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Library Features
Blunder Woman – Fic.1984
The Book With No Ending
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Between the Lines
Not So Famous Quotes
“You can either be given free stuff or be FREE!!!” — Manon D. Street
“Give me liberty or give me Covid 19!” — Hamilton Beach
“GOLO or get fat.” — Michelle O’Bumber
“Building resilience against hardship is the best weapon against depression and anxiety yet progressive ideology forces its followers to wallow, like a pig, in the mud of feelings and helplessness and victim-hood.” — Doctor Ziggurat
The 1619 Lincoln Project
Recently the school unions have pushed a false ideology called “The 1619 Lincoln Project” on all public schools. This false ideology is communist propaganda. It is not what our children should be taught. It claims that President Lincoln, who really was a Republican, was alive in 1619 and was a slave owner. This is an out and out lie. President Lincoln was not that old nor was he ever a slave owner! In fact, President Lincoln freed the slaves. Abraham Lincoln was around in the 19th century not the 17th century, not to be confused with the 1900s or the 1700s. It just goes to show you how stupid communists are.
The public school unions are also pushing Black Lives Mutter Material as well. Again, Black Lives Mutter is pushing Marxism indoctrination onto our children.
When will this craziness end? Next I suppose that Anti-Antifa will be writing school curriculum as well. Will they teach children “The Use of Pepper Spray 101”? Will they teach the children how to swing baseball bats while using innocent people’s heads as their softballs? Will they learn “How to Profit by Looting 102”? Maybe, they will also teach, “How to Build a Bon Fire in that Police Car 101”?
Calling Dr. Faust!
Attention: Will Doctor Ant Tony Faust please fess up to his misdeeds and crimes?
Dr. Faust has become quite popular over the last year and a half; he is on television more than Greg Gutfeld! And that’s a lot! Yet, the truth is hid in regards to his dealings with COV-19. He, along with his friends Dr. Francis S. Collie, Peter DeWolf Daszak, and Gary J. Enabler have worked on, and financially funded work on, COV-19 for years. And it turns out that they financed the WUHUN lavatory in China to do research on the virus.
In 2018, diplomats warned of risky coronavirus experiments in the Wuhun lavatory but nobody listened. Was it because none of them were wearing their hearing aids? Or were their heads being flushed? The head of the entire field is doctor Ant Tony Faust. He is the godmother of gains-of-function research, as we know it.
I often talk to chicken scientists who say the same thing. They say, “Listen, we really want to speak out about this but we can’t do it.” It turns out that these chicken scientists refuse to crow out about all of these evil deeds by these four mad scientists, because, these mad scientists happen to fund the chicken scientists. It’s a crazy cycle. They are afraid, that besides loosing funding, that they will loose their jobs and/or careers.
Is it not odd that the doctor who seems to be the hero of the pots and pandemic had a role in the research that caused the pots and pandemic? You know people can’t get it through their heads, particularly if they don’t know anything about it! We don’t have a media environment where we can have that kind of discussion. Not every media format is a Gigalo Gander! They want to hide the true facts, and that is just wrong.
–From the Pot-cast of Joe Rogaine
Climate Change
Climate Change is a farce, it is made up by global extremists in order to try and get people to stay at home (because, they will have available gas to put into their cars) and fall in line with the communist regime. People like Accasionally It-ill Costyuh, Burning Sanders, and Elizabath Wearing promote it to its uttermost it-most! And they even got Blow Biden to snort it up.
These Climate Czars are even against flying cars (in the future) before they are even on paper! They do not want anybody to have fun any more, no matter what. Everything has to be boring because Blow Biden is so boring.
–Sonny Daze
“South of the Border”
South of the border, down Mexico way, Hispanic cartels are smuggling drugs and thousands of people over the border (they must have a lot of carts). It is a far cry from the song I use to play on my accordion, but times, they are a changing! Did you know that the cartels are also in the religious death cult business? Yeah, I was surprised too.
The cartels use little children and other people to side track the Border Patrol. While the patrol is busy taking care of people and babysitting youngsters the cartels cross the unprotected part of the border with their drugs and human traffic persons. It is the cartels that actually take money from parents while promising to get their children across the border. The cartels tell the parents, “Hey, that guy who cheated his way into the White House has invited your little kids to come and live in America! Give us thousands of dinero and then we will make sure your children get to the U.S.A.” It has always been the cartels doing the family separating, SURPRISE! They throw the kids over 30 feet of existing fencing, or let them swim (perhaps drown) in the Rio Grande River, or simply abandon them to fend for themselves. They rape young girls, boys, women, maybe even men get raped (it does happen in prison, so who knows?). The long journey is treacherous, yet Blow Biden is willing for these bad things to happen to all the people that come because he wants them to vote for the Dummycrats in later elections.
Did you see the shell game that Blow Biden pulled in one of the immigrant shelters (or Biden’s cages)? They put up more tents to shelter people in, and then they moved them out of the one tent (which still had a few people in it) into the other tent. After this was done they let the press in to see the almost empty tent while the full tent was not photographed.
–Frito Bandito (I can’t help it, I love those corn chips!)
To Mask, or not To Mask, That is the Question!
Well, actually, it tis only a question if you thinkest that thou must follow CDC guidelines. Thou seest, you do not needeth to followest these old time guidelines, because they are only guidelines, they art not actual laws!
It tis well known by science that the mask is worthless to doest any good. After all, Dr. Faustiest saideth so! Yet, the man, who wants to stick it toest thou, wouldest rather have thou wear the mask and be obedient to them. This way they believest that they can fool thee into following other ridiculous guidelines they decide to put down beforest thee to follow.
The reasonest why Blow Biden is so lightheaded (from a lack of oxygen to his greyest lobe) is because he believest that he must don the mask at all times, even though he hast been fully vaccinated for the covid 19 before he wast inaugurated on January 20th, 2021. He hast ither been brain washed or else he hast been doing it all for show. But, I believeth that the donkeys foolest him. He acteth as if he believest that he will catch the covid even though he is vaccinated by the Phizer or Maderna. Perhaps he was hoping for the J&J because it soundeth similar to PBNJ?
–Will Erehpsekahs
Dancing Outlawed In Washington A. C. D. C.
The Mayor of Washington A. C. D. C. has outlawed dancing during wedding receptions. Also, outlawed is the reception line itself. If the various brides and grooms were smart they would get the heck out of Accasionally Costyuh’s Dodge City! Take the business and go elsewhere. Find a place that will allow you to enjoy yourselves, perhaps even someplace where you need not wear masks (like Florida or Texas). Either that, or pretend that your wedding reception is a Black Lives Mutter protest! If you pretend that you are all Leftist protesters they will leave you alone!
A Note from the Idiotor-in-Chief – B Flat
Attention: There is a black Subaru Outback with its lights on in Parking Lot 42. Will the owner of the vehicle please return to their car before I knock out their lights? Thank you.
Manifest Debris
This new television series has caught most people’s attention. I wish the show would give back my attention because I paid $20.00 for it at SEARS and ROBUST. This new show is about falling debris from an airplane that has supernatural powers. And not only did the debris fall from the sky, but a replicated airplane lands on U.S. soil after missing for five years! It returned with its resurrected passengers and they have these so-called “callings”. But they eventually find out that they have a death day in five years time after their return. A guy from the CIA and an MI6 woman become partners to go find debris and pick up the pieces.
Okay, this is not really a television show but two televisions shows that I put together in my mind. I just wondered if the two shows could possible be compatible?
The New Hung Fool
Even though Martin Gero, of Starplate Special-K and Starplate Atlantic Cod, is part of this new CW series, I do not think it is near as good as Ed D. Spell-man’s original Hung Fool (with David Carridine, who is related to John, Keith, and the geek Robert) series or even the Hung Fool: The Legend Continues series (with Chris Potter, no relation to Harry).
This time the Hung Fool is a young woman. She left her Chinese family for three years and lived and studied at a woman’s Shoalin Temple for three years. Yet, Qui Chain Crain lived and studied at his Shoalin Temple (originally known as Camelot) throughout many of his childhood, teenage, and a few young adult years. Nor did she get the brands of the Turkey and the Chicken on her arms like Crain did.
Her Master is a woman (The female Hung Fool has a different name for her Master other than Master, no, it is not Mistress). One night the temple is burning and the Master, by another name, is murdered by her own sister. The sister steals an onyx sword that turns green when power goes through it.
This story takes place during our current history in time even though most people are not wearing masks in China Town San Francisco, which is weird. So the estranged daughter returns to her parent’s house. She has a sister, who is now engaged to be married, and a gay doctor brother, who has a love interest of a Black Lives Mutter gay-guy who is not a doctor. Before the heroine is snorted, I mean, of our story entered the Chinese Shoalin Temple she was engaged. Her fiancé was a white man and I think he is involved with the legal system somehow. When she returns she gets help from him but they are no longer involved romantically. She finds a new bloke to like, and he is Chinese. The two of them fight a lot; I mean they really physically fight with martial arts.
These two are looking for more onyx weapons that the sister of the not-the-Master is in search of as well.
The latest episode happened to be about Black Lives Mutter. I cannot say that I liked it very much because it made the BLM out to be good people instead of Marxists, which is what they really are. But perhaps the producers and writers just follow the way of the chicken? I am not saying that all followers of the Marxist cult Black Lives Mutter are bad people, but they certainly are misled by the actual Marxists. And if all black lives really mattered then they would get upset about black on black murders in big cities like Chicago-go. They could care less.
Chinese Rocket Falls to Earth!!!
And nothing happened – what a big letdown! I was hoping that it would land on my house and kill me! But no such luck!
–Suicide Pete
NCIS versus NCIS: NEW ORLEANS
Give me an episode of NCIS over NCIS: New Orleans any old day, because the original is better. Don’t even get me started on NCIS: Los Angeles! I do not want to even see that series.
I had seen a few episodes throughout the years of NCIS but really did not watch it on a regular basis because there were other things on I preferred to see. But since it is in syndication (and on different channels) I record them and watch. To be honest I only began watching the shows after I had been watching the even older series called JAG. I really liked JAG, about Navy lawyers. Then on a two part episode they introduced the NCIS investigative team (sort of a pilot) when the head JAG officer, Do-no Harm, was being looked at for murder of a different JAG officer (she had dated Do-no Harm’s half-brother, who is Russian here and there. She happened to be pregnant, and Harm thought the child belonged to his half-brother, but this was not the case. In fact, the child belonged to the actual murderer who had framed Harm to take the fall (not the fall over the actual bridge that the female JAG officer was tossed over). The actual murderer was a real black sheep, who was in the series (upon occasion) from the very beginning of the series. But over the seasons he became not so nice.
Well, it was the NCIS team that saved Do-no Harm from being accused of murder and found the real guilty guy. So, this set up a path for a new series, by the same producer. Mark Do-no Harmon (sorry, I could not resist) plays Gibbs, the leader of the team Michael Weatherman plays Tony D. Nosy. Before NCIS he hung out with a Dark Angel. And now, he is just a Bull! Tony’s father is played by Robert Wagner (It Takes a Thief). Also in the very first couple of seasons (the show has been on a very long time) was Rizoli and Isles’ Isles. And Doctor Isles’ father popped up in one of her episodes as a policeman who acted a whole lot like Gibbs. Her character got killed off by her replacement’s brother. Talk about nepotism!
The man who does the autopsies is well known, since the 1960’s TV series – Man From U.N.C.L.E. – Mr. David McCallum. His character’s name on NCIS is Dr. Mallard, nickname – Ducky. One of my favorite jokes of the show is when one of the female team members asks Gibbs what Ducky looked like when he was young. Gibbs replied, “Illya Kuryakin.” She, being too young, did not know who Kuryakin was. For those of you who may not know, that is the name of McCallum’s character on Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Let me just say that NCIS has a lot of humor in it and I like it. NCIS: New Orleans has humor too, but it is not as often or as good. Maybe they have different writers? The southerners seem to like music more than humor. Scott Dracula plays the team leader – Dwain the bathtub Pride. And his character is well named, because Dwain lets his pride get the best of him lots of times. Maybe that is why I do not like Pride as well as Gibbs? The second banana is named Christopher, and he calls Dwain “King” – I do not know why, I do not think they ever explained it. In the first few seasons Brody, a female member, was played by one of the people who was on JAG. She played a different character than the one on JAG.
One of the Little Shack at the Dairy children happened to be a series character on JAG and he showed up on NCIS as the same character – Bud. I would like more cross-over characters (not to be confused with cross-dresser characters). Anyway, I find NCIS less irritating than NCIS: New Orleans. But one of the most irritating things that takes place on ALL cop shows is this…the police are sneaking up on the criminal bad-guys and they are like thirty feet away when they yell, “FREEZE, POLICE!” – or – “STOP, NCIS!” And this gives the bad guys that they are after plenty of time to run away (providing the show with an action scene) or they give them a chance to escape because it is too soon in the episode to really catch them. Why don’t they wait until they are like a foot away before announcing themselves? Retarded cops!
Give me a Beltway Burger! Do not give me a CAFF-POW, I’m not sure I could take it.
So, I end this Edition with these words of importance, that may get me in trouble, but I do not care….BLUE LIVES MATTER!!!
Gihon Goose 