Mary Christmas – by Merry Christmas (Or is that backwards?)
Thanksgiving to the November election! What a blessing it will bestow upon “WE THE PEOPLE”!
Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection
If you were born in the last portion of the month of December and near the beginning of January, then you are a Capricorn, the goat. Capricorn is an earth sign, patterned after the horns of a goat. It is a symbol of a metric ruler, a militarist weapon, and a general manager — all of which are practical in a material world. But watch out, as the Capricorn can be easily enslaved by Biden, the Democrats, Dr. Faust, etc.! Also, the Capricorn is easily enslaved by sexual desire and physical science. Does this mean that a Capricorn is of the devil? Does this mean they are always made out to be the scape goats? Does this mean that you are always butting heads with your boss? Yes, I have a lot of questions and I have NO answers what so ever!
Capricorns are very selfish people especially when they are being unselfish people. Do not ask me what this means, because I do not know, I really have a hard time reading the Tarot Cards! In fact, I am not really dealing with a full deck to begin with. But speaking of Tarot Cards – Capricorns’ match is THE DEVIL card, card number 15. Did you know that the scape goat was chosen to go out into the desert all by itself, having all the sins of the people placed upon it? It journeys out to meet up with the devil, or the one evil. And don’t get me started on the way that goats’ eyes look!
And now for your serious fortune: This month you will finally get your mandated vaccination shots because you have realized that you do not care about being free, you actually love being a slave.
SEARS – INTO YOUR BRAIN – LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR OF VIRGINIA – by Notta Supreme-Asist
The first black woman, Winsome (never lose some) Sears, was elected on November 2nd as Virginia’s Lieutenant Governor. But every time I hear her last name I cry because I miss the store! Why did they all have to close up and shut down? Winsome is originally from Jamaica, so all I can say is that she Jamaica me proud!
My question about the Leftist media is why are they are presenting her as being a white supremacist? She is not a white supremacist; she is not even a black supremacist. She is, however, an X-Marine, a good wife, mother, and woman! It is too bad that the feminists on the Left never can appreciate the victories of Republican women – yes, the women of the Left are hypocrites and racists!
Chung Lee Confusion
On a new NETFLEX TV special Collen Kappernaky claims the NFL is a slave trader business – yet he is begging to be a member of the NFL. Does this mean that he wants to be a slave, because, they pay him millions of dollars? Does Collen (him stupid, yes, I am) even know what slavery is? Maybe he has been listening to too much Marxist CRT, as they tell the little children in their books, that the slaves came over on cruise ships (having luxuries and Good Eats, but that’s a different episode).
Forty-Four Hundred Trumpets at the Big Parade – by Al Ian Counter
I am debating last month’s review of the CW’s 4400. I think that the show is pretty good! It is humorous in places too. Sure, there are a lot of WOKE things in the story – like transgenderism, lesbianism, and black issues – but, it is a TV show made in 2021 about 2021! So get over it already, Vi S. Ett!!!
DOG WHISTLE BLOWERS – by Hard O’Hearing
After the November 2nd elections the Left-winged media took cues from the earlier Obummer speech he gave for Mcauliflower (who was running for governor of Virginia). They kept claiming that Glenn Youngkindergarten only won the election because of all the “prejudiced” and “bigoted” dog whistles about Critical Racism Theory being taught in the public schools. In other words, they are saying that ALL the people who voted for Youngkindergarten are DOGS! Talk about being prejudiced! Yes, they are the real bigots. However, I would rather be a dog than a democratic donkey any day of the week! It is too bad that the Left really cannot hear their own dog whistle blowing (they do it 24-7).
Also, how come it is that all these people who claim that there are all the dog whistles being blown about CRT that these same people will not define, or else they cannot define, what CRT is to their audience? I think they will not define it because they do not want people to know what it is. But “WE, THE PEOPLE,” do understand what CRT is! It is Marxist propaganda claiming that white people suck and black people will never get anywhere in life because they work for the NFL!
IGOR BEAVER DANCHENKO – by Spy V. Spy (a.k.a. Putin Onde Ritz)
Just who is Igor Beaver Danchenko? He is a Russian man who helped Hilariously Rotten Clinton and her D.N.C. campaign help frame Donald Trumpet with the Steele Dossier (a.k.a. the Clinton Dossier). He is connected to the Steele Dossier. (Rich man Marc Elias, who has financial ties to George Soros, also helped fund Steele.)
If you did not know, Christopher Steele worked for the opposition research firm Fusion GPS, which was funded by Hilariously Rotten Clinton. They claimed that the Trumpet campaign was working with hackers in the Russian Consulate in Miami, Florida. The only problem with this claim is that there is no Russian Consulate and never has been a Russian Consulate in Miami, Florida, but hay (which is for donkeys), that did not matter to the press – they ran with the story anyway, saying that the Dossier was reliable.
Igor Beaver Danchenko has connections with Hillariously’s adviser, Charles Dolan (dealing out the money). They were the people funding and WRITING the Steele Dossier. Dolan (dealing out the lies) also has extensive connections to Russia, way more than the Trumpet team ever did. In 2006 Dolan did public relations work for a Russian energy company and the government of Russia.
In August 2016 Denchenko told Dolan that he was working on “a project against” Trumpet. Dolan (dealing out a ton of Schiff) said that he just received information, from a friend in the GOP, on Paul Minnifort, who was Trumpet’s campaign manager at that time. This was a flat out lie, as Dolan later on confessed to the FBI that he never met with a GOP friend relating to this information, that he just fabricated (lied) this story and fed it to Danchenko.
During 2016 other people continued to feed false information to Danchenko (as he was an Igor Beaver) about the Trumpet campaign. So these lies, even if Danchenko may have believed them to be facts, were fed to Christopher Steele and placed in the Dossier by Fiona ONDA Hill (who testified in the first Trumpet impeachment trial.
For years the FBI knew that the Igor Beaver Danchenko sourcing was garbage, or sue-ray-key-tongue (which is Korean for garbage tongue – not really – but it does have to do with garbage or a garbage bag), but used it anyway to get the spy FIZA warrants they needed.
Another lie was that Minnifort had hopped over to Frog, Russia, but the man’s passport showed no such trip, and Robert D. Mule was unable to prove it in his investigation – you know, the man behind the Mule Report. And, this is an important point so pay attention to it; it was not until June 2017 that FBI agents finally interviewed Danchenko, in Virginia, when they asked him about Dolan. At the time of the interview, an FBI agent said he knew that Danchenko lied to them about Dolan (he told the FBI he had not spoken to Dolan) but they did nothing to Igor Beaver Danchenko. Robert Mule did not mention anything about this either. Now Danchenko faces five federal chargers, including lying to the FBI and trying to hide his conversations with Dolan.
Another connection to the Clintons is a man named Jake Sullivan, today he is working for the Biden Administration. The big giant heads of the intelligence departments (none of them really are intelligent at all) had a meeting with Obummer and Biden about the fake Dossier before President Trumpet was even inaugurated in 2017. They knew that Hilariously Rotten Clinton was behind the whole thing and were happy to go along with it. Talk about swamp scum.
META – by B. Yond
Mark Suckerburg, the head man of FAKE BOOK, is changing the name of his company to META. He is making the change, because, of all the bad publicity his company has recently been getting (all due to their own stupidity). It seems that META is supposed to be a place of virtual reality. I am not sure if Suckerburg has thought through his plan, because, of all the law suits he may get from people. Sure, the suits might fill up his closet (plenty to wear), but people being injured after running into walls, or other dangerous things might happen, because, they have a mask over their faces while they are moving around – that sound dangerous!
BLACK MOLD, NOT TEXAS TEA COMING OUT OF THE FAUCET – by Gotta B. Mee
An innocent man was arrested. What did he do? He was OUTSIDE the Capitol on January 6, 2021, with his wife. Neither one of them entered the Capitol that day. He was put into solitary confinement, the jail was infested with black mold, mold even poured out of the sink. These people who did nothing but trespass, have been mistreated, refused council, were beaten up for months (by guards, not by other prisoners). So I will ask FBI head hunter Chris Wraith – what in the deuces is going on?
Recently, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylormade Greene, from the Georgia peach state, went to the jail to see people who have been unconstitutionally put in the slammer. She found out that most of them have not been able to see their families. They may get to go outside twice a week. Greene says that she had to fight for months to even be able to get visitation rights. For a period of four months they were held in solitary confinement for 23 hours, the following two months they were held in solitary confinement for 22 hours. Now they get 5 hours out (with good behavior).
If they do not get the coronavirust vaccination they cannot get a haircut or a shave, however, they are given NAIR to remove their hair. They are also given bad food; many are sick and need medical treatment. One elderly man has a purple hand with a black thumb. These are pre-trial defendants who are not allowed to be bailed out (unlike the Marxists of BLM and the fascists of Antifa and REAL criminals). In order to get bail they must denounce Donald Trumpet. They are also denied church services and communion (unless they get the vaccines). Could anything sound more communistic than this?
RACIST ROADS? MORE LIKE RACIST RHODES SCHOLARS! – by Assa Fault
Mayor Pete Buttijudge, now Secretary of Travel (?), is telling us that roads (you know the things that get you from one place to another), highways and bridges are racist! But he is the racist, all Rhodes Scholars, which is what he is, are racists. That’s why he “pretends” to ride a bicycle to work – because he pretends to be a different type of racist (one who rides bikes). A Rhodes Scholar is a communist (fur surely), and they are with the one world government.
All I have to say to Pete Buttijudge is, “Hit the road, Pete, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more!”
SESAME STREET GETS VACCINATED! – by Mano De Puppet
Big Bird barfs after being shot in the wing with the coronavirust vaccine. (He should have been first in line because I am thinking that he is in his sixties after all these years, if not, then late fifties!) But, the truth be told, all the vaccine stuff for children, as they really do not need vaccines, should be handed over to Oscar the Grouch, as he lives in a literal trash can!
It is terrible, but makes since that a PBS children’s show, is using propaganda on little children to try and frighten them into getting vaccinated! (PBS is one of the extreme leftist networks.) They really do think that they can “Says-a-me” to the children and they will obediently run out and get shot!
13 REPUBLICANS SELL OUT THE NATION – by Brandon Lesko
That’s right the Infrastructure Bill would not have passed if thirteen Republicans would have not voted for it. Who were these thirteen traitors?
Don Maken Bacon (NE), Brian Hizzy Fitzpatrick (PA), Andrew Gabanzobeansarino (NY), Anthony Gonzalaz (OH), John Catco (News York) – joke for Supergirl fans, Cry Baby Adam Kinzinger (IL), Trouble Maker Nicole Malliotakis (NY), David Mount McKinley (WV), Tom Reed (Bends-Inda-Wind), Chris Smith N. Wesson (NJ), Fred Upton (MI), Jeff Van Drew Pictures (NJ), and Don Notso Young (AK)
The Infrastructure bill was full of communistic pork which lays the groundwork for the Green New Steal. Just a couple items are:
$7.5 Billion for electric vehicle charging stations; $5 Billion for electric school buses; $1 Billion for Mayor Pete to rip up those racist highways, which nobody will ever be able to race on again because they will not rebuild them (I bet).
John Catco, who is a lame duck, Daffy Duck, and Donald Duck – was one of those Republican RINOs who wanted to impeach President Donald Trumpet. Three of the above congressmen are retiring when their term is up. But perhaps the Bill would have not gotten as far as it did if nineteen Senators had not voted for it! Why did Mitch Miller McConnel sell out? It may have been because his state is supposed to receive five billion dollars. (See the September issue to see a list of the Senators who sell out our nation.)
Sadly, the Build Back Better Go Broke Bill was passed by the House. I hope the Senate does not vote for it. PLEASE, SENATORS, HAVE MERCY ON OUR COUNTRY, DON’T PASS THE DARN BILL!!!
Idiotor’s Note: I wrote the following words before the man in Wisconsin mowed down people at the Christmas parade. Of course, he has nothing to do with Antifa, probably a bigger fan of BLM. I give you warning that if you are in anyway upset about what happened in Waukesha then please do not read the following song.
“The Biden Administration never makes a mistake twice, they make it five or six times just to be sure.” – Sen. J. Kennedy
Idiotor’s note: The following is in no way humorous or funny, it is hard to make such a tragedy into a humorous event, not that anyone should. Self changed some of the names in order to protect the innocent, me.
KYLE KITTENMOUSE ON TRIAL & FOUND “NOT GUILTY” ON ALL FIVE COUNTS – by Self D. Fence
Kyle Kittenmouse may have been found “not guilty” on all five counts, but many believe an injustice was done by the jury’s verdict, which really was a righteous verdict. Let’s be honest, the seventeen year old boy should probably not have been there, but he was filling a void put there in the city by the politicians – as they refused to allow the police to do their jobs and protect the city. They even refused to bring in the National Guard that President Trump wanted to bring in. Instead, the groups of the Marxist BLM and the fascist Antifa were present and a big percentage of them are criminals, up to no good. Does it not seem odd that the people involved with the Kittenmouse shootings just happened to all be criminals? (Even though the Leftist media and Dummycrat politicians did not make this fact known, not even the prosecutor of the case let these facts slip out during the trial.)
So, let us take a look at these “so-called” victims of that night and some of the REAL FACTS of the case!
It has been often repeated on MSLSD (Thanks for the joke name, M. L.) and ZNN and even by some at FOX, that Kyle’s mommy drove her son across the state border (Now the Left cares about border crossings?) with his AR 15 (which is, by the way, a rifle and not an automatic weapon; and the barrel [16 inches long] is not sawed off or too short).
FACT: His mommy did not drive him into Wisconsin that day, as Kyle drove himself to the city on the day before the shootings took place. He went to the city to do his job at the swimming pool as a life guard. And after his shift was over he went to his friend’s house, in Kenosha, and spent the night there.
FACT: The AR 15 was already in the state of Wisconsin, at Kyle’s friend’s house, where he had spent the night.
The Left also made a big deal about him having no legitimate reason to be in the city of Kenosha, even though he has relatives (like his dad) living in the city and the fact that he was working at the swimming pool. The town he does live in is only a 20 minutes’ drive from Kenosha. It is also a law of Wisconsin that a 17 year old can carry a firearm. This is why the firearms charge was dropped from the case before the jury even went into make their decision! This means that the prosecutor is very stupid – that he does not know the laws of the state or they are not stupid and do know the laws of the state, which means that the whole case was politically motivated. I will let you decide what you think on the matter.
News reports in Brazil and Africa claimed that the men who Kyle shot were all black, as they based their reports on Leftist news media organizations in the U.S.A.
FACT: The three men shot by Kyle were all white. Kyle is a white teenager. So how is prejudice even a part of this case? It’s not!!! The only person who was discriminated against that night was Kyle when a black man, by the name of Maurice Freeland, kicked him as hard as he could! By the way, Maurice is a criminal. The prosecutors lied and said they did not know who the kicker was. They kept referring to him as something like “the unknown kicker in those terrible tacky pants”. But, the prosecutors did know Freeland’s identity. Even though they knew the man’s identity he was never called to testify at the trial because they pretended they did not know the kicker’s identity.
Also involved that night was a brother and sister (not nice people). The brother, Joshua Ziminski (also white) was charged by the law for setting fires; they delayed his hearing on purpose so that he would not be able to testify at Kyle’s trial. The sister’s trial was taken care of and she could have testified, but again, the prosecutors pulled a dirty trick, did not call her, and pretended she was unavailable like her brother to testify. Perhaps having the not so great people testifying at the trial may have helped Kyle’s chances? But this is beside the point – as the defendant was not treated fairly by the prosecution (who was being political on all points). To be honest, the prosecution may have been trying to get a mistrial because they had rushed to make charges against Kyle and it was probably due to political pressure.
Remember what caused the riots in Kenosha in the first place was the fact that Jacob Blake (no relation to Robert) a black criminal (and yes he was a criminal) went to try and kidnap his child, but the mother of said child called the police. The police showed up and the man ran to his vehicle and pulled out a knife. He was shot in the back and wound up in the hospital, but unlike some news reports, or a certain sports person’s fake account, Blake did not die. Proof he did not die – Kamilan Harris went to see him at the hospital. She called him a hero. So this set off the riots (called mostly peaceful protests by the Left-winged media). Kenosha burned, was looted, and it all began on the night of August 23, 2021. Kyle went to work on the 24th and then the shootings took place on the 25th.
The first man who was shot and died was called “a model citizen” by the prosecution. Yet, this man, Joseph Rosenbomb, was anything but a model citizen! He was, in case you do not know this, a pedophile. In 2002, when he was nineteen years old, he went before a Grand Jury and was found guilty of eleven counts of child molestation (of boys from 9-11 years of age), including forced sodomy. He spent ten to eleven years in prison. When he was released he destroyed his ankle monitor.
On the day that Joseph died, he had a pending open case of domestic abuse. Hours before threatening Kyle Kittenmouse he was dismissed from a hospital where he got medicine for his bi-polar bear disorder. He went to see his fiancé but she had a “no contact order” after he hit her the previous month, so he did not stay there long. Rosenbomb had a zippy plastic bag with personal items in it. Later on that night he would throw his bag at Kittenmouse while chasing after him.
That night he would set fire to a trash bin, tip over a person empty port-a-pot (But, was the pot REALLY empty?), and said the “N” word over and over (hum, sounds to me like he may have been a white supremacist).
The second man who got shot and died, Anthony Hubor, was not a much better person. He actually hit Kyle in the head, after chasing after him, with his skateboard. This thing is like swinging a wood bat at somebody, it even has metal wheels. It was because of one of the hits that Kyle fell onto the street. Yet, the prosecutor pretends like the skateboard is not dangerous, that it could not hurt somebody. Let’s test his hypothesis and come at him with a skateboard to the head and see how he feels afterward! Maybe he might change his opinion?
Hubor was convicted of domestic abuse. He once told his brother if he did not clean his room in his house he was going to “gut him like a pig” while he was holding a six inch knife to the brother’s stomach. Then he grabbed his brother’s neck and said, “I’m going to burn this house down with all of you in it.” He pleaded guilty to one count of strangulation.
The third man that was shot that night, but did not die, even though the wound to his upper arm looked really bad, was Gaige Grosskruetz. What a name! Gaige is also not so nice; he hit his own grandmother in the face. Six days before he was to testify at the Kittenmouse trial he was in court over a DUI. Several years ago he smashed his girlfriend’s window at 4 a.m. So, once again, we have a not so nice person hanging out at the Kenosha protest-riot. He too was chasing after Kyle, only he had an illegal firearm in hand. He was running around with the gun all night.
Gaige did actually testify at the trial, the only problem for the prosecution is that Gaige, who was their witness, told the truth on the stand, he admitted he was going after Kyle with a gun before he got shot in the arm. So it was self-defense where Gaige is concerned, no doubt about it since Gaige admitted it on the stand.
The jury spent days debating and looking over the evidence before making their decision on the case. It was a righteous call. Jerry Nadler, the man who thinks
Antifa is a myth, and other Democrats on the Hill, have asked the DOJ to look into the verdict of “not guilty”. What are they going to find? Are they going to dig up dirt on the jurists and threaten them like they are threatening regular parents complaining to school boards about CRT and sex education and other evil things being taught to their children? Why is the next Mayor of New York City chiming in on the case and saying it was not correct? Is he stupid? Heaven help the citizens of that city, going from Mayor De Bla-bla-blasio (the German Kraut – why do you think he took his mother’s maiden name for?) to a man who believes the worst about a seventeen year old boy who was trying to protect property from mad men and mad women. (Mad as angry and perhaps mad as in nuts – like Rosenbomb.)
Some say that Kyle has a reason to sue MSLSD and ZNN, and maybe even Vice President Biden, for slander. If so, Kyle could become rich because they are all GUILTY of their crimes!
On November 22, 2021, Kyle Kittenmouse was on the Tuckered Out Carlson Tonight news show. At first he was in a juvie place, but eventually was moved to a real prison. He mentioned the conditions of his jail cell, rated it to a one star hotel. He had no running water for the shower (not sure about the toilet as he did not mention that). He said he did not complain about the water flow in the shower, but I think he should have. So he went a very long time before getting to take a shower, and he became very ripe. He said his first shower lasted for three hours.
He also said that the lawyers he originally had hired told him that he was probably safer in jail. They collected money for Kyle (Go Fund Me?), but who knows if that money was ever used to help Kyle out? To me it sounds like he was in prison until the verdict came back. The money was supposed to be for bail (which would cost $2 million). Also, Kyle told Carlson that his early lawyer, John Pierce, made the claim that his client was with the militia. This was an untrue statement.
So, if Kyle’s bail was set at $2 million, then why is it that a man who used his vehicle to run over the mother of his child, and has been breaking the law since 2001, is released with $1,000 bail in Waukesha, Wisconsin?
And because the D.A. allowed such a low bail and the man, Darrell Brooks, is released, three weeks later he uses his car to run down, on purpose, people at a Christmas parade. During his mad run at parade participants, Brooks killed five adults and an eight year old boy. There were also forty-seven other people injured. All of the people who died (the adults and boy I saw pictures of) were white. So is Brooks a black supremacist? He certainly likes Malcom X, he is a black nationalist propaganda racist and a BLM activist. And his rap sheet dates all the way back to 2001. How is the Left Media portraying what happened? There was just some “crash”. Some are saying he was being chased by the police, which is also a lie. Unless they are speaking of a loan policeman who was running on foot after his car was speeding along the parade route?
A BOOK WORTH READING – by Pica Word-Smith
Robert Kennedy, Jr., has written a book about Dr. Faust! It is published by Skyhorse. The title is THE REAL ANTHONY FAUCHI…Bill [Closed] Gates, Big Farms, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health. (Okay, it’s really Big Pharms.) You know it is telling the true story about Dr. Faust when it is being banned by Amazon and other places.
Gihon Goose 