By, Sierra Madre
IDIOTOR’S NOTE G FLAT – At first we were not sure why the FBI would raid Mar-A-Largo-O, but then we later found out that it was because Joe Biden had been found out, that the DOJ and FBI knew that he, during his years in the Senate and years as VP, had stolen files and he had them in his possession. But this was kept quite because the 2022 elections were approaching. So to get himself off the hook he ordered the DOJ and the FBI to raid President Trumpet’s Florida home. It was not until AFTER the election was over that the news came out that Biden had classified documents and files located in many different places. (Oct. 1, 2023)
It all began on January 20, 2021 when David Fire-O, a head librarian on par with Patricia Sinn Maverick, saw President Donald J. Trumpet’s associates carrying out white boxes from the White House to the helicopter. It was Trumpet’s last day in office because an illegally elected man was about to be inaugurated. However, that is a topic that is fur-botten by the new regime. It does not matter that the mainstream media (via marching orders from the FBI), social media companies, and the DNC all conspired to cancel the truth about Hunted Biden’s laptop which would have changed many people’s votes on who they would vote for in the 2020 election. It does not matter that there were mail in ballot votes for people who do not even exist. …
…It does not matter that I mention all the other illegal legal tricks that the Dummycrats performed way before the election took place, the fact is that they did it and there are records to prove that they did it. And now, who is accused of being a cheater in the 2020 presidential election, because of the January sixth “mostly peaceful protest”? Well, President Donald J. Trumpet is being accused of cheating by the people who really did cheat to get their worthless candidate into office. This is why Nancy Pelono formed the Dummittee to investigate January 6, 2021, a kangaroo court hopping around on innuendo and fake stories, and consisting mostly of Donkeys, along with two token RINOs. And the January sixth investigation, by the DOJ, is exactly why they got the search warrant to bust in Mar-A-Large-O in the first, second, third, and last reason.
Is one reason for the raid because the Dummycrats have buyer’s remorse – they cannot see how Joe Biden can run for president again in 2024? After all, poor old Joe can’t remember that he shook Chuck Shoemer’s hand a second after he shook Shoemer’s hand! (It’s a news clip; I’m not making it up. And then Biden puts his hand to his chin as if he is thinking, “I wonder why Chuck did not want to shake my hand?” Even though Chuck shook Biden’s hand first, out of respect, Chuck actually risked his own life because Biden is always coughing into his hands!)
It is HIGH-LARRY-OUS that the Dummycrats and mainstream media are telling everybody that the word Trumpet used on Monday, August 8, 2022, is not the right word to use! What is the word they are all upset about? RAID!!! Do you agree with them? Here is a definition of ‘raid’ from a dictionary, “a sudden invasion by officers of the law”. This is exactly what happened on August 8th. Maybe the FBI did not think the raid was “sudden” because they waited over the weekend before they went in? I find the next definition to be quite appropriate in this instance – “a daring operation against a competitor”. Don’t the Leftists see Donald Trumpet as their political competitor? What word do they want you to use instead of ‘raid’? They say, “It was not a raid it was a search.” Well, it was a search and a raid – that is the fact of it. What does search mean? Here is a definition from that same dictionary, “to look into or over carefully or thoroughly in an effort to find or discover [uncover] something”. Here is another interesting definition – “to look at as if to discover [uncover] or penetrate intention or nature”. Are not the FBI and DOJ trying to uncover President Trumpet’s intention by searching through the house, even his wife’s wardrobe?
But, whether it is called a “raid” or a “search,” remember they used tax payer’s money to perform their fishing expedition “raid/search”!
They requested that the closed circuit TV be turned off, however, it was not done and so the FBI and DOJ are now demanding that the recorded footage be handed over to them. I’m sorry; if I was President Trumpet I would have released the video to LOX News on August 21st! Why do they want the recordings? Because it shows them violating the Trumpet property, it shows them going in every room – not just where they know actual documents were located at. They know they were caught! Did the footage show them planting bugs or wires? (On September 21, 2022, President Trumpet was on the Sean Hamnity show for an interview. Sean asked about the footage but he did not ask enough about the footage! We wanted to know more about what was on the security footage. Hamnity is not a great interviewer, as far as I am concerned, because he is too much of a ham and easily sidetracked.) I give him a grade of C+.
Was it a raid? Yes, it was a raid! The “self-proclaimed” law officers came by land, sea, and air. They came with loaded weaponry (guns). They came demanding this and that. Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as an FBI raid.
David Fire-O saw boxes being moved from the White House to the helicopter on January 20, 2021. He said to himself, “I wonder what is in those boxes?” He’s a regular Pandora! It was not any of his business. But thinking it was his business as head librarian of the National Archives (which he no longer really is) he decided to call the Department of no-Justice (while Garlic Maryland is in charge) and snitch on the real president. “Hello, DOJ?” he said with a persnickety attitude, “I am completely perplexed, dumbfounded, and regurgitating at what I saw being taken from the White House by President Trumpet on January 20, 2021!”
“What is it that you saw him taking? Was it furniture like the Clintons took from the White House when they left? Was it thirty million records that President Obummer took from the White House after getting it cleared by your people?” And further commented, “And now there’s no music for any of the parties!”
“No,” Fire-O said, “it was just a few white boxes, butt (and I have a pretty cute butt), who knows what’s in them. I demand that you begin an investigation into the whole kit and caboodle!”
“Well, if President Trumpet took a cat and his pet caboodle with him, then I do not see what you are getting all upset about!”
Mr. Fire-O is a purr-snickity librarian, as he felt that he had a right to add a trigger warning to the Declaration of Independence! The dude needs a padded wall and straight jacket.
President Trumpet, after being served a subpoena, Subway’s sandwich, and subpar dinners by the DOJ, he worked peacefully with them to give back the documents and/or material the DOJ “believes” he took from the White House. The Archives people took many items and in June 2022 they knew there were more boxes to take away. On June 3, 2022, they told Trumpet’s lawyers to make sure to put an extra padlock on the door to the room that the documents were in. So Trumpet’s people complied. This was a little nasty trick that the DOJ pulled. They knew that they would storm-troop back in to take those documents at a later date which would give the FBI a chance to search the whole complex looking for damaging evidence that Trumpet was behind the whole January sixth get together, and (possibly) to plant bugs and little cameras everywhere they wanted to so they could once more really spy on Trumpet. After all, they would not be supervised because they would not allow anyone to watch their “really illegal” search. Can you spell ‘FISHING EXPEDITION’? Because, this is what it was. {Truth is, they would have been stupid to have bugged Mar-A-Large-O. And chances are they did not do it, but what if they did? Why did they even enter Baron Trumpet;s room? Is it because his name is too close to sounding like Brandon?)
The following is part of the search warrant – Attachment B; paragraph C – “Any government or presidential records created between January 20, 2017 and January 20, 2021.” This is a very huge scope, Garlic Maryland, it’s every record created during the entire Trumpet presidency. Yet, that is what they can take, according to the search warrant. About this Andy McCarthy (no relation to Charlie McCarthy or Senator McCarthy) said, “That’s not evidence of a crime at all, much less a crime of handling classified information. It’s evidence of a presidential records act violation and that’s not a criminal statute. These search warrants are supposed to be about evidence of crimes. But this warrant allows them to take every shred of paper related to Trumpet’s presidency regardless of whether it’s connected to classified information. …The ‘Why now?’ this happened is the January sixth investigation within the Justice Department.” Should they have taken Trumpet’s Will, his passport, tax information, or other private information that has nothing to do with his term in office? No, but they did.
A big concern by FBI and DOJ, supposedly, is that they believe President Trumpet took home classified documents. However, while serving as president, Trumpet was the Top Dog authority on declassifying documents! Even Vice President Mike Tense has authority to declassify material. (Note, this is not true, I was misled on this information. Vice Presidents do not have the authority to declassify documents at all. This is why Joe Biden should be in REAL trouble after his Car-a-Large-O mishap which began a few days before the midterm election but was hidden from the public until January 2023.) If Trumpet or Tense declassified something the DOJ cannot come along and say it is classified material! Nor do the declassified documents need to be rubber stamped. Unlike Hilariously Rotten Clinton pretending not to know what “C” meant on her e-mails and documents and sharing them while using an unprotected server. She never had the authority to declassify anything. Yet, former Wookie FBI head man, James Homley, basically said to the world, when it was not his position to do so, that he did not know of any prosecutor who would go after Hilariously Rotten Clinton over her lack of poor judgment in how she handled classified documents. Maybe he was speaking the truth if “going after her” meant chasing after her sexually?
Because ALL material was declassified by President Trumpet the DOJ and FBI had no reason to “seize” any documents.
The day after the Mar-A-Large-O search the FBI executed a warrant on Congressman Scott Perry for his phone. Perry was the one who introduced the environmental lawyer at the Justice Department to President Trumpet. Jeffrey Clark and John Eastman were both served warrants in June. Jeffrey Clark was pulled out of his house in his pajamas when they searched him. Again, it seems like some FBI guys like to do kinky things. Is this why the FBI bosses have taken agents off of pedophile cases in order to have them work trumped up domestic terrorism cases (based on 1/6/2021)? Some of these cases are harassing people who were not even near Washingaton of Dirty Clothes on January 6th. Also, recently, two other Grand Jury subpoenas were handed out. The FBI and DOJ are garbage men helping the January sixth investigation along, so that they can declare war on MAGA country. They want to crucify more than half the country because MAGA people want to “make America great again”? Why should making our country great be a crime? The answer is, it should not be a crime and it is not a crime, but to those people who want to destroy our country by making it not great (a banana republic), well, MAGA is a crime (even if it is only in their pea brains).
Another aspect coming from the search warrant is to charge President Trumpet with the espionage act. Yet everybody (like HRC for instance) who has ever been charged with the espionage act have never gotten into trouble over it. But they were probably mostly Dummycrats. So, what is espionage? Let’s return to our dictionary; shall we? It means: “the practice of spying or the use of spies to obtain information about the plans and activities esp. of a foreign government or a competing company [or perhaps a competing political party?]”. It makes me laugh! If anybody in our government and country is guilty of espionage it is our own Deep State! But that is their tactic, “Accuse your enemy of doing what you are guilty of doing.”
If one of the things they were after was Trumpet’s private letters from other people (Obummer for instance) then why should he have to give it to the National Archives? Shouldn’t President Trumpet be allowed to have certain things for his own library? Maybe people do not want him to have a chance to have his own library. Nobody wants Obummer’s library built either, the one that condemned certain properties in Chicago.
The DOJ and FBI were hoping that their “raid” would go unnoticed by people because their FBI agents went to the place with jackets that did not read FBI on the back of them! Was this Christopher Wraith’s idea? Wouldn’t surprise me at all! Did he think nobody would notice police cars on the street, choppers in the air, or police boats on the water? Did they think nobody would notice they were there all day unto dusk and night? Does anybody in the Deep State really have any brains? Maybe they have brains on drugs, remember Nancy Raygun’s commercials with the fried eggs?
So, who signed off on the unwarranted warrant, on August 5th, where thirty FBI agents could bust into Mar-A-Large-O? An Obummer appointed judge by the name of Bruce Winefeart (a Jew), who really does not even have the legal experience to sign such a search warrant! Winefeart also hates President Trumpet, so you could say, “bias much?” Bruce, the whiner, is not a nice man. He was a prosecutor of Jeff Epstein (a Jew) and was going after him hard. But then something changed and Winefeart decided to turn sides and he helped Epstein out, even though he was still the prosecutor. I smell pay-olla; or maybe Epstein promised Bruce free teenage sex mates for life? If he had known that Epstein was going to be murdered by the C’s would he have been so willing to help the pimp out?
On January 14, 2017 the judge said, “John Lewis is the conscience of America. Donald Trumpet doesn’t have the moral stature to kiss John Lewis’s feet.” Hum, it sounds like Winefeart seems to idolize this John Lewis, who was a former U. S. Representative. And why would anyone, whether immoral or moral ever want to kiss a stranger’s feet, unless they happen to be the feet of Jesus Christ? It’s just an upchucking thought to even have to kiss somebody’s stinky feet! The judge continued, “Or as Joseph Welch [no relation to Raquel or Michael] said to John McCarthy [no relation to Charlie McCarthy, but Joe Biden could be related to Charlie as they are both puppets],” after hearing him pull a Swelledhead, “‘At long last, have you left no sense of decency?’” Joseph Welch was not only a lawyer he was also an actor, even though I could not tell you what he ever acted in (maybe Wickedpedia can tell you). He was also chief council for the U. S. Army while it was under investigation by Senator McCarthy.
To be honest, so far, it seems like a lot of these people involved in the August 8, 2022 raid happen to be Jewish. I am not against Jews as a race; I am against the Jews that belong to the one world order, or the new world order, whatever they call themselves. And if President Trumpet, whose ancestor’s had the German Jewish name of Drumpet, is also in with the one world order – then I do not like him either! The judge shames white people – saying they have too much privilege. Does he not know that President Trumpet probably has Jewish blood? (Of course, I have heard that you are only Jewish if your mother is Jewish.) Evidently it does not matter, because Trumpet is a Republican (but is he really, I mean so many Republicans seem to hate him, like Liz Chimney, Mitten Romney, Adam Kissingass, Mitcham Deodorant McConnell, Christopher Wraith, etc.). I do not think that President Trumpet is completely, or totally, a Republican, but he is better than most “elected” Republicans are, and he has golf balls!
The judge is the same man who excused Lois Lane Lerner for deleting IRS e-mails. Remember how the IRS persecuted the Tea Time Party when Obummer was president, and Obummer wanted L-cubed to do go after the Tea Time Party. Joe Biden’s newest bill, which was signed by Biden himself on August 16, 2022, will pay (with tax payer money and newly printed up money that will make inflation soar) for 87,000 new IRS agents to come and harass the American people with loaded guns! Instead why did the Dummycrats not make sure that the money was to be used to hire border patrol agents with loaded guns and judges, who never get loaded, in order to help make immigration decisions – where there is actually a need? But Biden does not want the southern border to be secure, remember, he likes RAIDS and INVASIONS!
Another LIE spit out from the Left is that there was a big rush to get the forbidden classified materials that may have nuclear information on them. It had only been, after all, 565 days since January 20, 2021! Also, to stress the point of questioning their “emergency” the judge signed the warrant on August 5, 2022, slightly after twelve noon and the raid did not take place until August 8, 2022 – so I don’t see them in a big rush over the situation. Also, the warrant was good for a good two weeks, again, where is the rush? There only rush was to harass Trumpet before the 2022 fall election. Here’s something else too, even if the nuclear codes were taken by President Trumpet, what good are they without the actual FOOTBALL in hand, especially when they change the code when a new president is inaugurated.
You can bet your top bottom dollars that Joe Biden was aware of the raid, wanted a raid to take place, and gave the go ahead approval for the FBI to raid Mar-A-Large-O. He gave the head of the FBI Christopher Wraith and his Athorny General Garlic Maryland the go ahead to raid Trumpet’s home in Palm Beach, Florida, and then went on vacation so he did not need to answer any questions from the pressed hams and pressed turkeys.
The week before the raid took first place in the pie baking contest, Christopher Wraith was testifying in front of a Senate Committee and the answers Wraith gave to them were worthless (as usual). He finally got tired of the whole thing and said he had to leave to catch his (tax payers payed for) flight to the Adirondacks. He was going on vacation so that he could not be asked any questions about the raid when and after the raid took place.
Athorny General Garlic Maryland (who is also a Jew) was missing in action for seventy-two hours after the raid. He finally held a get together on August 11th, to give everybody no answers at all; he would not even answer any questions from the pressed hams and turkeys. He did make it clear, however, that he was behind the “search warrant”. He also made it clear that it was wrong for people, in the public domain, to bad mouth the FBI and DOJ because they are really good people. No doubt, that a certain majority of them are good, hard working, decent people, but the ones in charge? Not so great, like Maryland himself.
According to a retired FBI agent, Terry Too-Shay, in 1996 Garlic Maryland would not allow the FBI to have a search warrant for the Unabomber’s cabin, even though Maryland was in charge of prosecuting Teddy Kazinski (sounds like he is a Jew too). Maryland would not recommend to Lou S. Free or the then Athorny General, Janet Damnit Reno, that the FBI’s search warrant, to get into the cabin, should be approved. Maryland and his merry band of attorneys had the FBI working until two or three in the morning on April third, and finally the AG stepped in and approved the search warrant, side stepping Maryland.
There had been threats of bombs for eighteen years and airplane bombings. And Garlic Maryland was not willing to sign the warrant on the little shack in the mountains? But he is okay to sign a warrant for non-terrorist President Trumpet’s Mar-A-Large-O for a violation of Record Retention? Go figure!
Garlic Maryland declared regular parents, who dared talk back to the school boards, as domestic terrorists! Do you remember, if you even heard about it, the recording (from somebody’s phone) of a father being tackled by the police because he was upset about the board’s lies and opinion on a boy, allowed to be dressed in a skirt and present in the girl’s bathroom, who had RAPED his daughter? The stupidintendent of the schools allowed the boy to leave the school where he committed a CRIME and go into another school where he then committed the SAME CRIME on another girl! The father was a domestic terrorist? No, Mr. Garlic Maryland, you are the domestic terrorist! Remember how President Obummer wanted to appoint him to the Supreme Court? Maryland went against noble parents across the U. S. A. because they don’t want their children to be taught sexual stuff in grade school, or have drag queens come to their classrooms, or critical race theory (C.R.T. and sex stuff are communist type programs) and he called them domestic terrorists. Why? Well, the real reason is money, you see, his son-in-law makes money off of C.R.T. curriculum (and that is a fact).
Remember how protesters went to the homes of Superior Court Justices (Republican ones anyway) after a leak about a court decision to be made on abortion? Remember that a crazy guy went to Justice Kavanagh’s home to assassinate him, but found police guarding the home, so he approached them surrendering and confessed what he had planned on doing? Garlic Maryland just said that these types of attacks should not take place, but he permitted the protests at the Justice’s homes, schools, and churches to continue even though there is a federal law that prohibits protests at the homes of Justices! Garlic Maryland needs to step down from office, as he is a law breaker! Everybody who protested should have been arrested, but they were not arrested. He did nothing (and said nothing) against the group who went around attacking pro-life establishments (churches and the like).
Terry Too-Shay further went on to explain that today’s FBI has no idea where seventy-five terrorists are located at in the USA. (They probably all snuck in across the southern border under Biden’s watch [actually, he is not watching at all]! It is not just our Western Hemisphere that people are illegally coming into the USA, these people are coming from all around the world – this is an INVASION! Over three million people have come to the USA this year. This does not include the get aways [people who have not been caught or have turned themselves in].)
Christopher Wraith testified, during the first week of August 2022, that he has no idea where Hunted Biden’s laptop is even at. Does he know where Biden’s daughter’s diary is at either? The highest levels of our government have been penetrated by Chinese agents. “What happened on August 8, 2022, will not be an isolated event; it is a revolution to the communists around the world and especially those within our own government,” said Terry Too-Shay. They first gain control of the politicians, via people like the Bidens, McConnells, Clintons, Pilonos via their relatives (most often their children) and then they take over the police and create a communist Police State as found in communist countries. This would explain why the FBI is willing to do raids on innocent people while dropping pedophile investigations.
When the press asked Joe Biden about the raid he just acted (pretended) like he did not hear the questions and wore his sickening smile. Perhaps if they had asked him about the FBI’s search, he could have at least replied, “Search me!” Then, Old Joe packed up Hunted, Dr. Jill, a grandchild, a daughter in law (?), and his bags on August tenth to leave on a vacation to a South Carolina beach, where they are staying in a multi-million dollar house (a Joe Mansion) for free (Will one of his new IRS agents audit him if he fails to declare the free rent on his WD1040?). They all left on Air Force Numeral Uno. Like he needs a vacation? He only usually works three days in a week. Remember how the mainstream media got so mad if President Trumpet set one foot on a golf course, “Why how dare he golf off, I mean goof off!” they would all exclaim.
But you know who was not at Mar-A-Large-O when the FBI goons showed up with guns a blazin’? President Trumpet was not there! However, this is what they wanted. They did not have the guts to go into his home when he was there, because he has golf balls and golf clubs and he knows how to use them!
Another FBI goon, who is originally from the Detroit Field Office, is involved in this mess. He is the man who instigated the kidnapping plot of Michigan’s governor Gretchen Witless. His FBI sting was to entrap people and create a bad rep for Trumpet right before the 2020 election. Now he is at it again, as he is another Trumpet hater. This man’s name is Stephen Deaf-tone-a. When Deaf-tone-a was exposed for his plot to entrap white supremacists, in regards to the Witless Kidnapping, he did not lose his job, not at all, he was promoted! Yep, he is now located in Washingaton of Dirty Clothes as the FBI Ass. Director and is in charge of investigating January sixth. This seems odd that he is in charge of this investigation when, once more, people like FBI worm Ray Epps, were at the Capitol on January fifth and sixth trying to entrap innocent people into going inside the Capitol building! By the way, all charges against Ray Epps were dropped and he has never been incarcerated for his dirty deeds. So, yes, Deaf-tone-a is an ASS! But Wraith, in front of Congress, seemed to shrug and laugh off Deaf-tone-a’s raise. Wraith needs to be sucked up and hung out to be impeached. Maybe Wraith would feel more at home in the Pegasus Galaxy?
In regards to the kidnapping attempt in Michigan, of the four white men who went to trial, two were acquitted and two received mistrials, none of them were convicted of a single charge and the basis of the defense was entrapment. Whenever Admiral Akbar sees Christopher Wraith, he yells, “It’s a trap!”
The following TWITTERs went out on August 10th and 12th by Julie Hellen Keller. Her Twits are in regards to the trial being held on the Witless kidnapping attempt. “Blue checks: THE FBI WOULD NEVER PLANT EVIDENCE. The Witless [trial] defense [team] this a.m.: FBI informant planted explosive material in truck of defendant so FBI could confiscate the evidence upon arrest” (8/10/22). [Remember, the same FBI guy, Stephen Deaf-tone-a, is behind the Mar-A-Large-O raid.] “Holy Moly [I love that show!] – tuning in to Witless trial. FBI agent handling one of the informants admitted a female FBI informant slept in the same hotel room and same bed as Barry Barry Crofty, the informant’s target. This was related to a training exercise in Wiskconsin hosted by another FBI informant. …Under cross, FBI agent couldn’t say if that was against FBI policy handling informants.
“Sometimes informants have to play along.
“They also smoked pot together. FBI agent: ‘It’s an illegal activity. They can’t participate in that.’
“At least five FBI informants surveilled Crofty.” (8/12/22)
Christopher Wraith and Garlic Maryland (and Joe Biden) all need to be impeached. So does Nancy Pelono. When speaking out about the raid, she made her so often haughty quote that she makes every single time she speaks about her mortal enemy Donald Trumpet, “Nobody is above the law…except me.” Okay, she did not really say “except me” but she really does think that she is above the law! Examples – her husband P. P. Senior drives drunk in Napa Valley, crashes his car into another car (both cars totaled), when asked by the police to see his driver’s license he pulls out his police donation card (as a type of bribe), and they do not give him a sobriety test until two hours later (he was still under the influence). P. P. S. is not being charged with felony charges but a mist-da-meter-maid (by that much) charge; and guess what? The politicians (the sheriff, the D.A., and newly appointed judge) are protecting the man!
Nancy and hubby Paul do inside trading all the time (that’s how they became millionaires), as she gets clues as to what to buy stocks on and when to sell them by what Congress does (and she is head of Congress right now). And then her son, Paul Jr., is just as bad at working for foreign nations and foreign countries and being pond scum as Hunted Biden is.
Paul Jr., or P. P. J., has five federal and state arrests circling around him. He is known for scamming sick and elderly people out of their money, he has had a crypto scam going on, has bribed the San Francisco city inspectors into passing his girlfriend’s flop house. Koreans have sued the Prince of San Francisco. In his foreign dealings, his services are usually vague and he is a business consultant. He is the second largest shareholder in a $22 million Chinese Telecoms company. He owns 700,000 shares of the company; all he has to do is sit on the board. (Hope he gets splinters.) He knows nothing about the company. He holds interest in two companies that mine lithium (for batteries) in South Korea (Yugee Sayo).
During the first week of August 2022, Nancy and P. P. J., along with other people, flew (again paid for by the tax payers) to the Pacific Rim. The communist Chinese government warned that Nancy had better not go to Taiwanon. Joe Biden also told her not to go there, but Nancy believes whole-heartedly that she is ABOVE THE LAW, and she also loves to drink (like P. P. S.), so she went to Taiwanon anyway, and took her son as her “escort” because P. P. S. had to remain in California for his latest traffic court appearance. Or did he? After all, with his Liberal Privilege he was able to miss his court date sending in his lawyer only. Anyway, Nancy’s people really tried to cover up the fact that P. P. J. was on the trip with her. But he was photographed, not by the USA news corps, but, by the other country’s news reporters. Nancy’s people did not mention her son’s name anywhere in any of their official documents, yet P. P. J. was present and accounted for, except that time he went missing when they were in South Korea. Maybe he returned early to the bahangy, or maybe he was meeting with those two lithium mining companies? When finally asked about her son being there, Nancy “claimed” that she brought her son along as an escort. Yeah, sure, Nancy, like we should believe you?
It is remarkable how much P. P. J. and Hunted Biden are like each other in their behaviors, they even look a lot alike, in certain ways. Hum, I wonder if they are related to each other? After all, Governor Nudesome is related to the Pelonos!
Also, Nancy said, after the raid took place, “Presidential documents should be preserved.” Isn’t she the one who ripped up Trumpet’s State of the Union speech on national TV? Why, yes, yes, she is. What a hypocrite she is! But they all are hypocrites. And that’s one of their better qualities!
On August tenth it was announced that there was a mole at Mar-A-Large-O. If this is true I hope that President Trumpet finds out where that mole is. Having moles tunneling all over your nice grounds is not a good thing. He better hire an exterminator.
So the FBI performed illegal search and seizures while at Mar-A-Large-O. I guess for some reason, which has never really been explained, that Trumpet’s lawyers were present. It is not clear if they showed up after family members called for them or not. May be Trumpet has certain lawyers live at Mar-A-Large-O? One of those lawyers, Lindsey Halfgainer, says that they (the lawyers) and President Trumpet did everything the DOJ asked them to do. They had an open door policy, no issue with document compliance at all; they had a good working relationship with the DOJ. It is up to the DOJ to set precedence to insure that our criminal system doesn’t unravel into retaliatory or political prosecution of former presidents and other government officials. The DOJ are the ones who did not haul everything away in June. So yeah, that smells like rotten cabbage to me.
Some people in the media were saying that Trumpet needed to release the Kraken contents of the search warrant. To be honest, it is not the information on the warrant that needs to be revealed to the public, what needs to be revealed is the affidavit that Garlic and Wraith gave to the judge in order to get the warrant. But that’s not going to happen, because Garlic and Wraith are covering their ASPS! (Actually, it did happen, however, the document was blacked out so much that you have no idea what is really in the affidavit.)
The FBI agents told Trumpet’s lawyers, which is what banana republics do, that they could not be present during the 8-10 hour search, even though the lawyers help could have shortened the time of the raid. This meant that the lawyers were forced outside in the hot summer heat (how mean). This is totally wrong and the lawyers should have put their feet down and objected and said, “Legally we have every right to be present during your search!”
Some of the FBI men went into Malania Cookie’s closet to check out her dresses and other delicious treats. Hum, are these FBI men drag queens in disguise? Just what are they looking for? Or were they planting surveillance devices in her closet and in the bedroom? If the Trumpets have a landline phone, did they bug those phones? Me thinks, they want to build an entrapment pillow-talk case or make a fake Pepsi case built with fake evidence, to try and prove that President Trumpet was behind the January sixth ‘mostly peaceful’ protest.
I will tell you what I would have done if I were President Trumpet. I would never have had any evidence about any topic located at my home. I would have buried my treasure someplace where the FBI’s sun never shines. I would have kept it a big secret to everybody I knew and let only myself know where X is located at. I would have loved to have been there, however, to see the faces on the FBI and safe crackers as they slowly opened Trumpet’s new safe’s door in anticipation and found it full of Heinz ketchup! Actually, the safe was empty. Oh, you can rest assured that they wanted the safe to be full of incriminating evidence! But John Kerry would have liked a safe full of Heinz ketchup.
Next I would have had a bunch of fake documents made up incriminating all the Dummycrat’s that have been after him from the day he descended the escalator at Trumpet Tower. Shoot, I would have tried to dig up actual dirt on them, the real dirt that really exists. I would make copies of the real records and put it where the FBI’s sun never shines too. I would have put together a cartoon movie, a Bill Clinton pee tape with a Hill sniffing coke tape. I would have had dirt on Adam Schifty, Eric Swelledhead, Jerry Needler, and a whole lot of other Dummycrats. I would have hired professionals to do the work, so that it looked authentic. And I would have put that treasure into my vault that the FBI lock pickers would find. And since they may have not really looked at any of the evidence while they were present on the property, then they would not have even known what they had retrieved from the raid until after they got it back to their place and started reviewing the evidence (whether real or fake).
Can you imagine the shock on their faces as they watched the Clinton pee tape (on Beta)? By the way, this Beta tape’s label just has the words PEE TAPE written on it (no mention of anyone’s name). Can you imagine Christopher Wraith’s embarrassment? Imagine their surprise as they read through the true facts about the origin of the coronavirust coming from the Woohoo medical facility in China! I would have had copies of Dr. Faust’s e-mails in the collection too – proving that he knew exactly what was going on from the get go and he covered it up.
But sadly, I have a feeling that nothing like this has really happened. But it would be wonderful if it did happen. It would prove that President Trumpet is far more superior at the game of chess than they are.
So, do you remember, or even know, that President Trumpet declassified records proving the egregious corruption among FBI officials in regards to Crossfire Hurricane and stuff like that? Well, those declassified records are being suppressed by the Biden Administration; they never reached the National Achieves. Where is librarian David‘s Fire-O about this? Where is his outrage at Hilariously Rotten Clinton’s erased e-mails, all the beach bit missing documents, and smashed blackberries (boy was that a sticky mess)? Why has he not demanded that Obummer share his 33 million documents with the National Archives? Do you see how the corruption is one sided and their aim is always to hurt and malign and damage their enemy – Donald John Trumpet?
ITEMS NOT FOUND BY THE FBI AT MAR-A-LARGE-O – by Grosh Eiry Lyst
The following list of items were not found at Mar-A-Large-O: the White House lawnmower; key to the executive bathroom; Nixon’s bowling balls; Abraham Lincoln’s top hats; all the toilet paper (Sharmin, the best); Jimmy Carter’s brother; Oval Office letter opener; kitchen’s Ninja; Oval Office wallpaper; Theodore Roosevelt’s teddy bear; and missile-anxious Christmas ornaments (why they entered Melania’s closet?).
The FBI did not find these items because President Trumpet put them where the FBI’s sun never shines.
JUST SOME OF THE HIDDEN TREASURE
PEE TAPE – animated by Jane Bladder
There is an establishing shot of the exterior of the Russian Comfortium Inn, then a cut to the interior of a hotel bedroom. On the king bed are two naked Russian escorts groping old man Clinton who is feverishly kissing them both. One escort whispered to the other escort, “I don’t know who I prefer, the old man or Hunted Biden. Both are pretty bad!”
“Dah, you’re so right.”
The camera pans over to Bill’s wife, Hill is sitting at the desk. She has a line of Coke bottles on top of the desk. She has placed a straw in one of the bottle openings and the other end is in her left nostril. She sniffs a Big Gulp and then begins to cough. She yells, “Bill! Sniffing Coke makes me feel like I’m drowning, that I have water up my nose! Make it stop burning!!!”
Extreme close up of Bill’s irritated face, “Excuse me ladies. Hill, only time stops the burning! There’s nothing I can do to help you. But maybe this will make you feel better?” The camera zooms out to see Bill stand up on the bed. He begins to pee all over the Russian escorts with his cartoon dick. “Oh, that burns!”
Not so close up of Hill’s face as she begins to bark out bursts of laughter. “Now that,” she said, “is Hilariously Rotten!”
Switch to shot of both women in bed. The first escort says, “I prefer Hunted Biden after all.”
The second escort said in agreement, “Me too.”
The End of the Beta tape.
MEETING BETWEEN STEPHEN CULPRIT AND ADAM SCHIFTY
A Project Veritraps hidden camera recorded what took place two weeks before Stephen Culprit sent in his team to invade the Capitol of D. C.
ADAM: Steve, I would like you to send in some of your people to the Capitol building during the upcoming January 6th hearing.
STEPHEN: But, Adam, January 6th is not until next year.
ADAM: No, not a meeting to be held on January 6th, a meeting about January 6, 2021! Look, you can have your people record segments for your show. I want you to show what it was like on January 6th of 2021 when the FBI instigated the insurrection.
STEPHEN: Yeah, we could get some really good stuff for my show! I’ll send in dog puppet guy too.
ADAM: Oh yeah, I really like him! Don’t worry about getting into the building, I’ll sneak you in.
STEPHEN: So, you don’t think my people will get into any trouble do you?
ADAM: Trust me! If they do get arrested, I’ll have them out within six hours tops, and then they won’t have to even do any serious time, I doubt they’ll even have to go to court, because, they are on the Dummycrat’s side!
STEPHEN: Yeah, I like the way you think. I hope that someday I can be as smart as you are, Adam! I do have a serious question for you though.
ADAM: What’s that?
STEPHEN: How come you left LAW AND ORDER for Congress?
ADAM: Steve, I was never on LAW AND ORDER, the character’s name just happened to have my name, that’s all.
STEPHEN: Oh, I guess that’s why you look different to me. I thought it was just a good make up job!
ADAM: Whatever you do that day, make sure you have your people bang loudly and obnoxiously on the Republican offices.
STEPHEN: Gotcha covered, Adam Twelve. See you in a few minutes, on stage.
ADAM: Not if I see you first!
THE FOLLOWING IS WHAT ATHORNY GENERAL GARLIC MARYLAND CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMPET HAVING.
MAJESTIC TWELVE DOCUMENTS UNCOVERED
There are files of the Majestic Twelve and proof that U.F.O.s and aliens are real, have been real, and that the government has covered up the truth for decades! It even turns out that Mr. Hardgraves, one of the twelve, happens to be a real alien from a distant planet!
Mr. Hardgraves was involved in the early moon missions and made a chimpanzee, named Pogo Stick, have super intelligence. He gave the chimp an injection of an alien drug.
This M 12 man even showed up in Dallas, Texas, in order to assassinate President Kennedy. Also there to kill the president was Five, a middle aged man, who had the ability to move through time. Also there to keep Five from killing President Kennedy was Five, a teenage boy, who had the ability to move through time. In the future, Five happens to be Mr. Hardgraves’ adopted son. So the boy who is Five tries to stop his older self and his younger father (even though his father looks the same age no matter how old he is) from killing President Kennedy, but one of his adopted brothers (who accidentally got placed back in time) managed to stop Five from shooting at Kennedy, but his younger father got a shot off.
Later on alien Hardgraves, who loves to walk around with an umbrella, adopted seven children throughout the world. These children were all born on the exact same day and probably almost the same time. In fact, the mothers of these infants got pregnant and gave birth almost instantaneously. It sounds impossible, I know, and who would now believe these released documents on the Majestic Twelve?
Time travel, however, is a tricky thing. And to make things even more confusing for you; Six, also known as Ben Hardgraves, was a mere ghost when the six live Hardgraves went back in time to the 1960s. But Ben helped out his sister Seven (Vanya) and for this he finally got to go to heaven. The only reason why he held off going to heaven after he first died was because he was afraid to leave. Also, his brother Klaus (Four) could see ghosts, and so Ben and Klaus hung out with each other. But Klaus never told the other five (including Five) that Ben was around. This was quite frustrating for Ben, as Klaus would always take credit for any bright ideas that Ben had.
When the Hardgraves return to their original time they find they have been replaced by seven other special Hardgraves, they are called the Raven Claws. No, that’s not right, is it? Oh, maybe they are the Nighting Gales? Well, for sure, they have erased the Umbrella Academy! ALMOST!!! You see, Ben is one of the new birds and he is still alive! He is now Two, but, he hopes to someday become One. But the other six children are now different people. This is all due, again, to the trickiness of time travel.
You see what happened is that in the sixties Seven met a married farmhouse woman. The woman almost ran her over with her car. Seven now had amnesia, so she did not know who she was or that she even came from the future, which she utterly destroyed! The woman brought poor Seven home and Seven helped take care of the woman’s autistic son. One day this boy, Harlan, accidentally drowned in a pond and Seven revived him – she gave the boy powers similar to hers. Later on in years, when Harlan is a man, he has a good heart and wants to only do good things. However, he was unable to control the powers that Seven gave to him. Right after his mother’s death in the hospital Harlan lost control and he sent out some sort of vibe to the mothers of the six live Hardgraves he had met as a boy. Thus, their mothers were instantly killed by him, or his power. So they were now caught up in a grandfather paradox, but it really is a mother paradox, because, their grandfathers still existed but their mothers did not. So Ben’s mother, a Korean girl, was the only one who was not killed that day (Ko-mopsoomneeda!) and instead she gave birth to her son (Chun-mo-nay-yo).
Well, I know by now, that you really know that I have been telling you all about a series called THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. But would the FBI be smart enough to figure it out? I guess they would if they read this. (You can watch this series on NUTFLIX.)
PRESIDENT TRUMPET INCLUDED THIS COPIED DOCUMENT IN ORDER TO REMIND THE FBI AND THE DOJ WHAT THEIR JOBS REALLY ARE BASED UPON, BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN!!!
ELVIS IS REALLY A BLOND
It turns out that Elvis Presley faked his own death. He is hiding out near M-I-N-Miami and has been there for years (since the late 1970s). The truth is that nobody has recognized him because he stopped dying his hair and went back to being a natural blond. He also dropped a few pounds, shillings, and rubles on his Florida mansion, not unlike Mar-A-Large-O.
PIRATES OF THE CAROB BEAN
ARG, ye amenities! It seems that Pirate Long Johnny Silver is in the water, at his Depp, after forgetting where he buried his long lost treasure. He did put it where the FBI’s sun never shines, but forgot where that was located at. Was it located with his shipmates James Homley or Christopher Wraith? When asked about it, the pirate just exclaimed, “Well, if you have one carob bean you can make a lot of fake chocolate documents!” Oh, what a giveaway!
SLAVE OWNER PAPERS FOUND BY VICE PRESIDENT TENSE IN THE VEEP DESK DRAWER
STEAMY LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBUMMER
These are just some of the treasure troves that the FBI found at Mar-A-Large-O.
Gihon Goose 