Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection
If you were born in the last portion of the month of February and in the first half (well up to the 23rd or so) of March, then you are a Pisces, and you swim with the Fishes. This does not mean that you are dead, just that Pisces is a water sign, which is a good thing because a fish out of water means sure death – because, the fish cannot breath! Feel good about this sign because Christ Jesus was born during the Age of Pisces! Yet, there are two fish to the constellation not just one. So this second fish, also born during the Age of Pisces, is a woman. I will let you POND-er on this idea.
And now, for something completely different…a man with ten Robot Chicken episodes on DVD…and now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
By the way, did you know that the original Christian cross was an “X” and not a “t”? That’s right, “X” marks the spot, it is also the symbol for fish and that is important. I tell you, you are so lucky to be a Pisces! Unless you’re an atheist Pisces, then you may think that your life smells a whole lot like rotting fish which was coughing up blood on the pier the night before.
Pisces, it has been said, are the most psychic of the astrological symbols. The Pisces in its relationship to the man in the moon suggests a pathway full of temptations because man travels upwards on a long journey, especially if you are Jeff Bozos. However, if you are the woman God-crowned you are not only clothed with the sun you also have your feet upon the moon – so you have complete dominion over your long journey, and you are able to avoid those nasty temptations along the way!
And now, for your serious fortune: While you are out running your errands you will run into your comicron obsessed friends. They will ask you where your mask is at and you will say to them, “I sleep with Inspire!” At least you’re not sleeping with the fishes.
PROPHECY CHRISTMAS SONG WRITTEN IN NOVEMBER 2020 – by Notta Supreme-Asist
Chung Lee Confusion
Faith is taking the first step, even if Faith is six months old.
NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES:
“A bank is a place that will give you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Boob Hopes
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what Joe Biden says you cannot do and not doing what Joe Biden says you must do.” — Walter Badgeon
“You always pass failure on the way to success.” — Mickey Rooney
“You always pass GO on the way to the pokey.” — Mickey Mouse
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” — Woody Allen (not the Woody from Toy Story).
THE WORD OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith
IMMUNE is our word for the month. You may be surprised to find out just exactly what it means!
So, what does the word “immune” mean? Basically, it means “before service”. Before what service I have not been able to figure out. Is it one’s church service? Is it the service one gets at the information counter of a library? Who exactly can say?
Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary defines “immune” as “FREE, EXEMPT”. Exempt means that you do not have to do something – like come down with a disease, or even get a vaccination for a disease (medical exemptions as they are called). So, in a way, it is ironic that Joe Biden believes that he can mandate vaccination shots to people who are actually free and exempt from taking them because in truth they are already immune! You are FREE to have your God given rights – like found in the U.S.A. Constitution – with your immune exemption! In fact, it is a fact, that Biden’s mandates ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!! You do not have to have vaccination shots mandated to you, you do not have to wear masks (especially if you are sleeping with Inspire or sleeping with the fishes), or stand six feet away from somebody, or social distance.
The word also means, “marked”. So we are, according to Revelation, marked by God on our foreheads (in our consciousness), not by Satan’s number 666 on the back of the hand. We are mentally and physically “protected” by God’s mark!!!
Definition “2: not susceptible or responsive” to coronavirust or any other disease; “having a high degree [the Third Degree of spiritual understanding] of resistance to a disease” like coronavirust.
“Definition “3 a: having or producing antibodies” is a physical definition. However, according to material medical theory or belief – those who had coronavirust have antibodies in their T-cells, B-cells, AAA-cells, and DD-cells – and this makes them more immune than vaccinated people and energized bunny rabbits.
The word “immunity” means: “the quality or state of being”. Well, does not Christian Science have a Scientific statement of being that makes us all immune to the coronavirust or any variant or any disease? Yes, it does!
What is the Scientific statement of being?
“There is no life, truth, intelligence, nor substance in matter. All is infinite Mind and its infinite manifestation, for God is All-in-all. Spirit is immortal Truth; matter is mortal error. Spirit is the real and eternal; matter is the unreal and temporal. Spirit is God, and man is His image and likeness. Therefore, man is not material; he is spiritual.” (SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES, by Mary Baker Eddy, p. 468:9)
What is God’s infinite manifestation? For this answer we turn to Mary Baker Eddy’s (who is a woman born under the Age of Pisces) definition of Christ in “Glossary” of SCIENCE AND HEALTH. “Christ. The divine manifestation of God, which comes to the flesh to destroy incarnate error.” (S&H 583:10)
While God’s infinite manifestation is infinite, because Mind is infinite, it is also divine because Christ is divine nature being manifested in the flesh (or reflected in the flesh) in order to destroy incarnate error (that which is erroneous matter).
TWO VERY IMPORTANT BOOKS TO GET – by Wordy Smith
You really need to purchase two books to find out what dirty shenanigans the power hungry persons are trying to pull off and why. The first book came out in 2021. It is Mark R. Levin’s book, American Marxism. The other book is seen below and it is about fascism. Communism (Marxism) and fascism really are the same thing – except communism promotes a universal takeover of the world and fascism promotes a national takeover of the world. So, it is quite possible that those in charge (being both communists and fascists) are trying to turn the United States of America into the world leader like Adolph Hitler tried to do some 80 years ago. And as Joe Biden would say, this really is no malarkey!
Notice that billionaire George Soros (who is also a communist-fascist pig) is on Glenn’s book cover (below). George Soros, a Jew, was saved from being killed during World War II. What did the youngster do for a job? He helped the German’s catalog people’s stolen property – like valuable works of art. If his name sounds familiar, it should, he is the man who donates tons of money to all those people that run for U. S. district attorneys. After they win they ruin our cities by letting all the criminals back out on the street over and over and over and over.
The surgeon said to the nurse, “Cut that out!”
Why is Martin Short?
Why does Joe Biden believe that a country can have a soul?
DOES SAINT PETA APPROVE? – by Betty Davis Eyes
The Pope is shaming Roman Catholics for having pets instead of children. This actually sounds biologically impossible, but hey, who am I to judge? If the Pope is so upset about it all then he should talk to all the Climate Change people, because, it is due to all of the gloom and doom over the chatter about climate that people are more willing to have pets than they are children. He should also talk to the public schools who want to brain wash our children, if and when they can actually go to school, with all the Marxist programs (CRT, sex education at 3 years old, etc.). But he won’t do that because he is a socialist and more than likely believes in all that junk. The only reason why the Pope wants his congregation to propagate is so that his material church organization will not come to an end. And to be honest, Jesus, Peta and Paul (I love their candy bars) taught women to be celibate, so Romanism goes against true Christianity!
PARAFIN STATUES OF BIDEN AND HARRIS – by Regis Mortes
It has been reported that the statue of Joe Bidden is more lifelike than Joe Biden when awake and that the statue of Khameleon Harris is more likeable than the Ex-Senator ever was, and has made way more friends. The only problem with these statues is that they are highly flammable – so do not smoke around them, PLEASE!!!
SIGNS IN THE SKY – by Al Ian Counter
I recently saw the 2002 movie SIGNS with Mel Gibdaughter. And I thought it was a pretty good movie except for a few details, deskins, and defeet. I will get to this in a while.
At the beginning of the movie you believe the title has to do with the crop circles found in Mel’s corn field. But this is not what the title actually refers to.
Mel’s character is both a father of two children (a boy and a girl) but he is also a father of the cloth. Their names are Rayan, Cotton, and Poly Ester (the children of the cloth, not the children of the man). It turns out that he left his job as the father of the cloth because his wife got killed while out for a stroll on a midsummer’s night dream. (That’s what happens to you when you walk in your sleep.) Anyway, the father lost his faith in God and he will need spiritual signs in order to regain his faith, which does happen at the end of the flick.
The widower’s oldest child, a son, has asthma and the daughter is very picky about the water she drinks. She says she can taste things in the water; hence she leaves glasses of water all over the house. The kid’s uncle lives with them. He used to be a baseball player, could really hit the ball, but he was too much like Babe Ruth and always swung at the ball, so he struck out a lot with the ladies.
Earth is in trouble. Aliens, from outer space and not from the southern border, are trying to take over the world. The county’s veterinarian, who accidentally killed the father’s wife when he fell asleep at the wheel of his car (That’s what happens to you when you drive in your sleep.), called the father (not lots of dirty rotten names, but over the telephone). And the father went to see him. The two of them finally mended their fences; Mel forgave the man for his wife’s death. The vet was sitting in his packed vehicle, he was going to go to a cabin by a lake, as he knew (a feeling he had) that the aliens did not like water. He also told Mel not to open his panty drawer, I mean pantry door, because, he had captured one of the aliens.
Mel went inside the house and investigated. He tried to see if he could catch a glimpse of the alien creature’s reflection by slipping the blade of a knife underneath the door. The alien stuck his claw like fingers underneath the door which frightened Mel, so he instinctively cut the alien’s fingers off with the very sharp knife. Then he went home to protect his family and fix the biggest meal in history. I would not want to wash all of those dishes!
The two men boarded up windows and doors and then remembered their German shepherd tied up outside. They had forgotten to bring her inside and the aliens kill her. As she died you could hear her moan, “AWK-DA-LEABER!!!”
Well, after locking themselves into the root cellar all night, they felt that the alien attack was all over (because of what they heard on a radio broadcast). They all went upstairs to help the son with his asthma attack; he needed an epee pen injection. Mel set the boy down on the couch and went to get the TV so that the boy could watch it. When he came back an alien was holding the limp boy’s body, as the boy was now passed out. The baseball playing uncle entered the room with the medicine and dropped it on the floor in surprise. Mel recognized the alien as it was missing two clawed fingers.
The nasty alien tried to gas the boy, but the boy’s lungs were closed off from his earlier asthma attack and did not inhale the poisonous gas. If the alien was able to read thoughts you think that he may have picked up on all of the stuff that was about to go down. My conclusion is that the aliens could not really read their thoughts at all because he did not see anything coming after the father had his SIGN flashbacks. The father tells his brother to swing away. The brother grabs his bat off the Billy Mantle on the wall and begins to swing away at the alien. Then after one of the daughter’s water glasses falls on the alien, the brother realizes that H2O is an acid to the aliens. So he gets as many glasses of water to spill on the alien as he can.
After receiving his shot the father’s son recovers and lives. The father once more becomes a father of the cloth (his children are so happy about it), and all is right with the world.
So here are my problems with the movie. I get that the aliens do not wear clothes because they are able to change colors and hide, but they are unable to get through wooden barricades? They have spaceship technology and they have no weapons to get through wooden barricades? I guess it was okay to poison humans with their gas because they probably are immune to the effects from the gas, as they were supposedly harvesting human beings for food. But why did they choose to harvest a planet that is three fourths water when water is like acid to them? I guess they came without weapons too, maybe they figure the only weapon they really need is the gas they emit? They should cut down on the amount of fiber they eat! I guess that the people of Earth could take solace in that if these buggy aliens were to ever return they could win the war with simple squirt guns and soaker rifles!
JEWELS FROM MATCH GAME 74:
What made Frederick March?
Where has Orson Bean?
What turned Betty White? (May she rest in peace.)
Betty is all White.
Jay Silverheels (Tonto from the Loan Ranger [yes, I spelled Lone wrong on purpose]) married an Italian woman to get back at Columbus.
RACIST RHODES SCHOLARS! – by Assa Fault
Racist Rhodes Scholar Pete Buttijudge is now a living doll! That’s right he is now a real Bobble Head figurine. This is supposed to be in honor of a man who has allowed the supply chain fiasco to happen, and who went on a two month vacation during it. WHY?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON IN CONGRESS? – by Honesta Enjun (friend of Jay Silverheels)
On January 6, 2022, Nancy Pelono gave a speech to the people who were stupid enough to go hear her speak, about January 6, 2021 and the “INSURECTION”!!! But get this, she had the nerve to have cast members of Hamilton beamed in, via the Internet, to sing a song for all of them. She said they were so proud to be there. However, the whole thing was fake! Nancy’s liturgical remembrance of 1/6/21 was full of holes, just like her brain. What she showed to the “crowd” (if there really was a crowd there at all) happened to be from a recording made in October 2020 for a moveon.org event! Notice the year was 2020, months before Nancy’s Insurrection (as she is the one who really insurrected that day). I say she insurrected because she (over and over and over) rejected reinforcements by the National Guard (Trump wanted them there) and extra police force (the main man in charge of the Washington D.C. Capitol police force asked for reinforcements). Nancy does not want this fact to be known, that is why I am sharing it with you.
A RIDDLE-JOKE NOT HEARD ON THE FIVE
Greg Guttfelt: Why is Jesse always wet behind the ears?
Dana Purinadogchow: I don’t know, Greg, why is Jesse always wet behind the ears?
Greg Guttfelt: Because he lives on Watter’s World!
Dana Purinadogchow: At least the aliens won’t invade his home planet!
Congratulation goes out to Jesse James Watters, as he is getting the PRIMETIME time slot on Primetime – Monday to Friday at 7 p.m. Eastern time on FOX News. This is the old time slot belonging to Bill O’Really with the FACTOR, when Jesse was just, well actually, “wet behind the ears” with his Watter’s World segments. His new job began on January 24, 2022.
BIDEN FIRES BREYER’S ICE CREAM IN FLAVOR OF BEN AND JERRY – by Hagen Doss-Key
The Biden Administration leaked melted ice cream before Supreme Court Justice Breyer could make his own personal announcement about his retirement. Does the man really want off the court or is he being pushed out the door by Joe in flavor of another tasty morsel of ice cream; a dark chocolate, sexy woman flavor? When you compare Biden to Breyer who is less mentally competent and should resign? Well, that happens to be Biden, of course.
So look forward to an extreme Leftist (communist-fascist) judge being put forth as a candidate. Because that is all, so far, that Biden has even put forth as judge candidates over the past year. Do you think that Joe suffers from permanent brain freeze? It’s a working theory!
DOMESTIC TREASON – by Kato (manservant of the Green Hornet)
On January 6, 2022, Fox New’s Bret Bare revealed real domestic treason while interviewing Bitch Chainey. She went on his show and lied (her fool head off) about what took place on January 6, 2021. My question to Bret Bare is why did he allow her to lie to his audience? Why did he not call out her on her lies?
ACTOR COMEDIAN, PAT OSWALD, SADLY APOLOGIZES – by Crocodile Tears Dundy
After being invited to hang out with his black friend, who is a standup comedian and has done great things for the LGTBQ people, Pat Oswald sells his friend out. Pat is unwilling to take a stand and praise his friend’s help for the LGTBQBARBQ? Why not? Because, Pat is a liberal chicken pot pie, that’s why. After 30 years of friendship, after Oswald posted a picture of him and his friend, he receives one or two negative messages and dissolves the 30 year friendship over the whole MADE UP LIE about the LGTBQBARBQJAHAW? What the FRACK, PAT? I guess betrayal comes in all colors, shapes, sizes and LGTBQBARBQJAHAWDIRTYNOGOODROTTENFRIENDS!
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