“I see,” said the blind man to his deaf and dumb daughter over the disconnected telephone, “that President Trumpet has resurrected this Easter morning!”
MORE COLLEGE BANS ON WORDS
The following words have been banned by a certain American college, who shall rename David Blainless.
“eggs” – because there are more than 100 ways to prepare them for meals
“bunnies” – because they know how to multiply and the students don’t
“chicks” – because they make loud noises
“Peeps” – because they come in the shapes of bunnies and chicks
“female” – because they are from Venus
“male” – because they are from Mars
“Christmas tree” – because of all the dangerous pine needles
HEY, YOU CLIMATE ZEALOTS! – by Shake Yur Booty
Did you know that in the first thirteen weeks of 1811 there were 1,874 earthquakes? There were quakes throughout 1822. Thirty to fifty thousand square miles of the U.S.A. went through extensive topographical changes.
People thought it had to do with the Second Coming of Christ. They were right, because on Monday, July 16, 2021, Mary Baker was born on the Baker farm in Bow, New Hampshire. She was to explain to the world Christ Jesus’ healing method and explain his life and works with Christian Science.
The point is, just because there are freaky things happening in the world in regards to the weather, it does not mean that man’s carbon footprints are responsible for what is taking place. Nor should mankind need to believe in all the climate change nonsense being promoted by the Left (or the one world order folk). Instead – we need to actually do a heavy investigation into H.A.A.A.A.A.A.R.P. (Is that too many capital A’s?)
American Beauty, stay away from me!
I don’t like thorns so stay away from me!
“AOC is so dumb she studied for a covid test.” – Jim Mel Failyuh (Stay tuned and you will find out that AOC is not really all that stupid!)
One may ask, “How did Christopher Wraith get on President Trumpet’s radar to become head of the FBI?” The answer is that Governor Nutty Chris Christy suggested Wraith as Wookie James Crummy’s replacement to President Trumpet.
FACT: For decades Joe Biden took classified files home and spread them out all over different places – 1,850 boxes of confidential materials. Yet there were no FBI raids in any of those locations in regard to Joe Biden. Can you say “double standards on the corner”? But the real reason there was a raid on Trumpet is to draw attention away from Biden’s guilt, as they knew before the Trumpet raid that Biden was guilty of keeping classified materials in various locations. Also, before the raid of Mar-A-Large-O, President Trumpet was willing to allow the FBI access to the files he had in his mansion. The FBI had already seen the files at Mar-A-Large-O before the raid took place. They knew what room they were placed in and they telephoned Trumpet’s people to ask them to place another lock on said room, so the files were very secure – not like they have been with Joe Biden. Leaving a Corvette as a watch dog just does not cut it. Yet, the FBI insisted on doing a raid. This was probably by order of Joe Biden himself, getting his stooge Garlic Maryland to boss Christopher Wraith around.
Then the DOJ (Department of Jack*$&%*#) remained silent about Biden’s files before the 2022 election took place. News of it only came out way after the election (in January 2023) – this was election interference on the part of the FBI, the DOJ, and particularly – Joe Biden!
Laura Ingram Blames President Trumpet Unfairly – by Phare Play
On March 27, 2023 Sean Hamnity interviewed President Trumpet on his show. His show comes on before the Ingram Angle does. Laura had two guests on to discuss the interview. She blamed President Trumpet for looking back into the past (even if that past is happening this month?) instead of speaking on important topics. Yet, wait a minute, is she forgetting that he was just answering the questions asked him by the host Sean Hamnity?
So, if there happens to be any blame to be spread around it would have to fall at Hamnity’s feet! Am I right about this? I think I am. I could not figure out why Laura would blame Trumpet for something that was actually her friend Sean’s fault? Just what does this mean? I think she’s just jealous that she didn’t get the interview herself! Or perhaps she remembers the one time she did interview Trumpet in front of a cemetery and the Left-winged press gave them both a bad time about it.
FACT: President Trumpet breaks glass ceiling again! He was the first president in USA to be impeached two times, he has been the only president to donate his salary to charity, he is the only USA president to have ever been raided by the FBI, and now he is the first American president in history to be indicted!
PRESIDENT TRUMPET BEING TAKEN INTO CUSTODY THE SAME TIME OF YEAR THAT JESUS WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY – COINCIDENCE? – by Esther Bunny Rabbi (I am not a porn star, even though I am a Bunny, and I refuse to ban my name just because I can multiply, add, subtract, and divide! That’s right, I can do the math!)
The timing seems rather odd that District Athorney, Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragger, wants to bring President Trumpet into New Yorkso City in order to indict him for something that is only a dressed up Miss D. Meaner (which has more clothes on than a stripper), hardly a crime at all, and if it were really a crime the Statue of Liberty, I mean, the statute of limitations to persecute for said crime ran out years ago (in 2018). So, Bragger is trying to make the paying off of a non-disclosure agreement into a Federal crime, even though his jurisdiction cannot cover Federal crimes and the statute of limitations ran out on the Federal crime in 2021. The only crime that was really committed by Trumpet’s people was an accounting error, which would have been committed by Trumpet’s lawyer, or perhaps an accountant, at the time. Trumpet’s non-loyal lawyer during that time was the professional fibber named Michael Conehead. And yet, guess who Bragger’s main witness is in his case? You guessed it, Michael Conehead! How is that fair or right? However, I doubt that Conehead is the only witness on Bragger’s list.
So, what is behind Bragger’s motive, beside the point that he promised the voters while he was campaigning (for the District Athorney position) that he would go after Trumpet? Well, he probably is thinking about his future and running for a higher political office, or else, the fix is in and he was simply following the orders of Joe Biden. Heaven help us if he were ever to get a higher position than the one he already has!
I am not saying that President Donald J. Trumpet is another Jesus Christ, because, that would not be true. However, certain people and groups hate President Trumpet just as much as certain people and groups hated Jesus Christ nearly 2,000 years ago.
Will the booking, fingerprinting, and mug shot be enough for the Leftists to take down President Trumpet and keep him from running in the 2024 election? I doubt it. In fact, it will probably backfire on the Left and President Trumpet’s run for President will see him resurrecting his strip-pole numbers and the many people who will actually realize, “Hey, I need to vote for the persecuted man named Trumpet. Who wants a government like a third world banana split republic here in USA? Not me. So I had better vote for President Trumpet!”
Trumpet is in trouble because Bragger says Trumpet tried to pay off lots of hush money to a stripper before the 2016 election. Yet, this money was not out of the campaign fund, like the Clinton’s used years ago (guilty of same crime – only we know for sure Billy Boy did have sex with those women). Trumpet denies having extramarital affairs with porn star Norm E. Daniels and Daisy Duck. Why Norm wants to have a man’s name is a mystery to me. Also, Norm is making money by selling merchandise Online in regards to President Trumpet. She is the one who broke the law when she broke the nondisclosure agreement she made with Donald J. Trumpet.
Anyway, on Sean Hamnity’s show, that aired before the indictment went down, Trumpet showed a document by Daniels stating that she never had sex with Trumpet. So why did she ask for hush money? Because she probably knew that he did not want her threat that they did have sex with each other to get out to the public or to his lovely wife Milania Cookie. Well, who knows if Trumpet and Daniels did have an affair? But, I trust Trumpet’s word over Joe Biden’s word any old day.
Why is the State Press not asking Biden why he is persecuting a female aid that he sexually ass-salted and peppered in 1973? Biden and his people are harassing Tara Root Reade and nothing is being said about it. And to help Biden out the New Yorkso Slimes printed Reade’s social security number in their paper! This is illegal, and whoever gave the go ahead to do this and whoever did do it should be put on trial and then placed in jail. Making the S. S. number known to the public was not a “freedom of speech” thing. A Social Security number is used for financial matters only (but the world seems to forget this point). What the paper did will only help out some identity thief.
If the Left is SO concerned about President Trumpet’s sex life then why do they care nothing about Joe Biden’s sex life? They do not persecute Biden because Joe is one of them and on their side. At least they think he is on their side. Joe Biden is only on his side of everything; his heart is cold and it is not from all the ice cream that he eats.
It has been said, and I do believe it is true, that Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragg is one of communist-fascist George Soreass’ hired flunkies. If he is not with George Soreass, he sure acts and performs like he is. Maybe he does not belong to George but to George’s son (the apple which does not fall far from the tree)? Bragger has let New Yorkso City go to wreck and ruin; let crime get out of hand by not punishing REAL criminals. Instead, he spends his time going after President Trumpet. Remember, he promised to do so during his campaign for District Athorney. Hey, is that legal to do? Shouldn’t he be under investigation? I think so. Actually, I wonder if there was a real dick out there who delved into Bragger’s personal life, I have to wonder if the dick could not uncover some dirt on Bragger. I bet there is something in his life he wants hidden besides how many calories he eats in any given day. The question remains, “Is Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragger today’s Caiaphas?” I think he is.
There are three more suits of trouble waiting in President Trumpet’s wardrobe. One has to do with the Mar-A-Large-O files (even though, as President, he had every right to have the files that he had personally declassified, the ones he had safely under lock and key [unlike Joe Biden’s stolen files]). Another pending Grand Jury is in Georgia Peaches, which has something to do with the 2020 election. Again, Trumpet did nothing wrong, the recipient of his phone call just had ear wax build up and misconstrued what Trumpet was asking him to do. And the question remains, does this case have legs to stand upon after the head grand juror, an actual witch, went on national TV news and talked about her prejudice toward Trumpet? And the other thing, he is supposed to be facing, is the bogus claims that he conspired with white supremacist groups to attack the U.S. Capitol building on January 6, 2021. When in all truth, that was the FBI, the now X-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelono, and Chuckroast Shoemerr behind the conspiracy for the events of that day.
Upon hearing about the indictment on Trumpet, Nancy Pelono Twittered that Trumpet had to prove he was innocent. She has it backwards; it is up to Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragger to prove that Trumpet is guilty – for Trumpet is innocent until proven guilty! That’s how our laws work, but Nancy is stupid and thinks, and wholeheartedly believes, it is the other way around, except when it comes to her own hubby driving drunk. And that really is a crime!
It seems that President Trumpet is like Teflon; everything thrown at him seems to slide right off. Could this be due to the fact that Trumpet is totally innocent of all charges and the persecutors are the real haters and the guilty ones?
IS THE CHINESE TICK-TOCK REALLY UNDER FIRE? – by President She (his preferred pronoun)
A bi-partisan Bill is floating around in Congress in regards to closing down the Chinese appetizer called TICK-TOCK. Yet, Wonder Breads never cease, the name of TICK-TOCK is not mentioned one time in the Bill! In fact, if you really read the Bill and pay close attention to it, it is just a Bill (if passed – like Joe Biden’s gas) that will allow the White House (not the Congress or the courts) to spy on everything a person does Online! They will be able to monitor your purchases in foreign countries if they want to, then they can decide whether to go after you and persecute you for such purchases or such business dealings, and they can put you in jail! Does this sound right to you?
Jesse Watters caught Senator Lindsey Graham-Cracker off guard when he went on his show March 29th. Evidently, Graham-Cracker had not read the Bill at all, or if he had read it he pretended he had not read it! He asked Jesse to have him back on to talk over the Bill after having a chance to go over it. Jesse pleaded for Lindsey to talk to the other Senators and help them realize the dangers of passing such a Bill. I hope that he will do at least that much if not more!
But the real humorous part about all of this, not the Bill itself, but the waking up to what the Bill is really all about, is that on March 27th Jesse was razzing Congresswoman AOC because she was speaking out against this Bill. She did her video using TICK-TOCK to do so. Jesse bad-mouthed AOC on his earlier show The Five and then again on Primeribtime. Right after his show was Tuckered Out Carlson Tonight. Tuckered Out Carlson, however, had the correct viewpoint about the Bill, which his people probably had read! So he was giving AOC congrats for understanding the dangers of said Bill! And it took two days for Jesse Watters (or his crew) to catch up to Tuckered Out Carlson on the topic. I guess Tuckered isn’t so tuckered out after all! So that is the funny part about the whole thing.
So when Jesse spoke about the Bill and AOC on the 29th he was saying that for once he agreed with AOC, and he was acting like he had not spoken out about it in the opposite way just two days before hand! So Jesse was really guilty of the same thing that Lindsey was guilty of – not reading the Bill! So, yeah, in my opinion, neither one of them looked great that evening!
THE INDICTMENT, ON APRIL 4, 2023, WITH 34 STACKED PANCAKE COUNTS – by Vice-President Me (her preferred pronoun)
The indictment proceedings, having President Trumpet placed under arrest and a strain, having him finger and toe printed, and having his coffee mug taken away from him, was just the beginning of his appearance in Madhatter’s court of banana appeals and monkey suits.
Trumpet had a hefty breakfast what with those thirty-four stacks of pancakes on his plate. District Athorney Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragger was out for blood, but only because he was instructed to do so by Joe Biden. Biden sent an old “fixer” in to help Bragger get Trumpet, so that he would not have to face the man in the up and coming debates, if and when Biden really decides to throw his hat into the ring (it will not be a MAGA hat). His “fixer” worked with Biden’s previous boss, President Broke O’Bummer. This lawyer “fixer,” who is filthy dirty is always taking “stop baths”! Ha! An old photography joke.
Bragger has probably already broken the law, after all, who LEAKED to ZNN that there were thirty-four stacks of pancakes in his indictment for the President? And to leak such information is to break the law. Maybe his “fixer” leaked the information?
Is it a mere coincidence that after President Trumpet stopped sending weapons to Uk-rang for one month that he got impeached? Is it coincidence that when he fingered the Biden family corruption in Uk-rang that he got impeached again? Is it coincidence that Biden’s CIA ashtray blew the whistle on Trumpet’s phone call to Uk-rang’s president? Is it a coincidence that after Trumpet says that after he is elected (again) that he will end the war in Uk-rang (with Russians dressing in the dark) in one hour that one week later he is indicted? Biden knows that he cannot win the next election against President Trumpet so he has to end him, or get rid of him in an unfair manner.
President Trumpet, while in office, stopped sending weapons to Uk-rang for one month and he got impeached; Trumpet fingered the Biden family corruption in Uk-rang and then Biden’s CIA ashtray blew the whistle on Trumpet’s “poi-fect phone call” with President Vladimir Von Stooping and got impeached; now Trumpet says he’ll end the Uk-rang war if re-elected in an hour and one week later he gets indicted. You put the pictures and yarn strings up on the whiteboard to see where the clues lead to! The connection is between Biden and Uk-rang.
The Left knows they cannot control President Trumpet so they are out to destroy him anyway they can, especially Biden because he is afraid of an honest fair election (after all, there was no fair honest election in 2020 – the Left cheated and you know they cheated – look at the Hunted Biden Laptop cover up scandal (and this is only one example). I have come to the conclusion that the only reason why people actually vote for Dummycrats is because those people are clueless as to what is really going on in the world, they have their heads buried in the sand, or else they have Trumpet Derangement Syndrome because they have believed all the lies that the State Media folk and Dummycrats have spewed forth from their serpent tongues for over eight years. Many of the Trumpet haters refuse to listen to Lox News, so they have no clear take on what is really going on. They do, however, listen to the women of The Only View[1], and four out of the five of these women (and sometimes all five – depending upon who the fifth woman is) are propagandists and liars.
FACTS: The indictment really does have to do with Easter (see the italicized letters in the facts).
The Madhatter DA’s Office passed over the Coke case.
The Madhatter USA Athornies Office passed over the Pepsi case.
The Federal Election Commission passed over the Mountain Dew case.
Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragger himself passed over the Sprite case.
Bragger, or Biden’s fixer, leaked the thirty-four counts listed in the indictment to CNN, which is unlawful to do during a Grand Jury disclosure, it is actually a five year felony, so is Bragger or Biden’s fixer going to be punished? Neither one of them will probably be charged, because it will be too difficult to prove that they leaked, even though they are like a burst water pipe. Bragger has Frankenstein-ed the indictment by stacking pancake charges, and then drizzling on tons of maple syrup to sugar coat the thirty-four charges. This indictment is ready to blow up in his face.
The former Madhatter DA was told to stand down, yet Bragger decided he could create a monster out of a Miss Dee Meaner. What put a fire in Bragger’s britches? Most likely it was Sloppy Joe’s kindling. Here’s the smoking salmon, Joe Biden’s justice department, if you can really call it that anymore, sent their partisan hatchet man into Bragger’s office. His name is Matt Noangelo (which means “no angel”). Noangelo is a former political employee for O’Bummer and Biden. They sent him over to Bragger’s office to run point on this Dr. Pepper case, which had been buried six feet underground. Matt was brought in to Bragger’s office in order to resurrect the zombie case (why it needed Dr. Pepper), because when you resurrect lies and false innuendos – they cannot be anything but zombies because there is no Christhood (Truth) to them.
Matt spent seven years as an ACTIVIST athorney for the NAAAAACP (Is that too many capital “A’s”?) He also spent four years, during Trumpet’s term, tonic and ginning up partisan lawsuits against 45’s White House for the State of New Yorkso. He’s a terminator who keeps telling Trumpet, “I’ll be back!”
When Joe Biden is asked, “Is the indictment of your predecessor politically divisive?” he just sits silently in front of the press and forms the biggest, creepiest, mischievous grin one has ever seen – pure evil.
Returning to Biden’s not-Welcome Matt – he worked under Eric Holdem (DOJ) as his political appointee and under Tom Perez (not to be confused with Tom Paris of the USS Voyager) in the Obummer Labor Department. Matt was a political economic advisor in O’Bummer’s White House, they essentially created the position for him; his goal was to get Trumpet. He went after the Trumpet Foundation and Trumpet’s finances, suing the Trumpet administration constantly. He has recently done Joe Biden’s bidding to help oversee the prosecutions and persecutions of Christians praying outside abortion clinics while giving amnesty to abortion industry activists. Matt has supported those going after Catholic churches, pregnancy centers, and Supreme Court Justices (their families and homes).
So, what’s the beef, pork, and poultry? Trumpet “made a false entry into the ledger” is Bragger’s main complaint that is nothing more than a book keeping crime! Yet, Trumpet probably did not take care of his own books or even make the entry (placed in a wrong column). I guess it does not matter, so long as you call it all a conspiracy on Trumpet’s part. Do you really think that Trumpet can even get a fair trial in Madhatter, New Yorkso, when there is bias overload and bass odor? You have a D.A. who vowed, while campaigning for his job, to go after the President if voted into office. You have a judge who has donated money to Joe Biden in order to stop Trumpet from winning the election, and this judge has presided over other Trumpet cases over the past few years – yeah he’s a real upstanding dude. The judge’s daughter worked for Khameleon Harris and now receives money from the Biden-Harris Campaign. And most of the jury probably will have their heads buried in the New Yorkso Slimes, ZNN or MTNBC.
Bragger cannot even, or will not even, tell us what the thirty-four counts concealed as the other crime is, that he speaks of in the indictment. He just says, “Na, na, na, na, na, na. I don’t have to tell you what it is, because, the law does not require it and the law is on my side” and then he sticks his tongue out at everybody. Sorry, but the law is not on his side, on his head, or even below his feet – Bragger is a dimwitted lawyer, and he probably graduated from Whassa Matta U.
Bragger says that Trumpet broke the New Yorkso State election law with the statements he made to tax authorities and that the Federal election caps at a certain amount of money and this MAGA cap was broken in regards to Norm E. Daniels. However, this is not so, because Trumpet never used campaign funds to pay off the porn star. He claims that Trumpet formed a “catch and kill” scheme with executives at the publishing company American Media Incorporated, lawyer Mike Conehead, and others, in 2015, in order to buy and suppress negative information to help Trumpet’s chances of winning an election. If he does go to court in December it would be only fair if Trumpet’s lawyers could claim that everything is just Russian disinformation (just like Hunted Biden’s laptop was called Russian disinformation when it was not)?
After the indictment, at his media conference, Bragger said, “The defendant, Donald J. Trumpet, repeatedly and fraudulently falsified New Yorkso business records to conceal criminal conduct that hid damaging information from the voting public during the 2016 presidential election.” Strange, this is exactly what team Biden did with Hunted’s laptop! Where is Biden’s indictment? Bragger is saying that Trumpet took a series of actions to defraud the voting public in connection with the 2016 election. However, the indictment says that the thirty-four counts took place from February 14, 2017 to December 5, 2017, which happens to be MONTHS AFTER the 2016 election took place! Even if what Bragger is alleging was plausible, the actions we are talking about, that he is alleging, as criminal and a method of defrauding the public in connection with the 2016 election, took place in 2017 long after the election was over, in fact, while Trumpet was in office as president! It seems that Bragger may have not learned anything in his math classes like so many children today are not learning how to count their eggs after they’ve been laid. So, in Bragger’s Fantasy Island tour, he concluded that Trumpet’s hush money arrangements were actually campaign expenditures, under the campaign finance laws, he wouldn’t have had to file disclosure statements until months after the 2016 election was over. So even if you take it the way he pleads it, how could this have conceivably have affected the 2016 election? The election was over four months before entries into the wrong column of a ledger were made. So Trumpet took actions four months after the election in order to fool the voters in 2016 – before the election? Even our own Chung Lee of “Chung Lee’s Confusions” does not get this one.
Now that the Left has broken our democratic protocol and have broken our real Democracy for once, some say that the Right, when in power, will punish Democrats (their political opponents). One difference stands out between the Right and the Left, while the Republicans may charge Dummycrats with crimes the Dummycrats really have committed the Dummycrats have no problem trumping up fake charges against Republicans, especially Trumpet Republicans. That’s right, Republicans do not need to “trump up” charges to legally go after Dummycratic politicians.
In the spring of 2022 Joe Biden’s hunchbacked men, sorry, I mean henchmen (lawyers?), were sent to the Penn Biden Center to look after “some” documents that they stored there, you know, very close to the Chinese takeout restaurant. Then the raid took place on Mar-A-Large-O, which Biden triggered, in order to play defense, defoot, and declaw his opponent in 2024, because Biden knew he had illegally stashed classified documents in different places around the country. Biden needed the Trumpet raid distraction. There is one big difference between Biden and Trumpet having classified documents – Trumpet has the absolute statutory right given to him, under the Presidential Records Act, the right to be in possession of his presidential records from his years in office as former president. Biden was never a president when he stole his classified documents (1,850 boxes of classified material) – that’s right he was just a senator and a vice president. Even after Biden became the president he could not, under the law, declassify any documents he took while he was a senator or the VP, the law just does not work that way. So no matter which way you look at it, Biden broke the law over and over for decades. Plus, he handled the documents carelessly (also unlike Trumpet did) by storing them in several locations, not having them guarded by heavily funded staff with security clearance. He also made them very accessible to China.
Kathy Chung went before Congress in order to testify about Biden’s stolen documents. She told them that she had concern over Biden’s misappropriated documents dating back to May 2022, four months before Biden signed off on the Trumpet raid, which means that Biden ordered the Trumpet raid knowing full well that he had his documents spread eagle all over China Town, the Penn Biden Center, and his unlocked garage. Not only was he not cooperating with the FBI, by refusing to turn the documents over, but, he had his lawyers and assistants running around town to bury them before the midterms. That is obstruction and intent. Remember, the public did not find out about the stolen documents until 2023, and it was not until after they found out that the FBI began to go in allowing Biden’s lawyers to be present (again a double standard) and scoop up the classified materials. Supposedly, at that time Kathy Chung moved documents to China Town she was not working for Joe Biden. She works for the Pentagon Defense Department, so why is she moving Joe Biden’s classified documents to China Town the same month that China was wiring the Bidens a million dollars? Was it a deal or operation Joe made with President She (again, his chosen pronoun)? Also, did the FBI keep tabs on Biden’s smoking chimney (also a smoking gun)? Was Biden burning documents? Why was Biden hiding documents in three places: China Town (not sure is was the China Town of San Flancisco Tleat), Penn Biden Center (near a Chinese restaurant), and Biden’s home (probably both of his homes). Joe Biden mishandled classified documents – clear and simple. Where is his FBI raid at?
So what Bragger and company are doing is called “election interference” or at least, interference of the campaign for the 2024 election – and the judge is guilty as well, for Trumpet is being forced to be in court weeks before the first primary election. They know he will not be able to go out on the campaign trail mix.
Daughter-by-law Lara Izzafaceinthemisticline Trumpet said about the indictment that it was a “sad and dark day”. She implied that Bragger has no soft-drink case at all. She commented, “You had the full police force of the NYPD out on their way to Mar-A-Large-O to New Yorkso all the way down to the Court House. The money that was spent by the New Yorkso taxpayers on this charade ought to infuriate all of them, especially given how unsafe New Yorkso City is right now.”
In Mark Pom-Pom’s book he talks about the non-disclosure agreement between Trumpet and Norm E. Daniels. His book spells out extortion on Daniel’s part. It seems almost ironic – well, okay, it is ironic – that on the very same day that Trumpet was being indicted that elsewhere in a different courtroom, Norm E. Daniels lost in court against Trumpet and she must now pay money to Trumpet because she broke her NDA.
Eric Myeye Trumpet, Lara’s hubby, had this to say about the whole thing, “Fat Alvin Chipmunk Bragger has shut down the entire city, called up 38,000 NYPD police officers, closed down the FDR Drive and is spending an estimated $200 million of city funds, all for a $130,000 NDA. I never thought I would see this level of corruption in the United States.”
New Yorkso’s Athorney General, Leticia Jessy James also campaigned on “getting Trumpet”. Yet, what she found out is that the banks made over two hundred million dollars off of Trumpet’s deals! She wants to settle the case (negotiate a deal), but Trumpet wants no part of it, why let her off the hook? Meanwhile, Bragger delayed a month before he came out with his “vege burger” indictment. He is trying to “nail” Trumpet to the cross with felonious crimes.
NUTSO FAMOOSE QUOTES:
“I just opened a fortune cookie and found a piece of Joe’s classified document.” – Ken Sing, from Long Island Tea, New Yorkso
“Bragger put thirty-four mice into thirty-four beer bottles so he could get free beer.” – Nutso Famoose comedian
TENNESSEE TUXEDO LEGISLATURE OUSTS THREE DEMOCRATS FOR REAL INSURRECTION – by Don Adams
It all began when a trans woman took her legally purchased guns into a Christian school and murdered three nine year old children and three adults before she herself was killed by two policemen. One of the child victims was killed because she pulled the fire alarm (now that’s a hero)! The shooter had a manifesto, they all seem to have one anymore, but because she is trans and it got political (as soon as it was mentioned that she was trans), the people in charge are refusing to release her manifesto. Not long after, the following week to be not so exact, protestors (made up of trans folk, trans folk supporters, and a wacky man wearing devil horns[2]) showed up at Tennessee Tuxedo’s Courthouse. The scene was reminiscent of January 6, 2021 – but nobody in the mainstream (State TV) news media is about to draw that comparison, so I have to do it.
Troupers, or police, had to escort legislatures through the crowd to keep them safe. Then, inside the chambers, three democratic legislatures held up proceedings. Two of them used a bullhorn to talk to the protesters who were in the peanut gallery. The two young black men and an older white woman held up proceedings for over 45 minutes. They broke the rules. After the legislatures resumed from their playground recess they were able to get down to business. Of course, the Left’s concern always has to do with getting rid of guns instead of looking into the shooter’s motives and their mental state (level of sanity) by reading an obstructed manifesto.
Not long after the “almost peaceful protest” the three dummycrats were judged for expulsion of the body, after each legislature was judged and votes taken the two black men were expelled while the woman remained. Why did she survive? She survived, because, of one vote. It seems that during her trial she pleaded that she never used the bullhorn and such and such like her two legislature friends did, so she was not ousted because she did not break as many laws as the two men did. Only afterwards, she plays dirty pool or the race card. She complains to the press turkeys and press hams about how she was not kicked out of the legislature because she is an older white woman and not a young black man, yet, this is a lie on her part. She remained a legislature because she pleaded for mercy and said she did not commit the same crimes that the black dudes had committed and at least one person felt she did not deserve the same punishment as her democratic colleagues. And, or course, people who were not present at the scene, tend to believe her bald faced lies.
One of those believers is Kahmeleon Harris, so on April 7, 2023, she flew to Tennessee Tuxedo to talk to the legislatures who were given the boot and the one who just had to hobble along on her high heels. Yet, Harris did not care one bit about the three children or three adults who were gunned down in cold blood by a trans woman the week before. Get Smart, Harris! And then on April 8, 2023 Joe Bidden gives an open invitation for the three law breaking dummycrats to come to the White House. He thinks that they did nothing wrong, he thinks that they deserve his complements and gratitude. This is because he sees himself in the dishonest lawbreaking dummycrats.
It is also sad how the protesters held up seven fingers (they should have only held up six fingers) for seven dead people. The only reason why there were seven dead people is because the last one who died killed the first six people, they were her victims. And, yeah, I say HER victims, because, I am not going to play their pronoun game.
But perhaps she was a victim after all? Perhaps she was the victim of her medical doctors and the pharmaceutical companies? Perhaps it was the medication (testosterone?) she was on that drove her crazy? Perhaps it was the medication that made her go out and kill innocent people? Or perhaps it was the Online cult of trans people trying to convince her that she needed to get revenge against somebody?
But we will never know what was going on in her coconut because they refuse to release her “manifesto”! So we must ask what their motive is for not releasing the manifesto. Is it because they are chickens and not penguins? Or is it because they are playing politics?
Update: I have heard that the two black men are no longer expelled from the legislature. One of the men, when in college, sounded like a normal person when he spoke. Yet, when he was speaking during the protest-riot to the crowd over a bull horn (and perhaps without a bull horn) he spoke with a southern Baptist’s accent. Or at least he sounded like he was trying to imitate Reverend Martin Luther King. I do not like phonies.
WOKE DISNEY RUINS ANOTHER CLASSIC – by Stewed “Green” Tomatoe
What is now in the butcher house from Disney’s cartoon originals of classic materials? It is the remake of The Little Mermaid. Arial is being culturally appropriated. She is no longer a cartoon or a white mermaid with red hair, now she is a living breathing black human who may have red hair – I have not been able to tell from the previews what color of hair she has. But the wokesters are not stopping there, they are also changing song lyrics to be politically correct (if there is such a thing as being politically correct – because what is politically correct today is no longer politically correct tomorrow – the wokesters make sure of that). Also on the cutting room floor is a new version of Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Did you know that the inventor of Peter Pan Peanut Butter had it taken away from him after WWII by the company he was contracted with? So he came up with Skippy Peanut Butter which outsold Peter Pan Peanut Butter! And no, to let you know the truth, Skippy was not named after Barbie’s sister!
“Joe Biden hid confidential records in Easter Chinese egg rolls. – Chung Lee
FACT:
The Dolly Lamba asked a boy to suck on his tongue. Then he apologizes to the world that he asked the boy to do it. Too late! The boy already did it. What is more important is that he apologizes to the boy. Did he?
THIS BUD’S NOT FOR YOU – by Spuds McKenzie
Alzheimer’s Bud-notso-wiser Bush has taken me, Spuds McKenzie, off of their commercials for some guy, named Dillon MullVAIN’E is. Where did Dillon get his start? On the game show, what is now called, The Price is Outrageous due to Biden’s economy! He claims to be a girl, and is a new spokesman (sorry, spokeswoman) for BUD LIGHT BEER. He is seen taking a bubble bath and opening up his can of beer. How disgusting is that? First of all, being a dog, I hate taking baths and to be honest I have never really enjoyed the taste of beer, it’s too much like eating barley soup! HA! I mean, RUFF!!!
You may be asking yourself, but then again, you may not be, why the beer company that has been so successful in their adds over the years using dogs like me and bull frogs, many of who are best buds of mine and I’m not speaking about the beer! All of us are being culturally appropriated by a man in a skirt or in a bath tub! Why?
It has to do with that communist-fascist George Soreass – AGAIN!!! That’s right, Soreass has made sure that corporations around USA must heed and bow down to something called the Corporate Equality Index. Soreass has funded this WOKE scoring system. Did our own government agree to allow this trash to boss our corporations around? That is the only way I can see it having any power over the corporations. But I ask why should corporations do Soreass’s bidding? Who died and made Soreass the boss of all the companies? Why don’t the companies get together and fight this CA-CA?
So the following is from the SCORE CARD keeping track of what companies do (and it is their plan to make every citizen of USA have their very own SCORE CARD – SOON):
CORPORATE EQUALITY INDEX
Category: Supporting an inclusive culture (25 points possible) – Example, does the company have transgender bathrooms at the office?
Category: Responsible citizenship (deduction of 25 points possible) – Example, if the company gives money to an organization that doesn’t support the pride community.
Category: Corporate social responsibility (20 points possible) – Example, if you market to transgender consumers (even though they only make up less than 1% of the market place). And this is where Dillon comes in at BUD.
This is all used as a proxy for a bigger score, ESG scoring – or an environment social governance scoring. Ways to know what your emissions look like, what kind of carbon you make – has to do with the E part. They know how to measure how many WOKE people you have on your corporate board (Perhaps they spy on you?), this is to measure what you are doing in your “G” string score. It is all an extortion racket. And to keep your company afloat, in case people boycott you because of your transgendered adds, richer companies buy stock in your company to make it’s worth or value go up in the market. And this is exactly what has happened with Alzheimer’s Bud-notso-wiser Bush over the past few weeks.
I do believe that these companies need to take a stand, but will they? Will Congress do anything about this? I doubt it.
TUCKERED OUT CARLSON IS REALLY TUCKERED OUT – by Sad Toseeyougo
On April 24, 2023, with no explanation, with no understanding of what really happened it was announced that Tuckered Out Carlson and LOX News had parted whey. Tuckered being out at LOX means bad jou-jou for USA. Where will we get the straight scoops of ice cream from, I will not visit Biden’s fridge! That may seem COLD to you, but I do not want to eat the stuff that has frozen Joe’s brain.
Some people think that with Tuckered Out being free from his job that perhaps he could be VP on Trumpet’s or Desantisclause’s ticket. But I have a feeling that Tuckered Out has no desire to be a politician.
It may remain a mystery as to why Tuckered Out is no longer working at LOX News. We may not find out from Tuckered Out himself, because he may have a none-disclosure agreement with the media company. And from past firings – like K.G., Bill O’Really, and Eric Behaveyourself – we may never know what happened between the two parties.
Glenn Close Beck said that Tuckered Out Carlson was the only one at the nutwork who spoke the truth about everything. He did speak up about things that others did not, that’s for sure.
It was not long after the news about Tuckered Out Carlson came out Monday morning that ZNN announced that Don Lemonaid was no longer with them. He was fired for being a liar. What took them so long, Lemonaid has been lying to his audience for years! It does seem strange, however, that Lemonaid was squeezed out on the rail the same exact day that LOX News and Tuckered Out Carlson said audios to each other. The real sad part about all of this is that neither Tuckered Out or Don Lemonaid got a going away party.
[1] The only viewpoint allowed on the show and promoted by the show is the viewpoint of the extreme Left.
[2] Some people referred to him as a shaman – probably in order to mentally compare him to the shaman of the January 6, 2021 protest. The real shaman of 1/6/21 was arrested, held in prison without a quick and speedy trial, and is still in prison today (even though there is video evidence [that the January 6th Committee hid from the world] that he was REALLY a peaceful protester) – however, Tennessee’s man was wearing a headdress more reflective of devil worship, at least that is what popped into my noggin.
Gihon Goose 