MOBILE FIGHTER G GUMDAMIT!!!
Narrator: In this episode of Mobile Fighter G Gumdamit our hero De’man Cashew (nicknamed Dummo by his best friends) goes to the high lands of Marijuana, Neo South America to train so that he can get stronger and use his Flying Fickle-ed Finger of Fate (or, F to the fourth power) when he goes up against his old master, Master Deja View. In the meantime Chimney Cricket has returned home to Neo America, Neo New Yorkso (which is somewhat redundant). His four female Gumdamit support group, I mean support crew, runs into Schwartz Brooder Bro in disguise. And this is where we pick up at, so A – O – LET’S GO!!!
“This is a pretty heavy plot.” mechanic Jamit Smith said. “Can we put it down on the ground now?”
“We need to get Chimney out of his slump,” diagnosed Catheter Ronaray, Chimney’s personal physician. “You saw him in his earlier battle, what happened to him? He acted like he was a chicken.”
“Yeah,” said Squirrel E. Lane, the crew’s leader and other mechanic, “G damn it, what was that?”
Sitting on a park bench pretending to read a newspaper (imagine, they actually have newspapers in the future) was a man with a hooked nose and a big mouth. He suspected the reason behind Chimney’s earlier problem, where he destroyed a bridge, which looked about as bad as the FRANCIS OFF KEY BRIDGE tragedy in (not Neo) Beltamore, was that Chimney was afraid of the black matter that had previously been taking over his motor skills and mind. “Maybe he needs a challenge,” he said. “Maybe you should get him to fight De’man Cashew again. I hear that he went to Marijuana, Neo South America to train, just like Rocky went to Russia to train in Rocky 4.” The man got up to leave, once out of sight he took off his disguise. The mystery man was Schwartz Brooder Bro, Neo Germany’s G Gumdamit fighter.
Squirrel E. asked, “Was Mr. Tea in Rocky 4?”
“No, that was Mr. Pea,” said trouble maker communications specialist Bunny Giggles.
Jamit said, “George Peppered was not in that movie. But that sexy Michael Pattakey was in it.”
“Who’s he?” Bunny asked.
“Oh, he played one of the Nylons in Star Bleck’s The Trouble with Dribbles episode,” Jamit answered.
Bunny hopped back, “No, that was Charley Brillo Pad.”
Jamit told her, “No, Charley Brillo Pad was the Clingon spy who underwent surgery to look like a human Jew.”
“None, of this really matters!” Bunny burst out. “We need to all become the girls we use to be, you know street vermin thieves, and go to Neo South America so that we can download all the information from De’man’s G Gumdamit on a floppy disc.” (Idiotor’s note: This animation series was made in the 1990s when floppy discs were heavily used to download computer information and when newspapers were actually still red, I mean read.)
So the four girls left for Neo South America, not the plains or the planes, but the high land.
When Chimney returned home to his Neo American Neo New Yorkso apartment he found it empty. Nobody was home where, on the coffee table, he spotted a note. The note read, because, it is a very intelligent not, “Dear Chimney, we have all gone to Neo South America, where De’man Cashew is training so that we can download all pertinent information from his G Gumdamit fighter. And then you can have the information so that you can beat Dummo’s head off! Love, the girls! P. S. There’s a frozen pizza in the freezer if you get hungry.”
Chimney decided that he would love to challenge Dummo Cashew to another G Gumdamit battle, but he did not want to cheat. He was quite upset at his crew so he had a frozen pizza for dinner and then headed for Neo South America.
In the meantime, Dummo Cashew was in deep training. His ONE female partner, or crew member, was sitting on the bank of the river Chase in need of a drastic nap. She saw her partner at the top of the mountain, near the edge of the waterfall. Then he jumped over the side. He fell hitting the water. Dummo was pulled down by the pull of the eddy, but he was strong enough to swim out and over to the edge where she was at. “What are you doing here?” he asked.
“Just watching you, Dummo,” replied Dr. Rain Muckamara. “Just how is diving off the mountain going to help you to defeat Master Deja View?”
“I need to overcome the strength of the water,” he explained. “It will help me get stronger, you’ll see!”
Rain Muckamara watched as he got out of the water and headed up the mountain again. Within her private thoughts she could only say one thing, “MEN!!!”
Hidden in the bushes, right behind Rain, were four women spectators. “When she falls asleep, that’s our chance to download Dummo’s G Gumdamit!” exclaimed Bunny.
Moments later Catheter said, “Okay, I think she’s asleep. Let’s go.”
Squirrel E. said, “I already went over there in those bushes. Whatever you guys do, don’t go over there!”
“Thanks for the warning,” Jamit said.
The four girls climbed into the G Gumdamit.
A freaky monsoon rainstorm had begun by the time the four women climbed out of the G Gundamit. They had successfully copied the files and were attempting to make their escape, but Rain, after being rained on, had awakened. Rain saw the floppy disc in Bunny’s hand so she confronted them right there and then. That’s when their chase on the Chase bank began in the rainstorm.
In the meantime, Chimney Cricket had shown up and challenged Dummo Cashew to a G Gumdamit fight. The five ladies were finally altogether, however, they were in trouble; even Rain in the rain was in trouble. Part of the bank, the part that the five of them were on, slid down into the river. Jamit called Chimney for help. He saw them and wanted to help, but Cashew wanted to keep fighting. He told Cashew that Rain was also in danger. But before they could head over to help the five women, a big huge wave of water was about to hit both of them. De’man used his Flying Fickle-ed Finger of Fate to defeet, declaw, and defang de wave. The two G Gumdamit fighters were able to save the five women. Chimney scolded his crew for downloading the information. He made it clear to them that he did not want to win in that manner. So the crew returned home, to Neo America, which should really be called Neo United States of America.
Narrator: Will Dummo Cashew continue to train, or will he head towards Master Deja View’s master plan of deception? Will Dr. Rain Muckamara find a lover named Sleet? Will Dummo finally meat up, I mean, meet up with his estranged, I mean, deranged brother? And is Schwartz Brooding Bro really Dummo’s Bro, Kee-o-gee Cashew in disguise with diamonds? Only our following episodes will tell! So tune in next week, same bat channel, same bat cave, same batter up you Yankees! Ready? LET’S GO!!!
SOLAR ECLIPSE OF THE HEART – by Dork Shadows
On April 8, 2024 there was a solar eclipse. It illegally gained entrance into our country via the southern border!
Not long after the solar eclipse in 2017 I purchased some solar eclipse forever stamps from my local sheriff’s, I mean, local post office. Recently, while using my very last stamp, I thought, “Why look at it as a solar eclipse? Why not see it as the moon being clothed with the sun?” Just like the woman spoken of in Revelation 12 is clothed with the sun. You see, this woman is also the morning star, or Venus (a planet). One could say, me being the one saying it, that Venus is clothed with the sun when it transits the sun (the last two transits were on June 8, 2004 and June 5, 2012).
So imagine my awe when I viewed the Trumpet solar eclipse video. President Trumpet had a silhouette of his big giant head moving to be in front of the sun. Then it showed people gathered around to watch the event take place. It went back to Trumpet’s head fully being in front of the sun. I saw this video a couple of times, then it hit my eye like a big pizza pie (what a mess), President Trumpet was declaring himself (even if he did not know it) as generic man (the woman God-crowned). This does not mean that President Trumpet believes himself to be transgender or anything like that, it is just that the woman God-crowned (even though the woman actually symbolizes a specific woman as the second coming of Christ) “symbolizes generic man, the spiritual idea of God; she illustrates the coincidence of God and man as the divine Principle and divine idea” (SCIENCE AND HEALTH KEY TO SCRIPTURES, by Mary Baker Eddy 561:22-25). If this fact were understood and accepted by mankind then there would be no need for Sixteen Genders!
To confirm my brilliant revelation, Trumpet used the same exact music that was used at the end of the movie 2001 A Space Odd-I-see where a giant baby (symbolizing generic man) in heaven is found to be above Earth. Back in 2017 the English displayed President Trumpet as a big giant baby baboon, I mean, balloon, another coincidence? I think so, in that coincidence really means that two or more things “co-in-side” with each other!
It is no Wonder Bread that the Leftists believe that people who like President Trumpet are part of a cult, the MAGOO, I mean, MAGA cult (they call it). Yet, they are the ones in a cult (a communist cult). MAGA folk are not in a cult, unless that cult teaches us the matrix of the wheel (look up the definition of cult in the dictionary to figure out what I am talking about)! Haw, haw! It just goes to show you that Trumpet knows how to really advertise. Joke Biden, in regards to the solar eclipse, only warned people to be careful. He meant to take precaution not to damage their eyes while viewing the eclipse. Biden puts forth fear, thus, he is part of the Dark Side, that’s why they dubbed him Dark Brandon! That’s also why Biden uses DARK MONEY to help him get elected!!!
One woman (Squirrel E. Jackass-Lee), from Washingaton of Coins, was giving some sort of speech. She said that the moon was made up of gases so this meant that man could live on the moon. She also thinks that the moon is a planet! Evidently, she does not know that if men do not wear astronaut suits on the moon they will become the bar-b-q meal of the day; that is if you are a cannibal! They send our finest to D.C., don’t they? And Jackass-Lee was placed on some space committee! After making the wild comments about the moon Jackass-Lee was unable to get her special eclipse sunglasses on her head. But hey, she’s not the only sign of unintelligent life on the Left out there. On The Only View Sunny Hostile said that the recent earth quakes (in the New England area, not Neo New England), the eclipse, and cicadas (which she mispronounced) coming up from the earth all had to do with climate change. It was like she did not think solar eclipses were a normal thing, they have happened from the dawn of time (before so-called climate change beliefs even existed)! Whoopie Cushion Goldberg told her that astronomers predict the eclipses. Both Joyless Noheart and Whoopie set Sunny straight. I wonder how Sunny got her job?
NUT SO FAMOOSE QUOTES
“Shrinkflation actually means that Joe Biden’s brain is getting smaller while his ego is getting bigger.” – Joe Scarbouroughnotfair – (married to his co-host) morning news show commentator, both are on MTNBC. Guess what? The “Taste the rainbow” MARS Candy company is also taking advantage of shrinkflation. In fact they use the word “shrink” in their new Skittles product!
“New Comers [meaning illegal aliens, who are really New Scammers] are really Jaw Breakers, I mean, Law Breakers!” – Candy N. Cake – good eats
“A house divided cannot multiply.” – Albert Winestein – a fizzy sist-genderer
“A task force is where everything goes to die.” – Gravel Newscum – failing governor
“Trumpet wants to get rid of your social security blanket.” – Rachel Madcow from MTNBC
“Republicans in the Senate are working with us. Republicans in the House are getting in our way.” – Cringe John-Pierre – White House correspondent
“I would take that medicine that helps you with your memory, but I forget what it’s called.” – Dark Brandon
“Biden is running against himself and losing.” – Adamned Schifty – congressman wanting to be senator (I hope the baseball player wins)
“I aim to appease, everyone from Iranians to Chinese.” – Joke Biden
“Today’s college students may be educated but they sure aren’t SMART!!!” – Senator John Kidneybean
This important piece of news is just in…Joke Biden’s Uncle Bozo was eaten by cannonballs in Papua New Guinea Pig! What’s that? Joke said his uncle was eaten by cannibals? If you do a fact check I bet that’s just another one of his lies. What’s that you say? It was fact checked and Uncle Bozo was in an airplane that went down in the ocean? Yeah, Biden makes up another big fat fishing tale!
Two cannibals are eating Uncle Bozo, the clown; one cannibal says to the other cannibal, “Does this meat taste funny?”
DEI Commandment #8
Thou shalt not notice when black women steal (or plagiarize). One could actually say the commandment is “Thou shalt not notice when any Dummycrat steals (or plagiarizes), especially Dark Brandon.”
Attention: The newest term that the White House is using for President Trumpet is “Hitler Pig”. That’s the best they could come up with? Wow! It sure is no, “Let’s go Brandon!”
LITTER FROM THE IDIOTOR
We have been out of order for a long time now, because, we have had technical difficulties with our main computer. It is dead, gone to meet its maker – Bill Gates. Well, I know Bill’s not dead, but he is responsible for making our computer! Maybe not personally responsible, but it is a Gateway computer. We got it right after 9/11, so it lasted for quite a good time. I am not happy using my laptop for this job, but I guess I felt it was time to get in touch with you all again. Yes, I know, our one reader had missed us severely! Oh the letter we got!
Plus, there’s an election coming up in a few months, and those Republican debates were pretty bad, what was the point, the man who is the main contender, and you all know who he is, did not even attend the debates. And he would debate Joke Biden, but I have a feeling that Biden is too chicken to even attend a debate. He’ll use some stupid excuse like, “Trumpet is too much of a criminal for me to debate him.” Even though, it is Dark Brandon who is the real criminal (he breaks our countries laws every single day and gets by with it every single day). This is what Trumpet should do, he should get his daughter-in-law, who is now part of the GOP-itey-goo committee, to hold debates, even if they all have to be on LOX News, and invite Robert If Kennedy, Jr. and any other third party person out there who wants to debate! If Joke Biden refuses to join in then Biden looks bad!
Biden is behind all of the five law suits that Trumpet has been forced to wear. Brandon has really bad taste in suits. Trumpet is going to need all those suits to wear in court. Judge One Mushroom insists that Trumpet is going to have to be in court every single day, for a month and a half, in New Yorkso (not Neo New Yorkso) this spring. He will probably miss his youngest son’s graduation, because, if he goes he will be arrested. Is that upright? I say, NO!
Judge One Mushroom has donated money to Joke Biden, and his daughter has been getting money from Joke Biden – doesn’t that make the judge compromised and bias? Should he not resign from having any court case against Donald Trumpet? Who is the prosecutor’s numero uno witness? The man, who actually committed the “supposed” crime that they have accused Trumpet of committing, is their star witness – Michael Conehead. Conehead is a confessed liar. And who did the opening statement on April 22, 2024? It was Biden’s third man in charge at the Department of Injustice. Where was New Yorkso City’s District Athorney Bragger at? He was sitting in the peanut gallery treating himself to Duncan coffee and donuts!
Just what is the crime they have accused Trumpet of? The crime is supposed to be that Conehead had a non-disclosure agreement made up so that stripper, Stormy Drain Daniels, could sign for a ‘supposed” one night stand. Wow, if that is all – then why not go after Joke Biden? Do you even know what he did? He had an affair with Jill, his present wife, while she was married to another man! This man was supposed to be Joke’s friend! But with friends like Joke Biden, who needs enemies? Biden actually did commit adultery, and I believe, according to the Roman Catholic Church Joke and Jill are probably still committing adultery – unless Jill and her first husband never got married in the Roman Catholic Church – or Jill and her first husband happened to get divorced in the Roman Catholic Church supposing that they had been married in same said church! I learned these rules from watching an episode of Law and Order – Ching – Ching! This crime, not that it really is even a crime, because it is not a crime, was committed long ago and the time on it had elapsed – like the fact that Hunted Biden could not be punished for failing to pay “his fair share” for certain tax years because the time had elapsed on them.
Trumpet has told us that it is forty-five degrees in the courtroom. He should show up in a big parka every day, he should fall asleep every day, and he should actually put a cloth gag around his mouth in order to present Judge Mushroom’s gag order as a gag!
The fudge hit the fan in Georgia Peaches when District Athorney Big Fat Fanny Willis was found out – that’s right, she was having an affair with the man she put in charge of the Trumpet suit (not even a tux). He really sweat bullets when he testified in court about the affair. She was a cool cucumber, but she lied like a radish, and yelled like an eggplant! She showed such contempt to the court, however, the judge was afraid of her (she use to be his boss), in fact he allowed her to continue on with the Trumpet suit (which has a herringbone pattern) if she fired her lover. She fired the man, as she was not about to fire herself (she still likes to play with matches).
“Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find! Groom me a broom, make me a catch! Night after night in the dark I’m alone! I’m sooooo lonely!”….is what Fat Fanny might sing. We actually wish she would sing, you know sing out loud, sing out strong, about her evil ways and deeds with lover boy and their trips to the White House to plot out her fake, so called “Ricco Ricardo,” case against Trumpet.
And then there was the trumped up Trumpet case where LeTits Shames took Trumpet to court, getting Judge Nude-ee appointed to the case, in New Yorkso. Yet, LeTits showed up in court just to don a huge smile of “I’ve got you now, Trumpet.” Yes, she’s a real N.I.G.Y.Y.S.O.B. (This name has nothing to do with race or color)! Judge Nude-ee appraised Mar-A-Large-O way under its true value (by millions of dollars), he said that Trumpet lied about the places worth, but he’s the dumb-dumb (not the sucker) who has no idea what the place is worth! So he actually committed the crime that he accused Trumpet of committing! But that’s nothing new; it is in the Marxist handbook – accuse your enemies of what you do yourself. He fined Trumpet half a billion dollars (where interest would accrue if the fine was not paid on time). Trumpet was able to get that amount whittled down, but still it was not fair that he had to pay that price either, in order to be able to go to the court of banana appeals. LeTits was not happy about that at all! She was looking forward to taking over Trumpet Tower so she tried to claim that the bank’s bond did not have enough money to cover the bond. She tried to overturn the bond in court, which cost Trumpet money to take care of, she lost. She is just trying to nickel and dime and penny Trumpet out of business. Biden is also doing the same thing, that’s why there are five suits being pressed as we speak.
Then Jackass Smith, the appointed special council, is trying to rush Trumpet’s court case. But he has been slowed down by S.C.O.T.U.S. And again, the Dummycrats are not happy about that. They want to tie up Trumpet in court and hopefully get him put in jail – so that they can claim that he cannot become president even if he were to win the election. The supreme court of Coloradodos ( or S.C.O.C.) already tried to take him off the ballot, but again S.C.O.T.U.S. intervened and told them that it was a no-no! Other states, which had planned on following in Coloradodos’ footprints, cried their eyes off. And they all look pretty funny without any eyes on their face – even the Hawaiian did not look Hawaiian without his Hawaiian Eye! The drawing of Trumpet’s face looked pretty funny too, as the sketch artist who was sitting too far away, was unable to see Trumpet’s eyes and so Trumpet remained eyeless.
Oh, yeah, the special council appointed for looking into Biden’s case (for taking classified documents from the etch-a-sketch room when he was a senator and for taking files and notes from when he was vice president – and for keeping them in unsecured places, like his garage in a cardboard box by his Corvette) did not prosecute. What was his excuse? Biden is so mentally gone that if a trial were to be held any jury would feel such sympathy for the man that he would get off! Excuse me? Special counsel Robert Her may know which pronoun he prefers, but should it be his place to know what jurors would be thinking at some hypothetical trial he has conjured up in his Han Gook brain? I’m sorry, but who does he think he is, James Home-lee – EX–F.B.I. man? Nope, it is this simple, the fix was in, the boss Athorney General made him do it (even though he testified that Garlic Maryland did not instruct him to do anything in anyway). Are we going to buy that? If so, I have some swamp land in Louisiana to sell you. The crime is worse for Biden as he was never president when he STOLE the files. But even so, if Her tells us that Biden is mentally gone then why is he even allowed to be the man in the White House? Should Biden be trusted with the code to the nuclear football? Can the man even remember the code? It is strange that nothing ever happened to Vice President Tense after he found files in his care and turned them in – everybody seemed to forget about him. Yet, he is out there bad mouthing his old boss (even after dropping out of the race). He is lying about Trump’s words on abortion.
Tense is no better than Biden who keeps claiming that Trumpet said, “I will become a dictator on day one.” No, what Trumpet really said is, “I will be a dictator on day one only.” This means that he will have a bunch of executive orders he will plan on signing in order to do away with Biden’s really bad and stinky policies. You know the ones, the open border policies, the bad economic policies, the spending all the money you can on green projects (while not really doing anything – like – where are all those electric car charging stations he promised?), sending as much money to Uke-rang to fight the war against Russia, all the money that he has forked and knifed over to Iranallthewaytohellandback. And then he is two faced about the way he treats Israel after war broke out in a rash on October 7, 2023. He pretends to want Israel to win, but then he tells them to have a cease fire (because of all the Islambs in this country protesting him, along with stupid liberal jerks who are also protesting Israel because they simply do not believe the truth about what Humus terrorists have done).
USA has gone to hell in hand basket, and that hand basket is the basket case known as Joke Biden! The only reason why Amendment 25 has not been used is because the result would be Khameleon Harris!
WHEN THEY SAY…that Joke Biden works twenty-four-seven, it means that he works twenty-four hours per week and seven weeks per year.
You may protest with a sign reading “QUEERS FOR PALESTINE” in USA and get by with it, but, if you are gay and you vacation in Palestine, you had better have somebody WATCH YOUR SIX!
MUSLIMS PROTEST LIKE CRAZY – by Alie Ka Baba and his forty thieves
As you probably already know, many protests have broken out, like escaped prisoners, over the war in Israel and Palestine, on the Gaza Strip. Loads of people use to shop on the Strip, lots of stores on the mall, but now that has all stopped. In fact, the people there are having trouble just eating, drinking, and sleeping. But for some reason, nobody wants to place the blame where it really should be placed – with Humus. These terrorists drive you crazy with all the humming they do. Anyway, Humus started the war but the people who feel bad for the Palestinians (even though they allowed Humus to take over their land and government) blame Israel and America (especially Joke Biden – yeah, why not?). But the Left, and the Islam folk are blaming Israel (little Satan) and they want to move on to attacking USA (big Satan). And those attacks are already taking place in the colleges, and on streets and bridges, under the pretense of protest.
Recently, in Michigag-gan, a protest was taking place and the people were yelling, “Death to America!” They did it in a foreign tongue too, but we knew what they were yelling over and over and over.
When LOX News reporter, Hilary Van, confronted Radish Tlaib on the comment “Death to America!” Tlaib said, “I don’t talk to LOX News!” She went on to say it was because LOX News was prejudice and they were bigots. Really? It sounds to me like Radish is the bigot, won’t talk to LOX News because they love bagels. Hilary Van is such a nice woman too. Radish also gives more prominence to her Palestinian flag at her office than she does to the USA flag. Yeah, she is not on our side at all, she needs to lose her seat as a congresswoman. But it won’t happen, as while Congress impeached Mayorkass the Senate (mostly Dummycrats) won’t even hold a hearing on the topic. It’s too bad, because Mayorkass, besides being a major ass, is a traitor to our country – allowing billions of illegal immigrants to enter our country on the southern and northern borders (and by sea too).
As of the second week of April, Iran attacked Israel with drones and missiles (they were made in China). Israel’s iron dome worked and only one Arab girl was injured during the attack. Here was a country being attacked and what happened here in the USA streets? Organized protesters in LA, New Yorkso, and Chigagee blocked traffic in order to protest Israel! Boy, are things backwards! Biden just gave Iran millions of dollars for probably something stupid! He is helping Iran attack Israel, what a maroon! All that Biden can say to the enemy is, “Don’t!” “Don’t what?” they ask. Don’t go swimming after eating asparagus? Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth he might bite your nose off? What does he mean by “Don’t”? They certainly do not see his one word warning as a threat!
CHINESE NATIONAL ENCOUNTERS AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER – by Chung Lee
These are statistics, from US CUSTOMS AND BORDER, telling us the number of Chinese people entering USA (that we actually know about). In 2021 there were 450; in 2022 there were 2,176; in 2023 there were 24,314; and so far this year (which is almost 1/3 over with) there have been 22,292.
These Chinese illegal immigrants fly into South America and have dedicated hubs. They are well organized. A site on the Internet called UNIONS ONE ZERO ONE (or 101) instruct these Chinese people a work around on how to get a gun which they are not legally supposed to have because they are not citizens of USA. They are able to get a gun by getting a hunting license. Of course, even more important, they will hopefully be able to vote on November 5th after being given driver’s licenses (at least that is Biden’s best wish). Most of the people coming in from China are military aged single men. They are here to spy on our military and technical operations. The communist Chinese government has already started a drug war – what with all the felt-in-all they have the Mexican cartels smuggle over the border.
Yet, it is not only our enemy of China having their people crossing our borders – there are (in 22 and 23) 6,386 Afghans (one size fits all); 3,153 Egyptians (walking); 659 Iranians (Biden loves them); 538 serious Syrians; and 12,605 Russians (dressing in the dark). I ask Joke Biden, “Why should people from enemy countries be allowed to enter into our country?”
The crime has decreased in Venezuela and while their people come into our country our crime increases. Not only are these countries sending their criminals and gang members here they are also sending their mentally ill.
While Biden actually tells us (jokes with us?) that job numbers have gone up, the truth is that those jobs have been given mostly to illegal aliens! And regular American citizens have to work two jobs instead of one because of the awful Bidenomics and the inflation that congress and senate members cause via their omnibus bills with loads of hidden pork rinds.
Congress has already had two House monitors since 2022. We hoped that Michael Johnson would do a good job, but so far he has failed WE THE PEOPLE. It seems that once they get the seat of power they become corrupted and they forget who they are really working for.
CAPTAIN BINGHAMTON, GET THE LED OUT!!! – by Munch N. Junk
Did you know that the Craft-Heinz LUNCHABLES are dangerous to eat? They contain 74% of your daily amount of led (some meals only contain 73%). So if you eat two of them then look out! To be honest, I do not like the idea of eating any amount of led! If I did I would eat paint chips with my dip! And guess who married into the Heinz family? The Left’s very own John Ferry! That’s right, Climate Change Czar John Ferry, who flies around on his wife’s jet plane – the Chipmunk, should be more concerned about his wife’s food business than climate change! But he’s a politician and he doesn’t care about food safety!
CONGRESSIONAL DUMMYCRATS WHO FAIL TO VOTE AGAINST CONDEMNATION OF THE IRANS THAT ATTACKED ISRAEL ARE REPRESENTATIVES:
Jameal Bowman (NY) – he loves to pull fire alarms
Greg Caesar (TX) – he wants to be an emperor
Pramila Jayapalling (WA) – don’t look at her!
Jonathan Jackasson (IL) – a real donkey
Hairy Bush (MO) – no relation to George or his family
Hand Johnson (GA) – he loves lotion
Barbarian Lee (CA) – she voted for Conan (Arnold) when he ran for governor of her state
Bummer Lee (PA) – she knows how to bring a party down
Alexandria Occasionallyhasa Cortex (NY) – AOC for short, is a pretty stupid broad
Illham Omar (MN) – married her brother, fortunately they did not have any piglets (we hope). Her daughter was just arrested in the Columbia protest; the girl did not stand a chance of growing up without being brainwashed against USA.
NEW BIDEN HOAX – by Bill Delusion
Recently, when Joke Biden was in Snickersville, Pennsylvania (Hershey’s neighboring city), Joke Biden began a new hoax in regards to his enemy opponent. He said that Trumpet “wants to be able” to override the Constitution to “pick” when elections are held.
This is what President Trumpet really said at his rally, “You look at this crowd, which you can’t see the end of it, but you look at this crowd and in all fairness we’re six and a half months away [from the election]. That’s a long time [meaning, that Biden can do a whole lot more damage to our country during that six months]. Most of these candidates on the night before the [presidential] election would have a crowd that would be their largest crowd and they wouldn’t have anywhere near the people that we have now…I wish we could move the election to this Tuesday. Is there anything we can do? I want to move the election to Tuesday. You know in the UK they can pick their election. They say, ‘We’re going to have the election next week.’ I want to be able to do that. Would that be possible?”
Of course, I am translating what I think Trumpet really meant while Joke Biden tries to make it look like a bad thing because that is all Biden has – is to bad mouth his enemy. Notice Biden never says anything bad about Iran or China! In fact, he just gave Iran more money so that they could do the following…On Sunday, April 14, 2024, Iran called the Swiss and told them what they were going to do and when they were going to attack Israel. Iran sent 60 tons of air born explosives; with 170 drones. They used more than 130 Tom Cruise missiles and over 120 holistic missiles in their attack on Israel. Most were launched inside Iran’s border (which they have unlike USA). Yet, 99% of the weapons failed to hurt Israel thanks to Iron Giant, I mean, the iron dome. What did Iran say about their attack? They said that it was a success. Was their attack a fake out, because Israel knew what was going to happen? Does this mean that our country is paying for both sides of this war? It would not surprise me one bit! But that’s why my name is Bill Delusion!
Joke Biden’s Champaign slogan: BLAME AMERICA FIRST!
THIS JUST IN: An illegal alien smuggles monkeys across the USA southern border. He was caught, so were the monkeys. Will the illegal alien monkeys be shipped to the Island of Dr. Faust?
RECENT BIDEN QUOTES:
“Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?”
“We [meaning him and the Dummycrats] can’t be trusted!”
“Four more years. PAUSE…” What he should have said was, “Four more years for Trumpet!”
Gihon Goose 