BATTY MASTERSON – Dead Man’s Blame – by Amanda Jean Turncoat
The narrator Bill Baldwin, no relation to today’s Baldwin brothers, unless he is their father which could be, but who knows (?), then again, he could be Adam Baldwin’s dad too, and that is quite possible, but doubtful, we here at the Gander prefer Adam to the others (he’s way more handsome – and oh, what mussels he has!) The Bill Baldwin I use to know was a soloist at our church. He was no relation to any of the acting Baldwin families, but he sure could belt out a song. Anyway, I digress. Bill Baldwin said, “The mining area around Monumental City, Nevadada is where thousands answered natures call, I mean, siren’s call of a silver strike. The new diggings and re-worked tunnels were offering fortunes by the spades full if you were lucky. Sometimes only a grave if you were not lucky. Puss N. Boots had already lived eight of his nine lives so he was just about out of luck. He had to go search for a fallen star. But that’s another show entirely.
“Returning to the revitalized ghost town to roll the dice with lady luck and sing songs with Frank Sinatra, was Batty Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own mind.”
Batty Masterson rode into town on his pal-o-mine-o horse. He headed directly for the Ass-Say-Or’s Office. There was a line a mile long heading into the office, okay, it was not really a mile long, but you get the drift.
“Pardon me,” Batty said to the men, “I’m not trying to cut in line. I just want to say hello to a friend of mine. Hello, Vermin Elwood.”
“Batty Masterson, how are you? It’s been a long time since you were here.”
“Four years to be exact. It was before I even got my own TV show that is named after me!”
“I’m sorry, Batty,” Vermin asked, “but what’s a TV show?”
“About thirty minutes long.” Batty smiled.
“I don’t get it.”
Batty said, “Perhaps you have bad reception in this area?”
Vermin seemed to be concerned, “Hey, Batty, you had better go out and check your claim that you made four years ago. There are some people who are willing to move magic markers and make false claims, like Joke Biden.”
“Thanks for the warning, Vermin.”
A man that had been at the front of the line was getting perturbed at Batty. “Mister, I don’t care who you are, but you need to go to the back of the line!”
Batty said, “I don’t think so!” The man pulled out his six-shooter and pointed it at Batty. “Wow, hey, okay, don’t get all bent out of shape.” He headed for the door then made a hundred and eighty-degree turn and used his bat to knock the gun out of the man’s hand. Then he made another hundred and eighty-degree turn and headed for the door. Batty got on his pal-o-mine-o and rode out to his claim. After he got there he found two ornery men who had moved his stakes. Batty was not happy because he planed on eating them for dinner.
The two men were named appropriately, the hefty guy was Harvey Masonjar and the thinner man was Clay Adamah.
“Hey, you guys!” Batty exclaimed, “That’s my claim, I made it four years ago. You can ask the Ass-Say-Or Vermin Elwood about it in town if you don’t believe me.”
“Yeah? Well, we don’t believe you, this is our claim,” Harvey said.
Another man approached, “Batty Masterson, it is you! Hey, it’s good to see you again. What’s it been four years?”
Batty said, “Yes, it has. It was before I had my own TV show.”
“What does a TV show have?”
“Plenty of commercials! It’s good to see you again, Judd.”
Adamah said, “You better get out of here, because this is our claim and it’s two against one.”
Judd said, “No, this is not your claim, this is Batty’s claim. He made it four years ago! I was there.” The two claim jumpers jumped back and left the scene.
Later, back in town, Batty and Judd went to Judd’s hotel. Elkin’s Inn was a nice place. It had a back door, a front desk, a coat closet, a couch for lounging on, and a stairway to heavenly bliss – Judd’s niece. In fact, she came waltzing down the stairs, “One, two, three, one, two, three!” Batty could not believe his eyes; The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. was all grown up. Well, I’ll be a monkey’s U.N.C.L.E.” Batty said.
She said, “Batty Masterson, you finally came back! It’s sooooo good to see you! You like-y what you see?”
“I sure do!”
A few minutes later Batty and the Girl from U.N.C.L.E. (her name is Ann Elkins but her real name is Steponthe Powerbutton) got into a wagon to head out to his claim. Judd was asleep on his couch when the two claim jumpers from earlier showed up. “Hey, Gus,” Adamah said, “We’ve come to apologize to you. We were out of line and fishing bate. How about we go buy you a drink.”
“Well, I really,….”
“Great, come on!” Masonjar exclaimed.
Out on the road, from the wagon, Batty and Ann noticed smoke rising from the town. He turned the wagon around and headed back toward Monumental City. When the couple arrived in town they saw that it was the Ass-Say-Or’s office that was burning. Vermin was not inside, but Judd, Judd for the defense, was. Batty heroically ventured in and brought out Judd’s body. He was dead. But a mysterious wound to the head was in evidence lockup – and they had to get it released before they could take it to court.
The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. was upset that her U.N.C.L.E. was now dead. “Who do you think did this, Batty?”
“I think I know. I have a plan to draw the culprits out into the open.” He pulled out a blueprint diagramming his plan.
“Wow,” Ann said, “You’re fast at the draw!”
“My old six-shooter’s just a achin’ to spout!”
In the town saloon Batty approached the bartender working at the tender bar. He let it leak that under pretense Vernon was going to take Judd’s body to another town in order to turn in the original claims, as they had not been burned up in the fire, a lucky break for all claim holders. Then Batty left the tender bar. The bartender went over to a few men and told them what Batty had told him. “But I know nothing more, and I’m not going to say another word about anything!”
Harvey and Clay were sitting at a table near the tender bar and overheard everything. Then the Girl from U.N.C.L.E. walked out from a back door and went to the bartender at the tender bar, “In the morning, Vermin is taking my U.N.C.L.E.’s body with him in a hearse.” Again, Clay and Harvey overheard, so they planned an ambush. The following morning, while the hearse was on the road, they stopped Vermin and then opened up the hearse’s back door. They saw Batty sitting there with a drawn gun.
“That’s a pretty good picture of a gun,” Clay said.
“Why, thank you!” Batty exclaimed, “Now both of you move!”
One thing led to another and Harvey got shot and died and Clay lived to see another day, even though that day would be behind bars (not tender bars but bars of steel).
Batty was getting ready to leave town, I guess his claim turned up having no silver. The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. was there along with Vermin. “Ann, why don’t you meet me in a few years,” Batty said to the Girl from U.N.C.L.E. You can meet me in Saint Louis-Louis, yeah, Baby, I got-tuh go now! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”
She said, “I’ll be there, Batty!” But little did she know that she would miss her date with the man old enough to be her father’s younger brother because she would be on a secret spy mission for her other U.N.C.L.E. She would even have a sexy partner who was the son of Rex Harrison. And his name is Noel, and yes, he does love his Christmas songs.
Eventually Batty would get a different TV show by the name of Burp’s Law, but that’s an entirely different show altogether.
The following is a reprint article from The Ascended Times.
PANOOBUS ATTACKS DAIQUIRI – by Murky Watters (no relation to Jessie)
The old Egyptian Bowl-a-food god, Panoobus, who is in limbo (he ascended part way, but was unable to go all the way), gathered up all his drone soldiers in order to attack the Jiffy-Pop outpost on the planet of Daiquiri. His evil intention was to destroy all the Jiffy-Pop soldiers, or make them run, so that he could be in control of the Holy Tabernacle Choir’s ancient weapon that can wipe out all life throughout the galaxy.
But thanks to the quick interference of one Doctor Daniel Snackson and Omahmama DeSalad the Egyptian god’s plans were foiled and plastic wrapped. Omahmama DeSalad used her ascended energy to fight Panoobus; they will probably be in battle for eternity (or until one of them cries “Girl From U.N.C.L.E.”).
After Panoobus and DeSalad disappeared from Der Waffle House the ancients gave Daniel Snackson a choice. He could either ascend or they would allow him to return to earth in his original S.P.C. form, as he appeared before being stabbed to death by Decorator Spam Cartwheel. Daniel decided to return to Cayenne Mountain in order to continue his work with Starplate Special-K. But, as we Ancients so love to do, we made him return without any clothes! TEE HEE HEE!!!
COMMANDO STRIPPED NAKED – by Pero Snapper
Joke Biden’s German shepherd, Commando, has bitten way too many people (over twelve so far) to be allowed residence at the White House any longer. Not only has he bit secret service agents, but he has also bit a grounds keeper, a maid, a butler, a chef, and two Carpenters (who like to sing music together). He will be relocated, probably to one of Biden’s homes (unfortunately, it is not the Home for the Mildly Foolish and Inane).
Joke Biden had problems with his previous German shepherd, Major Chord. He liked to bite the Secret Service Agents too. But the Secret Service guys and gals have disliked taking care of Joke Biden, even when he was a Vice President. They really did not appreciate having to see Joke Biden go all out COMMANDO while taking a dip in the pool. Perhaps he thought he could impress them all with his blond hair prickling up all over his body?
PRESIDENT ELEVEN TO MEET UP WITH BIDEN IN NOVEMBER – by Sum Mitt Meat
Next month Joke Biden is to meet with China’s President Eleven in order to discuss – well, who knows what they will discuss? Maybe it will have something to do with Joke taking more bribes from the communist Chinese government? What’s that you say? His name is not Eleven? It is XI, which is pronounced “she”. At least XI has his preferred pronoun in his name already!
BOGUS BUSINESS TRIAL – by Kanga Roo Court
New Yorkso’s Athorney General, Leticia Shames campaigned on “getting Trumpet” in order to get her job (when she did this the legal bar, not the tender bar, should have debarred her). Unfortunately enough stupid people voted for her.
President Trumpet has been in court, during the first week of October, in New Yorkso City, on charges brought by Leticia Shames. What is it about? Property in Florida being estimated too high for the New Yorkso banks loaning money, which are bogus claims and charges. The judge of the case is no better, he doesn’t like President Trumpet, but he likes to smile for the cameras. This bias judge went in front of college students, some years ago, and told them that he was bias, as he used blue and red sweaters as an example – the two colors of the two main parties of USA.
One of the judge’s helpers was seen hanging out with Senator Upchuck Shoemer, and Trumpet made a comment on Truth Social about her being Shoemer’s girlfriend. After that the judge put Trumpet under a gag order. The question is now out there; does Shoemer have a connection to the trial, is he working with and for the prosecutors?
So, what is the big beef? Well, it’s not Batty’s steaks, for sure. No, the beef is the price of the Mar-A-Large-O property in Florida. The judge claims that Mar-A-Large-O is worth only $18 million, when it is worth way more than that. How does he get by making this false claim when it has absolutely nothing to do with mining silver? Well, he is confusing the property tax value with the real estate value and when real experts testify to try and enlighten him he makes sure his noise canceling headphones are wrapped tightly around his head. This probably accounts for the lack of blood supply to his brain.
There was one thing good that this judge did on the first day, near the end of the court’s session. He dismissed eighty percent of the charges because the statute of liberty, I mean, limitations had elapsed on those charges. Stupid Leticia Shames!
One question remains. How is it that this judge can remain on the case when he is so unstable? The unified rules of court say, “You cannot sit on a case where you have a personal bias or a prejudice concerning a party.” And he told Shames to go after President Trumpet, yeah, sounds like he is bias to me! How about you? Does it sound like he is bias to you?
NO BORDERS BIDEN – by John Henry
As most of you know the southern border has been invaded with millions of people from around the world since January 20, 2021. There have been many “GOTAWAYS” too. But the past couple of months have broken all records, and many musicians are most unhappy about it!
As most of you also know, there is an election coming up on November 8, 2023. I am almost 98.8% sure that there will be some important seats up for election and the Dummycrats want to make sure that more Dummycrats are elected in the election. So they are pretending to care about the border, when they do not care one i-oat-a. That is all it is, a pretense. Even Joke Biden made it clear that he is only putting up 20 miles of wall (fence) to keep from breaking the law. When has breaking the law ever kept that man from doing anything? He’s been breaking laws for decades, especially since he was inaugurated and inebriated.
So, yeah, after Biden sold off much of the tax paid materials, at low-end costs, for fencing the border, they (he and Mayorkass) will (maybe) build twenty miles of border wall (fence) in Starr County, Textus, in order to placate the Dummycrat Party over the invasion taking place, but that is it. In fact, how much fencing can be installed before November 8th? But, there can be no doubt, that they are doing this for the 2024 presidential election too.
Biden and Mayorkass will continue to fly people into the country via airplane and let them go after their arrival. They will still cut the razor wire that Abbott had installed [Idioter’s note C sharp – At the end of October the court made it illegal for Biden to have his people cut the razor wire – Will Biden obey the court’s order?]; they will still sue Textus over the boys in the river, and this and that. Now, it is all a front, a wall one could say, that is being put forth by Mayorkass and Biden. They have a huge political crisis on their hands. Biden is, for the most part, a big fat liar, however, he was honest about one thing, he was not able to appropriate (steal) the money from Congress and use it for something else besides building a wall on the border, even though he tried for six months! He could not appropriate the money from Congress; yet, he is the one who stopped all work on Trumpet’s border wall (fence) in the first place!
CONGRESSMAN BOWEDMAN PULLS ALARM – by Sigmund Fraud
When a vote was to be taken by the House, in order to keep the government open, Congressman Bowedman pulled a fire alarm. He said that he was in a rush to get to the vote, but he could not escape the building he was in, as the doors were locked. He then said that he thought that the fire alarm would help him open the doors.
Bowedman used to be a middle school principal, and he is trying to convince everybody that he thought it was a good idea to pull a fire alarm? Of course, the Dummycrats and State news media stood up for him and took his side.
If we follow the January 6th example then he was trying to cause an insurrection by interrupting a very important voting process taking place in Congress that day, and he should be arrested and put on trial and serve a sentence like all those being punished over the January 6th “insurrection” as Nancy P, refers to it.
GAYTZ GIVES McCARTHY THE BOOT – by Not Happy
Kevin McCarthy, who was voted in as Speaker of the House in January of this year, was just given the boot by Congressman Matt Gaytz, a few other Republicans, and the Dummycrats. It was a nice brown boot, and made of the finest Corinthian leather, still, Kevin McCarthy would rather be Speaker. “Rough, rough!”
It is hard to say if Matt Gaytz did it out of vengeance or not, because of his ongoing (?) sex investigation. Gaytz says it was not because of that but because McCarthy had not kept his promises to them (the Republicans), the promises made in January. Yet, it was only four percent of the party that voted against McCarthy.
We will see if it turns out to be a good thing, or if what took place will blow up in the Republican’s faces, especially when the November election is coming up soon and when they must take care of a postponed government shut down in the same month!
After war broke out in Israel on October 7, 2023, Congress is really itching to get back together in order to give money to the Jews living in Israel.
Some people want to vote in President Trumpet as a temporary House Speaker, but I cannot see how he can do this when he is required to be in court so much – thanks to Joke Biden’s all out assault and pepper on the president! Other candidates are Steve Scoldesse and Jim D. Jordanriver. Both men are good choices, however, Scoldesse is battling Cancer, Leo, and Virgo right now.
It remains to be seen if Gaytz screwed over the Republicans or not.
UPDATE and PRUNE – The Republicans finally got their act together and nominated and voted in a new Speaker of the House. Wolf N. Tweeters announced Congressman Micky Johnson as the new Speaker.
MORE MONEY WANTING TO BE SPENT BY POLITICIANS – OR – PORK EARMARKS – by Sow Sorry
It is doubtful that many people knew that Senator John McCrain, after biting the dust, now has a library on 22 acres of land. Biden used covid recovery money to build said library – $80,000,000 to be exact. McCrain was never even a president, even though he did run for president and lost, so why does he deserve a library when Red Buttons never got a library? The only reason why Joke Biden paid for the library is because he knew that McCrain hated PRESIDENT Donald Trumpet as much as he does, but I think Biden actually hates Trumpet more than McCrain did! What makes me laugh is that John McCrain thought it would crush the president and hurt President Trumpet’s feelings when he did not get an invite to the McCrain funeral! What an ego that man had! Yet all the other former presidents, along with Biden (who finds it hard to be in the present) were present at the McCrian funeral. It was like they were rubbing Trumpet’s nose in it all. If I were Trumpet, which I am not, I would have been sighing a big sigh of relief that I did not have to go and attend! Who likes to go and sit at a boring funeral? NOT ME!!!
Getting funds for politician’s pet projects is basically just paying back their donors. According to LOX News, most earmarks are Republicans. Eight out of ten earmarks, in the Senate, are Republican. Republican Senator Susan Collins wants six hundred million dollars for Maine. Both Democrats and Republicans must cut the wasted spending!
$1,416,000 for carbon neutral bird sanctuary in Virginia – it remains to be seen if migrant birds will invade the carbon neutral bird sanctuary or not – I’m also wondering, how is it that it is carbon neutral?
$1,044,000 for solar pots and pans rooftops on low-income houses in California
$235,000 to give electric Tesla cars to people in the projects, I thought the Left hated Elong Musket. Another $650,000 is wanted to build electric car charging stations in the same projects
$3,000,000 for a playground in California, which should, in the real world, only cost around $30,000 tops
$7,000,000 for an inclusive and equitable park
$4,713,618 to put WIFI in a park (sounds like a song that Chicagogo would have sung “WIFI In The Park”)
$1,000,000 for parks and trees to be placed in a parking lot – to sod a parking lot would really cost $2 per square foot and 30,000 square feet would cost only $60,000 and a cost of $500 per tree – makes $50 grand for 100 trees – would come to a total of $110,000 – not one million dollars
$11,000,000 for a machine gun range (this one must be for the Republicans, unless it’s meant for all the new IRS agents who now carry guns); J. Watters of LOX News says he just shoots at boulders, this could be a bad idea if those bullets ricochet and bounce back at you!
$55,000,000 for an elevator at a train station (probably in San Flancisco); earmark Nancy Pelono. Just how high in the sky is this train station – how many floors are there?
$1,000,000 to remodel a bathroom in a library; earmark A.O.C.
$1,000,000 to refurbish an outdoor basketball court; earmark A.O.C. To pave, paint, and put two hoops with glass backed plates would only cost $75,000 tops. Reality sucks, doesn’t it A.O.C.?
$100,000,000 for the Hard Rock and Tootsie Roll Hall of Fame
$200,000,000 for Baltimore’s Great Wax Museum; the owner of the earmark got his own wax statue six months ago (bribery or vanity?)
$5,000,000 for a Hip-Hop Museum in New Yorkso; earmark Senator Upchuck Shoemer
$1,000,000 to widen sidewalks; earmark Jerry Needler (not sure where the sidewalks are – his own property?)
$2,000,000 for a bike lane in California
$5,000,000 to re-imagine an entrance to a Subway Station named after Harvey D. Milkman; earmark Nancy Pelono (it might be worth it if it was for entrances to all Subway fast food joints)
$4,000,000 for a farmers market in Miniapples; earmark Illham Omar
$4,000,000 for a George Floyd Square at a certain intersection; earmark Squad member
$3,000,000 for a scientific study to see if a rusted old barge should be removed from the harbor; earmark A.O.C., she also wants another half a million to make an anti-racist oyster reef – as there are no oysters in Flushing Bay (Is it named Flushing Bay because that is where all the toilet water is flushed away to? This would explain why there are no living oysters there.). Flushing Bay is in Queens where the rusty barge is located. I could see spending money on an oyster bar on the reef where people would go to get drunk and maybe get some good seafood to eat – but half a mill? I don’t think so.
Millions are wanted for traffic light cameras (nobody wants that – to be spied on)
Somebody also wants to spend a wad of gum on a zero emissions street Zamboni ! I’m also not sure why anyone would want to use the ice paving machine on the streets? That sounds dangerous to us!
$4,800,000 for a public bathroom at Venice Beach, California; earmark Tim Lou-Lou
$2,485,000 for solar panels on a recreation center; earmark Bob Goldbar’s son
$3,500,000 for a “wellness trail” in Michigangan; earmark Radish Taleebie
$1,800,000 to repave a walking-trail (for repairs); earmark Jamey Summers Raskin
$2,000,000 to build a senior home for gays; earmark Iowa Presley (no relation to Elvis)
$8,000,000 to make a bird nest island; earmark Barbarbarbarbarbarbar-Lee in Oakland
Well, if there are more Republicans than Democrats wanting Pork Earmarks they sure did not get listed here (all information I have reported to you has come from LOX News).
HILARIOUSLY ROTTEN CLINTON IS AT IT AGAIN!!! – by Tired’o Dis’Be-Atch!
Hilariously Rotten Clinton was on some silly news show on some State TV news station, like MTNBC or ZNN, putting out the hit on MAGA people. Calling the followers of President Trumpet a “cult”. So, once more, she is against more than half the country just because they disagree with her and her communist Comrades. According to her, in 2016, the MAGA Republicans use to all be deplorable, but now they are also members of a cult. She says that all of the MAGA Republicans take their “marching orders from Donald Trumpet”. With this comment it is easy to see that she is alluding to MAGA people as fascists – doing some silly goose step.
She bitches, in the bad way, about how Trumpet is immoral and is a crook – being he’s in court and been indicted. She seems to forget that in America the law says that you are innocent until proven guilty! And if you are not proven guilty then you are innocent! The only reason why Joke Biden has not been indicted and is not facing charges in court today is because Biden has people in high places, like the DOJ, the FBI, the CIA (etc.). They are all protecting him and keeping him from being investigated! They are even trying to obstruct Congress by keeping documents sent to them or blacking them out.
Just recently, Biden had his guy Garlic Maryland appoint one of Hunted Biden’s best lawyer friends to be in charge of a special council looking into whistleblowers. The whistleblowers that are whistle blowing stuff about Hunted and Joke Biden!
“Maybe,” Clinton says about MAGA folk, “they don’t like migrants? Maybe they don’t like gay people or black people or the woman who got the promotion at work they didn’t get? Whatever the reason…it seems like a cult.”
I would like to personally respond to her “maybe” questions. Maybe we don’t like migrants entering our country illegally, breaking all of our laws, getting stuff for free that we, the tax payers pay for, and then having to share our Medicaid, hospitals, schools, sidewalks, airports, police stations, motels, and other stuff with them! Do you think we believe for one minute that ALL of the people who have broken our laws are really seeking asylum from their countries especially when they bring the flags of their own country with them and wave them in our faces? Remember the slogan in Europe – “Rebels go home”? Well, I say this to all the people that have broken our laws – “Migrants go home!”
The man that she hates the most and lies about the most, President Donald J. Trumpet, was for gay marriage, she is the one who was against it. Yet she accuses MAGA people of being against gays. I’m not saying some people are not against the idea of two men getting married or two women getting married, but not all of us are against it. I for one, an independent, say that people just should not get married – we all must be celibate and have no more children. But see, I am in the minority here. Should not my feelings, because I am a minority, matter more than all the LRGXOUQT people out in the world (who are a very small percentage of the population)? I think so! But you don’t see me crying over it or going out to riot and steal because I am in the minority of ONE!
She is partially right about black people. I do not like ALL black people – I strongly dislike the ones who loot, go out and steal, go out and riot, go out and BREAK OUR LAWS!!! I have nothing against black people who follow the law or want laws in our country. It is not the color of someone’s skin I have problems with – it is their bad attitudes and when they are immoral. A lot of honest, hard working black people do want police in their neighborhoods. I am not saying that the black people who break the laws are evil either. I think that people who make a living off of baiting blacks with prejudice causes, like Al Sharptone, and the Leftist teachers and Leftist professors (who actually are cultists) have falsely educated (you know, brain washed) these black people! Critical Race Theory is not helping matters either, and that is what Clinton and her ilk are trying to do – brainwash our children into believing that they are oppressors if they are white and the oppressed, or the victims of whitey, if they are black – so all we can ever have is chaos and people trying to get revenge and justice! But who are really against the black people? It is and always has been the Dummycrat Party (they are the slave owners – Biden’s family owned actual slaves; they are the KKK, they are the ones who adopted Hitler’s fascism and then lied to say fascism belonged to the Republican Party).
Again, it was H. R. C. who had a war room against women, maybe because they got the job that she wanted? Is this not why she has a war with Trumpet going on? Because, he got her job, the one that the Global Leftists promised to her? But she forgot that America is not run, not yet anyway and I hope it never will be, by the Leftists, or the Globalists (one world order jerks), it is still run by “WE THE PEOPLE”!!! But that is why she claims that we are all cultists; she wants us out of her way (their way – the globalists’ way)!
H. R. Clinton’s little talk was the opening topic, the A Block, on LOX New’s show THE FOUR PLUS ONE, on October 6, 2023. The “Plus One” – Jessica Takeoff – said that Republicans call liberals “anarchists, anti-American, deranged, communists, corrupt, compromised, groomers and perverts, thugs and traitors.” Well, aren’t they? If Jessica is honest with herself, she has to admit that the Dummycrat party does have their share of “anarchists, anti-American, deranged, communists, corrupt, compromised, groomers and perverts, thugs and traitors”.
Examples: All the people who allow rioters and looters to get away with their deeds and do not arrest them or put them in jail. Oh, they do it when they want to arrest their enemies – the MAGA “cult” – but when it comes to groups like BLM, or Antifa and Unclefa, or the hundreds of people who go steal everything out of stores after breaking into these store, and one congressman who pulls a fire alarm – well, they can get by with all the anarchist deeds they pull and not one bloody thing is done about it because the large cities are managed by George Soreass district athornies!!!
The Left is anti-American – just look at Joke Biden who breaks all the American laws he can, on a minute by minute accounting of time and bad deeds! He has ruined the United States of America since January 20, 2021. He is one of the most anti-American people I can think of, except perhaps his puppet masters.
The Left are deranged as they suffer from TDS (Trumpet Deranged Syndrome). Point in case – all the illegal court indictments placed on Trumpet in 2023 just because he is running for president in 2024 and Biden knows he will loose if he does not cheat (again) to keep hold of his job. So they are willing to play all the deranged games they can in order to keep the man out of the Oval Office! Plus, that one lady who was screaming her head off because Trumpet won in 2016 – that is a pretty good example of derangement!
Everything the Left does is in goosestep with communism and fascism, not to mention, but I am, Marxism! Taking away taxpayers’ money to give free things to illegal immigrants – that’s communism to the max! Redistribution of our tax paid money (our wealth) is also communism – and that is all that the Left side does – is redistribute our wealth – that is what welfare is, that is what social security is! WAKE UP!!!
I just have to say two names to prove that the Dummycrats are corrupt – Bob Goldbar Mandoza and Joke Biden. And that leads into the next word “compromised” – because when people like Bob and Joke take bribes from foreign governments that makes THEM compromised and they do things against the interest of USA!!!
Who are “groomers and perverts” of today’s children? It is all the public schoolteachers and the teacher’s union that teach sex education to the children in K-12 – that’s who! And they also allow pornography into the school libraries. Then there are the weird people allowing Drag Queen Story Hour (I wonder if they have pop up books?) They are also perverts because they want to “sexually” pervert our children! That is what a pervert is. One definition of pervert is “corrupt”. Is that what happened to Joke Biden and Bob Goldbar? Is that why Biden loves to hire sexually perverted people for his administration? One example is the Samsonite man who dresses up in stolen dresses he pinches at airports.
The next thing on Jessica’s list is that of “thugs”. Thug is defined as “[he covers, conceals – more at THATCH]: a brutal ruffian or assassin: GANGSTER, KILLER” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary). That sounds like a good description of Hilariously Rotten Clinton to me! She covered up her own e-mail scandal with the aid of FBI Wookie James Homley. There is rumor that she and her hubby are responsible for the assassinations of certain people – but nobody really wanted to do serious investigations to prove their involvement.
And the final word is “traitors”. Well, Joke Biden is the biggest traitor to our country we have ever seen, not Donald Trumpet. Biden is the one who took bribes from the leaders of countries who are our enemies. Biden is the one who allowed millions of people to INVADE our country while claiming that the border is closed and while breaking all of our immigration laws that are on the books. So, you can see, why the MAGA people may say these things about the Dummycrats – because they are ALL TRUE!!! So it is not actually name calling at all, it is just “stating the facts”!
Nobody on the Right calls for silencing people’s voices, or threatens newspapers and social media when it comes to a story about a lap top right before a presidential election! Nobody on the Right tries to suppress anyone on social media just because they do not agree with what the Dummycrats are saying.
What H. R. C. is doing, in calling MAGA people cultists and stating that they need to be deprogrammed or re-educated – well, that’s the type of thing they do in COMMUNIST countries, one like North Korea – chun-mon-aa-yo!
So here is what Greg Gutfelt said about cults, “A cult is not defined by its supporters, it’s defined by destroying those who don’t support you. So Scientology is not a cult because it has followers [who do so blindly], it is a cult because it goes after those who leave [because they no longer follow blindly] or people who are against it [sane people]. That defines the party of the Dummycrats who created cancel culture (it wasn’t the Republicans). What you are seeing now is a bigger issue; you’re seeing cancel culture on a wider scale. You wonder why people are worried about 2024? Because there is a group of elites who are already placing targets on people’s backs. From the top – Elong Musket and Trumpet – to the bottom – the January six trespassers. And, if you dare to call it out a target will be placed on you.
“If you talk about issues that matter, that the Dummycrats have abandoned whether it’s immigration or crime or education, you will be deprogrammed, you will go to the camp. Again, this is cancel culture. It’s no longer a bug in the system it is the system. You have the FBI now targeting MAGA Republicans as terrorists; that’s part of this equation. So, how should the rest of us react? How should half the country react? Should we just laugh it off? I mean, you [Jessica] said, ‘this is what people say about Liberals’ fine, that’s name-calling. [Of course, Greg did not just present to you, like I have, how the Left’s idea of the Right’s name-calling is actually the Right stating facts.] Trumpet targeted people in power; he didn’t go after voters. Right? She [Hilariously Rotten] goes after voters; she goes after Americans. He went after the [state] media and he went after politicians and after the Dummycrat Party. He never went after, quote, the small ‘d’ Dummycrat. So that validates everything that Trumpet said about others, ‘They are coming for you’. They [Dummycrats] are just no longer hiding it. They want us to be scared. They want us to stay home. They want you to think twice before you say anything or like a post by Trumpet on Truth Social. Ah, what are we supposed to do, because, if we say something about it, then we get targeted, right? That’s what’s happening.”
If any political party is a cult it is the Dummycrat party because everything they do is a perfect example of what H. R. C. spoke about the MAGA Republicans (or MAGA people) being like. Yet, MAGA simply means, “Make America Great Again”! What is so wrong about that? NOTHING! Why would we even have to make America great again? It is because the Dummycrats have ruined America with their policies! They are the ones who have George Soreass employees in district athorney offices throughout the country. They are the ones allowing millions of people to come into the country illegally since January 20, 2021. And this invasion is destroying the safety of our country – what with over 7 million people flooding our border. The Dummycrats are the ones who established “no bail” policies. They are the ones allowing criminals to roam the streets. They are the ones who have allowed the homeless to live on city sidewalks and in city parks where people are likely to step in human poop and human urine and hyper-dermis needles! It is the Dummycrats who de-funded the police, who will not defend the police, and who have allowed our police forces to dwindle into nothing. It is the Dummycrats who will not prosecute BLM rioters, antifa and unclefa rioters, and all the shoplifters and store looters. And because their policies do what they need them to do, ruin USA, they accuse MAGA Republicans of being against democracy, of being anti-American. This is a trick of the communists and Marxists – accuse your enemy of what you are guilty of being and doing. They constantly accuse (and name call) Republicans and conservatives as being racists when they are the racists (just examine their policies and how they work against people instead of helping them). So, Jessica accuses the Republicans of not being nice because she can’t stand the fact that it is her side who are the horribly immoral name callers. [Idioter’s note A flat: Will Jessica come to her senses and wake up when she, a Jew, sees how her own party treat the Jews? I doubt it.]
In fact, there is a new nasty name for the MAGA folk. It is AGAAVE. It is what the FBI is using for people they aim to harass, arrest, and incarcerate. What does this new name mean? It means “anti-government, anti-authority, violent extremists” and that is how they are classifying MAGA people, because racist just won’t do any more. They will go after these people and go after the people who plan to vote for Donald Trumpet in 2024. To be honest, I really do not know that I want Trumpet to be president again; I would rather let somebody else have a chance to do it (so long as they are on the Republican ticket). But by golly, if there was any candidate who is really going to be willing to take on the deep state, the state itself, and the Dummycrats, I do believe it will be Donald Trumpet – because look at what they are doing to him! And as he says, they are going after him in order to go after US (UNITED STATES) PEOPLE!!!
Notice that under President Trumpet only eleven known terrorists tried to enter into our country. Yet under Joke Biden, so far, there have been 264 known terrorists who have tried to enter into our country.
Under the Biden Administration over 1.5 million known “Gotaways” have come across the southern border, which is more than the cast members of Dallas, the TV show. Well, do you feel safer than you did four years ago? I know I don’t.
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2 – These country names were made up in order to protect innocent journalists on this rag!
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