THE GIGALO GANDER – July 2022

THE GIGALO GANDER – July 2022

            A.O.C. has made it clear that she is getting back to her Native American roots.  Maybe, she’s not putting on clown makeup (above) after all!  Maybe that is WAR PAINT?  Watch out Elizabeth Warren-warpath.

            On the topic of abortion, both Liz and Sandy want to put up abortion tents, or clinics, on federal land, or the country’s parks.  But the White House correspondent said that they are against it because it is a dangerous thing to do.  But then the HHS Secretary comes out and sort of says that they are “thinking it over” for “every option is on the table.”  What does he mean by this, that all options are on the operation table for the abortions?

FACT: Just because the Grand Jury let Michael Suckman off does not mean he is innocent of all charges.  It just means that the jury folk were bought off or prejudice before joining the jury.

FACT:  Rifles kill less people than fists and knives do.  Okay, it is really a person’s mortal mind (that uses the rifles, knives, octopuses, or raise their fists), and it is the mortal mind that kills other people.  It never is the material object that goes out to seek death, unless the object is haunted by death (just kidding).  However, in God’s reality – nobody ever dies – so there you go.

            Will governments begin to demand that people’s hands are cut off or they must confiscate all knives?  The cooking networks will be devastated if they do; is this why the head chef is called “Chief”?

LETTER FROM PERKIN’S KOI-FISH – by Abe D. Fish (a G. Gutfelt family member)

            Congressmen Matt Opens Gates and Jim D. Jordan River received a letter from the law firm (the DNC’s and Hilariously Rotten Clinton’s law firm) Perkin’s Koi-fish (no relation to Perkin’s Restaurant which may serve koi-fish for dinner.  And that is if any of the restaurants even exist after the coronavirust shutdowns hit.)

            The letter reads (smart letter that it can read itself) in part:  “Perkin’s Koi-fish is responsible to the FBI for maintaining the Secure Work Environment.”  Does anyone actually know what this means?

            A whistleblower says that ever since 2012 the Dummycrat’s law firm has donated $42 million to this secret workspace environment.  For the past twelve months Michael Sussman has been operating the workspace.  So what sort of Leverage (one of my all-time favorite TV shows) does he have on the FBI?  As Clinton’s election lawyer (as well as others) would he have politically motivated dirt (lies) to feed the FBI; like the lies about President Trumpet and a Russian bank?

WORD OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith

            The word of the month is “chief”.  Chief means “1 – [head, chief, fr. L caput head – more at HEAD]    1 :  the upper part of a heraldic field   2 :  the head of a body of persons or an organization:  LEADER  3 :  the principal or most valuable part – chief-dom.

2 – 1 :  accords highest rank of office   2 :  of greatest importance, significance, or influence” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary).

            So you will note that the word “chief” is a Latin word, it is not a Native American word.  I heard that the word originated in kitchens with many chefs where the head chef is called “chief”.  But that does not stop the WOKE idiots from trying to cancel the word.  That’s right the loons in San Francisco’s schools bureaucracy (burrow-aucracy) think that they can get rid of the title in all positions with the word chief in them, because, American Indians are getting hurt feelings over the word being used.  I’m thinking that these WOKE people are smoking something funny in their peace pipe! 

            As you may recall, there was Chief Sitting Bull, Chief Crazy Horse, and Chief Running Water.  Yet, did the Native Americans (I dare say it – the Indians) even use the word “chief”?  Remember also, that different tribes had different languages; it seems odd that they would all use the same word “chief”.  Would they not have had their own languages where their word for “chief” would have sounded completely different (and it would not have sounded like “chief” because none of them spoke Latin; I doubt they even spoke pig-Latin)?  Is it not the white settlers or U.S. soldiers who would have called the head Indian man in charge of the tribe – chief?  I think so!  And perhaps it is when pale face called their head leader “chief” is when the Native Americans actually may have felt insulted or hurt!  Or maybe they were more grown up about the issue than today’s namby-pamby wokesters!

            Caput has to do with the word capital, as well as, head.  There are capital letters and “caput” points us to the capstone head of a pyramid.  Remember what the BIBLE tells us about the builders of the pyramid?  They rejected the capstone (its KEYSTONE).  This means that the Christ Chief, as head of our world, was rejected first by the Jews and most of the gentiles, as today the Christ Chief is rejected by most Christian Scientists, too bad, so sad.

            But let us understand also, the importance of the capital letter placement in the Christian Science Textbook – SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES, by Mary Baker Eddy (today’s Christ Chief).  Mary Baker Eddy placed capital letters on certain words, these words stand for God, they define God; they are called the seven synonymous terms for God.  These seven synonymous terms are – Mind, Spirit, Soul, Principle, Life, Truth, and Love.  She also places capital letters in front of four words signifying the action of the seven – they are called – the Word, the Christ, Christianity, and Science.  This is the infinite divine calculus (spiritual reckoning).  In the BIBLE they are known as the four living creatures or the four beasts – the lion, the ox or bull, face of a man, and the flying eagle.  And then Mary Baker Eddy finally gives capital letters (for the most part) to the four Sciences of God – Science itself, divine Science, absolute Christian Science, and Christian Science.  So I ask, is the attempt to erase the word “chief” in job titles just another attempt to cancel the Christ Head, the true Leader of all mankind?

THE PELONO CRASH – by Avon Collins

            On Memorial Day weekend Paul Pelono (senior) was driving drunk in Napa Valley (Maybe he was taking a napa after drinking too much wine?) when he crashed his car into another car and a fence (after all, according to wife Nancy, fences [walls] are prejudice).  Both cars were totaled, in other words, it was no fender bender.  Paul Pelono was hauled off to jail where his mugshot was taken.  Yes, it literally must have been taken out of the police station, because, the picture was missing in action!  Eventually, however, two weeks later it was found.  It seems to be a high classed mug shot, as I have never seen such a nice mug shot in my entire life (P. P.  looks pretty good in it).  Is the police body camera footage missing?  It has not yet been shared.

            Dummycrat Amanda Shooting-Ray, as the chocolate CHIP commissioner (this is not a joke about the color of Amanda’s skin, it is just a food joke), heads the highway patrol.  She is involved in the Pelono cover up, keeping all arrest records silent (there will be no music in her police station, especially songs by the Police)!  Is her boss, Governor Nudesome, also in on the cover up?  After all, Nudesome is related to Paul Pelono.  Paul’s brother was married to Gavin Nudesome’s aunt, and he is the one who appointed Shooting-Ray into office.  Yet, Shooting-Ray may have passed the buck on to the chief, District Athorney, Allison Hailing.  And Allison Hailing works for Nudesome too, so there must be strings being pulled, and that is no Pinocchio.

            It is important that we find out what happened that night with Paul squared, because we cannot have the elites having Liberal privilege, anymore, than they want white individuals to have white privilege.  Should not the law apply to all people equally because lady Justice is blind?

            Nobody on the Left is speaking out about Paul Pelono’s two car pileup, nor has M.M.A.D.D. (not to be confused with the magazine or the TV show) saying much about it.   I guess those Mad Mothers are not so mad anymore about drunk drivers?  Maybe they better change their name?  Perhaps the Pelonos have donated a lot of money to their organization.

            This is not the only time that Pauly Wanna P. has been in a car accident.  Maybe the man had better give up driving?  He is rich enough to hire a chauffeur.  Besides the man being under the influence (breathalyzer test taken two hours after he was in the crash) with a .82, they are trying to make the excuse that his recent cataract surgery is to blame.  If this is so then not only was the man drunk he was blind-drunk.  It seems to me that he should have not been behind the wheel at all, just saying!

BIDEN’S APPROVAL RATING STILL SLIPPING – by Steve Marriott

            Biden’s approval rating is now, in some poles, at 25%.  His disapproval rating is climbing, up to 55% while 10% of the people have no opinion on the topic (or else they are afraid to answer, because, they think they will be hunted down and put into entertainment camps by government agencies buying up all of the bullets in this country).  And who knows what the other 10% are even up to (up to their necks in bills – probably).  On this topic, Greg Gutfelt commented, “Biden’s voters must be turning around in their graves!  His numbers are crashing like Nancy Pelono’s husband.”

            Yes, I wish I had come up with those two jokes.  I am very jealous of Gutfelt!  What wit?  What genius? What’s for dinner?  However, he does have writers, while I have to come up with everything on my own!  He may be the King of Night Time talk show hosts, but I am King of motels!

            In a pole from June 9, 2022, among young adults his approval rating is 22% and among Hispanics it is 24%.  To be sure, this occurrence is not a silk Freudian slip.  The lack of approval has to do with the U.S. economy.  Biden lied when he said that inflation is worse everywhere but here (in the U.S.A.).  The following countries have way better economies with less inflation:  Germany, France, Japan, Canada, India, Italy, and Saudi Arabian Knights.  Don’t just take my word for it, ask Peter Poochie about it.

            Because Joe is slipping, the Dummycrats are looking for a candidate in 2024.  Some want Hilariously Rotten Clinton to run.  Some news reporters say that they think Joe Biden should not run because of his age.  Yet they are willing to have H. R. Clinton run?  She is no spring Tyson chick anymore!

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of July and in the first half (well up to the 23^rd or so) of August, then you are a Leo, the lion.  The lion, or Leo, was used to signify, in the BIBLE, the first living creature or the first beast – the Lion of the Word.  By the way, the first Gospel, Matthew, is written in the tone of the Word.

            Your lucky fortune for this month is:  You will have fun at your Myst Convention, you’ve worked hard to get it up and running, so you deserve to have a great time!  I’m looking forward to those 3D kais and cool t-shirts.

            I had to ask my husband, because I never can remember, “Hey, is Myst Convention spelled with a ‘y’ or an ‘i’?”

            He said, “’Y.’”

            I said, “Because, I thought I would ask.”

A RECIPE FOR DISASTER – By Batty Crackers

            Is nothing sacred anymore?  The Biden Administration, simply put, is a recipe for disaster!  They are all a bunch of bananas, not to mention a bunch of incompetent boobs!  But is this by accident or by design?  They could not have planned their results any better – as everything they do is working to destroy the United States of America, for which they do not stand!  They are trying to turn the good old U. S. of A. into a third world country.  I was watching a TV show from around 2001 where the Cuban people wanted to come to the U.S.A. because they want to have freedom from communism, they want a good life, and they want the American dream!  If only Cuba could become more like the U.S.A., it was suggested.  It came to me that it seems today that the people in charge of the government actually want our country to become like Cuba.  I asked myself, “Why do so many people want to come into our country illegally when the U.S.A. is trying to become more like Cuba?”  Our leaders (chiefs) are trying to turn our TRUE Republic into a communistic run banana republic and they are using fascism to bring about their results. 

            Example of their dyspeptic behavior is when Janet Yelling goes on a Leftist media network and is asked about the BAD economy.  She apologizes for being ignorantly stupid!  She said that she blew it.  Really?  She knew what she was doing last year, people told her not to do what she was doing, but she ran with her recipe for disaster and the feds printed more money, more money, and more money!  And believe me, she does not feel bad about what she did or what the feds did, not a scintilla. 

            Think about who Joe Biden is, as the posing head chief of the Executive Branch, and who Nancy Pelono is, head chief of the House of Congress, or rather, what they are.  They both are not just Dummycrats, both of them are Roman Catholics.  Are they under orders by the socialist Pope in Rome?  Did the Pope demand them to destroy everything good about the U.S.A.?  There was a time when a Roman Catholic could not be president because of their allegiance to the Pope who runs his own country.

            Most people do not understand the fact that the Civil War was not really fought over slavery, but it was fought because the Roman Catholic Church was in charge of the South, they had a lot of business interests running below and along the Mason-Dixon Line!  That’s right; it is because of the Church of Rome that our country had the Civil War where brother turned against brother.

            Today the same thing is happening.  Relatives are on opposite sides, and mostly, well, all of the fighting between families or friends is due to the fact that those on the Left are unreasonable and believe all the lies that the State Media (belonging to the Left) spew out.  I have people in my own family that I cannot talk to about politics because they are simply raving lunatics!  They are the ones who yell and scream during their rants about the Republicans or people on the Right, they especially HATE President Trumpet.  And their hate was festered by the Dummycrats and the Leftist media.  I am registered as an Independent, but I know craziness when I see it.  And the Biden Administration is not only CRAZY; they are a recipe for disaster!

UNJUST PRUDEAU AGAINST GUNS – by Suzie Hogg

            The Primeribminister of Canada wants to ban guns in Canada.  Why he is so against people building up their muscles is beyond me.  Didn’t his old man, decades ago, already do this?  What’s that?  He’s not against muscle guns he’s against using shooting guns as muscle?  Sorry! 

            Anyway, it turns out, after hearing about the Salvador Dolly Ramos shooting Prudeau decided to use the story to ramp up hatred towards guns and dictate to his Canadian bacon folk that they were not going to be allowed to have guns for much longer, and all the fools standing behind the man just nodded in agreement (probably because a bunch of guns were being pointed at them).  He is going to ban buying, selling, and importing hand guns.  “Never let a tragedy go to waste” – right? 

            Prudeau also went to California in June to meet up with Governor Nudesome.  Maybe they had some corn pics taken together?

ZNN SPEAKING OUT ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            Now that the next election is coming ZNN is speaking out about black on black crime in big cities like Chicago.  (Buy the way, Mayor Lori Lighthead just made a law that police are not supposed to chase after criminals if they run away from them, unless the cops know for sure that the running away person is really up to no good.  This leaves the door open for all the criminals caught via foot chase, to have their lawyers sue the cops who ran after them saying that they broke the mayor’s stupid law.)  Why would ZNN finally speak about black on black crime when they denied the black on black problem has existed for years now?  It is simple; they want to confuse the masses about MASS SHOOTINGS.  They are claiming that mass shootings are taking place in the big cities, just like it did at the end of May in Texas in an elementary school.  Mass shootings are defined as four or more people being shot, however, many of the shootings in the big cities are not really classified as mass shootings!  More like drive by shootings.  So ZNN wants its audience to believe that guns are a big problem and they must disappear, or they should agree to turn their guns in to the government.  The only problem is if guns disappear they will be taken away from law abiding citizens and the crooks and gang members will still be able to get illegal guns!  ZNN is inflating their numbers, or statistics, on mass shootings by declaring drive by shootings, and gang shootings, as mass shootings.

            Joe Biden has been speaking up about getting rid of hand guns, or small caliber ammunition, AR 15s and AK 42s!  He is lecturing America on getting rid of their guns, and cancelling the 2^nd Amendment.  What gives him the right to even voice his opinion on this topic of gun control when he left (on purpose) 300,000 guns for the Taliban?  Furthermore, if he would have kept those guns he could have given them to Uke-rang instead of spending more tax payer money to help Uke-rang out.

Chung Lee Confusion

            He who laughs when things go wrong has just thought of someone he can blame it on.  Joe Biden lives by this idealism all day long.

            He who laughs last is slow at getting punch line.

            Never trust doctor who operates in the dark on a rickshaw near the lobby of motel while he is asleep and dreaming about rice field.

ALIEN INVASION – by Noah Comprendo, Jr.

            The numbers are ADDING UP!  We now have over 5,000 aliens, in a 32 mile long caravan (and it is not a Dodge) walking northward to the southern border of the United States of America.  Mexico is doing nothing to stop it either.  Why should they?  They do not fear or even respect Joe Biden and his creepy cabinet at all. 

            Who is helping these aliens from around the world (not just Central or South America) invade the U.S.A.?  Well, it is the ONE WORLD ORDER organization known as the UNITED NATIONS.  We, as a country give ten billion dollars a year to this material organization.  This year they are using this tax payer money to council the illegal migrants on how to lie when they reach our border – to lie about how mistreated they have been in their home country.  The aliens are taught how to lie about how mean their neighbors are, even if those neighbors are in the same caravan that they themselves are in!  They are being told to think back in time, about their life in their country, via FREE (to them anyway) psychiatric counseling sessions.  The United Nations, the one world order material organization, is also giving cash cards to these invaders.  This means that the money we gave to the U.N. is placed on the cash cards given to the people invading the U.S.A. – so WE THE PEOPLE are actually financially helping people who are invading our country!  The mainstream media, if they do comment on the approaching caravan, claim that most of the people are women and children.  Think again.  Look at the pictures below to see if they are telling you the truth!

            On June 27, 2022, there were 50 migrants found dead in a semi-truck.  The cartel put steak seasoning on their bodies in order to cover up the compo smell.  Inside the truck were children (that Nancy P. and Joe B. claim to care so much about) and families.  Joe Biden has said he’s done, “everything possible to end human smuggling”.  This is an out and out lie.  He has done the opposite, he’s done everything he can to help the cartels smuggle people across the border.  He needs to obey the laws of the land instead of breaking them!

HONEY, I THINK I SHRUNK THE ECONOMY – by Albert Ironstein

            “This is not satire!” Senator Chameleon Harris said while holding up a copy of THE GIGALO GANDER. 

            Harris is going to throw tax payer money at the illegal immigration problem as if that will fix it.  She plans on ruining our economy even more by giving tax payer money to Central American governments (who probably will never get their hands on it and if they do get their hands on it they will mishandle the money).  Harris thinks (which is a very difficult task for her) that the foreign country’s poor economy is the root problem of the huge caravans that come to the southern border.  WRONG, HARRIS!!!  You, Joe Biden, and your policies are the root cause of illegal migration!  All you both need to do is to enforce the laws you are totally ignoring and breaking on a daily basis!  Blasphemers Joe Biden and Harris are about as popular as a polecat!

            What gets me is that Biden goes in front of people to talk about how great the American economy is doing, how great a job he is doing, yet all the while he is fibbing about everything.  And if there are any problems that he has to admit exist he just blames it on somebody else, he has even blamed stuff on American citizens.  How dare we need to continue driving our cars to work, to take children to school, go grocery shopping, to the bank, and to the post office?  Hey, Joe, not everybody has tax payer money to pay for gas, along with the chauffeur service, like you do.  Most Americans do not have syndicated criminal activity being practiced by their family members like you do.

            S&P 500 lost all of its gains since January 21, 2021.

S&P ON 1/21/2021 – 3,853.07                       S&P ON 6/13/2022 – 3,749.63

            One of Biden’s note cards was recently photographed.  It had step by step instructions as to what he was to do during the event.  If the man is incapable of thinking for himself, and he is only reading what they put in front of him, then can we really call him the Commander and Chief?  I think not!  Perhaps this is one of the reasons why he does not think he is president (he says Harris, Dr. Jill, or Dr. Faust are president).  He has also acted, when Obummer was around, like Obummer was still his boss (so did all the other people around them at the time).

FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“I shot an arrow into the air, where it fell I know not where; I lose more arrows that way!” – Tonto (Kimono-sobbing to the Loan Ranger, the Banker)

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start to old habits.” – Hunted Biden

“The price of gas is so high it would be cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.” – Congressman John Kennedy

“Never underestimate Joe Biden’s ability to F*^@ things up!” – Barrack Insane Obummer

“Are you sweating while pumping gas?  Feeling sick when paying for the motor fluid?  You may have the Car-Owner virus.” – James Turnlock, CA

“North is north…Right is right.” – Judge Clarence Thomas D’Train

NEW YORK SUBWAY SWIMMING POOL – by Mark Train

            You have heard of car pools, now there are subway train pools!  That’s right; a black man somehow got a yellow swimming pool onto the train.  The mystery to me was this, how did he fill the thing up with water?  The man was shirtless; however, he was wearing a pair of pants while bathing. 

            Upon further investigation I found out that the man was really a religious fellow there to perform baptisms.  However, the only person he wound up baptizing was himself, because everybody else was just too shocked to get into the pool with him.  I asked the reverend, “How did you manage to get water into your pool?”

            Reverend John Dee Baptist replied, “Remember how Jesus changed the water into wine?  Well, I did the opposite; I changed the wine into water!”

            “But, how did you get all the wine into the train along with the swimming pool?”

            “Remember how Jesus multiplied the fishes and loaves of bread?  Well, I did the same thing; I multiplied my bottle of wine, after I changed it into water, and after I blew up the pool with all my hot air.”

            “Well, at least you did not blow up the train!”

            “I would never do that!”

            “Are you claiming that you can perform miracles like Jesus did?”

            “Why can’t I perform the same miracles?” the reverend asked.  “After all, Jesus told us we can do what he did, and that we can do even more!  Well, I am a true follower of Christ Jesus.”

            I replied, “Well, some people may just think that you have lost your head.”

            Too soon?

CHAMELEON HARRIS IS NOW IN CHARGE OF CYBER BULLYING – by Don Ridiculous

            Can you believe that Senator Harris has been put in charge of cyber bullying?  The woman is one of the biggest bullies in the world; and they put her in charge?  This will do nothing to bring down inflation, or to help heal our nation.  People have wondered why she has been given so many duties when she does not get anything accomplished or do anything.  She can’t even sink a basketball shot.  Well, who gave her the responsibilities, or the hats of duty?  The ultimate man who does absolutely nothing but to pass gas, pass the buck and blame everybody else – Joe Biden!  Is Chameleon just Biden’s scapegoat?

            Remember last month how there was supposed to be a new committee set up to dispel the Right’s right to free speech, the one that was to be headed up by a Mary Poppins wannabe?  Well, because that little board, or committee, did not get off the ground, due to the fact that nobody would wear their masks, Biden decided to put Chameleon Harris in charge of cyber bullying; it is the same idea, just headed by a different buffoon. 

            She has also been given the Czar hat on voting rights.

CHAMELEON HARRIS IS NOW IN CHARGE OF PRO BIRTH BULLYING – by Don Ridiculous

            Can you believe that Senator Harris has been put in charge of pro birth bullying?  Some network news person interviewed her on the topic recently.  All that Harris did was claim that she is a mother of two young adults (they were very hard to squeeze out), claim that she is the daughter of a mother, claim that she is a fairy god mother, and that is okay with the Left?  Wasn’t she supposed to say that she is a birthing person of two young adults (and boy, were they hard to squeeze out), that she became a birthing person after another birthing person birthed her, and that she is a fairy god drag queen along with Nancy Pelono?  She also probably thinks, which is really hard for her to do, that Justice Clarence Thomas is to blame for the SCOTUS decision on abortion; he is such a white supremacist!  Well, she is not alone on that opinion.  Others who are super-duper mad at Clarence Thomas are Hilariously Rotten Clinton, Maximum Waters, Lori Lighthead, and Liz Onda Beaten Warpath.  AOC, or as her friends call her – Sandy, wants to expand the number of Supreme Court Justices, and she believes that certain justices are liars.  She has accused them of “lying under earth”!  She meant, “lying under oath” but was this a Freudian slip she wears at the GALA?  Does her Freudian slip mean that she wants them all to be dead (six feet under the earth)?  She believes that they should be impeached.  How about she is impeached instead?  I would prefer that communist birthing person (I pity the kids having her as their birthing person) to lose her job! Then there are women, sorry, birthing people, on The View who are mad at Thomas. I feel sorry for their stupidity condition.

            The Demonrats are really just using the abortion issue.  They are using the issue to try to get people to vote for the DNC in the fall and they are using it to try and destroy the Supreme Court and to destroy the Senate, along with Philly Buster.  I do not know why the Demonrats are always so mean to Phil for!

”COUGH, COUGH, COUGH, I’M NOT JOKING” BUT HE IS CHOKING – by Doctor Wellby Six P.M.

            The quote above is from Joe Biden while he was making some crazy speech.  He was not wearing a mask nor did he cough into his elbow area – but into the hand he uses to shake hands with everybody after his speech is over.  Whatever you do, never shake this man’s hand, unless you are wearing a protective glove or use hand sanitizer afterwards.

            But my main reason for writing this article is that I have a peeve against the W.H.O. – not the singing group but the World Health Organization one world order group.  Just who does W.H.O. think they are?  Why do they think that they can change the name of monkeypotpie because they say it is prejudiced against Africans?  They seem to fail to realize that monkeys live in South America and Asia too!  So, they are just nuts.  What about chickenpotpie?  Are they going to change the name of it too?  I doubt it, as they like to eat chicken pot pies!  But what about all those chickens out there, like Biden, Harris, Pelono, A. Shifty, M. Watersherself, etc.?  Aren’t they upset about the name of chickenpotpie?  What about all the short people in the world with the name “smallpox”?  Why should they not be upset about that name?

            The whole thing is ridiculous, as Judge J. P. said, “The monkeys are not suing!”  I don’t think monkeys even know how to sew.  But who (?) knows if monkeys around the world will create a monkey rights organization?  The monkeys that should really be upset are the monkeys being used by Dr. Faust and his ilk in their medical experiments!

HOT TIME, SUMMER IN THE CAPITOL – by Back O’Myneck 

            On July 9, 2022, the January 6^th Congress Dummittee, made up by mostly Dummycrats, Demonrats, and two very stupid RHINOs, are getting their revenge on honest, peace-loving citizens who live in the United States of America.  This bogus committee is trying to be judge, jury, and executioner by putting on their SHOW TRIAL.  Their main goal is to try and win the upcoming election (by keeping their seats in Congress) and keep President Trumpet from running for president in 2024.  They are trying to TRUMP up bogus criminal charges against President Trumpet.  They may think that they are reaching everybody in this wonderful country with their lies and fake news messages – but their ratings are lower than Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address a few months back.  It is estimated that Biden’s State of the Union speech had around 38 million viewers.  I only know that I was not about to watch it, nor did I watch State TV’s false propaganda and fake news reports on January 6^th.  They really do think that they are Carl Marx and Adolf Hitler in every move they make.

            On June 9, 2022, the fake January 6, 2021 committee, put together by Nancy Pelono (remember she is the one who caused the riot in the first place by denying extra police and the National Guard to be present that day – is it because she wanted to save face after referring to the National Guard, not long before January 6^th, as Storm Troopers? Which is a really big insult to our National Guard because we all know that Storm Troopers can’t hit the side of a building!).  The Dums aired their dirty laundry to the country.  This is supposed to be only one of six such events.  The Left took over all the main networks (ABC, SEEBS, and NBC) for over two hours in order to present the dog and pony show to the U.S. citizens. 

            As mentioned above, John Sullivan was not placed in prison to face incarceration for over six months without being able to see a lawyer.  No, in fact, he was interviewed on ZNN and claimed to be a journalist!  HA, fat chance of that being true.  He was heard by the crowd, who was there that day at the Capitol, to be egging people on (just as bad as the woman dressed in an ape costume while throwing eggs at Larry Elder who is a black man [accused of being a white supremacist] who ran for governor in California).

            The committee, or the Spanish Inquisition, hired the X president of ABC, to produce their little puppet theater spectacle show.  James Goldstein, when head of ABC, spiked the Jeffrey Epstein punch bowl.  He let the predator off the hook. 

            Congressman Benny Thompson headed the peep show Thursday night.  One could call those of the House a Kangaroo Committee.  They are also doling out illegal and not enforceable subpoenas.  For example, Peter Navarro has Executive Privilege, yet he was expected to show up before the said committee.  So, on the week before their first public spectacle took place on national TV – in prime time – even though he was told by the FBI that he could go to the airport, the following happened. After he arrived at the airport, the FBI kept Peter from boarding his plane (in order to embarrass him).  They handcuffed him and then dragged him to the court house.  Then he was placed in leg irons.  They also made him stay in John Hinckley’s (the man who tried to assassinate President Raygun) old prison cell.  They want Peter to have to spend over one half million dollars in law fees over this whole affair. This is the Left’s trick – to force their enemies to use all their money in court, to bankrupt them, so they cannot spend that money on campaigns.  Peter Navarro says he had nothing to do with the January 6^th thing at all, but they are trying to force him to testify (against President Trumpet).  Joe Biden claims that there is no executive privilege for Trumpet or his people.  Biden claims that he has executive privilege but Trumpet no longer has it because it is all his.  Yet, that is not how executive privilege works.

            So far this committee has handed out more subpoenas than ever in American history.  Because there have been so many subpoenas, the judge signing the subpoenas has come down with hand cramps.

            What is really bad about what this committee is doing is that they are not allowing cross examination on anything, there has been no presentation of opposition to their claims, so the viewers who are watching their little theater puppet show only sees one side – the Kangaroo Committee’s side.  In other words, President Trumpet has no self-defense, just like they kept him from having self-defense during their two bogus impeachment trials.  The Dummycrats have not changed at all.

            The Kangaroo Committee brought out that the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers (reported to be RIGHT white supremacist groups) were at the Capitol that day.  However, they conveniently left out that these two groups went directly to the Capitol building and skipped the Trumpet rally all together; in fact, they were at the Capitol before the rally even ended.  They also conveniently leave out President Trumpet’s own words that day, he asked the people to march up to the Capitol and voice their opinion peaceably.  He did not egg them on like Chuck Shoemer or Maximum Water or other Dummycrats have done with their constituents, or even like the woman in the purple gorilla suit did in California.

            An officer who was at the January 6^th riot (I am willing to admit it was a riot, I am not willing to admit it was an insurrection) gave testimony.  Officer Edwards was being honest, and according to her testimony she was injured that day.  But to see Cori Bush crying crocodile tears over Edward’s testimony is too much.  Cori Bush is the same woman who wants to get rid of all cops!  She so dislikes all cops, except, I guess, the ones she believes are protecting her sorry asp!

            Everybody in Washingaton of Clothes knew about the plan for violence way before January 6, 2021.  President Trumpet even brought in the National Guard, and he had them there ready to be utilized.  So the question is, “Why did Nancy Pelono say NO (reject) the help and support of 20,000 troops (that President Trumpet had brought in to Washingaton of Clothes) that day?”  In fact, Nancy doubled down when she said, “No way!”  The obvious answer to that question is that Nancy P. wanted all the chaos and mayhem to take place on January 6^th so that she could go after the man she hates the most in the world – President Trumpet.  Where is the investigation into her evil deeds?  The Mayor of Washingaton of Clothes, Murial Bow-wow, also refused to call in extra forces to fortify the Capitol.  What about the Captiol’s sergeant in arms and legs?  What was his cinnamon roll on January 6^th?  Even Crying Chuck Shoemurr knew what was going to happen that day and he refused to do anything about it.  Not to mention, but I am, that the FBI was present and accounted for at the Capitol – and they were there to mislead people and to try to get them to enter the Capitol building.  So where is the investigation into Shoemurr and the FBI?

            On May 2, 2021 CSPAN & CSPOT said that President Trumpet did make a request for the National Guard.  There was a meeting on January 4^th, and President Trumpet authorized 22,000 National Guard troops for the Capitol.

            The committee’s second televised show trial was canceled for prime time TV.  Is this because Jesse Waters’s audience and Tuckered Out Carlson’s audience are too big for their liking? Instead the second meeting (show trial) was shown during the daytime on June 16^th.  One of the networks pulled away to show the golf tournament that they had already paid to air (so I do not blame them for doing that).  I saw about two minutes and turned to watch something else.  But what I did see was again, one sided, and I really do not trust anything they say to us.  Sorry, but that is just how I feel about it all.  If they can choose to not believe the Right then don’t others have the right to not believe the Left or even the RINOs?

            There was another session (show trial) during the day of June 21.  I did watch a little more than I had before, as I sort of got suckered in to watching, plus, I thought that maybe I should know some of the things going down.  What they presented seemed to make President Trumpet and his lawyers look like they were trying to do something illegal.  Maybe they were stupid in some of the stuff they did try to do to keep Trumpet in office?  But, I am not sure that their intentions were evil or incorrect.  I really cannot prove it one way or the other, because, I do not have access to all of the information (neither do most Republicans) I am just going by the video evidence I did see (in 2020) after the election took place. I am also remembering how there was election interference by the cancellation of the Hunted Biden Lap-dance-top story.  And it did bother me that the “important” man who was testifying on the 21^st, who is from Arizona, denied that there was any wrong doing.  Yet a Republican woman who is running in the Arizona Gooberpea race says differently.  On June 27, 2022, this woman, Kari Lake, was on LOX New’s show with Brett Bare.  She told Brett that the reason why there was no evidence in any of the court cases is because they were not allowed to present any evidence to the court.  Her words ring true, as I remember hearing the same complaint back in 2020.  She also wants there to be only an election day not an election month and to end all mail-in ballots.  Then she raked Brett over the coals, as he was sort of asking her questions she felt were totally unfair, unlike the interview he did previously with her opponent (which I did not see).  He denied her accusation.  Anyway, what she did say was of most importance, and I have to agree with her, because I remember on election night how  LOX News called the results in Arizona way early in the evening before 10% of the votes were even in.  At that time I asked, “How can they possibly do that?”  Kari asked Brett why LOX News will not send any journalists to Arizona to look at the evidence of cheating that does exist.  And I have to agree – why not LOX News?  Why are you not interested in really reporting on the 2020 election fraud?  Is it your new management that will not allow you to do it?

            A friend of mine, who voted for Joe Biden in 2020, said to me, “I can’t stand Trumpet.  He is always lying.  You can tell when he lies because he snorts when he lies.”  I’m sorry, but I do not recall ever hearing President Trumpet snort, I think she is getting him confused with Hunted Biden.  But she was definitely manifesting hate for the current president of that time.  Where did that hate come from?  It came from the mainstream media (the Left’s propaganda personas).  She actually believed that President Trumpet lied all the time but never thought Joe Biden was fibbing?  He lied constantly while he was on the Champaign trail.  However, when it came to making promises to the far left extremists he did tell the truth.  He told them he was going to get rid of gas and oil and he has held up that promise!  Yet he blames it all on President Putin or whoever else he can blame the high gas prices on.

STEPHEN CULPRIT INSURRECTION AND THE DUM’S DOUBLE STANDARDS – by Standard Rhonda Corner

            If the Dummycrats did not have double standards, they would have no standards at all.

            On June 16, 2022 the following employees from the Stephen Culprit Late Night Talk Show (SEEBS) were arrested for invading the Capitol in Washingaton of Clothes:  comedian Robert Smigel (Hum, does he wear a black rubber suit?); Jake Plunkedit (senior director of the show), Alison Martinez Glass; Ty One On Dean; Stephen Romond Noodles; Chicoletta Green Gumm; Brendan Hurles; Josh Upen Comer; and David Feltmen.  Among the visiting group were a writer and the Ass. Producer of the show.

            How did they get into the “now well guarded” Capitol?  Well, Congressmen Jake Outchenclaus and Adam Schifty let the uninvited crew in.  If you think about it, this all makes sense as to why the crew of the show was there.  Remember during the first impeachment of President Trumpet?  Schifty wrote a little play about the conversation that President Trumpet had with the president of Uke-rang.  Adam said it was “a parody”.  Yet, he read his words in front of everybody and the television audience as if they were what really was said between the two presidents, or could have really happened.  He was trying to change the real events by subliminally submitting a fake dialog between the two presidents.

            With the Kangaroo Committee’s six show trials (being televised) Schifty decided to repeat his offense; after all, he got away with what he did the first time.  This, being a third attempt to impeach President Trumpet – or to keep him from legally being able to run for office in 2024 – Adam decided – why not try his little trick again?  Only this time, it would be on late night TV, on CBS, where the satirical skit would be aired.   And Stephen Culprit was just the dupe to talk into doing the skit.  As Schifty had previously been on Culprit’s two weeks earlier.  Perhaps that is when they ironed out all the details, deskins, and defeet?

            What was the satirical skit about?  It was about the June 9, 2022 televised Kangaroo Court.  The crew went around knocking on Republican’s doors, like Jim D. Jordan River (for one).  But the Republicans were not present at the time.  The crew was thrown out of the Capitol, but they returned and were let in by one of Congressman Schifty’s staff. I suppose that they returned because they had not gotten all their material shot.  Maybe the smoking dog puppet could not remember his lines?  This time they were arrested, but instead of being incarcerated like those who are still being held from January sixth, they were released within six hours.  Then they were probably able to go back to New York, to their boss (S. C.) and edit their material.  But who knows? I heard rumors that the material had disappeared just like H.R.C.’s e-mails.  Maybe they are not able to do anything, perhaps they were stopped before they shot any good scenes?  To be honest, I find the smoking dog puppet to be stupid, disgusting, and not funny.

            Even though June sixteenth was the darkest day in our country’s history, I doubt that anything bad will happen to Culprit’s filming crew, or to Adam Schifty or Jake Outchenclaus.  Why?  Because, they are all on the Left Side of stuff and nobody on the Left Side ever seems to be punished for their crimes.  I doubt that Stephen Culprit will even be punished or investigated.  Was this the actions of insurrection?  I’m not crazy enough to make that claim, but the Dummycrats have no qualms about making such assertions; do they?

            Was AOC’s PTSD triggered again, even though she was nowhere in sight, again, when the filming crew burst into the Capitol unannounced?  Boom, boom, boom!

            One night, in June, Stephen Culprit had a female comedian on as a guest.  Her name is Wanda Sucks.  She was on complaining and bitching about the abortion decision and Middle America (fly by country); she wonders why our country is no longer governed by majority rule?  Boy is she stupid!  This country was set up the way it was so that majority rule could never be in control.  Why?  Because the USA is a Republic, that’s why.  Majority rule is not what a true democracy really is.  She is just another deranged celebrity who does not understand anything about our Constitution, she needs to go to school and be educated. 

            These are just a few of her comments, “Things in the Middle, that red stuff, why do they get to tell us what to do? … Know your position [Does she mean that we are her slaves?]…”  Doesn’t she know that without Middle America that there would be no dinner for her, no gas, no electricity, and no safety?  She also said, “These [Conservative] judges [of the Supreme Court] they basically lied in their confirmation hearings.  How can you be a Supreme Court judge and lie?  [They did not lie.]  What, they [the judges] had their fingers crossed or sumptin’?”  Wanda is incapable of thinking for herself, as she just repeated stuff she heard on The View and by certain Dummycrats. As a comedian, Wanda Sucks really SUCKS!!!  I think that Middle America is giving Wanda the middle finger!

KANGAROO COURT CONTINUES – by Iona Carr

            On June 28, 2022, there was another presentation of January 6, 2020, by the Dummycrats.  I completely forgot about it!  I did not tune in, but I did hear about the false testimony given that day by a woman who worked for President Trumpet in some low profile job.  She was a young woman, in her twenties, she is pretty, but what she did was wrong.  “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor” even if you are getting death threats from the loony Left!  This woman’s name is Hopalong Cassidy Hutchinson (no relation to Ken Hutchinson).  She also changed her Trumpet lawyer to a Dummycrat lawyer, who was with her on the 28^th.  This makes one wonder if she was being coerced into making the insane false statement.  For sure they had coached her in what to say. She said strange things like, “in the vicinity” and over and over she said, “something to the effect of”. Then afterwards Liz Chimney and Hutch hugged it out.

            The story she told was “hearsay” so it means nothing, even if it had been true.  After she told it, the person she claimed told her the story, Tony O’Nadagin, came out and said that he had never said anything like this to her.  The secret service men who were present in the vehicle that day said the story was not true, that the occurrence never took place.  So what whopper (sorry Burger King) did she tell to the TV audience? 

            It was January 6, 2020 right after President Trumpet had finished his rally speech.  He was in the back seat of the Beast. One Secret Service man was in the seat next to POTUS and one was in the front seat, and then there was the driver. The two Secret Service men were Bob N. Apple and Tony D. Tiger. She said that Trumpet insisted that instead of returning to the White House that they drive him to the Capitol.  He was so insistent that he reached into the front seat to try to get the driver to turn the vehicle around. He supposedly grabbed the driver’s arm and the steering wheel.  Both SS men want to testify, as does the Deputy Chief of Staff, who is privy to information, wants to testify (on Trumpet’s behalf).  I doubt that the Kangaroo Court will allow them to testify, because, they only want to present their side, with no Judd for the Defense, and put forth lies – not unlike Hilariously Rotten Clinton’s paid for Steel Dossier that they salivated over from 2016 to 2020.

JUNETEENTH NO MAIL DELIVERY – by I. M. Shocked

            This was the first year that Juneteenth was a holiday on ice.  Even though it fell through the cracks on Father’s Day, severely breaking the back of his neck, it was also honored on Monday (June 20^th).  Being that it is a federal holiday meant that there was no mail delivery on Monday.  This is all well in deed for those people not expecting to get mail, but I was expecting two very important Police records, not to mention my gas-electric bill, but I am mentioning it!

            I would have been clueless about the mail not being delivered if I had not, by chance (because I never do this), turned on my little portable radio and they told me about the holiday.  You know my little RCA radio is around fifty-five years old and it still works!  You see, they use to make things to last, unlike the junk they mass produce today – perhaps it all falls apart because it is made in China and other foreign countries where they do not have the pride to make long lasting stuff!

            It is weird, however, that Juneteenth does not seem to honor President Lincoln who gave black people their freedom but rather a criminal junky named George Floyd, whose death caused many riots resulting in billions of dollars of damage and trying to scrub out all policemen.  The real idea behind Juneteenth is racial division; at least that is the goal of the Leftist-communists.  A strange statue was put up in New Orleans’s Lafayette (named after a pirate) Square.  What did the black Dummycratic politician put up?  It was a two story high Black Power Hair Pick! It would be perfect for combing the desert.  Yet, during the new holiday a fifteen year old boy was shot to death in Washington Dot Com. 

GAS PRICES SOAR MAKING CITIZENS SORE – by Cindy Adding Machine

            The price of gasoline is over $5 per gallon now in many parts of the country.  In some states it is even higher (up to $7 per gallon).  So, people are not taking it lying down, they are PEACEFULLY protesting the price of gas by placing stickers on the pumps.

            The men running the company, Patriots Pledge (which produces the stickers), are modern day hero sandwiches.  However, the Leftists are upset with them and out to get them, because they love to eat Hoagies. 

            Gas prices are higher than Hunted Biden, and Joe Biden has nobody to blame but himself, because it is his signature that killed the Keystone Cop Pipeline and other helpful oil producing projects.  And people of this country know it and understand it, even if Joe himself is incapable of comprehending what he has done.

            The answer to lowering America’s gas price is simple, Joe!  Open up the Keystone Cop Pipeline which can provide 900,000 gallons per day.  Also, ease up on the restrictions placed on the energy companies!  Yes, Joe Biden, WE THE PEOPLE DO BLAME YOU!!!  We know the truth and you cannot hide, nor can you continue to blame other people, or oil companies, for what you have done!!!

            In case people have not already figured it out, the price of gasoline has gone up over 100% since Joe Biden signed that executive order to kill the Keystone Cop Pipeline.  Are you glad you voted for him now – just because you hated President Trump for no good reason?

Idiotor’s note: Since posting this edition it has come forth that our national reserves, which were supposed to be given to WE THE PEOPLE, is actually being sold (given) to places like China and Iran all the way here so I really do not need any gas, thank you! You remember China, the country where Hunted Biden and his pop have business interests in, especially in oil and gas? That’s correct, the company receiving our gas has Hunted (still) listed as owning 10%!

NICHOLAS ROSKE, SELF-APPOINTED ASSASSIN – by Alec Suchin

            Justice Bret Kavanagh’s life was in danger during the first weekend of June.  A would be, self-appointed assassin took it upon himself to go take out Kavanagh at his house.  However, once he arrived at the judge’s residence, which looks like an ordinary middle class house, he saw how well guarded the property was.  Who knows why he decided to turn himself in to the police, but he did.  Perhaps he figured, “If I can’t make a name for myself by doing the deed then I can make a name for myself by saying that I have tried to do the deed.” 

            In his backpack, or trunk (I’ve heard both words being used), he had the following items:  Glockenspiel 17, 12 O’Clock High, 2 magazines (probably not MAD or Rolling Stone), ammunition, a pistol packing mama, tactical knife, a pose-able thumb, pepper spray, salt shaker, zip ties, zip lock baggies, hammer head shark, screw driver (probably not the type you drink), nail punch, nail polish, crow bar, Snickers bar (for the diva he is), pistol light, duct tape, and Duck Soup (he believes that the Marx brothers are related to Carl).

            The irrational reasoning for wanting to kill the judge is that he was furious about Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water being overturned (thanks to people like Chuck Shoemurr).  Perhaps he was worried that someone would drown?  Why was he worried about Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water when he is not a woman?  Or is he?  Maybe he thinks he can get pregnant and so he wants his options open in case he decides he needs to get an abortion?

            DOJ’s head banana, Garlic Maryland, said about Roske, “We will not tolerate acts of violence against our judges.”  Yet the hypocrite that Maryland is allows a federal law – Section 1507 – to be broken by protesters meeting at the judges’ houses!  They all should be arrested according to the law, yet he just lets them do their thing.  The Soreass group – Baby Ruth Sent Us – is involved in these protests.  They are now hanging outside of Justice Amy Coney-Park Barrett’s home, and going to their church and the children’s schools!  Since when is it okay for children’s lives to be endangered by Left-winged lunatics, I guess that is why they all are in love with abortion? 

            Some protesters Tweeted, “We’re protesting peacefully at his [Justice Kavanagh’s] home again tonight.”  These people are breaking the federal law when they go to a justice’s house.  Where is true justice at?  The DOJ is bankrupt of it; that is for sure.  The Department of Justice is more like the Department of Favors, favors given to Left-Winged extremists (protesters and rioters).

            Mob rule, which is what you have when Senator Shoemurr gets up in front of crowds and calls out the justices like he did not long ago.  Mob rule leads to mob violence, as in Nicholas Roske’s case.

            It is hypocrisy that the Athorney General will not arrest any of the protesters outside the justices’ homes, yet one woman with a bull horn in Los Angeles, who was yelling at Joe Biden’s motorcade, was taken down by a cop!  He tackled her to the asphalt, and I bet she was arrested.

            When reporting on this story ZNN denied that Roske had weapons in his backpack (or suit case or trunk – whatever he may have had with him).  ZNN wants you to believe the young man was just playing a game of cops and assassins.  They want people to believe that what was in the backpack were only imaginary weapons, or at least, mostly peaceful weapons.  You know the type that Antifa uses.

            And while all of this took place, a bill to help support the judges and keep them safe, that the Senate approved, is being held hostage by Nancy Pelono (what’s new).  All of this is a communist conspiracy against democracy, and all guilty parties, according to the Left’s own standards, need to be investigated and face the music.  But it will never happen because the Republicans are too soft on Democratic crime.

            In the meantime domestic terrorists of Montezuma Jane’s Revenge are bombing and attacking pro-life buildings and churches and getting away with it.  Garlic Maryland is ignoring them, nothing yet has happened to even take the group down, nor has Biden even mentioned them or called them out.

July 15, 2022 – Recently a very strange and disgusting story was printed in the Indianapolis 500 Star about a nine year old girl who had been raped. She turned 10 and then when she was three months and ten weeks pregnant she was to get an abortion. She lived in Ohio which was a problem, because, according to the report, she had to travel across state lines to get the abortion because of the laws in Ohio. The only problem is that was not true, about the laws of Ohio. There is no problem with someone who has been raped, or in a case of incest, that the abortion cannot take place in Ohio, because of the medical emergency protection clause. Further more, Ohio does not have a week limitation to abortion, instead they have a heartbeat law. The girl would not have needed to leave Ohio in order to get an abortion. The quack doctor who supposedly performed the abortion did not report the child abuse incident to the police; why not? However, she was willing to go on National TV news and use the girl’s story as a tool to use in the war between abortion and pro-life ideals. Needless to say, for political reasons, all the Leftists and politicians soaked up the story like a sponge sucks up moisture from a counter top. And of course, our fearful leader Joe Biden had to comment on it. But if you listen very carefully to his words he makes a very interesting Freudian slip! He said, “She was forced to travel to go out of the state to Indiana to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life.” He should have said, “…the pregnancy” not “…the presidency”. I finally agree with the man, if only the girl getting an abortion would put an end to Biden’s presidency! What is weird about this whole story is that on July 11, 2022, nobody was able to find a police report about this rape incident. Then I guess an illegal alien was accused of the act, however, when Telemanudo TV did an interview with the girl’s mother (who spoke fluent Spanish), she claimed that the charges against the man were nothing but lies. She has not filed chargers against the accused man. So was her daughter ever really pregnant? Did the reporter even ask the mother this question? If the daughter was pregnant why did the mother take her to Indianapolis for the abortion? Are the mother and daughter even citizens of the U.S.A.? None of this even makes any sense.

SCOTUS’ ABORTION DECISION MAKES LEFT GO NUTS FOR RIOTS – by Uncle Ifa

            I must apologize for my brazen wife, you all know her as Auntifa.  She likes to dress up all in black, wear a black ski mask, and go out and riot her full head off while beating up innocent folk!  That’s right, on June 24, 2022, Auntifa was in Arizona at the State Senate Building and she held the judges there hostage that night.  Four people were arrested by the police for their rowdiness:  Kaitlin Auditory Nerve, Hayes Doneit, Alex Pinon Nutt, and Tarrenfeather Schmeekle.  The four were arrested for suspicion of rioting, disorderly conduct and trespassing.  My question is; what part of their rioting was suspicious?  It must be rather obvious or else the people there are pretty stupid!

            In the meantime, yes Auntifa can be in more than one place at the same time, she’s very talented like that, down in Los Angeles a man was arrested for use of a self-made flame thrower. I’m sure he threw it at the police.  And in Hollywood small businesses were vandalized and all smashed in, when the businesses had nothing to do with abortion at all.  People who are on the Left just love to destroy stuff (so long as it is not their stuff).  They do not believe in the Golden Rule at all.  Things were taking place in Portland, Organ as well.  But the Leftist news media stations once again downplayed the violence just like they did in the summer of 2020 – “These are mostly peaceful protests,” they said while fires were blazing in the background of their camera shot.  These are NOT PEACEFUL protests at all! 

            Many pro-life places were vandalized by these non-peaceful protesters.  Blue Ridge, Virginlady; Longmont, Coloradodo; and Eugene, Organ are just some places where damage has taken place.  At one place ten people were arrested but were soon released.  There was an Auntifa man in Seattle who tackled a pro-life woman to the ground and pepper sprayed her in the face.  An American flag was set on fire in a street of Washington Dot Com.  Where is Athorney General Garlic Maryland at?  He is missing in action, yet he takes on hardworking, loyal parents at PTA meetings.

            The Dummycrats are using abortion because they believe that it will help them win the fall election.  But, they are really clueless as to what the American citizens really want, as seen below.

SOFT BALL QUESTIONS ON JIMMY DIMBULB SHOW – by Harvey D. Milkman

            Joe Biden was a guest on Jimmy Dimbulb’s night-time talk show.  He was given soft ball questions.  In other words, Joe was allowed to lie again and again and again and Jimmy let him get by with it, even helping out the “old man” when Joe could not think of what he needed to say.

CHESS BOUDIN PLAYS CHECKERS AFTER LOSING HIS JOB – by Laura Norder

            San Francisco’s District Athorney, Chess Boudin (no relation to Jethro Boudin), was blaming honest working citizens, who own guns, as the reason why crime is so high in San Fran.  Homicide has gone up 32% since 2020.  George Soreass, Marxist that he is, gave Boudin millions of dollars in campaign donations in order to win.  Boudin is just one of seventy-five other Soreass employees scattered around the U.S.A.  After Boudin won the election he began to ruin San Francisco’s law system, just like George Gas-Con in Los Angeles has done (also a Soreass winner employee).  Boudin claims that America is the most violent country in the world, which is a flat out lie.  The U.S.A. is number sixty-four on a list of ninety-seven countries.  That means, help me out here Cindy, there are sixty-three other countries way more violent than ours.

            What is really bad about this man is that he would not put violent people and repeat offenders behind bars.  But hope survives with his recall.  He blames his recall on rich Republican billionaires instead of his Marxist policies.  He seems to forget who got him elected – a rich Democratic-communistic-fascist billionaire named George Soreass!

            Hopefully citizens in other big cities, who voted in Soreass candidates as District Athorneys, will come to their senses and recall them.  People like Alvin Brag of New Yorkso needs to go, as does, Chicago’s Kim Not Foxy (you know the woman – she put the fix in for the actor, Jussy Smelt, who pretended he was lynched by the two men he hired to lynch him).

HOUSE FLIP IN TEXAS – by Décor Gaiter

            There’s a new show on HGTV about flipping houses and it is shot in Texas.  I am so excited to see this new show!  What’s that you say?  There’s no such show?  I’m wrong, that it was a seat in the House that was flipped on June 14, 2022?  Oh, well, that’s even better. ….

            …Okay, I have returned after I went online to look up this whole election thing.  Who was this person who flipped the House seat from Dummycrat to Republican?  It was a woman who broke the glass ceiling.  She is a Hispanic woman, and she was born in Mexico.  This woman, who ran on the Republican ticket, is also married to a border patrol officer, so she knows firsthand how bad things are on the southern border.  Her eyes are open!  Her name is Mayra Flores; she is a regular May Flower!

            A.O.C. was silent when asked to comment on Mayra Flores’s win.  I believe that Sandy is afraid of some honest competition. When she was a guest on Stephen Culprit’s show he asked her if she was going to run for president in 2024. I hope she is too busy planning her up coming wedding to worry about running for president! Can you imagine her as president? She did not really answer his question, and made it just about as vague as Hilariously did when she was asked the same question.

            There is a GOP Virgin Congressional candidate, Yesli Vega (R); that we hope will win in her primary and November elections.  She would be the first woman from El Salvador, to join Congress.  Her brother was almost killed by MS-13 and his best friend died at 15 due to the gang members.  MS-13, yes, Nancy, they are animals, try to recruit young children of elementary school age.  Vega worked for Governor Youngkin’s campaign, and now she hopes to win.  She said that 54% Hispanic votes went to Youngkin.

TEACHERS USE TO TEACH – by Abe Normal

            The following is a prime example of how hard teachers use to try and get their students to think.  Our teacher begins by calling out the roll call, the cinnamon roll, and the dinner roll; and then goes over a previous test.

            “Alright, listen for your names.  Wright, O., Oliver Wright; Potter T.; Potter, P.; Honey, B.; Little Willie; Large Richard; Steel, Helmet; Hugh, F. O.; Smelly, B. O.; Smelly, P. U.; Golly, G.; Former, A.; Worthington, E.; Han, N. X.; North, C.; Gus, Bill; Little, John Thomas; Glass, I; Kara, Ted; Farr, Terence; Farr, Ted; Spelling, B.; Watson, T. V.

            “Now listen to the mess some of you made when the test asked you to define the following words:

            ”relax – a piece of dark chocolate…

            “buffoon – a French idiot, like Gigolo Joe…

            “macadam – the first Scotts man…

            “sausage – hamburger in tights.

            “We’re not finished yet, and you’re not exactly the cream of the crop, now are you?  Name four fruits that begin with the letter ‘N’…napple, norange, nonion, and a nana?  Nonion is not a fruit, you fruits, it’s a vegetable!

            “And now for the religious section:  What is a Hebrew?  A male tea bag.

            “Stanley O. Marvel, what were you thinking, lad, when asked to name the four Gospels and you answered with five?  Matthew, Luke, Olivia, Newton, John.  And you said that you could tell Moses was sick by the size of his tablet.  ‘Who was happy at the return of the prodigal son?’  The fatted calf!  You’re not going to become an atheist are you, boy?  Don’t become an atheist, because they get no holidays.

            “And then there was this question on astrology, ‘Where is the hottest part of the sun?’  And one of you answered, ‘Page three.’

            “Alright, all the boy’s names I’ve called from the roll, what I want you to do when the whistle blows, not before, is to go quietly to the dining hall and see Miss Rameses Bottom.  And when you’ve seen it, get ready for gym.  The remainder, Sweet, William; Sweet, P.; Sweet, F. A.; do nothing.  Is there anyone else?  Oh, yes, Mustafa, P.; you can stay and refill the ink wells.”

NEW BOOK YOU CAN NOW GET – by Wordy Smith

            Taking Back Trumpet’s America is a book by Peter Navarro.  Please go out and buy a copy because he will need the money to help pay for his legal defense, deskin, and defeet against the Kangaroo Committee and their fake charges.

IS HUNTED BIDEN GOD? – by Hagen Das-Key – Wood eye lye two ewe?

            We all have probably heard the quote from Joe Biden where he praises Hunted, “He’s the smartest man I know” he said.  When Joe Biden was Vice President, Hunted said to the Washington Examining Their Heads, on December 3, 2018, “The man I most admire in the world [Joe Biden], that is god to me, thinks I’m a god and my brother did too [Yeah, god awful bad!] …and the three of us, it was literally I had the support to know I can do anything [including his brother’s wife, including any drugs, including any Russian escorts].”  Biden has said that his dad (Joe) will “talk about anything I want him to, that he believes in…My dad respects me more than he respects anyone in the world, and I know that to be certain…I’m better than my dad…because my dad tells me I’m better.”  So I think that Joe and Biden belong to a mutual admiration club.  At least it sounds like it to me!

            This raises the question, is Hunted bending his father’s ear today?  Is he the one giving him rotten advice?  It could explain a lot since Hunted likes to snort Parmesan cheese off carpets (he is not smart enough to even tell the difference between Parmesan cheese and cocaine).

            To be honest, as pointed out by Tireus (the wrestler), Biden enables Hunted;, he takes money and throws it on the problem.  He thinks that all the money will help his son overcome his drug addition problems and sexual promiscuity.  But this only enables Hunted to keep up the old habits.  Biden tries to govern the U.S.A. in the same manner.  He thinks that throwing money at all the country’s problems will make them disappear.  Only, he forgets (an easy thing for him to do, evidently) that it is the tax payer’s money, not his!  And problems arise when money, he had the Federal Reserve print up, gets circulated and when there’s nothing to cover the over printing.  So, his throwing money on the problems does not solve the problems, it just makes inflation worse.

            A good example of how Papa Biden throws money his son’s way in order to take care of Hunted’s problems took place in early 2019.  Where ever Hunted was at he was trying to purchase, via his bank, Russian escorts.  But his bank red flagged him (maybe they knew about his gun problems) because they did not like the money going to the Russians.  So, Hunted texted his Pops for help.  Joe wired $100,000 dollars to Hunted and he spent $30,000 of it on the Russian escorts.  One time he had a sixteen hour tryst.  He texted, “I’ve paid $5,000 for For the first eight hours that ends at noon how much would you charge me for another eight hours which would make sixteen hours all the oftener.”  This sort of sounds like a math problem he would have had in grade school, and if the text sort of does not make any since it is either because Hunted is a bad at texting or else he was high. 

            Hunted also made a video (or digital) recording where he spoke to one of these escorts after she must have inquired about the missing payment. When he spoke he sounded like he was missing teeth (probably from Meth usage). He also seemed to be a cry baby,  “I’m sorry that it took so long to give you ten thousand dollars.  Have I ever touched you in a bad way?  Ever?  Have I asked you every time if I could touch you?  Every time…  Sweetheart, look at me.”  (She continued to look at her cell phone, as I believe she was waiting for his payment to actually go through. Or maybe she was calling for an UBER.)  “You cannot talk to me that way and say things like that, because I’ve always respected you better than anyone you’ve ever met.”  Yeah, Hunted’s bank accounts were frozen, so Joe helped him get laid.

Chung Lee Confusion again

            Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today.  If you do, it may lead to sorrow, because, if you do it today and you like it you can do it again tomorrow.

            A bird in the hand poops on your wrist.

            Do unto others; then RUN!!!

            Ladies are like pianos.  When they are not upright they are grand!  (A SEXIST WOULD SAY!!!)

            People want to hold policemen accountable, whatever happened to holding criminals accountable?

WINDMILLS OF NANCY PELONO’S MIND – by Donkey Hote

            Recently Nancy Pelono was seen as a guest on Rude Paul’s show that is on some PLUS online outlet.  Rude Paul is probably the most famous drag queen in America.  And I do have to be honest, he does look way better as a woman than he does as a man.  It is not so much the fact that Nancy went on his show that bugs people; it is rather, what she said on the show that bugs people.  She went on the show to pander to the 1% of .01% of our civilization.  She has the nerve to say, “How proud we all are of you.  Your freedom to express yourself in drag is what America is all about.”  Just who does she think “we all” are?  WE THE PEOPLE are not proud of drag queens, we are proud of people who go to war, the wars that our politicians get our country into.  We are proud to be Americans, we are proud of people that go to work every day to earn a living (a wage) in order to support their family.  We are proud of policemen and firemen who go to work and rush into danger in order to save lives of innocent people.  Those are the types of people that WE THE PEOPLE are proud of, Nancy.

            Perhaps the reason why Nancy felt so home on stage with Paul and associates is because she too looks like a drag queen?  Nancy should be more concerned about the bear market and our sinking economy (which she has helped create) than she is with men dressed up like women.  Nancy is so full of caca that she feels right at home on the sidewalks of San Francisco.

            However, when there was a photo shoot of Nancy with the family of a new Hispanic woman who was recently voted into Congress, Nancy may have shown her true feelings about “the children” she is always using to get support or money for her causes.  The girl was standing on Nancy’s right side and she elbowed the girl to nudge over.  Nancy said that she was just trying to make sure that the girl was in the photo and not obscured by her.  But how do we know that Nancy was not afraid that the child would obscure Nancy, or maybe she was worried the girl would give her the coronavirust (as nobody was wearing a mask)?

            It is also Nancy’s dream to spend tons of tax payer’s money to refurbish bathrooms at the Capitol – so that there will not only be bathrooms for men and women, but a third bathroom for transgendered people and gay folk.  This means that the bathrooms will remain spotless – due to lack of use by 1% and 3% of society.  Yet, Nancy probably is going to use those bathrooms herself because they will be the cleanest ones on the Hill.  She’s not fooling anyone!  Nancy is so high that she feels right at home on the sidewalks of San Francisco.

            However, there are other Dummycrats following her lead, like Michigan’s Athorney General, Dana Nessel.  She said on June 15, 2022, that she wants “a drag queen for every school.”  It is not part of her job description to supply every school with a man in drag! 

            But, perhaps the reason why the Dummycrats are so PROUD of only 1% and 3% of U.S. civilians is because they cannot be proud of anything they have done since January 2021 (except to try and impeach President Trumpet).  The fact is that they hate most U.S. citizens, and that is why they try to separate us all by putting us into certain classifications of colors, sexes, and political affiliations (a communistic practice).  It seems that they cannot comprehend the fact that U.S. spells US – as in all of us as ONE.  WE THE PEOPLE ARE ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!

MONTEZUMA JANE’S REVENGE – by Sorta DePends

            There is a new domestic terrorist group named Montezuma Jane’s Revenge.  However, this group is not being looked into or even mentioned by the Left, the mainstream media, or the Dummycratic politicians – because – Montezuma Jane’s Revenge is on the Left’s side.  Montezuma Jane’s Revenge is a terrorist group giving grief to pro-life places (which include churches).  They have caused over fifty violent attacks since the Supreme Court leak, so far Athorney General Garlic Merryland has made zero arrests and there are zero suspects.  But like Antifa, how can you arrest something that is just “an idea”?   

            The Left is totally ignoring the violence being committed by people rioting in the streets, about Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water, protesters breaking federal law by going to Supreme Court Justices’ homes (schools and churches) and Montezuma Jane’s Revenge while their entire focus is on what happened on January 6, 2021!  Talk about tunnel vision.  And that tunnel vision is getting really low ratings!

            There is the question as to where the anarchists of Montezuma Jane’s Revenge get their shady money from?  My bet is they get it from George Soreass.  But they also could be getting funds from the DNC.  What Montezuma Jane’s Revenge is doing is against the federal law, but they will not be punished, the Left just turn their heads away from the whole thing pretending the violence did not ever happen.

            The terrorist group wrote letters to their targets of pro-life groups ordering them to “close their doors”.  They gave them thirty days to do so, and when those thirty days expired, like a bad can of tuna fish, they threatened them with up and coming violence.  We shall see if they keep up their promises.  I hope that they do not keep their promises.

UPDATE:  It seems as if the FBI may be involved locally in some of the crime scene investigations.  We will see if anything evolves from it.

PIZZA D. HUTT SUT RALSTON ON THE RIVERA – by Noah Comprendo

            It seems as the Pizza D. Hutt restaurant chain is now woke and is all in on teaching little children about cross dressing, as the Hutts now promote (give out) a book called Big Wig.  Too bad the book is not called Big Whig; the children might actually learn some American history instead of being brainwashed into thinking that most men in the world secretly dress up like women!  Pizza D. Hutt should instead promote Matt Walsh’s new program What Is A Woman?

BIDEN ARMS OUR MILITARY WITH PRONOUNS – by Hershey Himhe Uswee

            It is not important to arm our military cadets with war strategy! No, what is important is to arm them with modernized “pronoun” usage and with critical rage theory.  That’s right, it is more important for Joe Biden and his military general and admiral jerks to weaken our armed forces with CRT then it is to give our military personnel an understanding of being united as one cohesive unit when going out in the world to do battle.  They want to make “whiteness” of importance instead of fascism or communism, or people who just don’t do the right thing (because they are evil).  Why do they want to shame our young folk who want to protect our country?  This is called misplaced loyalties.  They are undermining the strength of our country as they have already forced out 700 people serving in our military.  I wonder how many of the 700 are white?

            Yet, the government is fortifying their own burrowcratic offices.  Why is it that the Internal Revenue Services has purchased $725,000 in bullets?  How come other government departments are doing the same?  There can only be two reasons.  Reason #1 – the government is planning on taking over the U.S.A like Hitler took over Germany – and they do not want regular people to be able to use their guns (because they are unable to purchase any ammunition – none available).  They government be armed, we won’t be armed.  Reason #2 – the government is going to use guns to steal from you and to force you out of your homes.  But the real reason is it is the easiest way to disarm Americans.  Taking your ammo is way easier than doing away with the Second Amendment.  You can own all the guns you want, but you will not be able to get your hands on any ammo!

            A Navy program which talks about “pronouns” was aired on Gutfelt! in June.  The following is word for word what was spoken.  For the man I will use the pronoun of HE and for the woman I will use the pronoun of SHE and hope that I am correct!

HE:  Using the right pronouns is a really simple way to affirm someone’s identity.  It is a signal of acceptance and respect.

SHE:  If it’s a signal of acceptance and respect how do we go about creating a safe space for everybody?

GUTFELT:  I’m sorry, but the only space you should be concerned with being safe is America.   That’s the military’s mission.  It’s not your feelings, it’s our security; but still I bet it was a good question.

HE:  That’s a good question.  A really good way to do that is to use inclusive language.  Instead of using something like, “Hey, you guys” you can say, “Hey, everybody” or “Hey, team”.

SHE:  Yeah, now that you say that, another way that we can show that we’re allies and we can accept everybody is maybe include our pronouns in our e-mails or like we just did, introduce ourselves using our pronouns [this portion of the show was not aired on Gutfelt! so I do not know what pronouns they actually use].

GUTFELT:  Augh, this is a cult. To show that we’re allies?  You mean like England?  I mean, you guys work together, that means you’re already allies, unless you are saying you aren’t allies until you accept my pronoun?  God forbid I misgender someone!

HE:  But what must I do if I misgender someone?  [I do not think misgender is even a real word – at least it does not exist according to my spell check.  Is my spell check in need of CRT?  Should misgender be mrgender instead?]

SHE:  I think the first thing to recognize is that it’s not the end of the world.

GUTFELT:  Few!  Thank God for that!  You know what would be the end of the world?  Triggering a nuclear missile and causing World War III.  Maybe concentrate on that stuff!  So do you correct yourself and move on?

SHE:  You correct yourself and move on, or you accept the correction and move on.  The most important thing I can tell you is do not put the burden of making you feel good about your mistake on the person you just misgendered.  [How in the world would you be able to pull off such a feat in the first place?  I totally do not understand what she said.]

HE:  Oh, thank you for telling me that [even though he does not understand what she said either].

GUTFELT:  So, somewhere there’s a general in China thinking, “This is going to be easier than I thought.”

PLEASE PASS FART-HER DOWN THE BUS – by Angus McSpreading

            “What is the United Nations?” asked a wee young lad.

            “It’s where nations turn in trouble,” said his dad.  “When one nation all alone decides it can do nothing.  So that’s when the United Nations meet and decide that nothing can be done.”

            The lad said, “You see different politicians on TV every night.  Some say this; some say that, they can’t all be right.  Some say this is so, some say that the opposite applies.  Now how is a wee one to know who is telling lies?”

            His dad said, “There’s one sure method, way beyond and proven.  Watch their faces, you’ll see, the one who’s telling lies is the one whose lips are movin’.”

            A soldier sat in the army jail and his mother had brought him a puddin’.

            “You can’t bring that in here,” said the Sargent even though it was a good on’

            And he saw the look in the mother’s eye and he knew she was feeling hot, so he did a thing he thought he would never do…He helped a soldier to dessert.

CONGRESS WOMAN CORY BUSHED – by Crocodile Tears Dundee

            As mentioned earlier on, Cory Bushed was crying fake tears over Officer Edward’s testimony on June 9^th’s show trial.  But I had to mention it again, because that is my area of expertise.  I find it appalling (and Rude Paul too) that she said what she did when she is totally against police.  She is the one who kept saying, “Defund the police and abolish the police”!  Yet, she has her own private cops protecting her at all times, and she thinks it is okay to have police force at the Capitol protecting Congress and personnel.  She really is whack-a-doodle-doo!

BARRACK INSANE OBUMMER HORDING GAS – by Aunt Acid

            President Barrack Insane Obummer has spent $75,000 to put a 2500 gallon propane tank onto his property in Martha’s Vineyard, which is by the sea side.  Why is he going propane instead of using windmills or solar paneling?  HUM….  Does he plan on going off the grid?  Does he believe that Joe Biden will bring about the end times?  Does Obummer have the right to store all that propane when others around the world will be needing help?  Will he share in times of need? 

RACHEL RADON GAS LEAKS – by Patty DePends (Sorta’s sister)

            I was totally surprised and amazed when MTNBC’s Rachel Radon was actually complaining about the price of gasoline.  Wow!  I guess maybe she does not have an electric car, and she is seeing what a lousy job Joe Biden is really doing and how it is affecting her personal life and those she cares about.

SEATTLE PAYS CRIMINALLY INSANE – by Inda Kit Chen

            Tax payers of Seattle, Washingbrains, are paying an insane man $250 per week.  The reason why Alexander Jay gets this money is because a judge judged it this way.  It was all because there were no spots open in any of Seattle’s homes for the mildly insane.  An opening is supposed to open up in August of this year.  When he gets his spot in a home then he will no longer receive any money.  Alexander, the Jay bird, has a rap sheet going back 20 years.  In the meantime, mad man, Alexander, gets to continue stabbing women at the bus station and pushing 62 year old women down concrete stairs at the train station like he did in March 2022.  He was arrested for these two crimes, but, he was only sentenced to receive $250 per day for each day he does not get mental health treatment.  Instead of holding him behind bars, the state of Washingbrains ordered him to be held in a mental health facility.  The total amount that tax payers will shell out, if he does get committed in August, is around $17 thousand dollars.

            Perhaps the people in charge of the government of Washingbrains are the ones who are really crazy, or at least the judges.  A judge appointed by President B. O., Ninny Rosentinkle, has decided that a criminal man in prison, now calling himself Christinas Iglesias, will be able to have tax payers pay the bill for Christinas’ sex change operation.  Christinas, a terrorist, has been in lock up for years.  He mailed fake anthrax powder to the British government, and he sent death threats to federal judges.  He is to be released from prison in 2023, but first he wants his sex change before he is released.  This way, the tab for his medical bill is on the tax payer – he gets it for FREE (Is this right?).  Christinas is a bit nuts, because, he thinks that his genitalia are as malignant as tumors from cancer.  He is wrong, because, cancerous tumors supposedly lead to death but the scrotum and penis supposedly lead to life.  Unless you are willing to concede that material birth is really death.

            Elsewhere in another prison somewhere, there is another male prisoner – in jail for life + 38 years – who wants to become a woman on the tax payer’s dime.  This man is not a nice guy yet he thinks that he has a right to change his sex.  Excuse me, but since when do prisoners have rights?  I say, part of his punishment is to keep him in his male body for the rest of his life + 38 years.

            Yet, there is some good news for female swimmers.  A new rule has been set for female swimming competitions.  In order for a male who has transformed into a female to compete in any female swimming competitions they must undergo treatments before the age of twelve, where they no longer have any male swimmers.  This new ruling is based upon a biological reason – that males after twelve years of age have the male advantage (mussels, mollusks, and starfish) to where they are physically stronger and bigger than females – so they have an advantage over the women to where there is no way that they can win in the competition.  However, this is somewhat worrisome to young boys.  What if a boy thinks he wants to transition but that is only something built up in his imagination by his public school educators?  What if he only THINKS he is a girl in a boy’s body so he undergoes treatment, and then after becoming female he/she wants to go back to being male?  Can the once boy swimmer turned girl swimmer get her boy swimmers back?

LAST MONTH IT WAS BABY FORMULA THIS MONTH IT IS FEMININE PRODUCTS – by Jonathan Togo Bonkers

            Being that I am a man, this is a topic that I really did not want to touch, however, I drew the short straw – so, here I am wearing my CSI gloves!  This is really a bloody mess; that women are having no feminine products to purchase for their special time of the month.  And on top of that, women still are not able to get the baby formula they need to feed their children.  This really does seem to be a war on women.  I suppose that if all those men, who now can menstruate (according to the Libs, Progressives, and Marxists), would stop purchasing the pads and tampons for themselves, that there would be more supply for the women!  What’s that?  Men really do not do such things because they are men and have no eggs in their bodies?  But, they (the government?) do now supply men’s bathrooms with tampons, so men may see women creeping into their area of relief.  The question remains, “Will women have to go back to using rags?”  Maybe they will have to wear DePends!  I guess it all depends upon the supply chain issue.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BORDER PATROL HORSEMEN? – by Emma Skew Lenity

            Remember way back in September 2021 how many Haitians were trying to come into our country illegally so the border patrol had their horsemen at the river’s edge trying to keep the migrants from coming into our country?  The agents were actually doing the job they were hired to do!  But those crazy Leftists saw an opportunity to lie about what was going on, in order to try and change the story from illegal aliens flood into America to Border Patrolmen are worse than slave owners ever were!  That’s right, Harris, Waters, Biden, and Myjerkass (who changed his original take on what happened in order to lie and side with his boss) all lied about what was going on.  They said that the horse reigns were really whips being used to whip the black Haitians.  Biden promised to punish these men, he did not care that they were hardworking, honest men, who were just doing their jobs.

            Well, guess what, Biden still plans on punishing these horsemen, even though they were found innocent, they did no wrong!  The department of Homeland Non-Security (and Myjerkass) is preparing to discipline the agents with administrative violations.  These men can lose their jobs even though they are innocent (some of them are probably Hispanic too).

HENRY PRINCE WINS UNDERTAKER OF THE YEAR AWARD (on Columbo many years ago) – by Regis Mortes

            The following ditties were on an old episode of Columbo, with Peter Flock, where Secret Agent Man (Number Six) portrayed an undertaker.  During the episode the guest star’s character won the man of the year award by all the local mortuary people.  This made me wonder if such an event would take place, then I said, “In California, of course they would do such silly things.”  So the following is what the piano player in the bar sang to Henry Prince, the man of the year.

RED FLAG LAWS MAKES BULL IN CHINA SHOP MAD – by Peter Gunn

            New gun legislation was passed by the Senate in June, right before the Supreme Court canceled Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water.  Stupid Republican Senators voted for the legislation on guns.  Who were these traitors to the Second Amendment?  They were Corny Cornyn (TX), Mitchum Deoderant McConnel (KY), Millis Tillis (NC), (female) Susan Jackie Collins (ME), Linseedoil Graham Crackers (SC), Notdavid Cassidy (LA), Notsharpbut Blunt (MO), Burr Itscoldoutside (NC), Mitten Romney (UT), D. Portman (OH), (female) Chief Capito (NV), (female) N. Ernst (IA), (female) Murcowski Downsloap (AK), and Notso Young (IN).  These Senators should be ashamed of themselves for voting with the Dummycrats on this issue, especially when the Bill set forth by Senators Ted Cruising Along and Borassol is way better!

            And speaking of bulls in a China shop on Wall Street and Fifth of Whiskey, on June 23, 2022, the Supreme Court did away with New Yorkso’s gun law which restricted people from wearing concealed fire arms.  What this means is that the people of New York are now able to carry guns, if legally registered to do so.  This means that crime may go down if criminals think that people on the street may have their own guns, and they are able to NOW protect themselves from them, the gangsters, crooks, murderers, etc.  But the new Mayor of New York City is worried about New York being like the wild, Wild West!  To be honest, I like the wild, Wild West, I liked the TV show The Wild, Wild West too (not so much the movie).  I even like Bret Maverick, Bat Masterson, Cheyenne, Rifleman, The Big Valley, Sugarfoot, and all those other cowboy shows.  Give me the morality behind the Lone Ranger over Moo York Mayor Adams Apple any day of the week!

ASHLEY BIDEN’S DIARY – by Devin N. Starr

            The Daily Mail reported on Ashley Biden, Joe’s daughter, and some words she wrote in her diary.  “I remember having sex with friends at a young age and showers with my dad (probably not appropriate).”  She says, “Probably not appropriate”?  I would say most definitely not appropriate.  This whole family seems to have sex issues, probably due to dear old dad!

            Daughter Ashely was financially broke and out of rehab, so she checked herself into a halfway house.  When she left the joint she also left behind her private diary where it was found (not stolen).  Like Hunted’s laptop, Joe wants his daughter’s diary to be Russian propaganda. 

            When I was a child and throughout my whole life, the one thing my dad did not want me to ever see was his private areas.  He made sure that he kept himself covered around his children.  Too bad pedophile Joe did not feel the same, maybe his children would have grown up being more adjusted instead of becoming mallardjusted.

DOJ DROPS ANTIFA CHARGES LIKE FLASHER DROPS TROUSERS – by Sunny Moon

            Joe Biden’s DOJ has dropped 79 federal assault charges for the 2020 Antifa rioters in Portland.  These assaults were made on policemen.  This is just a few of the offenders:

Christian Burpsup – threw a large rock at a federal officer’s head

Skylar Red Ryder (nickname Penguin) – stabbed a cop with an umbrella

Nathan Underdog Yellow Snow – smashed a federal officer in the face with a shield

Sabastian Dobar (him from society) – assaulted a federal officer

Evan Lewis Crackpipe, self-named himself as a Korean anarchist – violently attacked an officer

            These Antifa punks get away with it because they are an idea; they are drenched in Liberal privilege.  Garlic Maryland really needs to leave office, but Biden would probably appoint someone just as corrupt and stinky as Garlic is. 

BIDEN BANS NICOTINE – by Nicky Sigs

            That’s right; the war on cigarettes is not over.  First they put the highest taxes on cigarettes that they possibly can, and now Joe Biden wants to take away a portion of the nicotine in them in order to make them less addictive.  If you ask me he should figure out a way to get rid of the smoke instead of the nicotine!  Oh wait, he doesn’t need to do that, it’s already been done with e-cigs!  It is the tar and smoke that makes cigarettes dangerous.  But the Left (and Biden) also happens to be after the JEWEL vaping e-cig company; they are actually singling JEWEL out and going to war with them.  What about chewing tobacco?  He forgot about that one, how do you reduce the nicotine in chewing tobacco?  Is Biden going to make half the can be mixed up with bubble gum?

            Look, I will be honest, I do not like cigarette smoke so the vaping apparatus system seems to be an answer to all the smoke, but the government (along with the Food on Drugs Administration) does not care about that, they only care that they can control stuff in our lives.  And the real reason why the e-cig companies are in trouble is because they do not have any lobbyists in Washington Dot Com.  I do not smoke; I never will smoke, so all of this really does not affect me.  However, I say fair is fair and Biden is not being fair here.  But he has not been fair to any of us since January 20, 2021.  I also find it hypocritical that he is making it possible for drug addicts to get free crack pipes!  What does Hunted Biden think about all of this?  On one hand, he will not get as big of buzz off his cigarettes yet he can smoke all the crack he wants with Daddy’s free pipes.

            I bet President Obummer is not happy with his old Veep!  Obummer likes to smoke cigarettes; he may not like losing out on the nicotine he is used to having.  Or maybe he can stockpile cigarettes like he is his gas?

CLIMATE CZAR JOHN FERRY – by Jett Trails

            John Ferry, Biden’s climate czar (or communistic comrade), flies all over the world in his own private jet warning (so he pretends to do) people about climate change and how it is effecting the world – so we all must do something.  If the man really cared about air pollution wouldn’t he ZOOM call everybody instead of flying to see them?  We think so!  According to an International Energy Agency press release on March 3, 2022, under Ferry’s watch “Global CO2 emissions rebounded to their highest level in history in 2021”.  So he’s doing a real crack up bang job!  NOT!!! 

            What is John Ferry’s salary?  How much is he getting paid to fly all over the world?  What he is really doing is meeting in secret with government leaders around the world to gain favor, just like how Hunted Biden and Ferry’s stepson (a Heinz) got favor working for a GAS company in Uke-rang!  Remember that, John?  Of course you do. 

            Everything that the globalists tell you about climate change is a big fat lie.  Biden lies constantly, he does not know how to speak the truth, and the people who pull his strings also lie and make him lie.  But the fact that John Ferry does all that he does is enough to make me to never uses Heinz ketchup or other condiments they make ever again.  There are other brands out there.  Ferry’s wife (a Heinz) has ties to China, so yeah; he cannot be objective where China is even concerned.  And China is more of an air polluter than America is.

SUPREME COURT DECISION ON ABORTION – by John Henry

            On June 24, 2022, the Supreme Court made the decision to return abortion rights and abortion decisions to the fifty states, as it should be.  Abortion should never have been in the hands of the Feds, because the Feds have butterfingers.  Of course, all the Dummycrats are against this decision.  Joe Biden spoke after the decision was made crying crocodile tears (sorry Dundee) about how the Supreme Court did us all wrong.  What they did goes against Democracy.  The Court only went against his idea of what Democracy is (his idea of Democracy is actually communism).  He promises to try and get Congress to do something to turn their ruling.  In other words, the Supreme Court is not so supreme after all (at least in his mind).

DOG SHOW WINNER – by Ralph Barker

            This year’s annual dog show was held in June.  And the winner happens to be a bloodhound.  The dog’s name is Trumpet.  I am sure that President Trumpet is most happy with the winner!

CHRIS BUD LIGHT CLEANS HOUSE – by R. U. Kidding

            ZNN’s new head man (or chief), Chris Bud Light is making new changes at ZNN.  He is probably going to fire Brian Seltzer (for sure) and Jimmy De’Accoster.  The question is, will these types of people, knowing that they are about to lose their jobs, move closer to the Center and away from the EXTREME LEFT?

            Don Pucker-Faced Lemon is even beginning to speak out against Biden running for president in 2024.  So are other news people.  Is this because of their new chief’s policies, or is it because the 2022 election is coming up and they want more votes to come their way?

            Chris Bud Light has finally banned coining a phrase.  The reporters are no longer allowed to say, “the big lie”.  What is “the big lie”?  See below, what is on Leakipeedia…

            From this blurb, you can see why Chris Bud Light does not want his employees to continue the use of these three words, they certainly are not the “Three Little Words” (I Love You) from the old song I sang as a child!  I do take offence at the third paragraph in the article.  “In the 21^st century, the term has been applied to attempts to overturn the result of the 2020 U.S. presidential election by Donald Trumpet and his allies, specifically the false claim that the election was stolen through massive voter and electoral fraud.  The scale of the claims resulted in Trumpet supporters attacking the U.S. Capitol.”  First of all, who says that the election being stolen through massive voter and electoral fraud is a false claim?  Who is it that is trying to convince you of this?  Then Leakipeedia tries to convince its readers that it actually was Trumpet supporters who attacked the U.S. Capitol.  Again, there is no proof of this.  The Kangaroo Congress Committee has yet to prove anything of the kind.  They have not probed deeply into what really took place that day, they have not allowed a defense to be presented, they have only show cased lies and distorted the truth.  Why has not Nancy Pelono been investigated on her misdeeds for that day?  Where is the probe into the FBI’s agents egging people on to do harmful deeds?  Why has not a REAL investigation taken place in regards to the murder of Ashley Babette?  How come that cop has not had to face a court proceeding?  HE COMMITTED MURDER!!!  Even the words “the scale of claims” is bogus, as it actually means nothing, the article provides no proof of what this scale of claims actually are!  So this article is actually buying into “the big lie” and wanting you to believe it. 

            The press, by using these three words, is trying to compare President Trumpet, once more, to Adolf Hitler – one of the most evil men to ever walk on earth.

            The last paragraph is true, however (and they know it is true).  So do all the people who repeat the phrase on air (the reporters and bogus journalists).  Constant repetition is important in the methods of brain washing and putting forth their propaganda (State TV).  They learned it from Der Fuhrer (the chief) himself!  The Kangaroo Congress Committee knows this too, and they are really the ones who are pushing for “the big lie” when they say that the 2020 election was on the up and up, and that Joe Biden won – when it has been proven that the Dummycrats cheated with the use of mail-in ballots?  Don’t forget that all the dead people who voted in the 2020 election voted for Joe Biden, not one of the dead people voted for President Trumpet.  Is that not suspicious to anyone?  And remember all those people who actually voted in two different states?  Nope, there were too many suspicious things going on in 2020 not to think that the election was on the up and up.  I do not blame President Trump for thinking that something was going on, nor do I blame his supporters.  You know who I do blame?  I blame the people who cheated in the election!  And more than anything, I blame Joe Biden for everything bad and evil that has taken place since January 20, 2021.  If he can blame us we most definitely can blame him, because he IS the ROOT OF THE PROBLEM.

THIS GIGALO GANDER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY — ZNN, THE MOST BUSTED NAME IN NEWS!!!

            Because ZNN is under new management, and they will no longer sponsor us, this will be the last Gigalo Gander.  It has had a good run, thirteen lucky months.  We will miss you all a lot, but I think that you will miss us too, because we are constantly moving around.  It’s hard to hit a moving target!

            The main reason why I am ending the GG is because I am just so frustrated with everything in the world, that it is hard to even be satirical anymore.  The Left just sucks, because they do suck, all the good will out of people, all the happiness, all the caring about what is going to happen to the greatest country in the world (to God’s country).  Who would have thought that the communists would really win the cold war, they are winning in Uke-rang (after we sent them weapons using millions of tax payer’s money), the communists are winning on Wall Street and Fifth of Whiskey, the communists are taking over Congress, just look at all the traitor Republicans who just voted for the red flag laws (in regards to guns) on June 22 (I think it was), just look at how the law is applied unfairly – if you are not a Leftist you get punished and double down punished!  If you are a Leftist and do wrong you are not punished at all.  What is wrong with Mitchum McConnel, Mitten Romney, two faced Linseedoil Graham Cracker, and the other Republicans who betrayed the U.S.A. and the Second Amendment Rights? 

            Their gun registration laws are okay only because you will not be able to buy any ammunition for the guns you finally do buy, because the U.S. government agencies, like the I.R.S., are purchasing up all the ammunition so you can’t have it.  It is a very smart move on their part, to have these government agencies purchasing all the ammunition up – and you will not be able to get any of it.  This means that their army against WE THE PEOPLE will be armed with ammo – but you won’t be.  You’ll be forced to use knives, your fists, or perhaps Tasers when the second Civil War begins in this country.

            Well, I hope that the House gains more Republican seats in the fall election and that the traitors in the Republican Party are voted out.  I also hope that Nancy Pelono loses her race, but I doubt that she will (because she is a real racist – maybe her husband is also a racist when he drives his car, thus he crashes?).  I really hope that she will lose her position as Speaker of the House, even though I am not sure that I want Kevin McCarthy to have the job.  Maybe it is time that she retires along with Shoemurr and McConnel!

            Well, que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be.  The future’s not ours to see, you see?  So, que sera, sera and hasta Las Vegas (especially to the CSI guys, I mean CSI team)!

– Gigolo Joe

THE GIGAGLO GANDER – June Bride 2022

FACT:  Crickets, the animals not the phones, can help you figure out what the temperature is outside.  All you have to do is count how many chirps they make in fifteen seconds and then add the number 37.  This will give you the temperature. 

FACT:  The Biden Administration and Leftist Government has spent three million dollars on “Safe Smoking Kits” which include crack pipes and other stuff that helps addicts smoke more safely.  Jen Psaki is still fibbing about the kits having no crack pipes in them.  I think she’s the one smoking crack!

FACT:  Scientists have discovered that the world is getting more dangerous hurricanes because the air is cleaner.  Go figure!

FACT (as of May 16, 2020):  In California gasoline is seven dollars per gallon.

WORD OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith

            The word of the month is abortion.  Abortion means, “the expulsion [to be forced out] of a nonviable [not capable of living, growing, or developing and functioning successfully] fetus [newly delivered, fruitful – more at feminine…a developing human from usually three months after conception to birth]:  as  a :  spontaneous expulsion of a human fetus during the first 12 weeks of gestation – compare MISCARRIAGE   b :  induce abortion   2 :  MONSTROSITY   3  a :   arrest of [the act of stopping] development (as of a part of process) resulting in imperfection   b :  a result of such an arrest” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary).

            So let us examine just what abortion really means, shall we?  Remember how Adam was aborted from the Garden of Eden, which by the way was only the eastern section of Eden, it was not the whole of Eden.  Anyway, why was Adam aborted from the GARDEN of EDEN?  Well, it is because he was incapable of living, growing, or developing and functioning successfully as a spiritual being, because, after eating the forbidden fruit he now believed without any doubts that he was a material persona (a god but not God). 

            What I find interesting about the definition is that it has to do with the feminine – the cancelation of womanhood!  So, is this not the real goal and the real aim of today’s political Left?  Are they not trying to destroy true Womanhood?  They tell us now that men can have babies (according to material-physical science, this is biologically impossible – like the old joke, “having a cow”).  But why do they want men to have babies when they want to abort women’s babies?  Makes you think doesn’t it?  But mortal mind is insane; it is the only explanation to all of the craziness in this material world called Eden.

            Notice, that if an abortion is to take place it is supposed to take place within the first trimester (first twelve weeks) of gestation.  Yet, todays’ political Left say it is okay to abort a baby after it is born.  They want to legalize table born babies being killed.  If a baby is aborted after it is born then is that not murder?  According to the definition of a fetus, they only exist for the first three months of pregnancy, after that, they are no longer a fetus (or a tumor as they are also known as).

            “2 :  MONSTROSITY   3  a :   arrest of development (as of a part of process) resulting in imperfection” is given as part of the definition.  Does this mean that abortion is only supposed to take place if the fetus is a monstrosity (something is wrong with it physically) and it has “imperfections”?  Perhaps nature takes its course when there are imperfections in the fetus and this is what leads to nature’s natural abortion – called a miscarriage.  One thing I do know for sure – Adam was a monstrosity, he was also imperfect; so he was aborted from the Garden (which most people refer to as paradise – not to be confused with a pair-a-dice).

            To be honest, the easiest way to avoid getting an abortion, or having a miscarriage, is to abstain from sexual activity.  But are people spiritually minded enough to do that?  They do seem to be most unwilling to abstain from sex with others or even (sometimes) with themselves.  Most people refuse to think about the topic of babies or creation.  They think that God leaves it up to mortals to procreate, yet, God created the first man and first woman (not Adam and Eve) spoken of in the first chapter of Genesis.  If God did that then why would God need man and woman to procreate little mortal minded gods?  God does not need man/woman to procreate at all, the belief that God does need man/woman to procreate comes from eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.  The fact is, God does not need man to procreate, nor does God want man to procreate.  To “multiply and replenish the earth” has nothing to do with having children (many mini minds), it has to do with having perfect thoughts by reflecting divine Mind.  There would be no pollution in the world if men/women thought only good and pure thoughts, it is impurity of thought that is behind all pollution, but try telling this to John Kerry and he’ll just call you a conspiracy theorist!

            Also of interest, is that the Left wants to arrest (abort) helpless fetuses and babies but not criminals – hypocrisy!

BIDEN CREATES A NEW BORING BOARD COMMITTEE – by Steve Marriott

            At least Biden is taking credit for creating a new board committee called the Disinformation Government Board.  The real goal of this new committee will be to actually spread disinformation and misinformation to the country and world, not to keep disinformation from being spread (but the Dems don’t really want you to know this fact).  Joe Blow Biden has appointed the Queen of disinformation herself – Ninana Jerkowicz – as Czar (a communist term) of the committee.  On April 28, 2022, Alejandro Moyorkass, Secretary of Homeland Security, testified in front of Congress.  Well, to be honest, he lied in front of Congress about the southern border (what’s new?).  So why is he not going to jail?  While testifying, he informed Congress about the new “Disinformation Government Board”. 

            Ninana Jerkowicz believes that she is the greatest thing since Julie Andrews; I bet you thought I was going to say, she thinks she’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.  Being that she could not make it on Broadway, she sings her heart out on TicTok and other social media platforms – she also constantly lies.  She is the, like I said, the Queen of real disinformation and misinformation.  One thing she lied about in 2020, and gave false information about to the public, is when she denied that Hunted Biden’s laptop was real, she said that President Trumpet created it.  Yeah, Ninana, you are a real Jerk-owicz!

            Biden is (or his puppet masters are) behind this new governmental agency, yet he gives out the most disinformation and misinformation ever, he’s just as bad as his boss Obummer.  During the first week of May he referred to Trumpet MAGA people as “the most extreme political group in history”!  Really?  MAGA people do not go out on the city streets at night and cause riots simply over abortion rights, like George Soreass funded groups did after the LEAK in the Supreme Court took place.  MAGA people are not even close to being as bad as Islamic terrorists are, or fascist Antifa, or Marxist Black Lives Mutter!  You see, Biden lies just like the serpent in the Garden of Eden (the serpent that grew into the red dragon of Revelation) lies with a forked tongue.  Remember, in the Garden the serpent had only one head, but in Revelation he has seven of them!  The red dragon also has two beasts (or two types of evil-mental groups working for him).

            As of the third week in May, however, Mr. Biden, or whoever makes decisions, fired Ninana for being such a Jerkowicz.  She blamed it on everybody else out in the world, they just bad mouthed her so much, a lie, they just told the truth about her.  Hey, Ninana, if you can’t stand the heat then don’t get on the Internet and act like a NUT!

MY BODY, MY CHOICE – by Avon Collins

            Speaking of the riots over abortion rights, people were out in front of the Supreme Court House protesting with signs after the LEAK.  Some signs read and some folks yelled, “My body, my choice!”  Gee, remember how they all conveniently forgot about this rule last year when they were forcing people to get coronavirust vaccinations?  It is hypocrisy (one of the red dragon’s two beasts) to the MAX!  Blasphemy is one of the beasts.  Blasphemy simply means that you break God’s Laws.  Adam blasphemed when he ate the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge (physical science) of good (physical science says pleasure exists in matter) and evil (physical science says pain exists in matter).

            Of course, the whole usage of the abortion rights thing is being used by the Dummycrats and their Media-cohorts (two evil-mental groups working with the red dragon?) to try and win the upcoming election in the fall.  But REAL signs (that were printed up in shops before the protests even take place) were seen in the protesting crowds.  Was it coincidence that the protests began just before the Ohio primary took place – in order to try and persuade people to vote for the Dummycrats?

            As you can see above, there were both views being presented on the topic of abortion, those who are for it and those who are against it.  I am personally not for abortion nor am I against it.  I feel that people should not have sex at all, because, the sooner people stop procreating (like the mini gods they think that they are) the sooner the farce of the material Adam dream (which he never woke up from) will end.

            What is wrong about this whole situation is when any group, and it is mostly the Left side (those for abortion) who are going to the private homes of the Supreme Court judges.  These protesters are actually breaking (blasphemy) Federal law and State law.  Why are not these people arrested and/or disbanded?  It must be due to hypocrisy!  Remember, these are the red dragon’s two beasts (two tools).

            On May 20, 2022, Archbishop Salvatine J. Cordileone (sounds like he belongs in a Godfather movie), of the Roman Catholic Church (in San Fran), has decided that Nancy Pilono will not be admitted to Holy Communion over her view on abortion.  While the Pope seems to be okay with Nancy’s stance on abortion, Cordileone seems to have made an offer that Nancy cannot refuse.

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of June and in the first half (well up to the 23^rd or so) of July, then you are Cancer, the crab. 

            Cancer is a water sign, it’s design is that of two small suns connected with a crescent shape, which looks like a cup of tea or bowl of food, not to be confused with a Bowl’a’food from Starplate Special-K.  The lower cup, bowl, holds water while the upper cup, bowl, is inverted, as if pouring water into the lower one, much like the cups seen by the angel in the Tarot card TEMPERANCE (as seen below).  TEMPERANCE and Cancer go together.  Notice on the card that there are Iris flowers – this is a symbol of the goddess Iris, of the rainbow, so this angel is a representative of the angel from Revelation 10 who has the rainbow upon (her) his brow.  It is not a far stretch then, to say that the water represents the “little book open” and that God’s angel (messenger) of the little book is born under the sign of Cancer.

            It is said that the crab, which is hard on the outside and soft on the inside, makes for a tasty meal, I mean, is a trait of the people of Cancer, who seem to be very sensitive and emotional.  Cancer is ruled by the moon, and this makes its people often psychic.  However, one Cancer woman has dominion over the moon, as she stands upon it – I am speaking of the woman God-crowned in Revelation 12.  This woman appears to be a psychic to the mortal minded people around her, but she is really a prophet (a spiritual seer).  Her name is Mary Baker Eddy.  She is not only the woman that God-crowned with twelve stars, but she is also the angel of Revelation 10 who descends from heaven with “a little book open” – SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES.  The angel’s stance is quite like the angel in the card above!

            Hera, the MOTHER-goddess (not the woman God-crowned) placed the crab in the stars as a reward for nipping Hercules’s foot.

            And now, for something completely different:  a lovely bunch of coconuts not standing in a row.

            And now, for your serious fortune:  Look both ways before crossing your eyes, the street, or Mr. T.

BABY RUTH SENT US – By Batty Crackers

            Because of the LEAK with SCOTUS, a new group has popped up to protest and riot.  They are called “Baby Ruth Sent Us”.  This group has nothing to do with the baseball player, the candy bar, or Judge Ruth Gaiter Binsburp, they are funded by communist-fascist billionaire George Soreass.  Soreass’ group “Demand Respect” helps fund “Baby Ruth Sent Us”.  Even worse, is that the Liberal Activists doxed the conservative judges (gave out home addresses of the Supreme Court) so that protesters would go to the judge’s houses to yell their fool heads off in order to convince the judges to vote the way they insist they should vote.  That is not democracy!

            People like Joe Biden and Hilariously Rotten Clinton fib their fool heads off and fan the flames of discord against true democracy (this country is a Republic first and democracy second).  They say that the conservative justices are dangerous and we have no idea what they will do next to ruin democracy or this or that, the Left is always calling the kettle black when they are the black pot heads.  And the mainstream media is also helping the Left out with their false lies and propaganda against SCOTUS’s upcoming decision about Row D. Boat versus Wading Inda Water.

BIDEN SPEWS FORTH A NEW NAME:  “ULTRA-MAGA” – by Miss Al Toe

            Joe Biden “thinks” he can bad mouth half (close to ¾ now) the country and blame them for all the problems that he has caused!  But if you think about it, when he bad mouths the MAGA people he is really bad mouthing and lying about our country.  What does MAGA mean?  It means MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (after Obummer and Biden tried to ruin it for eight years).  Joe really wears the following hat:

That’s right, Joe Biden wants America to suffer again like when he was acting Vice President!  I call it the MASA hat, get it?  MASA because the Left wants us (WE THE PEOPLE) to be their slaves and they want to be our MASTERS!  By the way, Joe Biden’s American ancestors were actual slave owners!

            It was on Jesse Watters Primetime show that someone texted what MAGA could mean today.  They said it could mean, “Make Affordable Gas Again”, but I changed it a little bit, as seen below.

            To top off the second week of May, Biden tried to insult President Trumpet by giving him the name – The Great MAGA King!  In Biden’s diluted mind, he saw this as a great insult, but it is not an insult at all.  He also began using a new term that he tried to pass off as his – “Ultra-MAGA”.  Well, it really was not him that even came up with the idea; he just passed it off as his idea.  He and others paid a Liberal group big bucks and lots of doe to come up with the idea! 

            As for his insult of “The Great MAGA King,” the joke was on Biden as President Trumpet responded with a great picture of himself returning as the Great MAGA King.

 The T-shirt below is not what the MAGA King posted, but I like it also. 

            What Biden does not seem to get, is that by being against the idea of MAGA he simply IS against making America a great country; he wants to make America the worst country on the globe!  WHY IS THAT?  He is doing it, because, he’s a communist.  The sad part is that he is doing a great job of destroying the United States of America (that’s why former President Obummer is so jealous of him).

PSAKI’S REPLACEMENT – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            Jen Psaki’s last day, as the White House Press Ann Wash-a-ton of Clothes secretary, was Friday the 13^th of May 2022 (A lucky day for all of us?).  Her replacement is Karine Abdulejebar-Pierre.  Of course, Karine worked for MTNBC and now Jen Psaki is going to work for MTNBC, it seems like they are trading places.  Remember that Eddy Slurpy movie where he traded places with Dan Aknoid?  Hey, Earl Avacado, remember Eddy’s code name was Agent Orange?  Wasn’t that a lot of fun?  Anyway, Karine is not much better at telling the truth than Jen is, as you can see by one of her comments while being on MTNBC (see her picture below).  She used to lie (not a shocker) about President Trumpet too.  She claimed that LOX News is State TV for Donald Trumpet!  More like MTNBC is State TV for Joe Biden, Obummer, H. R. C., A. O. C., FBI., CIA, DOJ., and the rest of the alphabet Leftists. 

            Karine said that Brian Kemp stole the Goober Pea election for Georgiapeachians and Stacy Abrams!  Can we really trust her to not give us disinformation and misinformation?  I don’t think so!

            I guess the White House Administration is not 100% happy with their gay-black-immigrant-female replacement; she just is not as polished liar as Psaki was, so they are going to bring in a white man, John Kirby, to help out.  John has a fetish for vacuum cleaners.

Chung Lee Confusion

            Does the dyslexic atheist not believe in Dog?

            If bricklayers can lay bricks then how come plumbers can’t lay plumbs?

REPORT BY SENATOR LANGFORD – by Cindy Adding Machine

            Senator James Langford (no relation to James Langstaff, the Big Cheese) wrote his annual report which highlights government waste in their bills.  Below is just one example of the waste our elected government personas spend tax payers money on.

            Our governmental representatives need to freeze all spending.  More than ten trillion dollars was spent by the House (and the Biden administration) in the last year.  Yet they want to keep spending our money.  They have a new bill, the China bill subsidy for big tech which will cost $250 billion.  Biden also wants more money to poor into the border, but not for what the money needs to be spent on (like continuing building the wall or hiring more border patrol workers).  Will Biden ask to spend money on road signs for the border having a huge arrow saying, “THIS WAY [TO THE U.S.A]!”?  Spending tax payer’s money on worthless projects is a bipartisan problem.  Many in both camps want to spend our money.

            How about Biden forking over his own money for our country’s expenses?  Like some of that $5.2 million in income he cannot explain having.  He has interest in a cobalt mine in Africa.  He made $20 million after leaving his VP position and before the 2020 election took place.  How about he begins to pay “his fair share”?  But he won’t, he denies even having the money.  Where is the IRS on this?  Where is the DOJ on this?  Where is the FBI on this?  If Biden’s last name were actually Trumpet, they would be all over him.

            The latest spending by the House of Representatives (joke that they represent anybody but themselves) – Nancy Pilono is willing to spend ten grand per month on Peloton subscriptions so that everybody in the House can get a work out.  Sure, people like Jerry Needler need workout sessions but why do they need to use tax payer’s money to do it? 

FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world toward communism.” – Howard Mandolin

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Boob Hope

“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.” – Benjamin Franklin (It sounds like most people on the Left could have come up with this quote!)

HONEY, I THINK I SHRUNK THE CHICAGO POLICE FORCE – by Albert Ironstein

            It does not take much today to realize that the police force in the city of Chicago is shrinking drastically.  Just take a look at the following numbers.

            If other big cities are following the same pattern then we are in big trouble!  People do not want to be cops; can you blame them when people treat them like the stuff they dispel from their back ends?

HOT TIME, SUMMER IN THE CITY – by Back O’Myneck 

            Because of the LEAK with SCOTUS, the Left is promising riots in June, after the Judges make their decision.  They are, after all, predicting that the Judges will vote to have the 50 States take over abortion rights decisions and take it from the hands of the Feds.   And when this takes place, all hell is going to break out in our cities.  There will not be protests but riots taking place just as what happened in 2020 before the presidential election.  Hey, wait; remember there is a 2022 election in the fall.  I seem to see a pattern here, don’t you?  If you don’t then you need to take off your rose colored glasses, Bub!

BACK ON THE BORDER – by N. Vasion

            The following is a statistical chart for the past three months (not counting January and May) of this year, how many people are coming into our country.

            On May 24^th Title 42 supposedly ends.  This means even more aliens are going to run our border (and it is not for the delicious Taco Bell food).  When will the chaos end?  Governor Hey Abbot, of Texas, is trying to do what he can to prevent the run on the border, but what about the Govs of Arizona, California, and New Mexico?  And where the heck is Biden in all of this?  He is nowhere to be found, I don’t even think anyone resides at home in his noggin.  As the Canadian comedy troop use to say, “There’s nobody home.”

            Abbot has 10,000 National Guard on the border.  He says that 18,000 people will be crossing our border each day come May 24^th.  That’s more than six million per year.  Our country cannot take this invasion!  Remember that old saying, “The straw that broke the camel’s back”?  Well, Joe Biden is that straw.

            The week before the 24^th, however, a judge made an order that Title 42 was to be kept in place.  But the White House is going to ap-peal this decision because they are bananas!  If they do not watch out they will slip and fall hard.

            Our FBI finally did something good in May.  An ISIS man from the Middle East, who came to our country legally (not sure of the story behind this), named Shihabisk, was trying to sneak four fellow terrorists into Mexico and then get them across the border.  Shihabisk’s mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush, but the FBI caught them.  Think about the number of “got aways” coming into this country every day.  How many of them are terrorists that have not been caught?

FARMER OLD McBIDEN – by Alec Suchin

            Just because Joe Biden lives in Delaware (the state that wears a New Jersey) he believes that he is a farmer and he claims to know what farmers (today) are going through.  Yet, if he really does know then he is doing nothing about it!  So, either he knows or he does not know.  Perhaps this explains why 74% of people say that things are going very badly in America today and why Biden’s actions as president, so far, 57% of the people say he is distracted while 51% say he is incapacitated and 75% say he is not a Yankee Doodle Dandy.

            Van Diesel fuel is up to $5.56 per gallon, while Ferti Lizer keeps raising her prices.  One farmer says that he will have to spend one million dollars on fertilizer this spring, that’s a whole lot of money.  And then he must pass his expenses over to those who purchase his food.  Then the fare of the produce is also higher so the truckers need more money.  Maybe Hunted Biden could shed some of his wealth with our farming community and to our truckers?  After all, he should be paying his fair share since the farmers are paying Joe’s arranged fare share!  And the truckers have to pay a higher fare share, as well as, the consumers.  But, this is what Biden and his Marxist one world order friends want.

EUROPE FEEDS AMERICAN BABIES – by Harvey D. Milkman

            Since when has the United States of America had to beg other countries for anything?  Well, the Biden Administration has reached a new low.  They begged Europe to come through with baby formula to help feed American babies.  This may help temporarily, we shall see.  It is nice of our European friends to help feed out babies, but it should have never come to the point of needing to ask them for help in the first place.

            What is worse is that the Biden Administration is bragging about saving the day by getting baby formula to our people, instead of bragging they should be embarrassed that it ever came to asking for help.  The Dummycrats are making America WEAK, not strong.  They want our country to be a welfare country, a third world America.

WORLD ECONOMICS’ FORUM IN DAVOS, SWITERLAND – by Laura Norder

            Near the end of May, a globalist meeting was held in Switzerland.  All the elite and billionaires were there, including George Soreass.  I could have provided a quote from the man, but I could not understand a single word he said!  All of these people took private jets (wasting jet fuel and making five times the normal person’s carbon footprint; I only mention this because John Kerry made such a big deal about everybody’s carbon footprints) to the annual meeting.  They think of themselves as our ruling class even though none of them have been elected into that position!  Who do they think they are?

            They had different badges to set off their classes (what communism does).  For the higher up class, the really rich, they had white badges with a streak of blue representing their private jet streams in the clouds.  You get a badge that is plain white if you happen to be married to a rich person – this symbolizes that you are nothing without your blue jet streaming mate.  And if you are not good enough, or important enough (don’t have enough money) then you get a pea green class badge – representing primordial soup – what they think you came up from.

            They also have their own police state working the meeting.  These police are there in order to harass any conservative news media that happen to be nearby (like way across the street from the event).  Of course, these police are not REAL police; they are just men, and possibly some women, wearing security guard outfits.  Yet, they are drunk with power and think they can push people around for no good reason.

            The head speaker, the man who put the whole World Economics’ Forum together is Claus (no relation to Santa Claus or Ron DeSantis Claus) Swab D. Deck.  Mr. Claus Swab D. Deck is European, he sounds like he is from Germany.  In fact, I could not help but think that while he was talking to the crowd that he sounded a lot like Adolf Hitler.  “Zee future is not just happening; zee future is filled by a powerful community, by you as is in zis room.  Ve have zee means to improve zee states of zee world, Ziggy Hail!”  Nobody, knows who Ziggy Hail is, but he kept speaking about him while raising his fist up into the air.

            John Kerry, known as Lurch by his circle of friends, was talking about how you (average citizen of the world) would be duped into tracking your own carbon footprint for the government with the best magnifying glass there is.  I guess, he thinks that we should ALL become Sherlock Holms! Kerry said,  “People forget [that] greenhouse gasses are a pollution and fifteen million people a year die because of the quality of the air around the world.”  It is not that people forget this stuff; it is because they have never heard of such a thing because it is a flat out lie!  He does not explain who these fifteen million people a year are and how they really died (Is he counting people who have died from the coronavirust?)!  Where is his scientific proof?  He has no scientific proof, he just made it up, just like they make up everything – like Hilariously Rotten Clinton made up Trumpet colluding with Russia in 2016!  Kerry continued to rant and lie, “We’re dealing with a crisis here, folks.  It’s a crises made by human beings.”  And you know that people like him never let a good crisis go to waste!  That’s how they operate, even though they make the edge of the game board buzz when the touch the sides with their tweezers! 

            Bill Closes D. Gate was also physically present (yet whether he was mentally present is another question).  He just wanted to talk about another possible “crisis” – the next pandemic (not Monkeypotpie).  “We need to accept that there will be some pain in the process.”  What is the process he is speaking about?  Economics and inflation is what he is talking about.  Remember he is the one who teamed up with Dr. Faust to make a coronavirust vaccine.  They administered it in India and wound up killing those people.  Of course, you will never hear this story in the mainstream news; it is something, according to the Left, cooked up by ultra-MAGA conspirators!

            These one world order people have been at their business for centuries – scheming and conniving their ways into governments, into big corporations, into your daily lives.  They began as the world bankers.  If a war broke out in a rash between two different countries they, as bankers, would loan money to both sides and they would ruin the looser country through bankruptcy.  The winning side also had to pay back their debt to the bankers.  Yep, they have been at this nasty business for centuries now.  They are trying to take over the world and they want to be your MASA!!!   These people have nothing but bad ideas and they care nothing about anybody they just care about themselves.

            One World Order is not a conspiracy.  One World Order is mentioned in and as a part of their mission statement!

Chung Lee Confusion Again

            In order to really be AWAKE you must not be WOKE!  So WAKE UP!

MORE LIES FROM THE OFF-WHITE HOUSE – by Abe D. Fish (a G. Gutfelt family member)

            Can you believe the Biden Administration’s nerve?  They claim (again, as they did it a while back) that the coronavirust vaccines did not come out until after Biden was inaugurated (that was on January 20, 2021).  Yet, Biden made a big show of getting his first vaccine in December of 2020 and he also squawked about getting his second vaccine shot in January 2021 before the inauguration took place!  WOW!!!  It is even digitally recorded (if not on video tape).  Are the Dummycrats really stupid enough to believe that they can lie about it and we will not remember what really took place?  Most of us have not had two aneurism operations!

            Joe is now preaching fear about monkeypotpie.  Monkeypotpie is caught by having sex with someone, that is the only way you can catch it, and it happens more between two men having sex.  We are not homophobic here at The Gigalo Gander, we just are telling the facts as told by a doctor, so if the info is wrong, and I doubt that it is, then we apologize for spreading disinformation, but we do not think that we are doing so.  Monkeypotpie is not a new thing, nor is it a tasty dish to eat.  It has been around for a while and there has been no pandemic from it (to have a pandemic we would have to have a sex crazed world).  But if they can, the Marxist Left will use the disease to try and instill fear in people.  And they already have somewhat succeeded, as some people are saying that they need to make children wear masks because of monkeypotpie.  But the children will not get monkeypotpie if they are not having sex with each other (which is what the Marxists really would like) so you see the masks are once more – NOT NECESSARY!!! Whatever, there will never be a pandemic of monkeypotpie, especially if people stop having SEX!!!

NEW BOOKS YOU CAN NOW GET – by Wordy Smith

            Another LOX News person, Pete Hegseth (with David Goodwin), has a new book coming out.  It is called, Battle for the American Mind – Uprooting a Century of Miseducation. What is most interesting about his book, I think, even though I have not as yet read it, is the fact that he goes back 100 years, which is just about how long it has taken for the Board of Directors of The First Church of Christ Scientist in Boston to undermine its Founder, Mary Baker Glover Eddy through the board’s flagrant disobedience to the Church Manual estoppel clauses and God’s By-Laws.  It is true that world affairs reflect Church affairs, and the Christian Science Church is God’s Church.  If the members of said Church disobey God then how can they expect things not to go badly wrong (where communism and fascism uproots true Christianity) in the world?

            While being the host of Jessy Watters Primetime, Pete plugged his new book.  I believe that people need to wake up and smell the coffee by reading his book of highly granulated coffee beans, which will be brewed on June 14, 2022.  

            He announced that in the fall of 2022 New Jersey second grade students will be required to learn about gender identity.  This is totally wrong.  If they are to learn about their real identity then they need to study Christian Science where they learn that the physical body is not reality and that they reflect God (our Father-Mother God) so we ALL reflect masculine and feminine qualities.  It is mortal mind that makes us believe that we must be weak if we are a woman and incapable of expressing emotions if we are a man.  Mary Baker Eddy was a woman, the most important woman to ever walk on the face of the earth, yet she manifested and expressed many masculine qualities.  Just look at what she did throughout her God-crowned mission.  During the days when women had no right to vote, she managed to be the Discoverer of Christian Science, she Founded the Christian Science Church, and she was Leader of it all (she still is, but her Church denies her place in Bible prophecy as the Second Coming of Christ, the feminine representative).

            Getting back to Pete’s new book, he explained how the Progressives (I call them the one world order regime – those who promote communism and fascism) began to indoctrinate students instead of educate them.  He said, “Before there was critical race theory there was critical theory.  [So, before everything that is facing us today there was something evil that preceded it, but just had a different name to it.]  Before there was social emotional learning there was the introduction and invention of social studies.  We all took it, it replaced history, economics, philosophy, politics, civics and we didn’t even notice.  An invention of the far Left, we received a progressive education, and now today it is a Marxist inspired education.”  In lots of schools, not just public K-12 classrooms, the takeover is complete.  Are we going to allow it to continue? 

            In one school some children are being charged with sexual harassment.  How are they said to have sexually harassed a fellow student?  Not by pulling down “they’s” pants, or them exposing themselves to “they”, or asking “they” student out on a date!  No, they (not “they”) are said to have sexually harassed the student because they (again, not “they”) refused to use the proper pronoun “they” when speaking to or of this student who now uses the pronoun “they” instead of the singular pronoun.  Who is wrong in this instance?  The idiots running the school are wrong.

            Pete tells us that classical Christian education needs to be put in place of the progressive-Marxist teachings.  The only way that classical Christian education, which is real and true, can begin to take place is if Christian Science is taught in all schools!  All students need to begin to read Mary Baker Eddy’s Textbook SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES.  Her book needs to be sold in all book stores and be in all libraries.  Mary Baker Eddy had hoped that her Textbook would be in all schools, but this did not happen because of the disobedience that took place via the Boston hierarchy keeping the Church in chains as a material organization.  Marxism is anti-Christian Science, and that is what today’s political battle is really all about.  I say this not because I want to promote a religion or try to brainwash anybody into changing churches, no, I say this because it is fact, and people need to wake up to it, especially all those people who call themselves Christian Scientists.  WAKE UP FROM THE ADAM DREAM (THAT ADAM NEVER WOKE UP FROM)!

            This Will Not Pass, by Jonathan Martini and Alexander Burns, is an interesting read.  Previous to Biden’s inaugural ceremony (when he had his two vaccination shots), the book says, “Channeling her caucus’s fear of their own Republican colleagues, Nancy Pilono asked the Secret Service to commit to ensuring that every member of Congress would pass through a magnetometer to enter restricted areas on Capitol Hill.”  What was the reasoning for Nancy’s irrational thinking?  She was sure that her conjecture (which was conjured up in the dark recesses of her own mind) that somebody was going to try to assassinate Joe Biden!

            Their book also brings out that President Obummer is jealous of Joe Biden.  “Hardly the stuff of the tight brotherhood both men had sold to the country as a cheery political fable.  A few people close to both men detected a certain tension, at least on some side of the relationship… [like Nancy P., who] told a friend:  ‘Obummer is jealous of Biden’.”  And Joe knew it.  “I am confident that Barrack is not happy with the coverage of this administration as [being] more transformative than his.”  In other words, Biden has accomplished more, in ways of destroying the United States of America, in less than two years than Obummer did in eight years.

THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC – by Hagen Das-Key – Wood eye lye too ewe?

            Who is behind the new Ministry of Magic in Washingaton of clothes?  I hear that President Obummer is behind it.  This is no surprise.  However, Republican Karl Red Rover does not seem to be too upset about the new board that the DHS is behind – the Disinformation Government Board (a.k.a., the Ministry of Magic).  Red Rover was upset only about who was being appointed to lead the board – that’s right Ninana Jerkowicz.  Rover needs to WAKE UP and see that the board itself is evil. 

            Both Republicans and Democrats need to stand for our Constitution and our freedom of speech, or else, we are going to be in real trouble!  And they need to make it clear that the USA is a REPUBLIC before it is a Democracy!

            Okay, I borrowed from J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter stories with the name of the Ministry of Magic.  The name that LOX Newscasters have been throwing out is the Ministry of Truth, from the book 1984.  1984 is about big brother watching us.  What was put in the 1984 story is all about the methods and tactics of communism; or what today’s Leftists (some are called Progressives) are pushing.

            But let us take a look at the similarities between the Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of truth (it really is not Truth because God is Truth and this Ministry has nothing to do with God at all).  So in the story of Harry Potter there is the villain Lord Voldemort, or “he who must not be named”.  When he finally comes back into a material body (via magic), he has his witches and warlocks, and other nasty evil creatures take over the somewhat good Ministry of Magic (under Fudge it was not all that sweet).  Umbrage, the horrible woman that took over Hogwarts the year before, is now a big wig in running the Ministry of Magic.  The way they run the Ministry is like how the Salem Witch Trials were run.  They bear false witness against their fellow witches, warlocks, wizards and who-nots.  People are afraid to go up against them too, and to fight for right.

            Let me give you an example of the Ministry of truth – a technique that they use is that they would capture and torture a person.  They would say to that person, “Two plus two equals five.”  They would shock that person if they said that “Two plus two equals four.”  When the person being tortured finally said, “Two plus two equals five” the torture ended.  Likewise, Umbrage tortured Harry Potter by making him write lies onto paper with a magic pen.  When he wrote on the paper the words would be cut into the back of his hand causing blood to appear.  This was her way of getting Harry to admit that “Two plus two equals five.”

            I will be honest.  In my opinion, the Harry Potter story is closer to how the Roman Catholic Church took over the world a couple centuries ago – the whole of Christianity.  And the righteous or true followers of Jesus, not followers of the Church, were punished and called heretics.  Basically, Voldemort is like a Roman Catholic Pope, even Peter Petigrew (pet I grew) who was the Weasley’s pet rat for many years, symbolized the lie that Saint Peter was part of and started up the Roman Catholic Church.  Saint Peter, Jesus’ disciple, had nothing to do with Rome, in fact, he never stepped foot in Rome.  But hey, history can be rewritten by those in charge who have power; right?  Remember that the Death Eaters took over the Wizard’s newspaper.  It is just like how the Demonrats want to change the story about Hunted Biden’s laptop being something that President Trumpet came up with to help him win the 2020 election (Ninana’s propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation).  More like the Left lied about Hunted Biden’s laptop so that they could cheat and get their man into the White House!  Now they don’t even like the guy.  Be careful what you wish for.

            (As a side note [A sharp] Hunted Biden broke the law (again).  What has he done this time?  He has spied on his sister-in-law-girlfriend via her phone and/or computer.)

            So, as the saying goes, “World affairs reflect Church affairs.”  So, as it is, with the Ministry of Magic symbolically representing the Roman Catholic Church, so does today’s communist-fascist-dummycrats represent the Christian Science Church in all their misdeeds since December 3, 1910.  And God’s real Church – with its derelict board of directors in violation of the Church Manual estoppel clauses and By-Laws – so the communist-fascist-democrats have had their evil way with God’s one true Country – the United States of America (where the lost tribes of Israel were reunited).  But nobody knows what is really behind the error of animal magnetism, because the Church heads (who believe they are popes and/or Voldemorts – having five minds) have refused to obey God and their divine Leader, Mary Baker Eddy.  They have lied about Mary Baker Eddy to the world!  They have hidden who she is to the world, and they know it, and that is why there is chaos in the world today.  To the Boston hierarchy Mary Baker Eddy is “She Who Must Not Be Named” (at least in Testimonies) because she is the opposite of evil.

            So the Disinformation Government Board, a.k.a., the Ministry of truth, is going to try and silence all the people who disagree with them on all topics and subjects.  Why did Biden decide that he wanted this new board (if it is really his invention)?  Simply put, the Dems were fricking mad that Elon Musk has purchased Twitter in order to give back people’s freedom of speech, given to us by the U.S. Constitution.  It is weird that it will take a man from South Africa to help those on Twitter be heard as they should be heard without them being canceled.  Where did this attempt come from – the attempt to silence people’s voices?  Again, it goes back to Boston.  Those in charge, mainly the illegal five members of the board of directors, came up with “authorized literature” where Christian Scientists were not allowed to write anything or publish anything about Christian Science or Mary Baker Eddy without the board’s approval!  They took over the independent Christian Science Publishing Society around 1921 after going to court.  At first they lost, but then they appealed and won the battle (partly because they lied to the Field and told them to bankrupt the CSPS by cancelling their prescriptions to the periodicals).  The five illegal Directors broke the Trusty Deeds to the Publishing Society by taking over control of the Publishing Society.  Members of Congress, who were also members of The First Church, formed a Bill and illegally gained copyright over the 1910 edition of SCIENCE AND HEALTH (Mary Baker Eddy NEVER placed a copyright on it)!  But thanks to David Nolan and Helen Wright this copyright was revoked, as it was illegal in the first place.  But the Boston hierarchy continues to control Christian Science literature (if they can).  So you see?  World affairs really do reflect Church affairs!

            And the worst part about all of their “silencing of Christian Scientists” is that they made it out to be a really bad thing that if you give praise to Mary Baker Eddy in your testimonies, that you are idolizing a person, if you speak kindly about her and are grateful to her as Discoverer, Leader, and Founder, you are deifying her!  Neither is true. 

            Church members frown upon you, or try and make you feel wrong and bad, if you stand up for Mary Baker Eddy by stating that she is the woman God-crowned (Revelation 12) and that she is the Second Coming of Christ!  They do not want the TRUTH about her to be voiced at all.  So when the people of God’s chosen Church lie day after day, cover up Truth day after day, can you expect the world to be any different?

Chung Lee Confusion again

            In Kentucky man can marry chicken, but to divorce chicken man must serve chicken.

WINDMILLS OF JOE BIDEN’S MIND – by Donkey Hote

            Joe Biden believes that wind mills and solar panels are good for the environment.  He totally ignores how many birds are being killed by these two types of alternative power, or GREEN sources of energy.  Biden says that the windmills are pretty.  They are pretty alright; they are “pretty” dangerous to birds!  They are pretty noisy to the ears!   There have been up to 5,000 deaths of birds, especially in New Mexico and Wyoming, all over the place – where three wind farms killed more than 150 bald eagles. 

            The bird population is also at risk in California.  Of twenty-three bird species in the study, eleven of them experienced a population decline by at least 20%.  The birds are not just vulnerable to the wind mills, but also to the solar panels.  Where are the environmentalists on this one?

OBUMMER LIES – by Hugh Who Guy

            EX-president Obummer, Mr. B. O., was speaking at California’s Stanford College on April 21, 2022.  The topic was “MISS N. FORMATION”.  Why he wanted to talk about this woman is beyond me, however, he was telling the crowd terrible lies and giving out misinformation to the crowd.  OH, wait a minute, Miss N. Formation – misinformation – my bad.  I guess he was talking about how the conservatives always spew forth misinformation about stuff (even though it is really the Left that does that).  The Left does nothing but put forth propaganda (just how their leaders Carl Marx and Adolf Hitler taught them).

            Yet, Obummer is unwilling to tell you the real truth about himself!  He lies every day to people.  How does he lie?  Well, he has not as yet come out of the closet!  That’s right, the man may be married to a woman; however, he loves to play around with men.

            The Left just needs to look backward to 2016 to see what type of liars they are, especially Hillary Rotten Clinton.  According to a Rashmussen Report, taken on the same day as Obummer’s speech to Stanford, 72% of Dummycrats believe it is likely that the 2016 election outcome was changed by Russian interference.  So 72% of the Dummycrats were fooled and continue to be fooled!  Remember how, in 2020, they claimed that Hunted Biden’s laptop was Russian misinformation and that the Russians were once more trying to interfere with the U.S.A. presidential election?  THEY LIED!!!  I wonder how many of those same people, in the poll, actually believe that Joe Biden won the 2020 election legally and fair square.  I wonder how many of those same people actually believe that January 6 was actually an insurrection when it was not even close to being an insurrection.  And it if really was an insurrection it was masterminded by the Leftists, Nancy Pilono, and the FBI.  I wonder how many of those people would be interested in some swamp land I know to be for sale down near Disney World.

            But like January 6, 2020, when all the Dummycrats overreacted to everything, on April 20, 2022 they once more believed that their Capitol was under attack when an airplane began to buzz their air space.  Men were seen in the sky jumping from a plane.  When I first heard about this story, I thought it may have actually been a plane from Texas or Florida with illegal aliens being thrown out over Washingaton of Clothes, but NO!  The men jumping out of the plane were Golden Knights of Mambrino.  They parachuted so that they would land at the nearby stadium.  Crisis averted, hey, Nancy?

            Oh, one more thing about Obummer’s speech.  There was not one time that he mentioned Joe Biden’s name!  No surprise there.

TOM THE WILD TURKEY – by Noah Comprendo

            Tom, the wild turkey, has been harassing many Washington Dot Com residents as of late.  Many believe that Tom Turkey is a low brow mugger.  He gets in the people’s path and goes after them.  He has even pecked some people in the legs.  However, after a stool pigeon told Tom that the law was after him, he flew away in a huff leaving a fowl aroma in Washington Dot Com’s city park.  He crossed state lines into New Jersey, hoping to flee the police.  His wife, Henny Penny, and their children – Tom Jr., Wild Jack, and Patty Wings – are saddened by his departure, as they have very little income, due to all the undocumented Canadian Geese gobbling up the job opportunities in the area.

ELIZABETH WARRON (POCA HAUNTS US ALL) ON THE WARPATH – by Crocodile Tears Dundee

            Elizabeth, Warron democracy and all that is decent and good, is on the warpath again.  Liz is ranting, raving, and crying crocodile tears about the upcoming decision on Row D. Boat versus Wading Inda Water, to be made by SCOTUS.  She is also trying to spread fear and mistrust among the citizens of the United States because that is how the Left operates.  Poca Haunts Us All believes that she can win the 2024 presidential election.  The smoke signals are in the sky already and everybody knows what she is up to (no good).  They do not like her, they did not like her in 2020, and they will not vote for her in 2024, no matter how mad she pretends to be about abortion policy.

BLACK LIVES MUTTER LEADER CRIES LIKE A BABY – by Crocodile Tears Dundee

            BLACK LIVES MUTTER leader, Patrice Colors-Outside D. Lines, cries crocodile tears on her TWITTER Feed after she receives a visit from sweet Candy Owens.  Candy is a conservative black woman and mother. 

            Patrice Twittered and lied about how upset she was over Candy’s visit outside her border-fence.  That’s right; Candy did not even step onto Patrice’s $6 million dollar mansion/property (that was paid for via embezzled BLACK LIVES MUTTER campaign funds)!  Candy spoke to some man over an intercom system, and she never even spoke to Patrice at all!  Was that man Patrice’s brother, or someone from her brother’s (also funded by embezzled BLM funds) security company?  Patrice tried to present a fake story to people on her Twitter account.  However, when you edit both conversations together as one (like Jesse Watters’s people did), you get the true events:

Candy Owens (to the man):  I was just looking to speak to whoever is at the property.  [Which means, I need to relieve myself, can I use a bathroom?]

Patrice Colors-Outside D. Lines:  The fact that she is at, came outside, my house and demanded things, harassed me, uh [I have to think about this for a second, that’s why I am saying uh], is unacceptable [how dare she want to use my toilet].

Candy Owens:   We’re not trying to harass you and we’ll gladly leave.  We’re just wondering if we can speak to anybody.  [Please, I really need to go!]

Patrice Colors-Outside D. Lines (now really crying crocodile tears):  I must be safe [no germs in my toidy-woidy].  I need my child to be safe [no dirty bathroom germs].  And this, what happened this morning is not safety.

Candy Owens:  Thank you, Sir.  Have a nice day.  [I really need to go!]

SUPREME COURT LEAKS – by Paddy DePends

            A written report from November which has to do with Row D. Boat versus Wading Inda Water, was leaked to whoever would listen, in order to help the hopeless Demonrats win the fall election of 2022.  Will their obvious trick fool the people again into thinking that the Republicans are completely against abortion?  The truth is that Row D. Boat v Wading in the Water was unconstitutional when the Supreme Court voted on it years ago.  What the new vote, if it ever takes place, would do is reverse the illegal court decision and place abortion back into the States’ legislation.  This is how it should be; it is not up to the federal government to make decisions about abortion.  There are some states that will allow abortion to take place – like California – and there are some who may not allow it unless it is before a certain point in the pregnancy.  So those women could travel to a different state if they really wanted to get an abortion.

            The best option for all women, is not to get abortions at all, if they do not want to get pregnant then they should remain celibate.  They should not have sex at all.  But they are probably too selfish to do that.

DR. FAUST BETTER WATCH OUT – by Inda Kit Chen

            Dr. Faust was on PBS (a leftist media company) on April 26, 2022.  He said flat out that the Coronavirust pandemic was over.  Yet on the very next day he flipped and says that we are not out of the pandemic yet.  Does he have a multiple personality disorder (Would it be better than having no personality at all?) or is he afraid of the pandemic actually being over because he knows he will probably have to face the music if it is over (go to prison).  

            Also on April 26, 2022, the CDC said that 55% of people have natural immunities to the C19 virust due to previous infections.  And if most people are vaccinated, then is not the pandemic really over?  I say it is.

GOVERNMENT GIVES BABY FORMULA TO ILLEGALS WHILE STARVING AMERICAN BABIES – by Jonathan Togo Bonkers

            When things go bad to worse in the USA, who does Biden blame?  Ultra-MAGA Republicans, President Trumpet, President Putinon D. Ritz, or anyone else but himself.  Yet who can he blame for the shortage of baby formulas on supermarket shelves when the pantries on the southern border are full?  Well, oddly enough, he probably blames the babies themselves for ever being born, after all, why were they not aborted? 

            But Biden and his ilk are willing to make money, via fund raising, off of the whole abortion leak.  I’m surprised that there are any baby diapers on the shelves, what with all the Leftist leaking going on in this country for seven whole years!  The Dummycrats are monetizing violence (with the protest-riots).  Act Blue (which is not a mouth wash) has raised 28 million dollars on abortion for election donations.  The Marxist Left wants more street violence so they can have more fund raising.  Lori Lighthead, the Chicago Mayor, has made a “call to arms” to go after SCOTUS.  Why is she not more concerned about the shortage of police officers in her city and the rise of (illegal) gun violence (black on black shootings)?  Especially when the truth is that the decision to be made by SCOTUS will not even end abortion, it just places the laws to be made about abortion back into the hands (where it always was supposed to belong) of the individual States.  Abortion should not be a Federal Law issue – PERIOD!

            Janet Yells N. Yells said, “abortions are good…[for] teenage women…and black women, who aren’t able to afford children…”  Jan is a racist and she is an anti-feminist too.  The Left believes that it is better to be dead than to grow up and be poor.  None of us would be poor if the Left would not steal all of our money via taxes, high interest rates, and inflation that they have caused (especially Janet, the witch who prints too much money to cover her asp expense account)!

            One famous singing woman, Butt Midler, says that it is the mothers’ fault their children are going hungry, because they did not breast feed their children.  Some women are not able to breast feed their children due to physical issues.  It is odd, however, that this singer does not have the same opinion about the illegal alien women who use baby formula, or the non-American citizen women who hand their babies over to the Cartels in order to get them into our country illegally!  Why is she not more outraged about them?  Why is she not saying that all illegal alien women should breast feed their children?  Why is she not saying that a really good mother would never turn her children over to Cartel mobsters?  Is it because she is a big Butt?

            When asked about the baby formula shortage government official Pete Buttijudge had this to say:  “Butt Midler should be canceled for her transphobic comments.  Not all ‘birthing persons’ have breasts.”

            A man on the streets, Geoffrey Man that is, had this to say, “America did not have a baby formula shortage until men started having babies!”

            All joking aside, the shortage is not from men having babies, or even two married men adopting babies (because, this is really the only way that two men could have a baby at all).  One reason for the shortage is that a baby formula factory was shut down in the fall over some scare that their formula was killing babies.  There was a recall on their product.  What happened to that recalled formula after finding out that the babies were not dying from the formula and that nothing was wrong with the formula?  Hum, could it be that Biden’s people confiscated the recalled formula to stock the pantry shelves on the southern border?  Another possible reason for the shortage is probably due to lousy government oversight of the import industry and other such things – especially making sure that people coming into our country illegally have direct access to the baby formulas.  Once more we can say, “Thanks, Joe!  Thanks for stabbing us in the backs once more.”

            Before retard Jen Psaki left the building, she had this to say to mothers and fathers who were hunting double time (so wasting their expensive gas driving from one store to another store), “Call your doctor for formula.”  Yeah, like the baby doctors have baby formula sitting around in their drug closets!  The government knew about the safety concerns since October 2021 and they did nothing about it.  The FDA did nothing!  It has been said that Biden was just briefed on the shortage of baby formula during the second week of May.  Good going guys and gals! 

            I suppose one way for parents to be able to get food for their babies is to cross over the southern border into Mexico and then come back across pretending to be illegal aliens!  Another good way is if somebody were to hold up the border patrol supplies.  But, I am sure if any Americans did these two things that they would be arrested and put in prison for breaking the laws that aliens break every second of the day since January 20, 2021.

CONGRATULATIONS TO NUTFLAX – by Emma Skew Lenity

            While NUTFLAX sounds like the name of a breakfast cereal, we must give congratulations to the company, because, they are standing up to the WOKE people out there.  The company refuses to bend to the will of 1% of the country.  Good for them.  Perhaps DISNEY should follow in NUTFLAX’S footsteps and do the same?  I know this; I am much more willing to continue to subscribe to NUTFLAX (just paid out $60 last week).  Whereas, I do not subscribe, nor will I subscribe, to DISNEY- (Disney negative).

THE VIEW’S JOYLESS BLOWHARD IS FINALLY CORRECT ABOUT SOMETHING – by Regis Mortes

            When Sarah D. Silverman was on The View, in May, she told the women of the show that she shares a toothbrush with her boyfriend.  Joyless Blowhard replied, “Oh, gross.”  We all finally agree with Joyless on something!

RON DeSANTIS CLAUSE PASSES BILL TO TEACH COMMUNISM IN CLASSROOM – by Devin N. Starr

            I tell you, Governer DeSantis Clause is a genius.  He just keeps giving and giving and giving to Florida.  The Left wants to teach communistic propaganda and socialistic doctrine to our children so he passes a bill where the Marxist teachers must teach the truth about communism to the children!  The children must now learn about how many people have died under communistic government, they must learn how many people starve and suffer under communistic government, how long communists have to stand in line while waiting for toilet paper, or even food, and they must learn the absolute truth about the horrible doctrine!  And by doing so, maybe those teachers who think that communism is the bee’s knee, well, maybe they will learn something and wake up to the truth about communism, socialism, fascism, and Marxism!  We can only hope.

MOONFALL OVER MIAMI – by Gigolo Joe

            This movie not only has the moon falling over Miami, but over the whole world.  Talk about chaos and massive destruction!  This movie is pretty good, but it can never compare to Stargate or Independence Day.  Those two movies were great movies!  I did like the name of a pussy cat, pretty good name, Fuzz Aldrin.

            The whole movie revolved and orbited around the moon being artificially made by aliens.  The moon, as some Apollo astronauts said, “Rang like a bell”.  So, if the moon rang like a bell, then, it must be hollow, right?  So, the movie ran with this idea.  However, I had this question, how did the astronauts know that the moon rang like a bell if they could not hear the ringing (because there is no sound in an oxygen deprived atmosphere)?  My husband said that they probably had instruments that read the ringing, or the “so-called” reverberation.  Yet, nobody has ever really come out and said this.  So I ask NASA – what is the real scoop about the moon ringing like a bell?  And did a giant angel get its wings when it happened?

            What the movie did not cover was the aftermath of all the destruction to earth.  Talk about never letting a crisis go to waste!  What did the loony Dummycrats do after the moon went back into its true orbit?  I think a whole movie could be made about the aftermath, but that might be hitting people too close to home.

            I am not going to tell you about the plot of the movie, as it would spoil it if you wanted to actually watch the movie.  Let me just say that I can recommend you watching it.

BUFFALO  SHOOTING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BAR-B-Q’ED WINGS – by R. U. Kidding

            During the second weekend of May there was a mass shooting in Buffalo, New York.  It took place at a local supermarket where many black people go.  The “white” teenager who did the dirty deed admitted that he was a raciest.  While those on the Left are quite willing to call the man a Republican or even an ULTRA MAGA, the fact is that the shooter happens to be on the Left side of politics.  He is only eighteen years old and brainwashed by the Left’s communistic programming (CRT).  He was on the police radar, yet once more nothing was done about him – the FBI is more concerned about investigating hard working parents who do not want their children to be brainwashed by Marxism and taught sexual depraved ideas.

            In the teenager’s “manifesto” he blatantly said that he is not a conservative, not a Christian, but considers himself a white supremacist, a Left-wing (not buffalo-wing) authoritarian, a communist, and an eco-nationalist (whatever that may be).  He brought an AR-15 (he admits) to the store in order to inflame the country to crackdown on the Second Amendment.  He picked Buffalo specifically because of their heavy gun laws, since he knew carriers in the state would have limited magazines (not many copies of LIFE, PLAYBOY, PENTHOUSE, TIME, THE ROLLING STONEHENGE, GOOD HOUSE KEEPING, etc.). 

            The facts about the young man do not keep the Left from capitalizing on the teenager and the shooting racially, while ignoring other recent instances of violence by black supremacists (like the Christmas parade hit and run man, and the New Yorkso Subway bomber).  They also claim that this boy is insane, even though he was able to drive 200 miles to Buffalo without getting any tickets (he was able to stay on the right side of the road even though he is a lefty).  This means that they simply do not want to hold this boy accountable for the killings of ten people, one of who was a security guard (and also a retired policeman).

            As a side note (B flat) to this story, I have tried ARBY’S Buffalo wings.  They drench the meat in tons of orange sauce that is a mixture of strong vinegar (salad dressing?) and hot spice.  They are horrible!  Do not eat ARBY’S Buffalo wings!!!

            After the shooting in Buffalo, there was a school shooting in Texas, where a Hispanic 18 year old went into an elementary school to use his weapons.  We will not repeat any of the details, deskins, or defeet, because they have been reported elsewhere.  However, Joe Biden decided to wage war against guns and lie in the process.  He blamed what happened on gun lobbyists.  Does he know that the NRA went bankrupt last year?  The fact is, guns are not the problem; the problem is mental illness.  Nobody in their right mind would do what these shooters do.  They are mentally off and this is where Biden needs to do something.  But he won’t because he wants to take our guns away from us so that they can become our MASA!

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THE GIGALO GANDER – MAY FLOWERS 2022

Idioter:  Gigolo Joe                                                     Edition:  May Flowers in water

Ass. Idioter:  Amanda Jean Turncoat

WORD OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith

            The word of the month is “shellacking”.  Shellacking means, “1 :  to coat or otherwise treat with shellac or a shellac varnish   2 : to defeat decisively” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary).  Shellac is made from lac, “a resinous substance secreted by a scale insect” (Ibid).  Yuk!  But nature does what nature does and shellac varnish does make things look “shinny”!  But I may never touch a varnished product ever again!  But what I am most interested in is the second definition in regards to the upcoming election (see below).

BIDEN STINKS, I MEAN, SINKS – by Steve Marriott

            Like the Titanic sank (which I am sure was shellacked before going out to sea), after hitting an ice burg head of lettuce, so is Joe Biden sinking in his approval ratings.

            This is no laughing matter for the Biden Administration or for the Dummycrat Party.  They are very worried about the 2022 fall election.  They keep saying that they are going to take a shellacking in November.

            Why would the Dummycrats take a shellacking?  Well, it is simply because they are not doing anything productive, everything they do is destructive, and the U. S. A. citizens are aware of this.  Biden, the worst man to ever inhabit the White House, has failed the United States of America by opening up the southern border (and in May Title 42 goes away) and by killing the Keystone oil pipeline on his first (illegal) day in office.  Our economy has tanked (not in an oil tank but as in a Titanic tank), we pay more and more for food and supplies every week.  Anyone who makes weekly trips to the grocery store is well aware of this fact, and it began before the war broke out in a rash between Russian and Uke-rang.  Gasoline prices have soared since January 20, 2021 – and it is all on Biden’s head (even if there is nothing of much inside the man’s head).  The man is a walking disaster area in all foreign policies and methods, especially the way he handled pulling out of Afghanistan (when people really began to disapprove of him).  At this time Russia, who is at war with Uke-rang, is making more money (even though they were supposedly sanctioned) than the Americans are.  Wow!

            Joe is also compromised because of all the business deals and money deals that his son, Hunted, has been mixed up in, along with Biden’s brother Jim.  People are slowly waking up to how bad Biden really is, even though, we here at the Gander knew before the election took place how bad he was and how crooked he was.  But people were fed so much hate for President Trumpet during his four years in office, that people blamed him for everything bad in their lives, even though it was all caused by the Dummycrats and the mainstream media, so they voted for Biden because of their hate for Trumpet.

            The following are more poles on Biden’s disapproval ratings and other stuff:

            The question that should be asked is this, who are those low percentages of people still approving of Joe Biden and his job performance?  Who are the quacks?  They must be the Marxist press, or those who listen only to the Marxist press, or those who are so oblivious to stuff (licking lizards, eating magic shrooms, smoking dope, etc.) that they do not know what is really taking place in the world today!

ELON MUSK BUYS TWITTER – by Avon Collins

            Why would Elon Musk, healthy billionaire, want to buy the communist Twitter feed company for $43 billion dollars?  Has the man gone nuts?  No, he is still sane, but the Left now hates the dude, even though billionaire Jeff Bozo bought the Washington PO-little-newspaper.  They did not call Bozo lots of stupid clown names!  Max Sized Boot, employee of Bozo’s newspaper, wrote not-so-nice things about Musk’s scent and his attempt to purchase Twitter.  People like Boot want to give the boot to conservatives on sites like Twitter.  Look at what they did to President Trumpet in January 2021 after the Nancy and FBI’s planned January 6^th riot took place?  They cancelled him and he still is not allowed to twitter his brains out on the site.  Also, the satirical site called Babylon Bee has lost their voice on Twitter.  I guess they just stung Jack and his ilk too much.

            Remember, Twitter was part of the cover up during the fall of 2020 – about Hunted Biden’s lap dance, I mean, his laptop computer.  They would not allow people to talk about the laptop at all.  It was a taboo topic.  Hunted’s laptop was only Russian propaganda they claimed (they lied).  Free speech, among conservatives and Republicans (or anyone else speaking the actual truth), is what Twitter classifies as “hate speech”.  And if you do not use their brand of “free speech” then you are not free to speak up on your topic.  This, my friends, is called COMMUNISM and FASCISM!!!

            Musk did purchase Twitter on April 25, 2022.  LOX News’ Tuckered Out Carlson’s Twitter account has been restored.  Even President Trumpet will probably be able to return, however, it sounds as if President Trumpet is not interested in twittering anymore.  Thank you to Elon Musk!  That Musk smell gets to me every time, yum!

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of May and in the first half (well up to the 23^rd or so) of June, then you are a Gemini, or a twin. 

            Gemini is an air sign and also a sign of mentality; its keynote (B flat) is equilibrium, baby!  Though Gemini suggests duality, the twins remain together as one.  This actually makes since if you take Gemini as being the human Second Degree and divine Third Degree coincidence (this is good); but, if it is the immoral First Degree and the human Second Degree in coincidence with each other, that is not so great of a thing.

            The thing is that the Gemini twins were not really brothers, they both had different parents, but Zeus put them both up into the heavens as Gemini, because one of them asked him to do so.  The two original twins of Gemini were brothers in spirit.

            And now, for something completely different; … a man with three cans of Chef Boyardee.

            Being that Gemini is now a type crypto currency, go out and spend your fool head off.  Just remember, that if you really do not own any bitcoins, that you might put yourself in dept.

            And now, for your serious fortune:  Do not jump feet first into the swamp, there are gators and leaches in there, you know!

BATTY CRACKERS RECIPE 

            For all you Mexican food fans out there, here is my recipe for cheese enchiladas.

            Put your hamburger in a flying saucer pan, put salt on it, enough Chile powder to taste; and add your onions.  Cover meat with water and bring it to a boil, then cook for 30-45 minutes, we are not fussy about the time on it. 

            Once the meat is cooked then pour most of the meat-juice into a strainer sitting inside a frying pan.  Make sure your heat on the stove is not too hot and not too cold, look for the Goldilocks position.  Add your Velvety brand cheese.  If you purchase it in small blocks then use two blocks.  Melt the cheese.

            Get a cake dish out and spray with PAM, It’s All About Pam, you know.  Now, Rene Zilliwigger likes to drink those big Slurpee’s, so keep her drinks away from the food.  Take a tortilla and slip it in and out of the meat-juice and put it on a plate.  Then spoon enough hamburger mixture onto the tortilla and roll the tortilla up.  Place it into the cake dish (I prefer the glass cake dishes).  I sometimes spoon on more meat-juice on top of the enchiladas to help keep them moist in the oven and then I sprinkle shredded cheddar cheese on top.   I put aluminum foil over the cake pan dish; if you want extra crunchy enchilladas then you probably can skip doing this the whole time they are baking.  The enchiladas are placed in a preheated oven of 350 degrees.  Bake them for thirty minutes.  Do not be in too big of a rush to eat them or you may burn your boca.  You can also put other things on top of them if you want to – like sour cream, guacamole, black olives, more shredded cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.

FACT:  Bruce Lee won the Hong Kong Cha-Cha Championship in 1958.  No wonder Kato always danced circles around the Green Hornet.

FACT:  When the head guy at the FBI Cyber unit testified in front of a Congress committee on March 29, 2022, he told them that they had misplaced Hunted Biden’s laptop!  First it does not exist because it is just Russian propaganda and now it is lost?  HUM….

DISNEY WORLD HAS GONE WOKE – by Miss Take

            No longer will Disney World greet their guests with, “Hello, kings and queens, boys and girls” instead they will just say some type of generic greeting, like “Hello, all you crazy people out there!”  This is all due to a warped sense of humor and a weird perception of reality.  Okay, I admit, Disney is a company based upon fantasy, yet, they really fell into the Florida swamp, not far from Disney World itself!

            Some of their film makers boast on line about putting gay scenes in the movies, or other types of stuff.  To be honest, if I had small children today all Disney products would be banned in our household.  I do not even want to see their new Buzzed Light Beer when it comes out.

            What would happen to Pinocchio if it came out today?

            After Disney’s head man, Bob Chafed, listened to the WOKE (1%) and came out against the Gender Fluidity Bill (that Ron DeSantis Clause, Florida’s governor, came out with in order to keep teachers from teaching children in Kindergarten through third grade about sex) Ron DeSantis Clause decided to stand up to Disney, on April 21, by taking away their special tax district privileges that they have had since 1967.  What this step will do is to actually put Disney on an even level playing field with other theme parks like Sea World, Universal Studios, Lego Land (etc).  Do you know that Disney World has been like its own miniature government where they could have their own rules and regulations?  They even have the power to build their own nuclear factory if they wanted to.  (Too bad they did not do it?)  You have to wonder why Chafed is chaffed about the Florida bill (which he probably never even read) and not at communist China, the government who enslaves people.

            According to Florida’s speaker of the house, Chris Sprawls Alloverdfloor, the people upset about Disney losing its special privilege are making up lies about the legislature.  He said, “Nobody’s taxes are going to go up” because of the revoking of Disney’s tax privilege.

            You Go Gov!  I love Ron DeSantis Clause!

PSAKI LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE? – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            There are rumors floating around in the air, like a bunch of moths heading toward a car’s headlights, that Jen Psaki will soon be leaving her White House duties in order to work for MTNBC.  Some think she is leaving because she does not want to have to lie, to the press and public, about Hunter Biden’s impending doom.  I, for one, do not believe this.  I think she is leaving because she will get better pay from the network.  She has never had any problems fibbing since she began her current job!  Remember how she fibbed about the horsemen Border Patrol whipping illegal aliens trying to cross into our country?  These patrolmen, by the way, have been cleared of any wrong doing, yet the White House is going to put out a false report on the topic!

            Jen Psaki said during a camera interview with crooked media’s “Pot Save America” that LOX News tells Peter Poochie what questions to ask her.  This is, of course, another one of her blatant lies.

            The next part of this story could be told by Crocodile Tears Dundee, however, he already has a story, so I will include this story here, as it has to do with Jen Psaki crying fake tears in an interview with News Not New, on a Tuesday (April 19^th) Pot Cast.  She was speaking about the new Florida bill that Ron DeSantis Clause put out called the Gender Fluidity Bill where there is to be no sexual education taught to children in K-3 grades!  It has nothing to do with discrimination at all (like the Left claims).  It is what Disney got all upset over (see above).  Once more, like the head CEO of Disney, I doubt that Psaki ever read the Florida bill.  If she did, she knows what is in it and makes what she said all that much worse!

            “I’m going to get emotional about this,” she cries, “because, I just, it’s horrible!”  Hey, she talks as well as her boss does!  “But um, you know; it’s like kids who are bullied and it’s like all that leaders are taking steps to hurt them and hurt their lives, and hurt their families…”  Excuse me?  The Left happens to be the real bullies; Jen is one of the original high school mean girls!  Yeah, she does remind me a little bit of Lindsey Lowhand!  And just who are these so-called “leaders” that she is speaking about?  She makes sure not to tell us.  “…And you look at some of the laws in these states and this is going after parents who are in loving relationships, who have kids…”  Yes, all parents have kids, Jen!  I’m sorry, but the states are not going after the parents, it is your DOJ who has gone after the parents, like the dad whose daughter was raped by a boy pretending to be a girl in the girl’s bathroom – remember that Jen?  Remember what Merrick Garlicland has done toward parents around this country!  “…It’s completely outrageous.  Sorry, I’m just – this is an issue that makes me completely crazy…”  I’m glad she admits to us that she is actually bonkers!  “…but, it is an issue that is a political wedge issue.  It’s not a reflection of where the country is.”  Where does she come up with her lies and her line of bull that one needs a shovel for?  She is wrong, the country is at this point, they do not want (especially the parents who have loving relationships with their kids – not goats but children) public school teachers to brainwash their little innocent children and mix them up about their sex.  Most kids from kindergarten to third grade do not even think about sex, or what sex they are.  Why spoil their innocence, Jen?  It is people like you who are being abusive toward the little ones!

            I will tell you why she cares so much about this issue – she is a communist.  Sex education is all a big part of Marxism.  The Leftist Marxists want to destroy children sexually so that they can be more easily manipulated by the schools and the government.  They want the children to be immoral, to be thinking about sex instead of math, English, science, etc.  With this immorality they believe they can corrupt the children and turn them away from their spiritual nature, rip them away from their real parent – God (our Father-Mother God).  It is a fact that Carl Marx was an atheist and that he worshipped the devil.  Would not his followers take the same path that Marx did?

Chung Lee Confusion

            It matters not what is your lot of land, so long as realtors guide you to the right spot.  Otherwise, you may get lost.  (Make sure it’s not swamp land.)

PERCENTAGES OUTNUMBER REAL FACTS – by Cindy Adding Machine

            The mainstream media lies so often and misrepresent the facts that people have a skewed idea of percentages in our country (the good old U. S. of A.).  The following is a chart I copied from Jessy Watters’ Primebeeftime, I hope he doesn’t sue me.  I doubt he will because I am sure he got it from some other source, in fact, I know he did, I wrote the source’s name down but I cannot read my own hand writing!  Ducks of Hazardous living I guess.

            So as you can see in the chart directly above, people who watch ZNN and MTNBC, and other main news networks (run by the Left), have a skewed idea of the facts and of what is really going on.  The annual average income earnings of the American citizen is below $500,000.  So most people are not as rich as the democrats and Left-winged media pretends.  But most of them (in Congress and Senate and other positions) are in that 1% group who make more than $500,000 per year (Dr. Tony D. Tiger Faust Ed Flake for example, boy, does he have a long name!).  Also, I find that there are more than 3% gay people on TV shows today – way too much gay!  Sorry, I’m just going by the statistics!  Either that or else, Hollywood attracts gay people like moths to the car head lights.

            An interesting side note…when the show Xena Warrior Princess began both Xena and Gabrielle were heterosexual women.  But by the end of the series they had turned into lesbians.  Yeah, sorry folks, I just don’t buy it.

FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“A true friend is one who overlooks your ugliness and puts up with your bumbling.” – Doug Larceny

“The second you begin talking about what you will do if you lose, you have already lost.” – Sargent Shultz Beer

“Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.” – President J. F. Kennedy

“Man is not the most extraordinary computer of all; I built the most extraordinary computer there is! – Bill Gates (He is so full of his processed vegie-meats; have you seen how big his gut is getting?  Somebody call Dr. Atkins for him!).

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” – Lewis Carroll (He only thought this was true because he was on drugs when he said it.)

THE SOLUTION TO POLUTION – by Albert Ironstein

            I’ve found the solution to air pollution and the energy crises.  My solution works best in Washington Dot Com and most Democratic run cities.  You see, I’ve invented an automobile that runs on bull caca!  Another side effect with the car is that when you go for a drive in the country, the car keeps attacking cows.

Chung Lee Confusion Again

            Lady who live with bull better have shovel ready.

            Once upon a time there were two Chinese, now look how many there are!

            Right Angle must be clever, because, it has ninety degrees.

            Harry worshipped his wife, so he burned incense in her vestibule.  (Think about it!) 

SECRET SERVICE INFILTRATS JILL BIDEN – by Abe D. Fish (a G. Gutfelt family member)

            That’s right; two men (who are not really secret service men at all) infiltrated Dr. Jill Biden.  I mean, they snuck into her secret service team.  How?  That’s a great question nobody is willing to answer (yet)!  These two men also had access to the White House and secret documents.  The two men were finally exposed while skinny dipping with Joe Biden.  FAI alleges the two men spent two years pretending to be secret service employees.  A bust of Mozart, at their apartment, found some of the following items:  guns, gas masks, tactical gear, drones, and other things.  Their passports show that they have been to Iranhereandthere and other not so good places.  If they are convicted, which they should be, they may get three years.  Really, only three years?

NEW BOOKS YOU CAN NOW GET – by Wordy Smith

            A new book by the “not-evil” Shannon Dreams of LOX News is out.  It is called The Mothers and Daughters of the BIBLE Speak – Ruff, Ruff!  I find it uplifting that she writes about Dinah, the lost daughter of Israel. 

            Douglas Murray has a new book called The War on the West.

            Marc Morano’s book is called, The Green Fraud.  It is about the Left’s claims that the world is going to end in 2032, because of climate change (which is okay with me because then I will not to need to worry about Medicare, not that there will be Medicare by then anyway since the SS is going bust).  Do you know that there was a politician in 1864 claiming that the world would come to an end because of the weather?  The Dummycrats just keep beating the same drum! 

            On August 5, 1969 the lie went out that by 1989 everyone would disappear in a cloud of blue steam.  It never happened.  Then in 1989 the lie went out that rising seas could obliterate the world by 2000.  Again, nothing happened.  And, of course, Alexa Occasionally Cortez, soon after getting into Congress, made the claim that in twelve to thirteen years the world would come to an end.  It will if she gets her way with her Green New Steel!  But it will be more like the end of the U.S.A. as a great country and great nation because the Dummycratic-communists will have ended it (just like Venezuela has fallen)!

            Today, a big part of the Green fraud has to do with electric cars.  Our country is not set up to handle electric cars.  And companies that have to switch over to electric cars or deal in electric cars and charging stations will be so regulated that they will spend tons of money.  Biden is now demanding that every vehicle used by the military is electric.  I have yet to see an electric airplane or electric jet. 

            According to THE HILL (3/30/22), “The SEC’s own estimate indicates that the paperwork burden alone will cost companies $10.2 billion.  But the real cost could be multiple times higher than that.”  Regulations tie up construction projects and China is in control of the elements used in the batteries.  You need to use coal and oil in order to produce electricity, so it turns out that electric cars are not really green after all.

NANCY PILLOWSEE’S X-STAFFER INVESTIGATES SON PAUL – by Hagen Das-Key – Wood eye lye too ewe?

            Nancy Pillowsee’s son, Paul, is being investigated of business corruption, but Nancy made sure that Joe Biden appointed someone new to be in charge of that investigation, that’s right, Joe appointed Nancy’s x-staffer to do P. P.’s business probe investigation.  How did Nancy pay Joe back for doing her this service?  She kissed him after she came down with the coronavirust!  Maybe she’s out to get his job after all?

Chung Lee Confusion again

            The Leftist’s point of view is never the RIGHT point of view!  For example, they want you to believe that white people make the most money in the United States of America because they want you to believe that white supremacy is a real thing.

WINDMILLS OF MY MIND – by Donkey Hote

            Round like a circle in a spiral like a wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning on a nauseous Farris wheel.  Like the circles that you find in the windmills of my mind!  But what mind is it that goes round and round?  Is it enough to power enough electricity for the world?  Or are the windmills being used to generate electricity just the enemy that I, Donkey Hote, must defeat, defang, and de-neuter?  For I am I, Donkey Hote, the man of La Manga, my destiny calls and I go to Japan!

OBUMMER LIES – by Hugh Who Guy

            EX-president Obummer, Mr. B. O., was speaking at California’s Stanford College on April 21, 2022.  The topic was “MISS N. FORMATION”.  Why he wanted to talk about this darling woman is beyond me, however, he was telling the crowd terrible lies and giving out misinformation to the crowd.  OH, wait a minute, Miss N. Formation – misinformation – my bad.  I guess he was talking about how the conservatives always spew forth misinformation about stuff when it is really the Left that does that.  The Left does nothing but put forth propaganda (just how their leaders Carl Marx and Adolf Hitler taught them).

            Yet, Obummer is unwilling to tell you the real truth about himself!  He lies every day to people.  How does he lie?  Well, he has not as yet come out of the closet!  That’s right, the man may be married to a butch woman; however, he loves to play around with men.

            The Left just needs to look backward to 2016 to see what type of liars they are, especially Hillary Rotten Clinton.  According to a Rashmussen Report, taken on the same day as Obummer’s speech to Stanford, 72% of Dummycrats believe it is likely that the 2016 election outcome was changed by Russian interference.  Remember how, in 2020, they claimed that Hunted Biden’s laptop was Russian misinformation and that the Russians were once more trying to interfere with the U.S.A. presidential election?  THEY LIED!!!  I wonder how many of those same people, in the poll, actually believe that Joe Biden won the 2020 election legally and fair square.  I wonder how many of those same people actually believe that January 6 was actually an insurrection when it was not even close to being an insurrection.  And it if really was an insurrection it was masterminded by the Leftists.  I wonder how many of those people would be interested in some swamp land I know to be for sale down near Disney World.

            But like January 6, 2020, when all the Dummycrats overreacted to everything, on April 20, 2022 they once more believed that their Capitol was under attack when an airplane began to buzz their air space.  Then men were seen in the sky jumping from the plane.  When I first heard about this story, I thought it may have actually been a plane from Texas or Florida with illegal aliens being thrown out over Washingaton of Clothes, but NO!  The men jumping out of the plane were Golden Knights of Mambrino.  They parachuted so that they would land at the nearby stadium.  Crisis averted, hey, Nancy?

            Oh, one more thing about Obummer’s speech.  There was not one time that he mentioned Joe Biden’s name!  No surprise there.

WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET RID OF TITLE 42? – by Noah Comprendo

            Why do the Donkey-crats want to get rid of Title 42 on the southern border?  It is because they are STUPID!  But also, it is because they want even more people to illegally come into this country, unless they are from Uke-rang (white people).  Title 42 is supposed to end on May 23, 2022 and the illegal aliens know it, and they are getting ready for it.

            The governor of Texas, Hey Abbott, says that he is sending a bunch of the illegals to Washington Dot Com.  It is about time, he should have started doing this in February 2021!  And Florida’s governor, Ron DeSantis-Clause, is sending them to Biden’s home town in Mary-Land.  Again, it’s a little too late.  But maybe, Biden will get the picture, as to what he has been doing for over a year to this country!?  We can only hope.  I say, to put them all in an airplane, fly it right over Biden’s house, and push the aliens out of the plane (with parachutes of course).

            Recently, when a reporter asked Biden about Title 42 he got it mixed up with the mask mandates – so we really do not know what he meant any more than he knows what he meant!  Maybe he does not even know that Title 42 has to do with the southern border while the mask mandate issue has to do with public transportation?  Either way, the illegals get away (quite literally) with murder.

EL TAYLOR LOZENGE– by Crocodile Tears Dundee

            Taylor Lozenge is with the WASHINGTON POO, and she is a Twitter-head.  She recently wrote about former English teacher in Oklahoma, Tylor Wrynn’s, repost found on Libs of TikTok.  In the original post and the repost, Tylor was telling LGBTQRUOKO kids (who she claims have been shunned by their parents) that she (Wrynn) was proud of them and loved them…Since being featured on the page (with the exact post she posted herself, but the repost of the same post is a trouble maker for her) Lozenge complains that Wrynn has been barraged with harassment and death threats. 

            What happens is this, Liberals post things on communist China’s TikTok for kid’s eyes only.  They do not like adults to know what they are telling the children.  So Libs of TickTok have been reposting Liberal posts so that the parents can know what is being said to their children.  This, of course, is not okay with the Left Libs, because they want what they say to the children to be not known by their parents.  Even though parents could just as easily go onto TikTok and see the original posts (as Shakespeare would say, “Much ado about nothing”).  And this is why Lozenge is really upset and saying that Tylor Wrynn is in trouble (being attacked).

            What is ironic about Lozenge, is that she goes on Twitter and bad mouths everybody, and she gives everybody grief!  She DOXES people!  Then she appears on an MTNBC interview and cries about the same things that are happening to the people in the reposts are happening to her!  She complains that her life is now in danger and that she receives death threats, and it’s just not fair!  Talk about the black pot calling the kettle black.  It reminds me of an old phrase – Don’t stand in the kitchen if you can’t stand the heat!  Maybe Lozenge should begin to live by the Golden Rule – “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”?

SWIMMING ACROSS THE BORDER – by Mae Winn

            Besides illegals swarming across the southern border, they now are taking swimming lessons in order to swim into America!  These classes were reported on by Hispanic TV – Univision (which means “one vision” – which is communistic vision).  I do agree that all people crossing the Rio Grande need to take swimming lessons, if they do perhaps our good men will not drown trying to save their asses and donkeys lives!

            In March 2022 at least 80,000 aliens were released in this country.  This doesn’t even count the people who got away (crossed the border without being caught).  It is a fact that more illegals have died under Biden than Trumpet (and Trumpet had four years compared to Biden’s 1 year and three months).

            Also, if coronavirust is not a concern on the border, because of Title 42 coming to an end in May, then why are they (the Leftist Marxists) so concerned about coronavirust on public transportation?  Why did Biden and crew get so angry about one Trumpet appointed judge who made it oh-key-doe-key (finally again) to not wear masks on public transports?  They got mad because they saw themselves losing power and control over U. S. citizens!  The communist press claims that District Judge Kathryn Gumball is too young, and has no experience in the courtroom.  They complained that this one woman does not have the power to do what she did and to go against their precious CDC!  Yet other judges, who make rulings on their own side of the line, are okay with those judge’s decisions and they never complain about those decisions.  They want to appeal her decision.  They really hate Judge Kissin’ Kate, because, Trumpet appointed her.

DR. FAUST BETTER WATCH OUT – by Inda Kit Chen

            Dr. Faust had better be on guard if the Republicans win the 2022 election this fall.  He may actually have to go to jail, but then, nobody on the Left ever seems to get punished for anything (there are too many leftist Republicans [RINOS].  People like Hilariously Rotten Clinton, Joe Biden, K. Harris, Corry Spartacus Booker, Liz Warren-Batty, the squad, Mr. B. S., Nancy P., Up-Chuck Shoemer, Adam Schifty, Jerry Needler, Eric Swelledhead, etc., seem to get away with everything they do.

A MAJOR PAIN IN THE… – by Jonathan Togo

            You may remember how the Biden’s dog Major went around biting people in 2021.  These attacks by the dog were down played.   However, it turns out that the secret is out on the incidents in the Secret Service reports.  Major took out a good chunk of meat from one of the agent’s legs.  I have seen many injuries like this during my days in M*I*A*M*I-in-Miami?

HAUNTED HUNTED DJ KOKO – by Emma Skew Lenity

            An Arizona DJ was under fire for wearing blackface to a school fund raiser in Scottsdale.  It sounds serious until you find out that the DJ, Koko Kim Hunted, was not wearing blackface at all, because, he actually is a black man! 

            An e-mail from the Scottsdale parent council read:  “They [Hunted’s group] were allowed to remain on Campus and deejay for the entire event in blackface without any rebuttal by those in charge.  I am sure that the historical context of blackface is something you are familiar with in the year 2022…and yet in spite of the continual outcry – it continues to happen.” 

            I guess it continues to happen because black people just cannot turn their faces white!  The only thing I could figure out is the complainers may have thought the man was wearing blackface because he was dressed in 1970’s disco clothes, had an afro wig on, and was wearing sunglasses.  Still, they should have done some investigation instead of just doing assumptions, as when you assume anything you make an ASS out of U, but not ME, only U.

FENTANYL DRUGS POOR INTO USA – by Regis Mortes

             China, the worst country in the world (way worse than Russia even), is sending fentanyl to Mexico, then the Mexican cartels make sure the drugs (disguised as fake prescription drugs) are smuggled across the border and into the USA.  They then take these drugs to major big cities throughout the country and sell them.  Often people are overdosing and dying with just one pill.  Talk about killing your customers and having no ongoing business with them.  More people die from fentanyl than they do from the coronavirust – why isn’t the Biden administration doing anything about this?  It is because the administration does not want to do anything about the drug problem.  These cartels are taking over our cities.  These gangsters are like the mafia, but they are even worse, because, they are cannibals and they worship demons.  And yet, Biden is perfectly happy getting into bed with them.

STAR TREK DISCOVERY’S PRESIDENT ABRAMS NOW A MILLIONAIR – by Devin N. Starr

            After Stacy Abrams lost the 2016 goober pea race in Georgiapeach, Abrams was a half million dollars in debt.  Today she has around three million dollars!  Where did she get that kind of dough from?  I doubt that Ms. Montgomeryward is that lucrative of a sexual fantasy novelist writer.  Her money has probably come from all those expensive lectures she is asked to give ($50-$100 thousand per speech).  Who knows?  Perhaps the IRS should look into her?  I think the IRS would look into her, but when they do look into her face they turn around and run.

EMPIRE STATE – by Gigolo Joe

            Liam Needsome Hainsmakesitworthit Hunky (looking different than his brother Christ does, you know, the Thor but not Angry dude) and Dwayne D. Bathtub Johnson, the Rock, are in this B movie.  Liam’s character is the son of a retired policeman, who works as a janitor in a joint run by a mobster, until his son, Chis, messes that up and his dad gets fired.  (I do think it is funny that Liam is playing a character with his brother’s name!  When the name Chris was called out on set did Liam look around for his brother?) 

            Chris wants to be a cop like his dad use to be, but his friend messed that up for him (years before), because his friend is no good.  This is the hard question, if a friend messes up your life why remain friends with the jerk, especially when they really are a jerk (and brain dead from birth)?

            Chris becomes an armored truck guard, but on his first day he finds out that the place he works for is so seedy that lots of plants are popping up all over the place.  This story is supposed to be based on a real life story, it is supposed to take place in the (I believe) 1970s, and it is supposed to take place in New York City when Rudy Jewelianny is District Athorney.  Dewey Johnson plays a cop.

            What is really weird about the movie (maybe this is what it really is like but I do not know it) and what makes no sense to me at all, is that the security company stores all the money they collect from places and stores in their building (with bad security).  Why are they keeping millions of dollars at their place and not taking it to banks?  This money just sits there?  How can the businesses using their service make any money this way?  How can they get to their money if they need it; and what about their businesses being able to collect interest on their profits?  So this makes no sense to me at all.  It might be different if the money was just there as a pit stop, but it sat there months on end, perhaps even years on end.  So what was the point of this Empire State business?

            On Chris’s second day on the job these two masked men that drive around in a blue van throw a bomb under the armored truck.  They shoot Chris and his partner, his partner struggles for the gun and gets shot a few more times and he dies (he has a wife and daughter).  Chris had a bullet proof vest on so he survives being shot at.  Later on he finds out that the security company is going to only give 10% of what they should to his ex-partner’s widow and child, so he steels a bag of money and gives most of it to his ex-partner’s family. His big mistake is he shares some of the stolen money with his criminal friend.

            Chris’s stupid friend has a big mouth and he wants in on the action – why he deserves the money, like it is his!  (I guess that is the crook mentality.)  Chris decides to go all in and let his friend and two other men help him.  These two other men work for the mobster that fired his father.  These two men are not supposed to tell their boss about what they are going to do.  One of the two men is smart and bows out.  He promises to keep his mouth shut, but he is not going to have anything to do with the robbery.  Out of the four men, this man is actually the smartest one!

            On the night of their planed robbery the two men wait at a public phone booth for Chris’s call.  Remember the two men with the blue van?  They decide to hit the Empire State Security company that very same night.  Yet, the police show up before the men in the blue van do.  The police got a tip, from where and who was not made clear.  So Chris calls his friend to tell him that the police are present, not to show up.  However, the other man thinks that his co-worker-friend blabbed to their boss so he hunts him down and shoots him, leaving him for dead.  Yet, you never hear any news about him being dead, so you wonder why that is?

            While the blue van men try to rob the security place there is a big shoot out and Chris saves the Rock’s life.  After all of this goes down, Chris decides that robbing the place is probably not a good idea; however, his friend will not let it go.  He wants to get in on a big drug deal with these Columbians and needs the money.  To be honest, I would rather have the money than have to become a drug dealer!   But, like I said, this guy is brain dead, probably from birth!  So Chris’s friend breaks through Empire’s roof and falls into the place.  Being stupid, Chris allows his friend to take the money.  His lousy friend has a gun with him, why he thought he needed one I cannot say.  When he enters the money room the German shepherd guard dog begins to bark, the gun is fired.  But it turns out, he did not put the dog out of his misery, he missed hitting the dog and the dog just fainted.  I guess the pooch was not use to such excitement!  To be honest I really felt sorry for the dog, he was held captive in this money room all day long; did anyone ever walk him?  Who fed the dog?  How did the dog relieve himself?  They never showed it.  The lousy friend also hit Chris on the head with his gun knocking Chris out.

            Later on, the next day I suppose, his friend gave Chris half the money.  Where did Chris put his share of the money?  He put it inside a garden statue that he gave his mom, which was back at the beginning of the movie.  They played with the time line a little bit.  In real life the police supposedly never did find the money.  Chris was arrested, along with his friend.  Chris’s dad also was arrested, but probably not held for long, as he only shot the friend (now wanting Chris’s share of the money) because he was pointing a gun at Chris.

            Okay, so I have to backtrack a little.  Why would he now want Chris’s share of the money?

            Remember that man who was shot by his co-worker?  Well, he did not die, and he went to his boss and told his boss what had happened, so the boss now felt like the stolen money belonged to him.  What is it about crook mentality?  So he clued in the Columbians about it, and the Columbians killed the third man, kept the friend’s 4 million dollars along with the drugs.  The friend escaped to drive straight to Chris while police sirens headed to the motel where they were transacting the drug deal at.  I guess somebody reported the gun shots to the cops?  If so, that was a fast reaction by the police.

            Well, all in all, this was not the best movie in the world but not the worst either.  I would just say that people who commit crimes are really stupid, and these movies based on real life stories prove the fact that people who commit crimes are stupid!  So obey God’s Commandment that tells us, “Thou shalt not steal!”  If you don’t obey the Commandment, what can I say except that you are stupid!

ZNN LAUNCHES NEW FRENCH FRIES – by R. U. Kidding

            On March 30, 2022, ZNN started up a new branch of their floundering network.  It is a streaming down the river service and is called ZNN- (ZNN negative).   Their first day has come and gone and their numbers tanked, or took a shellacking.   The company used over $300 mill to prepare ZNN- for public consumption and another $100 mill in promoting the website.

            Brian Seltzer, ZNN’s Pillsbury Doe Boy, invited a male and female (Can I use those pronouns today?) reporters onto his show.  These two reporters use to work for ZNN and were on the air 20 years ago.  The interview did not exactly go as Seltzer had hoped.  When Seltzer asked them if they still watched ZNN every night they said, “Yes, but we cry every time we do, because the network, well, the old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be!”  The man said, “I use to anchor at ZNN, now I just yell at ZNN.”  They even said that they hoped the network would improve under new management!  The new CEO happens to be Chris Licht Einstein. 

            ZNN, believing that they are better than LOX News, tried to copy their rival news network; they actually thought that people would pay money to watch ZNN-, boy, were they delusional, because, ZNN- lasted only one month before it was killed.

            “Brian Seltzer doesn’t like two sides to a story; he only likes two sides at KFC.” – Greg Gutfelt!

THIS GIGALO GANDER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY — ZNN, THE MOST BUSTED NAME IN NEWS!!!

GIGALO GANDER – April Showers 2022

“Bad Coys, Bad Coys, what ‘cha gonna do?  What ‘cha gonna do when they fish for you?”

DEAR GIGALO GANDER:

            I object to the above translation of those Chinese words.  I happen to read and speak Mandarin Orange and happen to know that they do not mention anything about acupuncture, knitting needles, or money!  — Sincerely, Meow Tso Young

Dear Puddy-Kitten, we cannot read Mandarin Orange, little loan speak it, so you can see why we are confused about the whole thing!  It’s just a joke, man, get over it!

WORDS OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith

            I have two words this month.  The first word is autonomous and the second word is meridian.

            Autonomous means:  “1 :  of, relating to, or marked by autonomy   2 a:  having the right or power of self=government   b:  undertaken or carried on without outside control   3  a:  existing or capable of existing independently   b.  responding, reacting, or developing independently of the whole   4 :  controlled by the autonomic nervous system.” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary)

            Remember the autonomous zone formed in Seattle in 2020?  That was not a good thing at all, it was really bad.  They were trying to set up a self-government zone independent from the United States of America, but all that took place there was lawlessness and evil.  The people who wanted this independence did not really want to govern righteously, so they wound up with chaos.  Plus, things never go right when you begin your “independent state” off with stolen property or stolen land.  “Thou shalt not steal.” 

            But what I am most interested in is the fourth definition:  “controlled by the autonomic nervous system” because, in the following piece written by Kato, you will find out that this is the definition used for ASMR.  And to bring it down to metaphysical terms – this definition means that you allow yourself to be controlled by the red serpent (or red dragon) found in the Garden of Eden (in the book of Genesis of the BIBLE) and in Revelation 12 (the evil that tries to kill the woman God-crowned).  In other words, ASMR is going to be something belonging to the tree of knowledge of good and evil that the red serpent coils itself around.  The autonomic nervous system is defined as:  “a part of the vertebrate [the back’s] nervous system [belonging to mortal minded man (Adam)] that innervates [supplies with nerves to] smooth and cardiac muscle and glandular tissues and govern involuntary [opposite of independent or voluntary, which means you have no control over what you are experiencing or doing] actions and that consists of the sympathetic nervous system and the parasympathetic [para meaning two or duality] nervous system” (Ibid).  Is not the sympathetic nervous system the Adam man while the parasympathetic nervous system is Adam and Eve as man and wife?

            Our second word is meridian, meaning, “noon, south, mid or midday which also can mean deity.  1 archaic : the hour of noon:  midday   2 : a great circle of the celestial sphere passing through its poles and the zenith of a given place   3 :  a high point   4 a (1) :  a great circle on the surface of the earth passing through the poles [this would have to do with magnetism]  (2) :  the half of such a circle included between the poles   b: a representation of such a circle or half circle numbered for longitude on a map or globe” (Ibid).  So how do these definitions fit in with ASMR?  I believe, and I could be wrong about it, that it is mortal mind pretending to be a deity, or god, that makes us believe that the material senses are reality when in fact they are unreality.  Being that one of man’s ancient deities happened to be the SUN, noon was when the sun was at its apex in the sky, so it would seem to be when it is most potent or powerful (at least on Earth). 

            However, there are also meridians of the material body (as seen below).  And I believe that it is the body meridians that ASMR is dealing with and not the meridian circles of the earth.

            Acupuncture uses this material science in its practice of sticking you with the needles and the bill.  So, from this understanding of a material body having meridian lines we can once again see how it relates to the red serpent, or the copper snake, that coiled itself around Adam’s spinal column (back bone = the tree of knowledge of good and evil).  So ASMR would be a type of mesmerism or an attempt at hypnotic influence to those who are listening to its sounds (the talking serpent whispers).

AUTONOMOUS SENSORY MERIDIAN RESPONSE, OR ASMR – by Kato (manservant of the Green Hornet)

            Recently AOC went on her Web Site to talk to people about Americans being stupid, because, they do not know what capitalism really means or what socialism really means.  Believe me, Sandy, we do understand what both of them mean! 

            She said, and this is how stupid she really is, that people do not understand what capitalism is unless they are rich, like really rich with lots of capital (money)!  Does this mean that Bernie Sandbag is a capitalist?  I doubt he sees himself as a capitalist, but he is for sure, a communist bumming off the capitalist way of life in the U.S.A.

            What is just as weird, as her non-intelligence, is the way in which she delivered her “secret” message to her listeners.  She delivered it using ASMR, in other words, she whispered it to her audience (while her words were seen on the screen).  This way of delivering her message is SUPPOSED to put tingles down the listener’s spine.  Her message only sent shivers of fear down my spine to think that she is actually in Congress!

            Her “secret” message in whisper form was totally and completely Marxist (socialistic).  You see, AOC, we do know what socialism really is!

            This made me ask, “Is this why Joe Biden, for no apparent reason, begins to whisper to his audience?  Is he trying to use ASMR on his audience?”  If so, it just comes off being creepy!  So, Joe, STOP IT!!!

            One thing is sure Joe Biden and AOC lie as much as the talking serpent does.

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of April and in the first half (well up to the 23^rd or so) of May, then you are a Taurus, and you are a bull headed ox-ymoron. 

            Taurus is an earth sign.  It represents mature conviction and stability and you are retentive of what you possess, like that motorcycle that has not worked for fifteen years, but you refuse to get rid of, or fix it, and you still have to pay insurance on it and pay the state for taking it out on the road, even though you could not take it out on the road if you tried because you will not fix it, because you do not know how to fix it!  The Taurus is thought of as stable (where he should be living) and matured in his conduct, preferring the outer forms and ritual to the invisible things of the spirit.

            And now, for something completely different;… a flock of sheep all standing around in a circle.

            Being that Taurus is an earth sign and a type of car, go out and drive your fool head off (if you can afford the gas).  Go to Spain and run wild with the bulls, you may win the race!  Just make sure you do not wind up in the arena with a toreador.

            And now, for your serious fortune:  In the next month – or so – you will find that you are the Apus Bull.  I know it sounds gross (a puss) but it really is a good thing.  Just make sure that you are not crucified and then marinated for the bar-b-q feast!

DEAR CRABBY

FACT:  Bill Bailey, no relation to George, did the moon walk first (way before Michael Jackson did it).

FACT:  Adam was only kicked out of the Garden of Eden (which was in the East of Eden), he still could wander around the rest of Eden (the North, West, and South portions).  Eve, however, was never kicked out of the Garden and this is why men have been so jealous of the woman over the last six thousand years.

PROPERTY BROTHER JONATHAN FEARS JOHNS – by Potty De Boca

            If you have ever watched any of the home improvement Property Brothers’ series you must know that Jonathan is afraid of dealing with toilets.  Well, I cannot blame him, but is he so paranoid that he cannot even LEARN how to deal with them properly in order to help his clients out?

            Jonathan is supposed to be trained in all of these home repair jobs, but is he so afraid of germs that he refuses to learn about toilets and what to do with them?  Anyone who has decided to change out their toilets knows what must be done.

            First of all, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, which is near the toilet on the wall.  Sure, this may not always be easy to do; over time these valves can become really hard to turn!  After that is done you flush the toilet until there is hardly any water left in the bowl or tank.  Then you put on a pair of rubber gloves and get a sponge and bucket and soak up the excess water from the toilet until it is empty.  This means that when you go to carry the old toilet away from the bathroom and house that there is very little water, if any, left to slosh around onto the floors!  Really, Jonathan, you need to put on your thinking cap and use some common sense!  Jonathan does not have to get into the sink, but if he is In Synch, maybe he would watch the game show Common Knowledge, it is fun?

Chung Lee Confusion

            They may forget the punch line but they will never forget how you made them laugh out loud.

FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“It is Easter in the heart that puts Easter in the air – it’s all those rotten eggs that are never found!” – W. T. Ellis (Watch out for Bern E. Bunny’s droppings.)

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible, but such a drag to bow to the Chinese.” – Walt Disney

“Try to learn everything about something and something about everything, especially when it’s about women!” – Huxley Wells

“If you only do what you know you can do – you never do very much – but you do it very well.” – Tom Sauerkraut

“Too many TWEETS can cause cavities.” – B. Moller, DDS

ARE YOU PREDUDICE IF YOU WANT TO HELP UKE-RANG? – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            According to MTNBC’s stupid Joyless Reid, if you want to help the Uke-rangs in their war with Russia then you must be a racist because the people in Uke-rang are all white.  There is nobody black there so the place is not worth helping.  It sounds to us like Joyless Reid is the one who is really the racist; right folks?

            Then she tries to blame the whole war on President Donald Trump.  What’s new?  When the actual fact is that Joe Biden, if anybody, is responsible for the war because he is a weak man who does not know what the frack he is doing!  (He is also against fracking.)  Then again, maybe he does know what he is doing – ruining the United States of America and beginning World War III?  Yet, maybe Reid’s dialog is all just a distraction to move our attention away from our country’s energy situation because Biden refuses to frack, drill on our land and in the seas, and on his first day in office he signed the executive order to shut down the Keystone Pipeline!

            Joe is trying, along with his administration (and with the help of teenagers on China’s Tic Tac site), to blame the gas hikes, up to over $5 per gallon in some places, all on President Putinondaritz – just look at their Tweeting of #PutinOnThePriceHike.  It is all propaganda; Biden is to blame for the high prices of gasoline and natural gas because he is trying to go green (green is the new red – you know, because, red is symbolic of communism).

FOLLOW UP…TEN DAYS LATER, ON JOYLESS REID – by Cindy Adding Machine

            It seems that Joyless Reid is actually, for sure, a racist because (according to her own words) over the next ten days, after making a stink about people wanting to help the Uke-rangs being prejudice, she spent 62.2% of her time talking about the war in Uke-rang!  She spent 4.4% of her time telling people how awful President Trump is and the rest of the time, 33.3% of the time, was spent on ads.

            It also turns out that it is actually Joe Biden who is prejudice.  He tells the Uke-rangian people they will be welcome if they come to the U.S.A.  However, when they begin to show up at the southern border they are subject to coronavirust restrictions, placed in ICE facilities, their families are separated from each other, and they are treated completely different from all the black and brown immigrants crossing the southern border who are given a “fast track” to citizenship and not subject to coronavirust restrictions!  So the truth is that the idea behind seeking asylum is a big fat joke.  All the black and brown immigrants can seek asylum (even though most of them are not telling the truth about needing asylum) while the Uke-rangians, who really are seeking asylum, are disrespected and ignored on this point.  It all goes back to politics, they do not see the white Uke-rangians voting for the Demon-rats, who STINK!

NEW BOOKS YOU CAN NOW GET – by Wordy Smith

            Mollie Ringwald Hammingway has a book out called RIGGED How The Media, Big Tech, and the Democrats Seized Our Elections.  The title seems to speak for itself.  She said on the Jesse Watter’s Primeribtime show that the Hunted Biden laptop story was just one way that state media and their democrats seized the 2020 election, because they all claimed the laptop story to be Russian propaganda (therefore, they claimed the laptop story was not true – even though it was 100% true).  And the Left also canceled (on line) a newspaper reporting the actual truth on the laptop story – The New York Post Toasties.

            ONE DAMN THING AFTER ANOTHER Memoirs of an Athorny General may be an interesting read.  It is written by William P. Goodbarr.   (The P. is for Peanut.)  To be honest I do not really put much faith in this man after what he did near the end of 2020.  And he says that Epstein did commit suicide in prison.  Did the man actually read the autopsy report?  I’m sorry, but I think he is covering up the truth on this topic.  Maybe he is afraid of whoever offed Epstein?

            Ronald Kessler has a new book out called FIRST FAMILY DETAILS, DESKINS, AND DENAILS.  Kessler has interviewed secret service agents who have guarded first families (you know, those who are presidential families).  He even has some info on the second families (like Joe Biden when he was VP).  Joe used to, of course most people have heard this story, skinny dip in the pool in front of female secret security agents.  The author also talks about how nasty Hilarious Clinton was when she was first lady.

CARBON FOOTPRINTS IN THE DEBRIS OF WAR – by Hagen Das-Key – Wood eye lye too ewe?

            All the people on the Left are so concerned about everybody’s carbon footprints being too big (clown shoes belonging to J. R. Biden?), yet, nobody ever complains about the carbon footprints of war.  Why is that?  I was looking at the pictures of the fires in Uke-rang recently thinking that the smoke is air pollution, not to mention, but I am, all the rubble or debris of the blown up buildings (thinking of the landfills).  So the president of Russia is responsible for all of the debris all of the pollution of war in the country of Uke-rang!  Why is not John Skerry upset about it?  Why is not the Squad all up in Putin’s face about him not being green?  Why is it that Biden buys oil and uranium (that they probably got from us when Clinton was Secretary of Defense) from Russia and closes down the U.S.A. production of these items?  Something stinks in Washington Dot Com; I believe it is the skunky politicians on the Left (and some of them on the Right – Mitten Romney for example)!

            The lack of concern about war pollution goes to prove that the Left really does not care one bit about climate change, they do not care one bit about keeping Earth safe and clean (if they did there would be no chem trails).  What they care about is having power over you, telling you what you must do and when.

            Example:  During the past year electric smart meters have been installed on Colorado homes (for the mildly foolish and insane).  Most people in the Metro area got them, unless they chose to pay $13.00 extra per month to keep their old meters.  On hind thought this may have been the cheaper option!  The power company claims that the $13.00 fee is to help them pay for a person to go to your house to read the meter.  This is bologna, because, they have to send someone out to your house to read the gas meter and the price on that did not go up.  Beginning April 1^st (April Fools Day for sure) the public service company, Not-XCEL-lent Energy, will be charging their customers more money if they use electricity during the weekday hours of 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. – or 1500 hours to 1900 hours.  They will also charge more money, but not as much money as the PEAK hours, on weekdays from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. – or 1300 hours to 1500 hours.  (See the chart below.)  Don’t ask me the BELL hours, as I have no idea how that really works.  The company wants you to not run your air conditioner during those peak hours, at least, not at a lower temperature.  The hottest time of day during the summer is three to seven p.m., so they really do not care if you are hot during the peak hours, do they?!  If you cook dinner they want you to use a microwave or toaster oven instead of your range/oven!  Really (?), that is impossible to do, if you ask me.  Look, I already cut down the nights that I cook dinner to Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.  I’ve been doing that for close to two years now, and I am not about to cut down using my range/oven on those three days.  Yes, I can run my dishwasher at a good time, but if they think that I am going to do three loads of clothes being washed and dried on the weekends they can think again!   I do my clothes early on the weekday mornings, so they should be happy about it!

            They do not care if you pay an arm and a leg for power at all.  They get their raises every time they decide they need one.  The company has already told their customers that the prices are going up three times within the next two years.  The Left wants to close down all the coal plants and not have any nuclear plants, all they want are wind mills, which damage the environment and kill birds, and solar energy which only works when the sun is out (there is no way to collect the energy – why is that?)  These are the two types of power sources that California is depending on – and look at all their brown outs and black outs that state has.  Look at what happened to Texas when they had a freeze and their wind mills did not work (because people in charge of the wind mills skimped on the price and did not do what they were supposed to do).  You want the same to happen in your state?

            The thing is that there is an alternative power source that we could be using that is clean to use, no pollution at all, in fact, it could get rid of radiation pollution.  It is called cold fusion, that’s right, cold fusion.  In 1989 there was a war against cold fusion scientists and developers because the scientists of warm fusion did not want to lose their governmental funding.  They lied about the cold fusion science (fudged the numbers) and people believed their lies, just like they believe Dr. Faust’s lies about coronavirust.  Cold fusion is the answer to our world pollution problems, so why are John Skerry, AOC, Bernard Sandbag, and other Greeny-meanies mentioning this science today?

Chung Lee Confusion again

            Man who makes date with chicken winds up with egg on his face.  And that’s no yolk!

PHYSICAL FITNESS IS NOW WHITE EXTREMISM? – by Jack LaLain

            On March 22, 2022, an MTNBC reporter basically said that it is white extremism to work out and build up your mussels and clams!  The author of the article wrote, “Physical fitness has always been central to the far right [OPINION].  In Mein Kamft Hitler fixated on boxing and jujitsu.  The intersection of extremism and fitness leans into a shared obsession with the male body, turning masculinity, testosterone, strength and competition.”  (I’m sorry that this last sentence does not make sense, I wrote it down as I saw it; perhaps I missed getting part of the quote written down.)

            I have some educational news for the person from MTNBC – Adolf Hitler was not on the Right (as implied in the retarded article).  Hitler modeled his fascism after the Democrats (the Left) in the good old U. S. of A.!  Then after World War II was over the Democrats of the good old U. S. of A. loved what Hitler had done with his country and around the world, so they decided to use his method of psychological warfare and mislabel his type of socialism as coming from the Republican Right!  And people actually believed their lies (but certain types of people always seem to be willing to fall for propaganda).  There is no doubt that Hitler modeled his socialism (fascism) off of the Democrat’s favorite group – the KKK.

            The author also implied that Online Fitness Chat Rooms lure young men into fascism, solidarity, heroism, and brotherhood.  Is this MTNBC employee actually saying the ex-employee of ZNN, Chris Coma, is a white supremacist?  Are all professional sports players fascists?  I have happened to see President Obummer working out with weights too!  Is he now a Right-Winged enthusiast?  Do not fall for MTNBC’s propaganda and lies – they are just trying to make America WEAK, so that this country cannot stand and fight when the Chinese invade.

WHY DO THEY CALL THEM SMART PHONES? – by Noah Comprendo

            They call them Smart Phones because you HAVE to be smart in order to use them!  They also call them I phones, yet, I was under the impression (via Rich Little), that I phone is a brand name.  Maybe I am wrong on this?  You can let me know by texting #Iphonessuck.   (Do not really do it though, because there is no texting number for that hash tag.)  As far as the phones really being smart (?), well, my friend’s phone, when you shake it from right to left a light turns on and off.  I joked and said, “But the light only comes on when the phone senses that it is dark out, because it is a smart phone.” 

            My friend replied, “No, the light comes on when it is light out too.”  So you see, the phones are not as smart as they claim they are!

            Recently, I have been forced into switching over from my very nice flip phone to a Smart Phone because my phone carrier company said I had to.  They did not have any flip phones available (she said to me over my landline telephone – still the best option) so she sent me a “reconditioned” Smart Phone.  The phone was free and they paid for shipping, perhaps I should be grateful they did that much?  So far, I am not happy with it because it is way too big to carry around with me and too big to hold onto properly.  I thought the whole idea behind cell phones was to make them smaller not bigger, but hey, they keep making them bigger because of all the computer Internet junk it needs.  It does not matter that I do not want a computer by my side, that I just want a phone!  Who wants GOOGLE-DEE-GOOP to even be involved in your phone conversations or where you go shopping or go out to eat?  I know I do not want them spying on me!

            My new phone is 3” x 6.5” and about an eighth of an inch thick.  I think that if the phones were thicker they would be easier to hold on to.  The particular problem with the model they sent me is that there are buttons on both sides that easily get pushed by accident.

            But the worst part is that I would not be able to even understand how to use the phone if I did not know someone who was SMART enough to tooter me and help set up the phone to work.  The instructions that they sent with the phone are not great.  A kindergartner could write better instructions than what came with the phone.  Okay, maybe not a kindergartner, but I know I could write better instructions if I really understood the product and how it worked because I can actually write and draw pictures.

            It took about two hours to get my new phone up and running properly.  It takes about half an hour to actually get the old phone to switch over to the new phone.  The thing that really ticks me off is that my flip phone told me my days and minutes on my main screen; the new Smart Phone (?) does not give you this information at all!  You have to call up (or text?) a special number to get that information, so you waste your minutes.  The unfortunate event of them not telling you about your days and minutes is as follows:

            My friend did not know that his time ran out and I tried and tried to call him and text him, but it did not work.  I eventually reached him in another way, still it was most frustrating and I was worried about my friend.  He bought a card and was able to add the days and minutes to his phone, yet, he would have known he needed add more days if they would let you know by showing it on the phones (again – not so smart after all!).

            It also ticked me off that my new phone’s setup would not use my old message for voice mail.  So there goes my fun message I had to greet people with!

            Another thing that gets me is that they want you to set up a GOOGLE-DEE-GOOP account, and G-mail, however, I am not going to do that.  The reason why I will not do so?  I would never get G-mail, because, I know someone who once had G-mail and the company just decided to block his entry into his G-mail account, for no reason, and they would not help fix the problem or even work with him to get him back into his account.  This told me that GOOGLE-DEE-GOOP is a terrible company that cares nothing about their customers, so I do not ever want to have anything to do with them at all!  Why would they want you to set up an account with GOOGLE-DEE-GOOP?  Perhaps it is so that the pictures you take with the phone can be uploaded to the Internet, or the Cloud?  I have learned one thing over the years while having cell phones, especially the ones called burners, you do not want to have any valuable pictures on your phone because they are going to make you get rid of your burner phone when they upgrade to a higher “G” Network!  I guess you can keep your old phones, like I have, that way you do not lose your pictures.

            I did find a holder for my phone, it was the last one in the store, and it works, even though it is a little too snug of fit for my bigger phone.  But I can work with it.

            Problems I have had so far with the phone – the updates!  It is brand new why did it need updates right off the bat?   As far as going on line with it – I doubt I will do that very much.  My friend set up a spelling game for me to play but it drives me nuts because every time I win the game it goes into a stupid add for a different game (that I do not want to have).  With some of them you cannot even return to the game, the only way out is to close everything down (you go, Square Symbol)!  I tried using the game at a place where I was not connected to the Internet and it worked way better (there were no pop up adds).  So yeah, I will just use it as a phone, what it really is meant for, and most of the time I have it turned off.

ACTUAL FOOD CRITIC OF KFC’S RESTAURANT – by Steve Marriott

            Have you ever gone to a KFC, ordered their biggest bucket and tried to eat a breast but it was too tough to enjoy?  I have!  But on March 12, 2022, my family went to a drive through KFC/Taco Bell (in Arvadada, Coloradodo, on Hut-Sut Ralston Road), even though we were forced into the drive through (thanks to coronavirust or the fact that nobody wants to work anymore). 

            After getting the food home, I really enjoyed my Taco Bell items, in fact, they were way better than the Taco Bell we usually eat at (which use to have Pizza D. Hutt items).  But when I had some chicken breast I was surprised!  It was actually moist and not tough.  Now, who knows if when we go back there the same thing will happen?  But I am willing to try it.  The downer of the meal is that everything we bought cost $62.20 (for three people and no drinks) and they did not give us a receipt (which should be illegal to do).  What we got for our money was the 12 piece bucket meal, five Taco Bell items, and a chocolate bunt cake (sounds like Christmas).

            As far as the mashed potatoes go, they tasted the same (as did the gravy) from other KFCs.  Now, I think that the mashed potatoes, while edible, are sub-par because they are more like instant potatoes – not real mashed potatoes.  Everybody likes the gravy.  I did not try the biscuits we got, but in the past couple of years when I have eaten KFC biscuits they have a weird taste to them.  But not as weird of taste as the ambrosia I recently had and not as weird tasting as banana bread chocolate chip cookies!  Okay, I admit, that if you like banana bread (which I do not) you probably would like the cookies.

DR. FAUST MISSING IN ACTION – by Chow Mein

            Where in the world is Doctor Tony Faust?  Is he hanging out with Carmon in San Diego?  He seems to be missing in action.  It is either that or else nobody has invited him onto their shows, because, they are all covering the war in Uke-rang.  This is possible.  But he may rear his ugly head soon if the deltacrone becomes the new thing.  (I was right; Faust appeared on the March 19, 2022 episode of George Stepsonallofus Sunday morning show.  He was talking about deltacrone.)

JUSSIE SMELT GIVEN 150 STINKY DAYS IN THE POKEY – by Abe D. Fish (a G. Gutfelt family member)

            That’s right, the court finally made their decision about hoaxer Jussie Smelt, the actor who reported a fake hate crime to the Chicago police that supposedly took place at 2 a.m., during winter time, in order to get a Subway sandwich.  He was told, by his trainers, to eat such sandwiches.  Then his trainers (who were black men) met up with him, that cold winter morning, and pretended to beat him up, put a spaghetti noose around his neck, and then pretended to be supporters of President Trump by wearing red baseball caps.  Their written line, written by Jussie D. Smelt himself, was something like, “This is MAGA country!”

            The judge gave Jussy one hundred fifty days in prison, and thirty months of probation.  He was fined $120,000 restitution and also has a $25,000 fine to pay.  His words, as he left the court room with his raised black power fist in the air, were, “I am not suicidal!  I am not suicidal and I am innocent!  I could’ve said I was guilty a long time ago!”  So why didn’t he admit to being guilty a long time ago?  It would have saved a lot of time and money, because he was and continues to be guilty!

            Yet, after his incarceration began news came that he was being watched for signs of insanity, to make sure that he was not a danger to himself.  His brother protested this.  I protest too, as the man is not insane, he is just a Marxist.  But then, maybe all Marxists are insane?

THIS JUST IN….It turns out that on Saint Patrick’s Day a leprechaun put a spell on a Chicago judge, as this judge ordered that Jussie Smelt was to be released pending his appeal (sorry, I do not think he is that sexually appealing).  He was released with a personal recognition bond for bail.  The bond cost $150,000.  So, was the judge actually interested in justice or was he more interested in getting some money for the city?  Who was this bewitched judge?  And why does he have more clout than the original judge that sentenced Smelt to prison?  Maybe this judge was drinking the green Cool-Aid in the city’s river which is probably full of smelt?  Tangy!

            So far, if he really was being held for observation of signs of insanity, was he ever even in jail at all?  Did he even spend the 5-6 days (depending upon the reporter) at the Cook County prison?  Smelt claims that he only drank water during his incarceration.  But are we to take him at his word when it he is a proven hoaxer?

HUNG FOOL RETURNS – by Yump Ping Grasshopper

            The CW has recently been airing its dirty laundry, I mean, airing the second season of Hung Fool.  This series is way different from the original concept of the 1970’s series.  The main character is an American born Chinese girl.  When she was visiting China she had it with her over controlling mother.  So, she decided to run away by hiding in the back of a pickup truck.  She wound up at a woman’s Temple. 

            The girl spent only a few years there, yet, she became this efficient Hung Fool fighter!  It took Why Chang Crain most of his childhood life to learn the ways of the Eastern religion and the Hung Fool martial arts.  So I guess she was a very quick study (a place where a lot of books are usually kept).  But this woman is special, as she has the bloodline of a warrior clan.

            After learning her stuff, a woman killed her Master-mistress (it turns out that the woman and the Master-mistress happened to be sisters).  This strange woman also stole a very special sword, and set fire to the temple.  This was all in the first season.  The second season has this woman in prison and breaking out of prison after assassins try to kill her in prison. 

            Our Hung Fool heroine is living in stinky-dirty San Francisco.  Her parents own a Chinese restaurant.  Her sister got married in the first season.  Their brother is a doctor who uses Ben-Gay, I mean he is gay.  In the first season his love interest was a BLM protester, this season he may be hot for the new cook at his parent’s restaurant. 

            Our heroine (not the drug) has an x-boyfriend who is a top cop; he is willing to help her out.  Her present boyfriend helps her out with her escapades on ice.  Her unknown lost cousin, who broke into her house, does not want to get caught, so a fight breaks out in a rash between the two cousins.  They are not like the cousins on The Patty Duke Show; if anything, they both are more alike in actions instead of looks.   (Speaking of this, Jussie Smelt has a twin brother and they use to play tricks on people.  So playing hoaxes is an old habit with the actor!  Maybe this is why he believes he is innocent – because he has always played hoaxes on people and gotten away with it?)

            Martin Gero is the only reason why I even watch the show, as he was associated with the Starplate Special K and the Starplate Atlantic Cod series.  To be honest, I like David Caroteen’s series way better.  Probably because the old series was not a soap opera like the new series is.

HAUNTED HUNTED BIDEN – by Emma Skew Lenity

            This first paragraph is about the man that Haunted Hunted Biden gave his laptop to for repair.  It is a fact that the computer store business man was run out of his state by people who were out to ruin him, because, he did the right thing and handed Hunted’s laptop over to the FBI!  But the FBI did nothing with it, really, as Chris Wray-Cra-Cra is on the side of the Left, he never did support President Trump.  But after the computer store man reached out to the G. man, Rudy, the FBI had to do something, even though it seems like nothing has transpired.  Can you spell – THE FIX IS IN?

            An actual tax audit probe on Hunted Biden began during the Obama-Biden administration.  (Think about the timing of that for a few minutes.)  The New York Slimes edition for March 16, 2022 reports:  “Those emails [from the laptop] were obtained by The New York Slimes [before the 2020 election; they conveniently leave out this fact] from a cache of files that appears to have come from a laptop abandoned by Mr. [Hunted] Biden in a Delatuperware repair shop.  The emails and others in the cache were authenticated by people familiar with them and with the investigation.”

            Why is The New York Slimes finally coming clean about this?  Perhaps it is because the 2022 midterm election is not far off?  But a more likely reason is that Hunter’s girlfriend has been saying that Hunted is about to be in serious trouble with the law.  If this is really going to happen, then the Slimes may want to get ahead of what is about to go down? 

            Joe Biden really is the “Big Guy” and he lied during the Chris Wallet debate in September 2020.

            Joe was, and continues to be (like Kermit D. Frog), knee deep in Hunted’s business deals.  He took business meetings with the communist Chinese, the Uke-rangs, etc.  Remember Biden’s quid-pro-quo with the Uke-rang government while he was Vice President?  Biden’s brothers are also involved in the family business of payola, money laundering, etc. 

            When press members inquired about The New York Slimes’ article, Jen Psaki basically said, “Hunted does not work in the government.”  He may not be on the government’s payroll; however, he is a family lobbyist.  Intelligence agencies, democrats, big tech companies, and the mainstream media are all involved in the cover up about the laptop then (before the 2020 election) and now, as many of them are still not looking into the laptop story.  And remember, the investigation began during the Obama-Biden administration!

THIS JUST IN:  Hunted Biden received a one million dollar loan to pay his taxes with.  Who loaned him the money (China, Russian, Uke-rang?) and what were the conditions of this loan (payola, bribery, blackmail, whitemail)?

MEMORIAL SERVICE – by Regis Mortes

            Ode to my aunt, who recently ascended to heaven!  The service was held up at the little old school house in Elizabeth, Coloradodo.  After the thieves left with everybody’s money, the service began. 

            The orator, a protestant preacher (or minister) said some pretty weird things.  He implied that Jesus took my aunt up into heaven to be with him and God, and that when Jesus comes (the Second Coming) back to Earth, he will bring my aunt with him and then they will have brand new material bodies.  Why would they ever want to leave the spiritual realm and return to a material dream where it is believed that God lives inside a material body and that material body has control over Spirit?  It just does not make any logical sense at all.  Oh, and this return into matter, the man said, was a resurrection.  Yet, the resurrection of Jesus took place before his ascension into heaven!  Did he think of that one?  He also quoted the author of the Lying Witch, of the Ward to Batman, Robbin books.  Something like, man’s soul is not in the [material] body (which is true) but that the [material] body is in the soul.  I think he believes that man has his own soul.  The actual right way of saying it is that God is the only Soul there is and man is God’s [spiritual not material] body, and this [spiritual] body reflects Soul.  Man does not have a soul at all, but man does reflect Soul.

            The Second Coming already took place during the 19^th Century, as predicted by Bible prophecy.  It just did not happen the way religious leaders believed it should happen so they missed seeing it take place!  Is it God’s fault that they all missed seeing the Second Coming of Christ taking place?  Remember, the Jews refused to accept and see the First Coming of Christ as Jesus. 

STAR TREK DISCOVERY HIRES ABRAMS? – by Devin N. Starr

            When I heard and saw that Stacy Abrams was given the role of the president of the United Earth (sounds like one world order stuff to me) I almost threw up.  I guess she is a fan of the series, and that she wanted to be in it.  Did she beg to get the part of a politician or did the producers just decide to hand it over to her just as the Democrats and mainstream media handed over president of the United States to Joe in 2020?

            The hundred dime store novelist of sex books, Stacy Abrams, not only filled the role of the president, she over flowed it.  I guess it makes her happy that because she was unable to win a gubernatorial race in Georgiapeaches that she was at least given the role of the fake president in the way far off future.

            Stacy may go into space someday, if Jeff Bozos invites her, but for now, she can take comfort that she can go into the big giant space found between her two front teeth.  Was that too mean?  Probably.

AMERICAN MADE – by Gigolo Joe

            In March, hop, two, three, four, I happened to see a movie based on true events.  The movie stared Tom Cruising and it was called American Made.  Tom played a southern family man who was an airline pilot (I do not remember the character’s name, so I will just refer to him as Tom).  Tom was smuggling small time drugs from one country into America.  The CIA man, who approached Tom, offered Tom a job.  Tom could work for him (I will call him Dick, because he was one) flying down to Central America to take aerial pictures of military areas and to get secret information from a military man.  Tom enjoyed doing this very much, but on one trip while he was trying to gas up the plane, he was approached by cartel men.  They took him to their leader’s mansion and he was offered a deal to smuggle their cocaine into the USA.  He would get paid loads of money.  Tom agreed to do it; however, on one trip he got caught and put in jail.  CIA Dick sprung Tom, but changed the deal on him, he allowed to let him to bring drugs into the country, but he would now have to take guns to Central America so that the cartels could fight their civil war (which, according to the cartel men the civil war was a hoax but the US government believed the war to be real).

            The basis of the movie is that our government backed gun running and drug smuggling.  The problem for Tom, and his family and employees, is that they made too much money from the drugs, so much that he could not laundry all the money.  He buried a lot of it on the property that Dick gave Tom (a very large parcel of land).  His airplane company grew to have 4-5 pilots, each having their own planes.  They began to smuggle cartel men into the U.S.A. (on Tom’s land) so that they could be secretly trained to fight in the fake civil war.  Some of these people, however, easily escaped and resided in the U.S.A. as non-citizens. 

            Trouble began when Tom’s hick brother-in-law stole unlaundered money, was careless, got caught by the small town’s local sheriff having the money, and was put in jail.  Tom got his brother-in-law out of jail and gave him money to live on.  Tom told him to leave the country forever; he could not return.  The brother-in-law saw this as punishment, but Tom was actually trying to keep his brother-in-law alive, as he knew the cartel wanted him to die.  The brother got into his green Gremlin and drove away.  Then a bomb went off. 

            Finally Tom got in real trouble – he was arrested by the state police, the DNA, INA, FBI, FDTA, HMO and whoever else could get in on the bust.  This arrest took place during the time that Wilhelm Clinton was governor of Arkansass and Ronny Raygun was president of the USA.

            Cocky Tom told the woman in charge that he would not go to jail.  He was right, as she got a call from Clinton demanding his release, yet once outside the building, men met up with Tom.  They made him get into their car and then they escorted him to the airport.  The plane was flown to Washington Dot Com, and then they drove him to the White House. 

            So, this is when my favorite part of the show took place.  Tom is sitting there waiting on a bench.  Another pilot is sitting on another bench next to Tom.  He strikes up a conversation with Tom; he is there for an unknown reason.  The pilot happens to be Conner Trinner from Star Trek Enterprise.  He is talking to Tom when someone calls out a name, “Trinner!”  He gets up and leaves.  So, yeah, I thought that was funny that they used his real name in the scene. 

            Oliver Northern Tissue offers Tom a job he cannot refuse – smuggle guns to the cartel, but, he is to take pictures of them (secretly) so that the U.S. knows who they are and have proof that they are making drugs.  The pictures, he was told, would be top secret and never see the light of day (but Olly did not mention the good, the bad, and the ugly; that the photos would be seen during the dark of night).  So Tom was stupid, he allowed himself to be in some of the pictures.  The government double crossed him, no surprise here, and plastered pictures of him with the cartel heads on national TV.  From that moment on he knew he was one of the walking dead.  He videotaped his government sanctioned escapades on VHS and kept everything in his car trunk.  He had, as part of his sentencing, to check into a certain place every day, and that is where he was shot.  He had not even gotten out of his car before they blew his brains out.

            Nancy Raygun was waging her war on drugs during that time yet her government was allowing drugs to poor into our country.  To say that the president knew nothing about what was going on, well, I highly doubt that he did not know anything about it.  He also just turned his head when chemical warfare was used during the Gulf War.  I am not a Democrat or a Republican, I believe that both parties have done good and evil, but mostly today, the Democrats just want to do evil (at least, that is how it seems to be).

WILL JUDGE BUTCANDO JACKSON BE CONFIRMED AS A SUPREME? – by Diane Na Ross

            In the third week of March the Senate was asking Bidden’s pick for a Supreme, Judge Butcando Jackson, questions as to whether or not she is worthy of being one of the Supreme backup singers.  Although the group retired decades ago Jackson wants to be one of the girls.  …What’s that you say?  I’m wrong; it’s not for the singing group but the Supreme Court?  Oh, I do apologize!  That makes more sense anyway.

            One of the “woman” Republican Senators asked Jackson to define what a woman was.  Jackson said she could not do it because she is not a biologist!  Really, lady, and you want to be one of the Supremes?  I think not!  It is not that she could not do it, it is more like she would not do it; because, she was afraid she might offend the WOKE Society.  She also would not give any type of answer to Senator Ted Cruising-down-the-river when he asked her why she gave such light sentences (like “See Spot run.  Run, Spot, run”) to pedophile rapists.  (Actually, she gave the pedophiles more time in jail than K. Harris ever did.)  Believe me, this woman is not what we need on the highest court in the land!  I hope she does not get appointed, but people like Mitten Romney, will probably vote for her.  For sure, all the Senate Dummycrats will vote for her.

            Let me explain to you what a real woman is – she is the woman that God-crowned with twelve stars (the twelve nations of what Is-real), she has dominion over the moon (material forces and laws) and she is clothed with the sun (she is embraced by divine Mind, Spirit and Soul).  The real woman gives birth, not to material man, but to the spiritual ideal – the Christ ideal.  She is the woman that steps upon the head of the red serpent-dragon of ecclesiastical despotism (she unmasks animal magnetism).

CHRIS AND DON, OF ZNN, NO LONGER BROS – by Crocodile Tears Dundee

            It used to be that every week night Don DeSour Lemon would hand over his air time to his “bro” Chris Coma, who’s real bro is Tony (or Anthony) Coma, ex-governor of New Yorkso.  But since Chris Coma decided to sue everybody at ZNN the bromance is over.  Gone are the days where they would say to each other, “I love you, Bro!”

THIS GIGALO GANDER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY — ZNN, THE MOST BUSTED NAME IN NEWS!!!

GIGALO GANDER – March 2022

WORD OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith

            The word of the month is “snollygoster”.  It simply means “dishonest politician”.  Gee, Washington Dot Com is full of snollygosters!  Some examples of a snollygoster are:  H.R.Clinton, Joe Biden, Jen Psauki (seen above), Adam Schifty, Eric Swelledhead, Burney Sandbag, Jerry Needler, A.O.C. and her cheerleading squad, Bitch Chaney, Mitchum Deodorant McConnel, Andrew Coma, and the list just goes on and on and on.  The Snollygoster Club is a big club!

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of March and in the first half (well up to the 23^rd or so) of April, then you are an Aries, and you are a bull headed ram.  In Egyptian mythology Amoneggs was united with the Sun God.  Amoneggs’ primitive function was to cook up some mighty fine breakfast meals.  He also was a god of life, because he fixed good breakfasts, and the eggs were fertile for great reproduction.

            Aries is a fire sign, because Amoneggs needs fire to cook those mighty fine breakfasts!  He is the original cause or thunderbolt that emerged from the primordial soup.  It was not produced by Campbell’s Soup Company, but it was supposed to be mighty potent stuff.  Whether it was MMMM-Good is another story.

            And now, for something completely different…a man with ten goats up in a tree …and now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

            Being that Aries is a fire sign, and one with the Sun God — be happy.  “The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip, hooray, the sun has got his hat on and he’s coming out to play!”  And maybe you won’t need to worry about putting on any sun screen?

            And now, for your serious fortune:  You are perfect for that new job, so go on and apply for that position of short order cook at the Pancake House.  You will get it.

DOES THIS SEEM ODD TO YOU? – Ma Bell

Joe Biden actually said the following:  “They don’t allow me to have a phone anymore.”

            So who is “they” and why will “they” not allow the man to have a phone?  Who are they afraid that he will call?

SCREAM THERAPY WAS MY IDEA!!! – Amanda Jean Turncoat

            Recently I saw a bunch of mothers getting together as a support group to scream about their horrible, stressful days.  What with them having to deal with their kids being forced to wear masks, critical race theory, the bad economy, etc., they met to let off steam.  Did they talk to each other in the clip?  No, they just screamed!  And I said to myself, “Hey, myself, I came up with Scream Therapy back in the early 1980s.”  And I have proof of it in my very first Library Scatterbrain issue (seen on this same website).  Also, I truly apologize for the drawing below.  The man’s outstretched leg is really not right!  Phil Ink Lazy just got it wrong, what else can I say?

            I know that I have something to add to this Scream Therapy bit, but I was unable to find it.  I will do some investigating into my old copies and see if I can locate what it is I wish to present to you.  If I find it you will know by what is directly below, if not then you can move on to making, I mean, reading WHOOPI……..  I found it!  But, I Ass. Idioted it for you, as that is my job.

CIA SPRING MEETING PROVES SUCCESSFUL – by Pat Eskimo

            If you’ve been CIAing in the Malaria Library this past month, you probably have noticed a more relaxed atmosphere.  This is probably because of the meeting in Pueblo on Friday, April 42.  The theme was:  The Librarian Copying with Stress.  Dr. Howler presiding, PHD, BA, BS, and BO, told us, “When things get tough just yell at the top of your lungs.”  Finally, he said, “React; do not act, let your emotions out!”

            Dr. Loud Mouth was also there to speak on “Personal Stress Factors”.  He recommended that we learn how to say “no,” to keep that funny bone tickling, cut out all sex, and take three hour lunch breaks (like Greg Martinsheen and Jim Storyteller do).

            Getting to and from the meeting was somewhat stressful as our van lost its rear wheel.  We all just sang, “You picked a fine time to leave us loose wheel!”  Then we all screamed as we headed for the ditch.  Like I said earlier, there’s a lot more of a relaxed atmosphere at the library, but everyone’s been getting kicked out for being so noisy!!!

Idioter’s Note:    In searching for material for this issue, in past Library Scatterbrain issues posted on Gihon Goose, I found that Library Scatterbrain – E did not come up.  So if you have this problem where it says, “Oops…” just type in Library Scatterbrain – E in the search slot, hit the ENTER button, and it will come up for you.  I do not know why this is happening, nor do I know how to fix it.  If anybody has any ideas about it please let me know what to do.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS REALLY KAREN – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            On The View actress and co-host Whoopi Goldberg (who is not Jewish at all) claimed that what happened during the Holocaust was not a matter of racism but it happened because men are just mean to men.  Evidently, she has never listened to the words of the song “Der Furor’s Face”, about Adolf Hitler – “Are ve not zee super race?  Yah, ve est zee super race!  Super-duper super race!  Is zis not zee land o’ good?  Yah, das ist zee land o’ good, ve vould leave it if ve could!  Ve bring dah vorld to order, High-le Hitler’s vorld to order. Ve vill own zee vorld and space as ve ist zee MASTER RACE, vhile ve bring to zee vorld disorder!”  Whoopie claimed that because the Jews are white and the Germans are white that what took place during that time period had nothing to do with racism.

            Later that same night she appeared to double down on her words while on the Late Night Show, with Stupid Coal Burt.  The following day she apologized, but ABC gave her two weeks suspension for her incorrect words.  Maybe she should actually do her homework before she speaks up on a topic that she evidently knows very little about?

            Whoopi’s real name is Karen Johnson, so while she is not Jewish (as in Goldberg) she definitely is a wind bag (as in Whoopi) and she is a KAREN.  Perhaps she be CARE-IN’ too much about things that are not true?  But I still like her, because she is a good comedian, and I really liked her in Ghost.

Chung Lee Confusion

            Ass. prince-is-not-your-pal, Janet Davidaughter, runs a public school in Virgin-oil.  She is making it a rule that if the children come to school without a mask that they will be charged with trespassing (which means three passes in the hallway are not allowed, especially without wearing masks).  Trespassing is a class one felony in Virgin-oil.  You either are sent to jail for twelve months without passing GO, or you have to pay a $2,500 fine. 

            The Feds emptied out the prisons because of coronavirust and now we have to fill the prisons with children because of coronavirust?  A true Chung Lee Confusion if I’ve ever heard one.

            Governor Youngkindergarten passed a bill (he did not pass gas as some people heard) in February making it illegal to force children to wear masks in school.  The only problem with it was it did not begin until March 1, 2022.  Why the delay?  I would have made it begin on the day that the signing took place, just as the shutdown of the Keystone Pipeline and the stoppage of building the wall on the southern border began on January 20, 2021, after Biden signed snollygoster executive orders.  Why should the Republicans be nicer than the Democrats?

FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“Really great people, like Mary Baker Eddy, make you realize that you, too, are great.” – Mark (waiting on the) Twain

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean (who lived by his own words and had a very short life)

“Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one’s levels of aspiration and expectation.” – Jack Nicklaus (who was at a graduation ceremony in Georgia on December 17, 2021)

“If you’re going to be a smart ass you first of all have to be smart, otherwise, you’re just an ass!” – Senator John Kennedy

YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE HAARP!!! – by Stormy Rotten Weather

WARNING:  The following article is not very funny – it is more on the serious side. 

            On February 13, 2022, I was listening to a rebroadcast of one of Art Bell’s radio programs – Coast to Coast – called Somewhere In Time (not to be confused with Christopher Reeve’s movie Somewhere In Time).  This particular program was originally aired on February 19, 2001.  The first topic of order was a strange radio signal being broadcast on the 3.39 frequency band.  If you were to hear it, it would remind you of when a computer answers your phone call so that you can be connected to AOL (as heard in the original War Games movie – hum!).  Gee, that’s a flash back in time for me!  There is a tone and then what sounds like digital information (as it was explained on the radio program).

            What gets me, is that after hearing about how HAARP actually works, I say that WE THE PEOPLE have been hoodwinked, once more, by our own government.  On what topic have we been fooled?  They have been blaming us for global warming, or climate change!  They are telling us that climate change is our entire fault; that we have to watch our carbonite footprints!  When in reality it is their fault because they used HAARP in order to control our weather!  Okay, to be fair, they may not be the ones who are really guilty for our bad weather, because other countries (some who are our enemies) have the same technology!  That’s right, Russia and China know all about this stuff and they know how to use it.  Even the Norwegian people and the country of Uke-rang have the technology.  Yet, those we call our friends in NATO are not given the technology.  This sounds strange to me.  Perhaps the question needs to be answered as to why NATO is being left out in the cold draft?

            What does the technology of HAARP actually do?  It heats the ionosphere up.  Notice I said, “it heats” so if anything it may be heating things up too much and resulting in the melting of our polar ice caps.  If this is really happening then it must be HAARP and other countries using the same technology causing climate change (or global warming)!  Yet the governments cannot take the heat (the blame), so they blame their citizens for their terrible behavior and then dictate that the average Joe (not Biden) that they change their carbonated drink beverage size, along with tons of other strange demands (like eating only one hamburger per day)!  Is that right to do?  NO!!!

            They also mentioned, on the show, that the program messes with human brains.  You’ve all seen former First Lady Nancy Raygun’s add about drugs, “this is your brain on drugs” well, that may actually be what the HAARP frequency is doing to you – frying your brain.  We hope not, but who really knows?  It sure may explain the insanity going on today – what with all the violence on our streets and on airplane flights.  Remember, the airplanes are way closer to the ionosphere!  People just think it is the masks making people more rowdy and rambunctious (I can’t believe I spelled rambunctious correctly)!

            This technology actually punches a hole (30 miles wide) in the ionosphere!  Ouch, that can’t be good!  It projects 500 foot wide beams.  This alters the flow of weather jet streams.  In 2001 HAARP had 48 antennas to broadcast the signal, which is 300 megawatts.  What we really are dealing with here are microwaves.  That’s right – like the ones in your oven.  Of course, this does not even bring up how much the whole thing cost – $85 billion when finished.  What it really is, is some sort of space ray based on an electro-magnetic wave system.  It was created, of course, for military purposes – to protect our country from nuclear missiles.  And at the time of the broadcast (2001) the military were actually using it in their war games!  They also found a good purpose for it, if used correctly, to do away with tornadoes.

            Back in 2001 we really did not understand the effects of this technology very well to where we should experiment with it on the weather.  However, we have had twenty years to learn!

            So how do these microwave beams effect tornadoes (and do they also effect hurricanes)?  A tornado is formed by hot drafts going upward while cold drafts are going downward.  To put an end to the tornado being created they would aim the beam at the cold draft.  However, if they turned it onto the warm updraft – look out – the storm becomes intensified!  Would this explain the tornadoes that hit our southern states recently; the storm where Kentucky received so much damage?  Oh, and get this, who else is involved with HAARP?  Why it is NASA and FEEMA.  (Did you know that NASA originally was called NACA?)

            During the time of the broadcast radio program a strange signal was being heard during daytime hours.  It was natural to hear it during night but not during day.  Was it HAARP?  Or was it Russia?  I cannot give you an answer about that.  Bell and his guest thought it might have to do with the war games being played during that time (war games with Russia, etc.).  A testing sequence that was supposed to take place that year was scheduled for February 27-28, 2001.

            Not only can the microwaves work on tornadoes but they can also have an effect on earthquakes and volcanic eruptions (and I bet, even though they did not say it, on hurricanes).

            Alaska is the appropriate place for HAARP (but I have no doubt that there are other locations of HAARP).  In Alaska (I believe it is at Fairbanks) they can achieve the use of vast amounts of energy easier, in order to manipulate the ionosphere.  It is also in a good location to help our national defense system using its pulse energy. 

            Today we not only hear that HAARP may still be the cause of bad weather, but that chemical trails left by airplane exhaust streams may also be contributing to bad weather (or perhaps something worse than bad weather).  Is our government willing to treat our planet like this?  After seeing what the Democrats have done over the past ten years I say that they are, but, perhaps other countries like China and Russia are more than happy to aim their weaponry toward our country and hit our country with really bad weather.  It is easier than actually sending nuclear missiles at us, and it keeps the radiation poisoning down to a bare nothing.  Why not destroy your enemies with bad weather instead of blowing them off the map?  But have they really thought it out?  If their little microwave ovens are really heating up the polar caps then watch out!

            Most people who read this will probably just think I have come up with, or am going along with, some conspiracy theory.  While it is true I have no proof to back up what I have told you, it is plausible that HAARP, and other country’s systems like it, may be the real cause of climate change in our world.  If so, should we really go along with A.O.C. and her Green New Steal?

VERY IMPORTANT BOOKS TO GET – by Wordy Smith

            Do you trust eating off your China dishes?  Do you think Billy Katt’s “China” is a good song?  Do you think communist China released coronavirust upon the world on porpoise?  If you said yes to all of the above questions then you may be interested in reading Red Handed, by Peter Schweizer, even though he probably will not discuss dishes, a song from the 80’s, or marine life.

            Another book, written by John Abramson, MD, MSc, BO, and BA, which is worth reading, is sickening:  How Big Pharma Broke American Health Care and How to Repair It.  It talks about how pharma companies manipulate doctors and they do not even know that they are being manipulated.  (Maybe they are unaware of being manipulated because they are on pharma drugs?)  He says that it is not science but capital (as in money) that is directing medicine today.  What’s new?

            And another important book to read is by Lee Smith, called The Plot Against the President.  The president being Donald Trumpet (not that Hiden N. D. Basement ever has been you know what). 

HILARIOUSLY ROTTEN CLINTON LIES AGAIN – by Das Hagen-Key

            John Durham (not John Durhog) has brought forth the truth again, that Hilariously Rotten Clinton actually spied on Donald J. Trumpet before the election, during the election, and after he was in the White House!  Yet she denies her guilt in her Tweet without even mentioning Durham.  Really, woman, do you really think that we are that stupid?  She really does, so who really is the stupid one?  She is.  Actually, I sort of feel sorry for her because she is so stupid.  And for sure she is the queen of the Snollygoster Club.

            Yet, she is smart when it comes to money matters.  What do I mean?  Well, she heard that BLM (that’s short for Black-money Laundering Marxists) has sixty million dollars missing (unaccounted for legally, I am sure that BLM really knows where the money is at) so she is joining up with BLM!  The rest of us only wish that we had the smarts to pull that one off.  It is no wonder that her charity is not all that important to her anymore; like Billy Joel and Rotney Dangerfield, she has set her sights on Easy Money – $60,000,000 worth of money.  My question is, “Is BLM really going to let her get by with it?”

            Mark Elias-Lies, Hilary’s top election lawyer, pushed the Russia Hoax all the way up the Washington D.C. Hill.  He was involved with the Steel Dossier, and claimed that Russians hacked the DNC server but would not let the FBI see the computer.  He has worked to undermine elections by pushing for election laws to be loosened right before the 2020 elections (should we really believe that Trumpet lost the election as the snollygosters demand we should?).  Elias-Lies is deeply tied into George Soarass’s money, making millions off of Democratic gerrymandering, trying to redraw districts with his mighty blue crayon.  He knows how to squirm, lie, and get what he wants by any means necessary.

            Below is a diagram of Queen Snollygoster Clinton’s dirty shenanigans in regard to her spying campaign on President Trumpet (before and after).

            Of course, not only were the Feds fed the false information but so was the media.  On September 19, 2016 Michael Sassyman, another Clinton lawyer, met and fed the Feds fake information, specifically James D. Baker.  He told general councilman Baker that he had a tip but no client, which was a lie, Hilariously Rotten Clinton was his client.  On February 9, 2017 he provided an updated set of allegations (while still on Clinton’s payroll) to a second government agency and again says he has “no client”.  His downfall, however, will be the paper trail dragging from his shoe after his trip in the John, I mean, his billing records to Clinton’s agency saying he is working on the Russian bank issue.

            Rodknee Jeffrey, of Georgia Peach Tech, was a partisan in the Russian collusion event.  He tasked the researchers to mine the Internet data to establish ‘an inference’ and ‘narrative’ tying then candidate Trumpet to Russia.  Their data came from Trumpet Tower, Donald Trumpet’s Central Park West-East apartment building and the Executive office of the President of the United States of America (which was Donald Trumpet).  For sure HRC spied on Donald Trumpet!

            Yet Jeff Bozo’s newspaper The Washington PU claims that Durham’s claim (of Trumpet being spied on) has been debunked, yet his paper does not explain how it has been debunked or show any proof of it having been debunked!  But, Durham’s claim has been verified and is 100% true.

            What was done by Hilariously Rotten Clinton before, during and after the 2016 election?  She tried to paint a picture, with her blue crayon, that Trumpet committed treason against the U.S.A.  But, she is the one who committed treason.  She should be punished for her many crimes that she has committed over the decades.  She used all of the fake information to tell people that they could not vote for her opponent, DJT.  Yet, she lost, even though she never would really admit it (especially to herself).  She even called Trumpet an illegitimate president, which is okay by the snollygosters – yet it is treason for President Trumpet to say that Biden did not win the 2020 election!  Hip, hip, hypocrisy!

            During the October 2016 debate she out and out lied to America when she said to her opponent, “You encourage espionage.”  Yet, all the while she was guilty of doing it herself (an old trick used by communistic rabbits).  Her comment during the debate was speaking of the Russians hacking the DNC computers, which NEVER happened.  The DNC e-mails were stolen from “within” the building (where the computers were located).  It may have been committed by a Burnie Sandbag supporter.  And that man, who probably did the actual hacking and then leaked the information to Weak-E Leaks, mysteriously wound up dead.  Did the Clinton’s murder the man?  A true investigation into his death never was performed by the police, why not?  (Ask LOX New show host Sean Hammity about this man’s death, he knows more about it than we do.)

            Jake Sullivan, Biden’s National Security Advisor, was also involved in all of this.  Is he now trying to bring our country to war against Russia by having our military defend a non-democratic nation called Uke-rang?

            A Tweet by H. R. C. on October 31, 2016 read:  “Computer scientists have apparently uncovered [which really means that more lies were manufactured by her people] a covert server linking the Trump Organization to a Russian-based bank.”

            Charlie D. Savage, of The New York Slimes, down played Durham’s narrative on Hilariously’s spying on Donald Trumpet.  His article implied what Durham has reported “requires asking readers to expend significant mental energy and time”.  So the reader, basically, should just ignore what Durham has actually said (or written).  He actually has the nerve to insult U.S.A. citizens!  But even more, he is telling other news organizations to just ignore the story and not write about it, after all, they do not want to wear out their subscriber’s “mental energy” or waste their time trying to explain such a difficult matter!  What Savage really means is for us to, “just move along, nothing to see here.”  Maybe there should be an offshoot word to snollygoster for reporters?  Maybe it could be snollygoster-poster?  The Snollygoster-poster Club would have hundreds of members.

            And when H. R. C. finally did respond to all of this, as mentioned earlier in her not-so-sweet Tweet of 2/16/2022 – she said, “Trumpet and LOX are desperately spinning up a fake scandal to distract from his real ones.  So it’s a day that ends in Y [Whatever this means.  Did she mean “why”?  If so, why not just write “why” instead of “Y”?  Is she trying to be clever?]. 

            She continues, “The more his misdeeds are exposed, the more they lie.

            “For those interested in reality, here’s a good debunking [here’s the same word that the Washingon PU used in their snollygoster-poster article] of their latest nonsense.”

            Truer words could not be said about Hilariously Rotten Clinton.  Shall we?  “Hilariously and ZNN are desperately spinning up a fake scandal to distract from her real ones [exposed by John Durham].  So it’s a day that ends in Y.

            “The more her misdeeds are exposed, the more they [she and ZNN] lie.

            “For those interested in reality, here’s a good debunking of their latest nonsense.”

            She is a true believer of the Marxist propaganda rule #1 – “If you repeat a lie often enough people will begin to believe it.”  So, the queen of the Snollygoster Club, on February 17, 2022, was speaking to a group of people, barking away as she loves to do.  She repeated her fake theme about Trumpet and LOX News being liars claiming that she spied on President Trumpet.  Yet, you notice, once more, she did not bring up Durham’s name?  She’s like the dog we use to have.  We would ask him, “Sammy, did you do a no-no?”

            “Gggguuurrrr!!!!”  He responded, it was a flat out denial, yet a clear show of guilt.

REMEMBER THE SECRET OF NYHM?  COULD THAT MOVIE REALLY HAVE BEEN ABOUT THE NIH AND DR. FAUST?

DOES PETA APPROVE? – by Betty Davis Eyes

            Boy, it is a wonder that PETA does not go after the NIH and Dr. Faust night and day, after all the deranged animal experiments his group is performing!  And I am not speaking about any circus acts.

            Let us first begin with the fact that there was a vehicle filled with monkeys, not the singing group either, that were flown into New York’s On Guardia Airport, and then put on a vehicle for transfer.  On its way to its destination the vehicle crashed and the infected monkeys got loose somewhere near Joe Biden’s home town of Scranton, Pennsylvania.  They shot, with bullets not drugs, most of the infected monkeys but without any explanation.  Davy Jones was very upset after hearing about the animal’s deaths.

            So, millions, if not billions, of tax payer money is spent on weird animal type of animal experiments all the time.  Remember the treadmill fish experiment?  Shall we begin? 

            Over 2.3 million dollars was used to inject beagles with cocaine.  Okay, they were not actually injected; they have coats put on their bodies and the drug is absorbed from the coat into their blood systems.  The dogs were puppies, and now these young pups have monkeys on their backs.  It is a known fact that if dogs ingest marihuana (via edibles) that they get very sick and they get the shakes, as the drug is poisonous to them (their brains are wired differently than human brains are).  This being so, is it not torture to the animals to get them addicted to cocaine?  What good does their study even do when their brains are wired differently than human brains are?

            About $1,000,000 was sent to South America to train mice how to binge drink booze in the dark.  Why South America and why it had to be in the dark nobody really knows. 

            Faust gave over 200 grand to Scripts Research to create transgendered monkeys.  They injected them with female Harmonie Grangers to study HIV rates in transgendered women.  The only real problem with this is that the male monkeys now insist on being part of the female sports teams and insist that they can go into the girl’s locker rooms.

            A college in Portland, Organ, was paid almost ½ million dollars to teach pigeons how to play slot machines.  I guess the plan was to study gambling addiction.  The pigeons are lucky, as they were not forced to drink booze or take drugs.  But many of the birds did complain about sore beaks after pulling on the slot machine handles all day long.  Why they did not use their feet to pull on the slot machine handles is another question altogether, one we shall not be answering.

            I have a problem with this gambling experiment, because I doubt that the pigeons have a conception about what money even is, so what were they gambling for — sunflower seeds?

            Another $3,000,000 dollars was spent on a fighting club for hamsters.  North Eastern researchers were paid to juice up the hamsters with steroids and cocaine and then made them brawl.  PETA did manage to get the club shut down.  There is no mention if bets were taken on the matches by local pigeons. 

            Faust and company are also experimenting on human beans as well.  They are bribing (with money) gay boys and future candidates for transgender sex changes, who are only thirteen years old, to report their sexual conquests.  This study is done without parental consent too.  The boys probably find out about the program via their public school system (just a guess of mine, I have no proof to back this idea up).  Hum, were these same boys given a questionnaire about how pizza ingredients equate to their sexual activities?

            After the fear center of a monkey’s brain is sucked out (we do not know if it is by straw or Hoover suction) the animals are subject to having fake spiders and snakes being thrown at them.  We were surprised that real spiders and real snakes were not used to frighten the monkeys.  I guess they must draw the line somewhere on harming animals.  But, it is probably more to the fact that the scientists are afraid of spiders and snakes themselves.

            There are some people, like Jesse Watters, who wonder if the cocaine used in Faust’s animal experiments were not samples of cocaine seized from Mexican cartels.  If it is, would this explain Biden’s open border policy?

SAN FRANCISCO’S JACKSON FILLMORE TRATATORIA – by Chow Critic

            Whatever you do in or on The Streets of San Francisco do watch where you step.  Plus, I would avoid the Jackson Fillmore restaurant, because, it is owned by Dr. Faust.  You may never know what type of meat you are really eating – bat, beagle, hamster, monkey brains, pigeon, or mice.  Would you trust eating at this man’s restaurant after knowing what type of mad scientist he is?  I certainly would not!  Sure, maybe there is nothing wrong with the food, but we should protest eating there until he stops his insane animal experiments!  They serve Italian food, yet, I would go to an Olive Garden instead (even though they no longer put good black olives in their salads).

            Taxpayers’ money did go out to Faust’s tratatoria.  In April 2020 when Faust was forcing other businesses to shut down because of coronavirust, his restaurant got a big fat PPP loan (not to be confused with a TP loan) for over 100 grand (like it needed it, he is the highest paid federal employee on our payroll, he even gets a higher salary than the president).  Don’t worry, he is not going to have to pay one cent of the money back because his loan has been forgiven.  By who, nobody seems to know.

Idioter’s note:  “You cannot say that our staff is not fair.  So we sent Steve Marriott to Faust’s restaurant to try and see how the food really is.”

ACTUAL FOOD CRITIC OF FAUST’S RESTAURANT – by Steve Marriott

            Jackson Fillmore Tratatoria (this word makes me think of a traitor, but it simply means restaurant) is not a very big place; it is a small diner at the least.  For sure, they do serve pretty good Italian food.  They have, on their menu, items like Pizza Wuhan, Lockdown Lasagna, and Triple Mask Tiramisu for dessert.  So the mad doctor, or his ad campaign manager, is certainly taking advantage of coronavirust, in fact, I think he is taunting everybody with his food names.  (We did not make up the above names; they are real items on the menu.)

            Pizza Wuhan did not really wet market my appetite.  It said it had sweet and sour sauce on pineapple and anchovies.  (This I did make up, See the end of Starsky and Hutch, season 1, episode “The Bait”.)

            A sixteen ounce veil chop (baby calf meat) costs thirty-six dollars.  That seems pretty expensive to me, however, I have never paid for veil before, not that I would, as I really do not like beef.  To be honest, my in-laws paid sixty dollars for a prime rib roast for Christmas dinner last year and I did not enjoy it at all.  Also, they were sort of tight on the meat, as they cut off less than a quarter of it (to cook it longer) for three people.  So I really did not have much of the meat, it is a good thing I do not really like beef.  I wanted turkey, but that did not happen, even when we did have turkey on the 26^th it was only a portion of the breast so I got one piece of meat.  I did not even get turkey on Thanksgiving (again).

            Back to the restaurant, you do need to wear a mask upon entry and while exiting, Stage Left; however, you can take it off (the mask, not your clothes, it is not a stripper joint) while you are eating.  You also have to show them your vaccine card in order to be served your injunction papers.

            I sort of took a private tour (just me, myself, and I) around the restaurant.  It did not take long.  But you will be happy to know that I did not see any caged bats, or any monkeys, fighting hamsters, or even any pigeon under glass. 

            Well, as Alton Brown would say, “Good Eats!”

MR. AND MRS. FAUST – by Cindy Adding-Machine

            According to a canceled columnist, Adam Andrzeski of Forb’s Magazine, the following is how much Dr. Tony Tiger Faust and his wife, Dr. Chrisptina Flakes Grady, make in one year.  If you take their salaries away from them, they would be poor, but nobody has done that.  Anyway, take their salaries anyway, just to see what they make.  As the Health Bioethics Indian Chief (sorry, Native American Chief), Grady makes more than the vice president of the U.S.A. does.  She makes just north of Alaska $235,000 per year.  Dr. Faust makes more than the president of the U.S.A., which is $456,000 per year.  Now, you take those two salaries and add the cost of federal benefits at 30%, this means that the married couple’s household income (paid for by US taxpayers every single year) is $900,000!  That’s just short $100,000 of a million dollars.  We did the math so you wouldn’t have to.

            There have been raised eyebrows over the fact that Grady works in the same department as Faust.  Hum, did they meet each other at the NIH?  Did they have an office romance?  Or did he hire her and then decide to marry her?  Or did he hire her because she was his wife (nepotism)?  Since I did not watch the NEXTFLIK movie about his life I cannot answer those questions for you!

SOWS EAR PURSE STOLLEN BY WILD HOG – by Porky Ribb

            Shikira, whoever she is, had her purse stolen by a wild hog, not one of those motorcycle dudes, but a real wild hog.  You know the kind that snorts at you? 

            Los Angeles is being overrun by an over population of wild hogs.  It is no longer the city of angels but the city of boars and swine.  Texas, which has also had a wild hog problem, has taken to hunting the animals.  It is quite possible that Los Angeles will need to begin hunting down the beasts as well.  Just a warning, if the wild hogs are used for food you better make sure that you cook the meat well done.

WINTER OLYMPICS HELD IN COMMUNIST CHINA – by Yump Ping Grasshopper

            The winter Olympics for 2022 were held in communist China.  There were people who did not think that our country should attend the Olympic competitions because of the inhumanity that the Chinese government causes, and the fact that they were behind the coronavirust pots and pandemic.  Yet, there were some people who thought we needed to go, like we did when Hitler hosted the Olympics, and win, win, win!

            Nancy Pelono, who probably has business interests in China (like Biden does), warned our athletes to watch what they said over there.  For sure, she did not want our people to be arrested, but she really did not want anything offensive to be said by anyone from our country to the communists.

HAUNTED HUNTED BIDEN – by Emma Skew Lenity

            In late 2017 a former stripper, London Bridgesfallin’down Roberts, met Hunted Biden at the Empire Strikes Back Gentlemen’s Club (located across the street from the Snollygoster Club.  She was known at the Club as Dallas Time You Saw Me.  But she wishes it was Dallas time she saw Hunted Biden, as they quickly became entangled like two pretzels in Baker’s FBI (you know who I mean).  She soon became pregnant with Hunted’s fourth child, even though Hunted and his pop deny the child as part of their blood line.  Problem solved – give the kid a DNA test.  If memory serves me correct, London has done so and the child is actually Hunted’s child.  Again, if memory serves me correct (before the 2020 election took place), she was taking her Pepsi case to the courts as she wanted child support from the wealthy Biden man.  London Bridgesfallin’down was a junior staffer at Hunted’s Rosemont Seneca firm mattress office, but he claimed that he did not remember her (Too many drugs?).

            Hunted founded his bed mattress company after getting in bed with the communist Chinese government.  There has been a three year PROB (by the DOJ) into Hunter’s activities.  Now it seems as if several employees of the firm mattress, including London Bridgesfallin’down, are beginning to talk to authorities.  Hunted’s bank records (pretty much Rock N Roll music) has been subpoenaed and there is probably an investigation of tax evasion and corruption in place.  Did Hunted Biden get his idea to work with the Chinese bank from Hilariously Rotten Clinton’s lies about President Trumpet and the Russian bank or did Hilariously Rotten Clinton get her idea to claim Trumpet was working with a Russian bank from Hunted Biden?  I’m guessing it is the latter.  We may someday know, or we may never know, it is just right to know that Hilariously and Hunted might just get along well enough to sleep in the same bed of snollygosters.  They both sure love money, a lot!

MEDI-SCARE FOR ALL – by Regis Mortes

            If you are turning 65 this year then be prepared for the Medicare medi-scare of your life.  They do not prepare you for dealing with Medicare at all; you are just forced into it, without a choice.  This seems to be a socialist (communistic) practice that we have been fooled into accepting because we are afraid of getting medical bills when we get old.  But you will get medical bills no matter what you do, if you go to the hospital or to the doctor, or use prescription drugs.

            It begins six months before you turn 65.  It begins with tons of phone calls from insurance agencies or agents.  They want your business; even though they say they just want to inform you of all your options.  They call you three months too early, because you cannot even sign up for Medicare until three months before you turn 65. 

            You also will get snail mail asking you to fill out their card and send it in so that you can get information – again probably just from a particular medical insurance company wanting your business.

            So, you are told by some people that once you turn 65 you are automatically enrolled in Part A.  Yet, when you talk to someone at Social Security they tell you that they do not automatically enroll people.  So what really gives here?  Are people just stupid and do not know what the bleep they are talking about?  Which people do not know?  Your guess is as good as mine, but, it is probably the following – after you fill out the proper paperwork enrollment-form then you are automatically enrolled into the system.  To me, that is not automatic at all.  What is automatic about all of it is that your name, address, and phone number is given out automatically to all the insurance agencies on the year you turn 65!!!  This hardly seems right.

            If you never had a job you will probably have to pay big bucks to join up with Medicare; even though you may not have the money for their monthly fees.  If your spouse worked long enough to get credits you can only bum off of them if they are retired, if they are still working you cannot bum off your spouse’s credits.  If you worked ten years, without paying into social security, you should have earned 40 credits.  You need 40 credits in order for you to get Part A for free.  If you have less than 30 credits you will have to pay almost $500 per month just for Part A.

            That’s another confusing thing.  There are Parts – A, B, C, and D.  You may not need Part C if you have Part A and B, but then again you may, because there are threats of being penalized if and when you may join up for Part C.  Part A is for hospitalization, Part B is for regular doctors as such, and Part D is for drugs.  Everybody likes Part D.  Then there are other things, which may fall under Part C, that have to do with your eyes, teeth, things like that.  Don’t ask me, because by now, I am totally confused by all of it!  If Medicare goes on for decades who knows, there may be Part E, F, G, H, I, J….all the way to Part Z!  Heaven help us if that ever takes place, but I doubt we will need to worry because it is a communist program and we all know that communism is unsustainable.

            All I know is I am not even enrolled in the communist program yet and am tired of dealing with it already!

GEORGE SOREASS DONATES MORE MONEY TO DONKEYCRATS! – by Assa Fault

            According to the January 31^st 2022 Forbes magazine, fascist-communist George Soreass has pumped $125 mill into his Super Pack for the Dummycrats-socialist-communists.  It is not enough that he gets his flunkies into District Athorney positions to ruin our country.  Is there a way to get his citizenship revoked?  Even Budapest does not want him as a citizen of their country – as he is a BIG PEST COMMI FASCIST!!!

DOMESTIC TREASON IN CANADA, ‘EY??? – by Kato (manservant of the Green Hornet)

            The truck drivers of Canada were oout and a-boot protesting the coronavirust vaccine mandates put forth by their Prime-rib Minister, Unjust Strudel.  They protested, in part, by blocking a main bridge keeping supply chain needs from going out of Canada or going into Canada.  It is one or the other, not sure which one.  Maybe it is both?  And our stupid head honcho (who smells like the big cheese Episse de Bourgogne) is siding with the Prime-rib Minister (who likes to wear black face; and he still has his job?).  Episse de Bourgogne probably helped convince Strudel into taking harsh steps with the truckers.  I also heard that Pete Buttijerk told Strudel to use his federal power against the truckers (he should keep his nose out of our northern neighbor’s business like he does our southern neighbor’s business of drug smuggling and human trafficking). 

            The protests are really about the vaccine mandates (not against the vaccines themselves), which are so stupid, because the truck drivers hardly meat up with people at all, unless it is at a diner getting a cup of Joe (not Biden!).  Usually they are quarantined inside their trucks by their loathsome, I mean, lonesome selves.  So why do they need to be vaccinated at all (even though many of them have been vaccinated)?

            On the weekend of February 12^th and 13^th – Unjust Strudel pulled the “emergency’s act” from his magic hat thinking that it would do the trick (because he listened to Episse de Bourgogne and Buttijerk).  What a mean rabbit Strudel is, he basically declared martial law on good law-abiding Canadian citizens!  Now he is freezing their bank accounts!  Well, considering they are in Canada and it is winter that probably is not very hard to do (so far they have frozen, if I remember correctly, over $3,000,000).  He is also trying to be in control of their crypto currency and is cancelling their insurance policies!  How can policies be canceled if they have been paid for?  Why would the insurance companies and banks cooperate with Strudel at all?  Funding accounts have also been hacked in order to dox donators who have given money to the trucker’s cause.  Then these donators are attacked verbally with threats of violence and tubas.  This man is a tire-rant and off his axel, a real dick-tatter-tot!

            Just remember, Unjust Strudel…King Louis was the king of France before the Revolution, yet he got his head cut off which spoiled his constitution!

            We believe we found the reason for Strudel’s willingness to be a communist dick-tater-tot (see below).

ADAM KISSINGJERK WANTS U.S.A. TO GO TO WAR FOR THE SAKE OF DEMOCRACY – by Crocodile Tears Dundy

            Adam Kissingjerk was in Congress again crying his fake tears.  He was crying about how bad things are looking for the country of Uke-rang.  He, and others like him, say that Uke-rang is a democracy, however, that is hardly the truth of it!  Uke-rang is not a democracy as they locked up the last president, and their government has closed down any opposition media (at least this is what we heard reported by LOX News).  If it is true, these are not the practices of a democracy but of authoritarianism.  Why should our country be brought into a war with these two countries – Russian here and there and Uke-rang?

SUCKER ZUCKER RETIRES FROM ZNN – by Hans Gubernatorial

            It seems as if Juff Zucker of Zucker National News has retired.  He claims that he was having an affair with a co-worker, Allison Gobbleson, and so he feels like he should resign.  Actually, they both knew each other when they both worked at the network that has to peacock itself.  Gobbles-on has also resigned from her position at ZNN.  Why did they both decide to resign?  It is probably due to someone Zucker fired recently, an Italian brother of an X-governor.  Does Chris Coma want to get Zucker in trouble?  Probably, however, another possible reason why Zucker resigned is he is abandoning a sinking ship.  ZNN’s ratings have hit the bottom of the Marina Trench.

THIS GIGALO GANDER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY — ZNN, THE MOST BUSTED NAME IN NEWS!!!

GIGALO GANDER – DECEMBER 2021

Mary Christmas – by Merry Christmas (Or is that backwards?)

            Thanksgiving to the November election!  What a blessing it will bestow upon “WE THE PEOPLE”!

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of December and near the beginning of January, then you are a Capricorn, the goat.  Capricorn is an earth sign, patterned after the horns of a goat.  It is a symbol of a metric ruler, a militarist weapon, and a general manager — all of which are practical in a material world.  But watch out, as the Capricorn can be easily enslaved by Biden, the Democrats, Dr. Faust, etc.!  Also, the Capricorn is easily enslaved by sexual desire and physical science.  Does this mean that a Capricorn is of the devil?  Does this mean they are always made out to be the scape goats?  Does this mean that you are always butting heads with your boss? Yes, I have a lot of questions and I have NO answers what so ever!

            Capricorns are very selfish people especially when they are being unselfish people.  Do not ask me what this means, because I do not know, I really have a hard time reading the Tarot Cards!  In fact, I am not really dealing with a full deck to begin with.  But speaking of Tarot Cards – Capricorns’ match is THE DEVIL card, card number 15.  Did you know that the scape goat was chosen to go out into the desert all by itself, having all the sins of the people placed upon it?  It journeys out to meet up with the devil, or the one evil.  And don’t get me started on the way that goats’ eyes look!

            And now for your serious fortune:  This month you will finally get your mandated vaccination shots because you have realized that you do not care about being free, you actually love being a slave.

SEARS – INTO YOUR BRAIN – LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            The first black woman, Winsome (never lose some) Sears, was elected on November 2^nd as Virginia’s Lieutenant Governor.  But every time I hear her last name I cry because I miss the store!  Why did they all have to close up and shut down?  Winsome is originally from Jamaica, so all I can say is that she Jamaica me proud!

            My question about the Leftist media is why are they are presenting her as being a white supremacist?  She is not a white supremacist; she is not even a black supremacist.  She is, however, an X-Marine, a good wife, mother, and woman!  It is too bad that the feminists on the Left never can appreciate the victories of Republican women – yes, the women of the Left are hypocrites and racists!

Chung Lee Confusion

            On a new NETFLEX TV special Collen Kappernaky claims the NFL is a slave trader business – yet he is begging to be a member of the NFL.  Does this mean that he wants to be a slave, because, they pay him millions of dollars?  Does Collen (him stupid, yes, I am) even know what slavery is?  Maybe he has been listening to too much Marxist CRT, as they tell the little children in their books, that the slaves came over on cruise ships (having luxuries and Good Eats, but that’s a different episode).

Forty-Four Hundred Trumpets at the Big Parade – by Al Ian Counter

            I am debating last month’s review of the CW’s 4400.  I think that the show is pretty good!  It is humorous in places too.  Sure, there are a lot of WOKE things in the story – like transgenderism, lesbianism, and black issues – but, it is a TV show made in 2021 about 2021!  So get over it already, Vi S. Ett!!!

DOG WHISTLE BLOWERS – by Hard O’Hearing

            After the November 2^nd elections the Left-winged media took cues from the earlier Obummer speech he gave for Mcauliflower (who was running for governor of Virginia).  They kept claiming that Glenn Youngkindergarten only won the election because of all the “prejudiced” and “bigoted” dog whistles about Critical Racism Theory being taught in the public schools.  In other words, they are saying that ALL the people who voted for Youngkindergarten are DOGS!  Talk about being prejudiced!  Yes, they are the real bigots.  However, I would rather be a dog than a democratic donkey any day of the week!  It is too bad that the Left really cannot hear their own dog whistle blowing (they do it 24-7).

            Also, how come it is that all these people who claim that there are all the dog whistles being blown about CRT that these same people will not define, or else they cannot define, what CRT is to their audience?  I think they will not define it because they do not want people to know what it is.  But “WE, THE PEOPLE,” do understand what CRT is!  It is Marxist propaganda claiming that white people suck and black people will never get anywhere in life because they work for the NFL!

IGOR BEAVER DANCHENKO – by Spy V. Spy (a.k.a. Putin Onde Ritz)

            Just who is Igor Beaver Danchenko?  He is a Russian man who helped Hilariously Rotten Clinton and her D.N.C. campaign help frame Donald Trumpet with the Steele Dossier (a.k.a. the Clinton Dossier).  He is connected to the Steele Dossier.  (Rich man Marc Elias, who has financial ties to George Soros, also helped fund Steele.)

            If you did not know, Christopher Steele worked for the opposition research firm Fusion GPS, which was funded by Hilariously Rotten Clinton.  They claimed that the Trumpet campaign was working with hackers in the Russian Consulate in Miami, Florida.  The only problem with this claim is that there is no Russian Consulate and never has been a Russian Consulate in Miami, Florida, but hay (which is for donkeys), that did not matter to the press – they ran with the story anyway, saying that the Dossier was reliable.

            Igor Beaver Danchenko has connections with Hillariously’s adviser, Charles Dolan (dealing out the money).  They were the people funding and WRITING the Steele Dossier.  Dolan (dealing out the lies) also has extensive connections to Russia, way more than the Trumpet team ever did.  In 2006 Dolan did public relations work for a Russian energy company and the government of Russia.

            In August 2016 Denchenko told Dolan that he was working on “a project against” Trumpet.  Dolan (dealing out a ton of Schiff) said that he just received information, from a friend in the GOP, on Paul Minnifort, who was Trumpet’s campaign manager at that time.  This was a flat out lie, as Dolan later on confessed to the FBI that he never met with a GOP friend relating to this information, that he just fabricated (lied) this story and fed it to Danchenko.

            During 2016 other people continued to feed false information to Danchenko (as he was an Igor Beaver) about the Trumpet campaign.  So these lies, even if Danchenko may have believed them to be facts, were fed to Christopher Steele and placed in the Dossier by Fiona ONDA Hill (who testified in the first Trumpet impeachment trial.

            For years the FBI knew that the Igor Beaver Danchenko sourcing was garbage, or sue-ray-key-tongue (which is Korean for garbage tongue – not really – but it does have to do with garbage or a garbage bag), but used it anyway to get the spy FIZA warrants they needed.

            Another lie was that Minnifort had hopped over to Frog, Russia, but the man’s passport showed no such trip, and Robert D. Mule was unable to prove it in his investigation – you know, the man behind the Mule Report.  And, this is an important point so pay attention to it; it was not until June 2017 that FBI agents finally interviewed Danchenko, in Virginia, when they asked him about Dolan.  At the time of the interview, an FBI agent said he knew that Danchenko lied to them about Dolan (he told the FBI he had not spoken to Dolan) but they did nothing to Igor Beaver Danchenko.  Robert Mule did not mention anything about this either.  Now Danchenko faces five federal chargers, including lying to the FBI and trying to hide his conversations with Dolan.

            Another connection to the Clintons is a man named Jake Sullivan, today he is working for the Biden Administration.  The big giant heads of the intelligence departments (none of them really are intelligent at all) had a meeting with Obummer and Biden about the fake Dossier before President Trumpet was even inaugurated in 2017.  They knew that Hilariously Rotten Clinton was behind the whole thing and were happy to go along with it. Talk about swamp scum.

META – by B. Yond

            Mark Suckerburg, the head man of FAKE BOOK, is changing the name of his company to META.  He is making the change, because, of all the bad publicity his company has recently been getting (all due to their own stupidity).  It seems that META is supposed to be a place of virtual reality.  I am not sure if Suckerburg has thought through his plan, because, of all the law suits he may get from people.  Sure, the suits might fill up his closet (plenty to wear), but people being injured after running into walls, or other dangerous things might happen, because, they have a mask over their faces while they are moving around – that sound dangerous!

BLACK MOLD, NOT TEXAS TEA COMING OUT OF THE FAUCET – by Gotta B. Mee

            An innocent man was arrested.  What did he do?  He was OUTSIDE the Capitol on January 6, 2021, with his wife.  Neither one of them entered the Capitol that day.  He was put into solitary confinement, the jail was infested with black mold, mold even poured out of the sink.  These people who did nothing but trespass, have been mistreated, refused council, were beaten up for months (by guards, not by other prisoners).  So I will ask FBI head hunter Chris Wraith – what in the deuces is going on?

            Recently, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylormade Greene, from the Georgia peach state, went to the jail to see people who have been unconstitutionally put in the slammer.  She found out that most of them have not been able to see their families.  They may get to go outside twice a week.  Greene says that she had to fight for months to even be able to get visitation rights.  For a period of four months they were held in solitary confinement for 23 hours, the following two months they were held in solitary confinement for 22 hours.  Now they get 5 hours out (with good behavior).

            If they do not get the coronavirust vaccination they cannot get a haircut or a shave, however, they are given NAIR to remove their hair.  They are also given bad food; many are sick and need medical treatment.  One elderly man has a purple hand with a black thumb.  These are pre-trial defendants who are not allowed to be bailed out (unlike the Marxists of BLM and the fascists of Antifa and REAL criminals).  In order to get bail they must denounce Donald Trumpet.  They are also denied church services and communion (unless they get the vaccines).  Could anything sound more communistic than this?

RACIST ROADS?  MORE LIKE RACIST RHODES SCHOLARS! – by Assa Fault

            Mayor Pete Buttijudge, now Secretary of Travel (?), is telling us that roads (you know the things that get you from one place to another), highways and bridges are racist!  But he is the racist, all Rhodes Scholars, which is what he is, are racists.  That’s why he “pretends” to ride a bicycle to work – because he pretends to be a different type of racist (one who rides bikes).  A Rhodes Scholar is a communist (fur surely), and they are with the one world government.

            All I have to say to Pete Buttijudge is, “Hit the road, Pete, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!”

SESAME STREET GETS VACCINATED! – by Mano De Puppet

            Big Bird barfs after being shot in the wing with the coronavirust vaccine.  (He should have been first in line because I am thinking that he is in his sixties after all these years, if not, then late fifties!)  But, the truth be told, all the vaccine stuff for children, as they really do not need vaccines, should be handed over to Oscar the Grouch, as he lives in a literal trash can!

            It is terrible, but makes since that a PBS children’s show, is using propaganda on little children to try and frighten them into getting vaccinated!  (PBS is one of the extreme leftist networks.)  They really do think that they can “Says-a-me” to the children and they will obediently run out and get shot!

13 REPUBLICANS SELL OUT THE NATION – by Brandon Lesko

            That’s right the Infrastructure Bill would not have passed if thirteen Republicans would have not voted for it.  Who were these thirteen traitors?

Don Maken Bacon (NE), Brian Hizzy Fitzpatrick (PA), Andrew Gabanzobeansarino (NY), Anthony Gonzalaz (OH), John Catco (News York) – joke for Supergirl fans, Cry Baby Adam Kinzinger (IL), Trouble Maker Nicole Malliotakis (NY), David Mount McKinley (WV), Tom Reed (Bends-Inda-Wind), Chris Smith N. Wesson (NJ), Fred Upton (MI), Jeff Van Drew Pictures (NJ), and Don Notso Young (AK)

            The Infrastructure bill was full of communistic pork which lays the groundwork for the Green New Steal. Just a couple items are:

$7.5 Billion for electric vehicle charging stations; $5 Billion for electric school buses; $1 Billion for Mayor Pete to rip up those racist highways, which nobody will ever be able to race on again because they will not rebuild them (I bet).

            John Catco, who is a lame duck, Daffy Duck, and Donald Duck – was one of those Republican RINOs who wanted to impeach President Donald Trumpet.  Three of the above congressmen are retiring when their term is up.  But perhaps the Bill would have not gotten as far as it did if nineteen Senators had not voted for it!  Why did Mitch Miller McConnel sell out?  It may have been because his state is supposed to receive five billion dollars.  (See the September issue to see a list of the Senators who sell out our nation.)

            Sadly, the Build Back Better Go Broke Bill was passed by the House.  I hope the Senate does not vote for it.  PLEASE, SENATORS, HAVE MERCY ON OUR COUNTRY, DON’T PASS THE DARN BILL!!!

Idiotor’s Note:  I wrote the following words before the man in Wisconsin mowed down people at the Christmas parade.  Of course, he has nothing to do with Antifa, probably a bigger fan of BLM.  I give you warning that if you are in anyway upset about what happened in Waukesha then please do not read the following song.

“The Biden Administration never makes a mistake twice, they make it five or six times just to be sure.” – Sen. J. Kennedy

Idiotor’s note:  The following is in no way humorous or funny, it is hard to make such a tragedy into a humorous event, not that anyone should.  Self changed some of the names in order to protect the innocent, me.

KYLE KITTENMOUSE ON TRIAL & FOUND “NOT GUILTY” ON ALL FIVE COUNTS – by Self D. Fence

            Kyle Kittenmouse may have been found “not guilty” on all five counts, but many believe an injustice was done by the jury’s verdict, which really was a righteous verdict.  Let’s be honest, the seventeen year old boy should probably not have been there, but he was filling a void put there in the city by the politicians – as they refused to allow the police to do their jobs and protect the city.  They even refused to bring in the National Guard that President Trump wanted to bring in.  Instead, the groups of the Marxist BLM and the fascist Antifa were present and a big percentage of them are criminals, up to no good.  Does it not seem odd that the people involved with the Kittenmouse shootings just happened to all be criminals?  (Even though the Leftist media and Dummycrat politicians did not make this fact known, not even the prosecutor of the case let these facts slip out during the trial.)

            So, let us take a look at these “so-called” victims of that night and some of the REAL FACTS of the case!

            It has been often repeated on MSLSD (Thanks for the joke name, M. L.) and ZNN and even by some at FOX, that Kyle’s mommy drove her son across the state border (Now the Left cares about border crossings?) with his AR 15 (which is, by the way, a rifle and not an automatic weapon; and the barrel [16 inches long] is not sawed off or too short). 

FACT:  His mommy did not drive him into Wisconsin that day, as Kyle drove himself to the city on the day before the shootings took place.  He went to the city to do his job at the swimming pool as a life guard.  And after his shift was over he went to his friend’s house, in Kenosha, and spent the night there.

FACT:  The AR 15 was already in the state of Wisconsin, at Kyle’s friend’s house, where he had spent the night.

            The Left also made a big deal about him having no legitimate reason to be in the city of Kenosha, even though he has relatives (like his dad) living in the city and the fact that he was working at the swimming pool.  The town he does live in is only a 20 minutes’ drive from Kenosha.  It is also a law of Wisconsin that a 17 year old can carry a firearm.  This is why the firearms charge was dropped from the case before the jury even went into make their decision!  This means that the prosecutor is very stupid – that he does not know the laws of the state or they are not stupid and do know the laws of the state, which means that the whole case was politically motivated.  I will let you decide what you think on the matter.

            News reports in Brazil and Africa claimed that the men who Kyle shot were all black, as they based their reports on Leftist news media organizations in the U.S.A.

FACT:  The three men shot by Kyle were all white.  Kyle is a white teenager.  So how is prejudice even a part of this case?  It’s not!!!  The only person who was discriminated against that night was Kyle when a black man, by the name of Maurice Freeland, kicked him as hard as he could!  By the way, Maurice is a criminal.  The prosecutors lied and said they did not know who the kicker was.  They kept referring to him as something like “the unknown kicker in those terrible tacky pants”.  But, the prosecutors did know Freeland’s identity.  Even though they knew the man’s identity he was never called to testify at the trial because they pretended they did not know the kicker’s identity. 

            Also involved that night was a brother and sister (not nice people).  The brother, Joshua Ziminski (also white) was charged by the law for setting fires; they delayed his hearing on purpose so that he would not be able to testify at Kyle’s trial.  The sister’s trial was taken care of and she could have testified, but again, the prosecutors pulled a dirty trick, did not call her, and pretended she was unavailable like her brother to testify.  Perhaps having the not so great people testifying at the trial may have helped Kyle’s chances?   But this is beside the point – as the defendant was not treated fairly by the prosecution (who was being political on all points).  To be honest, the prosecution may have been trying to get a mistrial because they had rushed to make charges against Kyle and it was probably due to political pressure.

            Remember what caused the riots in Kenosha in the first place was the fact that Jacob Blake (no relation to Robert) a black criminal (and yes he was a criminal) went to try and kidnap his child, but the mother of said child called the police.  The police showed up and the man ran to his vehicle and pulled out a knife.  He was shot in the back and wound up in the hospital, but unlike some news reports, or a certain sports person’s fake account, Blake did not die.  Proof he did not die – Kamilan Harris went to see him at the hospital.  She called him a hero.  So this set off the riots (called mostly peaceful protests by the Left-winged media).  Kenosha burned, was looted, and it all began on the night of August 23, 2021.  Kyle went to work on the 24^th and then the shootings took place on the 25^th.

            The first man who was shot and died was called “a model citizen” by the prosecution.  Yet, this man, Joseph Rosenbomb, was anything but a model citizen!  He was, in case you do not know this, a pedophile.  In 2002, when he was nineteen years old, he went before a Grand Jury and was found guilty of eleven counts of child molestation (of boys from 9-11 years of age), including forced sodomy.  He spent ten to eleven years in prison.  When he was released he destroyed his ankle monitor.

            On the day that Joseph died, he had a pending open case of domestic abuse.  Hours before threatening Kyle Kittenmouse he was dismissed from a hospital where he got medicine for his bi-polar bear disorder.  He went to see his fiancé but she had a “no contact order” after he hit her the previous month, so he did not stay there long.  Rosenbomb had a zippy plastic bag with personal items in it.  Later on that night he would throw his bag at Kittenmouse while chasing after him.

            That night he would set fire to a trash bin, tip over a person empty port-a-pot (But, was the pot REALLY empty?), and said the “N” word over and over (hum, sounds to me like he may have been a white supremacist).

            The second man who got shot and died, Anthony Hubor, was not a much better person.  He actually hit Kyle in the head, after chasing after him, with his skateboard.  This thing is like swinging a wood bat at somebody, it even has metal wheels.  It was because of one of the hits that Kyle fell onto the street.  Yet, the prosecutor pretends like the skateboard is not dangerous, that it could not hurt somebody.  Let’s test his hypothesis and come at him with a skateboard to the head and see how he feels afterward!  Maybe he might change his opinion?

            Hubor was convicted of domestic abuse.  He once told his brother if he did not clean his room in his house he was going to “gut him like a pig” while he was holding a six inch knife to the brother’s stomach.  Then he grabbed his brother’s neck and said, “I’m going to burn this house down with all of you in it.”  He pleaded guilty to one count of strangulation.

            The third man that was shot that night, but did not die, even though the wound to his upper arm looked really bad, was Gaige Grosskruetz.  What a name!  Gaige is also not so nice; he hit his own grandmother in the face.   Six days before he was to testify at the Kittenmouse trial he was in court over a DUI.  Several years ago he smashed his girlfriend’s window at 4 a.m.  So, once again, we have a not so nice person hanging out at the Kenosha protest-riot.  He too was chasing after Kyle, only he had an illegal firearm in hand.  He was running around with the gun all night.

            Gaige did actually testify at the trial, the only problem for the prosecution is that Gaige, who was their witness, told the truth on the stand, he admitted he was going after Kyle with a gun before he got shot in the arm.  So it was self-defense where Gaige is concerned, no doubt about it since Gaige admitted it on the stand.

            The jury spent days debating and looking over the evidence before making their decision on the case.  It was a righteous call.  Jerry Nadler, the man who thinks

            Antifa is a myth, and other Democrats on the Hill, have asked the DOJ to look into the verdict of “not guilty”.  What are they going to find?  Are they going to dig up dirt on the jurists and threaten them like they are threatening regular parents complaining to school boards about CRT and sex education and other evil things being taught to their children?  Why is the next Mayor of New York City chiming in on the case and saying it was not correct?  Is he stupid?  Heaven help the citizens of that city, going from Mayor De Bla-bla-blasio (the German Kraut – why do you think he took his mother’s maiden name for?) to a man who believes the worst about a seventeen year old boy who was trying to protect property from mad men and mad women.  (Mad as angry and perhaps mad as in nuts – like Rosenbomb.)

            Some say that Kyle has a reason to sue MSLSD and ZNN, and maybe even Vice President Biden, for slander.  If so, Kyle could become rich because they are all GUILTY of their crimes!

            On November 22, 2021, Kyle Kittenmouse was on the Tuckered Out Carlson Tonight news show.  At first he was in a juvie place, but eventually was moved to a real prison.  He mentioned the conditions of his jail cell, rated it to a one star hotel.  He had no running water for the shower (not sure about the toilet as he did not mention that).  He said he did not complain about the water flow in the shower, but I think he should have.  So he went a very long time before getting to take a shower, and he became very ripe.  He said his first shower lasted for three hours.

            He also said that the lawyers he originally had hired told him that he was probably safer in jail.  They collected money for Kyle (Go Fund Me?), but who knows if that money was ever used to help Kyle out?  To me it sounds like he was in prison until the verdict came back.  The money was supposed to be for bail (which would cost $2 million).  Also, Kyle told Carlson that his early lawyer, John Pierce, made the claim that his client was with the militia.  This was an untrue statement.

            So, if Kyle’s bail was set at $2 million, then why is it that a man who used his vehicle to run over the mother of his child, and has been breaking the law since 2001, is released with $1,000 bail in Waukesha, Wisconsin?

            And because the D.A. allowed such a low bail and the man, Darrell Brooks, is released, three weeks later he uses his car to run down, on purpose, people at a Christmas parade.  During his mad run at parade participants, Brooks killed five adults and an eight year old boy.  There were also forty-seven other people injured.  All of the people who died (the adults and boy I saw pictures of) were white.  So is Brooks a black supremacist?  He certainly likes Malcom X, he is a black nationalist propaganda racist and a BLM activist.  And his rap sheet dates all the way back to 2001.  How is the Left Media portraying what happened?  There was just some “crash”.  Some are saying he was being chased by the police, which is also a lie.  Unless they are speaking of a loan policeman who was running on foot after his car was speeding along the parade route?

A BOOK WORTH READING – by Pica Word-Smith

            Robert Kennedy, Jr., has written a book about Dr. Faust!  It is published by Skyhorse.  The title is THE REAL ANTHONY FAUCHI…Bill [Closed] Gates, Big Farms, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health.  (Okay, it’s really Big Pharms.)  You know it is telling the true story about Dr. Faust when it is being banned by Amazon and other places.

THE GIGALO GANDER – September 2021

Idiotor in Chief:  Gigolo Joe                                                   Edition:  September 2021

Ass Idiotor:  Amanda Jean Turncoat

            On January 6, 2021, at the Capitol building in Washington Dot Com, Ashli Babbitt was shot by Lieutenant Michael Byrd, a Capitol Police officer.  Previously, in 2019, this same man had left a loaded Glock 22 in the Capitol building’s men’s room.   The gun had no safety on it.  He claimed he would not get in trouble over it because he is an officer.  Evidently, he was correct.

            I believe that it was on August 26, 2021 that he was NBC’s Nightly News and was interviewed about the killing (some would call it murder) of Ashli Babbitt.  The interviewer commented that he (Byrd) was standing there for a long time before shooting.  Byrd’s reply, “I was taking a tactical stance. Hoping your commands will be approved [by other policemen?], unfortunately they were not [so he went ahead and took the shot].”  I have no idea what he meant by this!  Was he commanding that he be able to take the shot?  If he was waiting to get permission from somebody does this not mean that he should not take a shot until he hears back?

            He was asked, “When you fired, what could you see?  Where did you aim?”

            He replied, “You’re taught to aim for center mass.  Now, the subject was sideways and I could not see her full motion of her hands or anything. [To me this means that he should have not shot at her at all.]  So against her movement, you know, caused the discharge to fall where it did.”

            “And what did you think that this individual was doing at that moment?”

            “She was posing a threat to the United States House of Representatives.”

            Really?  How did this armed woman pose a threat?  She was 5’2” and weighed 125 pounds, she had no weapon on her, and there were armed police in tactical gear standing right next to her on the other side of the door and within the chamber where Michael Byrd was at.  The recording of the incident shows that she was just executed.

            He would have shot her whether she had been armed or unarmed, as he said, “It did not alter the fact that she was unarmed.” 

            Then in the interview it seems that poor Lt. Byrd is the real victim in all of this, because, he has been receiving death threats!  Pardon me?  From whom has he been receiving death threats from? Because, his identity has been kept a secret up until his interview with NBC!  It was not the United States Congress who revealed his identity; it was he himself who decided to do so.  So who knew who he was to send any death threats to? Maybe he was receiving death threats from his fellow officers because they knew he committed a crime?  You want to know who was receiving death threats ever since January seventh?  Ashli’s husband Aaron, that’s who!

            I just find it most interesting that when a white police officer is accused of killing a black man named George, that all hell breaks out across this country, yet when a white woman, who served her country and is a veteran, is murdered, yes – flat out murdered – by a black cop and nobody yells FOWL (no pun intended because his name is Byrd [sounds like bird])!!!  Nobody says he is prejudice against white people either!  Why is that?  Personally, I do not think that racism should inter into what happened, but I just have to raise the question about it – why the double standard in our country?  Is it just because Babbitt was a supporter of President Trump that her murder is not an important matter?  Is that why nobody has made a big fuss or stink about her being murdered by a black policeman?  Defund the Capitol police?  Heck no!  They are making sure there are branches of the Capitol police in other states now! Which is probably unconstitutional.  That’s right, Congress wants to increase their police control while decreasing the police who protect regular citizens. But you can read more about this point further on.

Story by, Gigolo Joe

The WORD of the Month – Sophisticated – by, Word Play 

            The word sophisticated is rooted to sophistry – which means the sophisticated elites (who went to President O’Bummer’s 60^th birthday party) are of the serpent’s forked tongue that lies.  Sophistry is a philosophy started up by some Greek dude who believed it is a great thing to deceive and to lie to other people.  Believe me, I know, as I knew a sophist.  Yes, he was sophist in the head!  Ha!  A joke.  According to Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary, sophisticated means “1: not a natural, pure, or original state:  adulterated   2: deprived of native or original simplicity:  as a:  highly complicated or developed:  complex   b:  worldly, wise [as in serpents], knowing [as in the tree of knowledge of good and evil, where the red serpent hung out]   3 b:  intellectually appealing”.

            So, to me, it sounds like the news reporter who called all the people who went to President O’Bummer’s birthday bash “sophisticated” appropriately named the guests (this does not apply to the 200 servers)!  These guests are all a bunch of deceivers and liars (if they are on the Left anyway).  How scaled down was the actual party?  We may never know.  I have a feeling it was not scaled down very much, because, sophisticated serpents are covered with scales!  Ha!  Another joke!

Security For Me, No Police For Thee – by Reverend Silly Billy Gramcracker

            Cori Bush, who’s IN DA HOUSE, says that she has to pay for security (armed guards) in order to protect her oh so valuable life!  After all, she has received death threats; don’t you know?  Then in her next breath she says that we must defund the police!  In other words, she is protected by people with guns but she does not want you to be protected by people with guns.  She has a right to live but you don’t.  What hypocrisy on her part!  Her past is not pretty – she marched with Black Lives Matter, so she is, in her belief system, a Marxist at heart.  She should be ousted out of DA HOUSE!

            (The above picture was provided by Will Cain Beonfoxnews?)

Commander-in-Chief Runaway – by, Eye Noticed

            I believe that I am the only person who has noticed that when confronted with news reporters Joe Crow Biden seems to be overcome with worry and doubt.  Then, all of a sudden he stops talking, turns around from the crowd and walks away.  Then he stops walking and begins to run.  He literally is running away from the press!  He is by himself; there are no secret service agents around him (or at least they are not in view of the camera).  His action is puzzling.  I have seen him do this at least two times now.  Nobody in the press seems to comment on it.  Why?  (After writing this I did notice that Sean Hamnity’s show had a still picture of Biden running away and they noted he was running away, I think they said he was running away from Afghanistan.  I am not 100% sure I am right about that.)

            If you are a Doctor Who fan and have seen the episode “When a Good Man Goes to War” you may remember that the Doctor insisted that the Colonel begin calling himself Colonel Runaway.  Well, I have adopted this idea to Joe Crow Biden and I think he should be called Commander-in-Chief Runaway!  After all, he has constantly run away from the southern border crisis (which is really a national crisis). But the way he runs away from responsibility on the Afghanistan situation – well, he says he is to blame on all counts but then says it was all because of his predecessor that he had no choice but to follow through on getting out of Afghanistan no matter what. That is a flat out lie. Why? Because, he has gone against every thing President Trump set up since he got into the White House (like the southern border stuff and the Keystone Pipeline), but also because what President Trump set up with the Taliban was CONDITIONAL upon the Taliban’s actions (on how well they behaved themselves)!

Chung Lee Confusion

            According to Doctor Faust, it is okay for President O’Bummer to have hundreds of people over to his Ma’tha’s Vineya’ds’ house for his 60^th birthday party but it is not okay for a motorcycle rally to take place because of coronavirust.  Those sophisticated elites know how to place themselves into human sized condoms (protect themselves) but the motorcyclists are stupid dumb-dumbs so they do not know what they are doing!  They must stay separated at all times.  This is hypocrisy by the liars (the ones who appropriately call themselves sophisticated).  After the PARTY it seems that Ma’tha’s Vineya’ds has broken out with the c19 virust.  Yet, where the motorcycle rally was held – NO BREAKOUT, Anthony Faust!

            Since then there was a huge concert in New York, where people have to prove they have been fully vaccinated in order to go places.  After the concert was taking place they had to cancel it due to ornery Hurricane Henri.  This concert was being broadcast on ZNN while on FOX News they were covering the trouble in Afghanistan. 

            Hypocrisy also broke out in a nasty rash at Nancy Pilono’s fund raiser.  The people there were not social-distancing, nor were they wearing masks.  But the servers all had to wear masks.  It took place in Napa Valley where raisins are raised, but many are picked before their time. At that time Napa Valley was under mask mandates.

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of September (and near the end of October) you are a Libra.  Libra is symbolized by the scales of justice.  Does this mean that you are a policeman, a judge, or a lawyer?  Libra is an air sign.  Does this mean that you are up in the clouds with all your computer information?    Yes, I have a lot of questions and I have NO answers what so ever!

            Libras are usually well balanced, have poise, and are peaceful, unless they join up with BLM or Antifa, then look out, because then they go off the scales!  Some Libras, if on the short side, have a tendency to have a Napoleon complex – which means that they really like their French pastries!  They want others around them to believe everything they say, even if they are fibbing (they think they are SO sophisticated), but those around them do not like them at all so they basically ignore them the best that they can.  Libras are also very bossy because they think they know what the best thing is for everybody around them.  Remember, Adolf Hitler was a short Libra, so, the Libra can be a tyrant and a dick-tator-tot.

            And now for your serious fortune:  You are going to walk into a Walgreens where shoplifting is taking place.  You will try to stop the crime in process by telling the crooks your life history.  Under your spell of bewilderment, they will put back all the items they took and walk peacefully out of the store just to get away from you.  So, good work!

Chung Lee’s Confusion (again)

            DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkass keeps saying, “The southern border is closed.”  Yet 212,672 people from over 100 different countries around the world have crossed that “closed” border in July 2021 (and this only counts the ones who got caught or turned themselves in, it does not count the “got aways” – not to be confused with Commander-in- Chief Runaway).  By the way, DHS stands for Department of Homeland Security.  It sounds to me like Mayorkass needs to be fired because he has done everything but keep this homeland secure!  However, rest assured that he is sophisticated!

            So far, during Commander-in-Chief Runaway’s term in office, he has released 167,000 illegal aliens into the U.S.A.  The borders are also being drenched with fentanyl (thanks to the drug cartels).  Overdoses in the States are up thirty percent.

Haunted Hunted Biden – by Emma Skew Lenity

            One day in 2019 Hunted was with three men (I bet you thought I was going to tell you he was with three bears and that his nickname is Goldilocks).  These three “unwise” men were drug pushers.  I done hear told that they were Russians.  Hunter became unconscious for some time, and as Biden tells his own story, these men thought that he might be dead, even though he wasn’t.  Because if he was dead there’s no way that he could have been telling this story.  When he woke up he found out that his laptop had been stolen by one of the Russians.  Wait, is this why he believes the different lap top he took to a repair shop was nothing more than Russian propaganda?  Or does it mean that he made up this story about the Russians in order to throw suspicion onto the lap top that wound up in the hands of the FBI?  Maybe the man is smarter than we have given him credit?  Maybe he is a devious masterminded guy, maybe he is sophisticated?  Maybe the drug addict routine is all a show?  Maybe Haunted Hunted Biden is just a really smart guy and maybe his old man is also?  Maybe Commander-in-Chief Runaway’s speech problems, and him falling up steps or getting lost on the White House lawn, are all just an act?  Well, for one thing Joe Crow is really sophisticated!

            As the story went on, however, Hunted told his sexual partner that the Russians would probably try to black mail him and then try and black male him after that!  And what’s up with that Finger Lakes tattoo on his upper back?

Chung Lee’s Confusion (one more time)

            The CDC stated recently (on one day) that in one day (whether it was on the CDC’s one day, or the day before the CDC’s one day) the state of Florida had 28,000 cases of coronavirust.  However, Florida saw the “MISINFORMATION” posted on the CDC’s website and called the CDC to tell them the number was incorrect.  Their posted number was incorrect by 30%!  The CDC did not apologize for their blatant (on purpose) mistake.  It was really all political – trying to strike down Governor Ron DeSantisclause.

            As you can see below, Florida is not in the top three, but is number 25 (in the middle).

            The CDC wants everybody to wear a mask, yet they have no physical science to back up their reasoning on the topic.  It has been said that you can smell smoke while wearing a cloth mask – so if you can smell smoke through the mask then the coronavirust can also breach your mask and get into your big schnozzle! But all the big tech companies will claim that what I am telling you about masks is “misinformation” even though it is really factual information.  The next thing the CDC will want to do is shut down your schola cantorum!

Commander-in-Chief Runaway’s Motto:  “BUILD BACK BETTER – GO BROKE!”

These Senators should be ashamed of themselves for selling out our country!  What is wrong with them?  Don’t they know that the Infrastructure bill was a big scam on all of us?  Should any of us ever vote for any of these Senators again?  NO!!!  AOC is happy about it all, because this bill covers her Green New Steel agenda.

            Lindsey Grahamcracker is on my BAD LIST because he has been voting “in” radical leftist judges for Joe Crow!  What’s up Lindsay?  He is not even putting up a pretense of a fuss about any of Joe’s candidates!  We thought you were on the conservative’s side!  I guess not.  I guess you are just a no account RHINO after all!  Remember how, in the fall of 2020, he begged people for campaign funds so that he could be elected again?  And he betrays all those people who may have given him money to win and he betrays the people of his state!  How can he even look himself in the mirror without retching all over the place?  It was Tuckered Out Carlson who exposed him on August 24^th.  He is too chicken to even make an appearance on Tuckered Out Carlson Tonight!  And how come Sean Hamnity, friend of Lindsey, won’t have him on his show to ask him why he voted for the omnibus bill and why he is the only Republican Senator continually voting for all of Biden’s rotten to the core LEFTIST judges?

Doctor Fact

            A Texan doctor has made it known that out of the coronavirust patients that she treats eighty percent of them are illegal aliens or illegal migrants (which ever you choose to call them).  Hey, do you hear the scientific facts Commander-in-Chief Runaway Joe Crow Hidin’ Biden? 

Afghanistan is Afghonistan! – by Afro Afghan

            Once more illustrious Commander and Chief Runaway screwed things up!  Instead of pulling out all U.S. citizens first and then maybe (not sure I am okay with all of this) letting those who helped us in the war come over here, and then pulling out the embassy people and finally the military  – Joke Biden does the opposite!  Why?  Because it was the opposite of President Donald Trump’s plan (at least that is what I heard).  Does Biden hate the man (he really lost to) that much that he is willing to ruin everything no matter how bad it hurts this country and Afghanistan?  Not only that he has p****d off our allies around the world and given (quite literally) ammunition to the Taliban, Chinese, and Russians (United States ammunition, rifles, drones, tanks, etc).  We paid billions of dollars for that stuff and now it is in our enemies’ hands.

            And once more, this fake leader is willing to bring over Afghanistans to our country without even Eddie Vetting them!  What is wrong with this man?  Does he really hate our country that much, or is he a puppet, or is he just mentally not all there?  I am thinking it is all three reasons.

            The Taliban’s deadline for Joe Crow and crew is August 31^st.  Since when does the good old U.S. of A. take orders from terrorists?  Something smells rotten in the White House, something besides Joe’s dirty socks.

            The communist Chinese are trying to finance the Taliban.  This process is called the Tali-Bank Savings Account.   At least there is only .01% interest being offered.  It would also not surprise me that the Chinese are trying to get mineral rights in Afghanistan so they can make all the lithium batteries in the world.  So, Joe Crow, how can we all have electric cars if China is in control of the electric batteries?