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            Over a period of several years San Francisco planned on installing a 1.7 billion dollar public toilet.  That was, until after it was spoken about on the Jessy Watter’s Primerib LOX News show.  Then Governor Gravel Nudesome decided to look into the exorbitant price and scrub the toilet deal!  Whoever the contract was with, I would say they were trying to clean out the city instead of toilets.

            Good work to Watter’s Team for flushing out this money laundering scam!  Hopefully, they will have the same effect on the homeless street sleepers connecting washers and dryers up to local power and water companies to get free electricity and water use for their laundry!

Chung Lee Confusion

            “We’re following the science” really means “we’re playing politics”.

FACT:  It takes an electric Hummer up to four days to fully charge, twenty-four if you install a special charger.

FACT:  After Hurricane Ian and the flooding of salt water – electric car batteries corroded and have caught on fire, these fires are very dangerous and very hard to put out, as they are chemical fires.

FACT:  There are politicians and cabinet members who have stock in bus companies who are going to be producing electric school busses.  Go ahead and sing – “Batteries on the bus go up in smoke, up in smoke, up in smoke.  Batteries on the bus go up in smoke all over town.”  (Song idea is from regular audience member of Jessy Watter’s Primerib.)

“I’m John Fetterwoman!” – by Pander Ing

            John Fetterwoman is running for Congress in Transylvania, I mean Pennsylvania.  He is running against Doctor OZ (famous TV doctor who has many degrees in Audio Visual Technology for repair work). It had to hurt Doctor OZ when his mom , Opera Windfall, came out and said she would vote for Fetterwoman over the Doc.

            On October 25, 2022, the two men had a debate, even though over one million people had already voted and turned in their ballots.  Another problem with having the debate is that John Fetterwoman could not speak without the aid of a teleprompter. When he goes out in public he has a stenographer with him.  This is because he suffered a stroke earlier this year.  The Dummycrats were not so dumb, as they kept the stroke problems quiet and did not let the people really know about his comprehension and speech problems.  This is called “pulling the wool over their eyes” trick.  They pulled the same trick in 2020 with Joe Biden (who was a hiddin’ in his basement).

            It turns out, however, that Fetterwoman’s bi-sexual wife is from a foreign country.  Gazelle Burrito Fetterwoman will actually be running her husband’s business (if he gets elected), just as Doctor Jill runs Joe around the White House.  We know this because Joe Biden just as much came out with it and said so at the Silly-Philly rally.  There is one big problem with Mrs. Fetterwoman being so closely connected to Congress, her father was (not sure if he still is) with foreign intelligence in their country.  I suppose that this does not mean that Mrs. Fetterwoman would spy on our country, but you never know; has anybody asked her about this?  I doubt it.  You can be sure, however, that Gazelle Burrito Fetterwoman is as far Left (to the communist regime) as her husband is, because she believes that swimming pools are prejudice! I wonder if she also thinks that car pools are prejudice?  What a ridiculous statement she made about pools, I have known many swimming pools during my life and not one of them are prejudice!

            I would not vote for Fetterwoman, because, I do not live in Philadelphiacreamcheese, but also because of what his name means. It means, to imprison (fetter) women!  But the real reason why I would never vote for the man is because he is a communist, not to mention (but I must do so), he was another really bad mayor (and this was before the stroke).

            Another bad fact about this Fetterwoman candidate is that he was on a parole board and he voted to release murderers and let them out from prison (I believe it was 25 times). Many murderers were released because of him. 

            Fetterwoman, while he was mayor, profiled an innocent black man and followed him and then held him prisoner with a shot gun until the coppers arrived.  The black man was innocent, but, because Fetterwoman is a Democrat he got off scotch free and duty free from having to apologize to that black man, nor has he been harassed by Black Lives Mutter.

            Biden thinks that Fetterwoman is a great guy, they get along fine.  This is because Joe has finally found somebody that he can actually communicate with.  They both understand each other perfectly well.  Biden is to make a second trip to campaign for Fetterwoman, and he is bringing Harris with him.  President B. O. is also supposed to make a trip to Fetterwoman country.

Campaign Slogan for Doctor Oz – “FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO YOUR POLING STATION AND ELECT DOCTOR OZ!”

            We admit this is a rather long slogan, so maybe it should be shortened to just:  FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD TO OZ.

            Our Map Department made the following map of Oz, based upon The Wizard of OZ book.  We thought you might be interested in seeing what the land looks like!

Who knew that Oz was so circular? 

LEE ZELDA DEBATES NEW YORK GOV – by Bow Tie Gamer

            On the same night as the Oz-Fetterwoman debate another important debate took place in New York between the female governor, Kathy Hackle, who never got elected (I bet you thought I was going to say she never got a dinner), and Congressman Lee Zelda. 

            We all think that Lee won the debate, as Hackle refused to address the naked man in the room (who is an illegal alien criminal from Canada that broke into Nancy Pilono’s house later on in the week) about crime and violence.  Her idiotic reply, for the crime problem, was, “Why is it so important to you?”  She really does not understand why crime and violence is such an important issue in this upcoming election!  Well, they do not call them dummycrats for nothing.

            Over the past few months Lee Zelda was attacked on stage by a man with a kitty-cat keychain and gunshots went off outside his family’s home.  His daughters could have been shot, but fortunately they were kept safe (by God).  Hackle does not understand why the issue of crime and violence is so important to Lee Zelda and her New York citizens!  She told Al Sharptone that it is all a hoax by the Right, as they never tell anyone about how much violence is in red states.  But we are not stupid, we know it is only the blue cities in the red states where all the crime is being committed (for the most part).  If she played CLUE she would not be able to figure out that it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the revolver! 

            This woman and Joe Biden are responsible for all of those people who lost their jobs in New Yorkso over the past year – because they felt it was unsafe, not necessary, or the idea goes against their religion to be vaccinated for the coronavirust – so they did not get vaccinated (and lost their jobs).  Some of them were firemen who worked on the front lines during 2020 when there were no vaccines, yet they were forced to either get the vaccination shots or be fired.  It is a hard thing when a fireman is fired!

            Joe Biden had his two shots (not tequila) both before he was inaugurated, even though he denies this fact.  (His mind is either soup or else he hates President Trumpet that much.)  He also had his two booster shots before he came down with coronavirust and then got coronavirust again (just like his precious Dr. Faust).  They both had the same treatment; they were given some new drug that Faust is promoting (so he can make even more money)!  Does it sound like his new drug works?  I’m thinking hydroxychloroquine works way better (and it’s cheaper).  You may not believe me, but you should watch an episode of The Dead Zone, from 2003, about a coronavirust disease! 

            Then, again on the same week as the debates we’ve been talking about, Biden got another booster shot!  This old man is really afraid of the disease!  He knows that getting vaccinated does not keep you from getting sick from the disease, yet he is still pushing mandatory vaccinations!  What a WACK-A-DOODLE-DO he is!  Kathy Hackle does not fall far from Biden’s family nut tree.  She is just as stupid about the coronavirust as Biden is.

            And the U.S. Government is continuing to pay for the “free” vaccination shots.  But, to be honest with you all, nothing is free.  You may not have to pay when you get your shots, but you still are paying for them via your income tax.  That’s right, nothing is a free ride.  And the farm-a-cuticle companies are raking in the big bucks, huge does, and green lettuce (which out lasts the latest British Prime-rib Minister). 

FACT:  A New York policeman was caught on camera pulling up Lee Zelda campaign signs from people’s yards and placing them in the back of his police vehicle.

THE UNREALITY OF ABBOTT ELEMENTARY – by Tele Critic

            The Halloween episode for Abbott Elementary was totally unrealistic!  All the Halloween decorations were off the charts!  Nothing like that ever happened in any of the schools I went to while I grew up.  Second, there were tons of candy for those kids!  To be honest, I remember very little candy when I was in grade school.  So the whole thing was fiction.  I know, the show really is fiction, but at least they could be more realistic about their fiction.  Maybe the show portrayed what the writers actually dreamed about having when they were in school?  That seems more logical.

            But this show is not the only one that goes way out on the idea of Halloween.  You always see tons of kids out trick-or-treating on TV shows.  In my neighborhood, the most kids we see any more are thirty (that’s a good year, like 2022).  Last year we had maybe five or six, I’m not sure we even had that many!  Of course, I live in a cold state, so maybe in the warmer states more children go out.  I guess Halloween is a really big thing in Berlin, DelawaresNewJersey, which is an inhabited ghost town.

DOCTOR WHO REGENERATION REPEAT? – by Donna Nobel Peace-Prize

            Well, the final episode of the female Doctor finally took place.  She was killed by the Master (who is not Jesus but put his face in place of Jesus in The Last Supper) and regenerated into – are you ready for this – David Tenant (who played the tenth doctor). 

            To be honest, I never liked the actress who was playing the female Doctor.  Now, if the Doctor had been played by someone like me, Donna Nobel Peace-Prize, then yeah, I could see that she would have been very popular.  But, the actress they hired, I’m sorry, she just was not able to cut the mustard seed (which is a very difficult thing to do) or cut the cheese, little loan successfully pull off being the Doctor (this is, of course my opinion and there are probably people out there who strongly disagree with me).  Or even the black woman actress who played the first generation of the Doctor could have cut the mustard seed and cheese and pulled it off.  I liked her as a Doctor, just ol’ blondy was not to my taste.  I did not like her at all.  I did not cry when her life came to an end either.  I even preferred the Master over her, and he got his chance!

            The last episode seemed sort of gimmicky because they brought in old timer Doctors and some of the older companions.  But we are all sort of getting use to that type of thing after the Queen Elizabeth episode happened (with Rose Tyler as Bad Wolf).  Yet, David and Matt pulled off being together with the Warrior (Doctor) – John Hurt (I hope he feels better now – take two pills and call the Doctor in the morning).

            And yes, when the new (old?) Doctor’s identity was revealed it left us ALL saying, “WHAT?”  Even the new (old?) Doctor responded over and over with, “WHAT?”  When I told a relative about the ending, even he responded with, “WHAT?”

            And I said, “YES!  I want that to happen a lot, I never wanted him to go away in the first place!”  So hopefully, this was not all just a grand practical joke being played upon all of us FANS, and it will be what really does happen.

            And for those of you who missed seeing this final episode of the female Doctor, I hope I didn’t reveal any “Spoilers”!  If so, it’s too bad (take two pills and call River Song in the morning).

POOR PAULIE P. SENIOR ATTACKED IN OWN HOME – by Jack Hammer – UPDATE ON JANUARY 27 and 31, 2023

            On October 28, 2022, sometime after 2 a.m., an illegal alien from Canada (because his VISA ran out of gas), who has a criminal record longer than any LP in my collection, smashed a glass door in, with a hammer (?), at the Pelono’s house in San Francisco.  David Depoppy hit Paul Pelono on the head with a hammer.  Depoppy is mentally not all there; maybe someone took a hammer to his head?  He does not live on the Streets of San Francisco.  However, he does live in an old school bus in Berkley. 

            “Who doesn’t like yellow school buses?” Khameleon Harris has asked.

            Depoppy also loves to be naked as a Jay Bird (he prefers not to be one in prison, even though this is where this man belongs).  Depoppy is also a drug addict, which is why he probably really is nuts (not because he has had a hammer to the head, because he probably has not had a hammer to his head).  Depoppy also claimed to be Jesus Christ for a whole year, however, he did not heal one single person while thinking he was “the man”!  Depoppy raped his own children, yet he is not in jail for the abuse. Why is this?

            He entered the Pelono house yelling, “HERE’S JOHNNY!”  What’s that?  That’s not what he said?  Oh, he asked, “WHERE’S NANCY?”  That makes way more since!  But the story keeps changing, because the Leftists want to use it as a political story to affect the midterm election – to try and make Republicans look bad (and remember, Nancy is up for being re-elected – sympathy votes?).  Another reason why the incident may keep changing is because the police camera footage has not been released.  Why is it that the district athorney has refused to let anyone see the police body cams or any security footage from the Pelono home. One story heard on the day of the nasty deed, is that the Pelono’s neighbors are familiar with Depoppy, as he hangs out around there, so he may even have run into Nancy on a personal level (unless his relation-ship is only with P. P..; providing this information is correct.) On the 911 phone call Paul tells the operator that he does not know the man in his house.  Also, on the 911 phone call, he mentioned Depoppy by his first name and that he came to see his wife.  It has also been reported (on November 2^nd Ann Southslice’s birthday) that Paul made the 911 call with the speaker phone on and that David was right by his side. After hearing the 911 call you could understand that Paul was trying to be wise in the words that he chose to tell the person on the other end he was in trouble. The 911 operator seemed to be clueless as to what was going on. To me, it did not seem like Pelono wanted to tick off his intruder, but that he definitely wanted the police to respond to his 911 call. And how stupid is Depoppy that he was right there during the 911 call and he stayed at the house? I am also not sure why Depoppy allowed Pelono to answer the door when the police arrived, but he did.

            Nobody knows why David Depoppy wanted to know where the woman of the House was at.  However, since Friday he has admitted that he wanted to talk to Nancy, ask her questions (about what he did not say).  He said that if she told the truth he would let her go, but if she lied he would break her knee caps so that she would need to enter Congress in a wheelchair.  So, it does not sound like he wanted to really kill Nancy – just interrogate her and possibly cripple her (which is not a nice thing to do).  But his entering the house and asking, “Where’s Nancy?” was enough for the Left-winged nut-bagged media to compare Depoppy to the January sixth protesters.  And that is exactly what Joe Biden did during his November 3^rd speech!  That man is so full of hot air it’s a wonder he isn’t floating around in the sky!

            Right away, this story gave the Leftist News Media people a reason to lie to their audience in order to gain votes for the dummycrats in the midterm election.  They say, “This man likes President Trumpet!  Because he had plastic zip ties in his backpack he is just like the January sixth insurrectionists!”  Truth is that David Depoppy likes President Obummer not President Trumpet. The Leftist Media people have forgotten that the man who wanted to kill Bret Kavanaugh this summer also had plastic zip ties, a hammer, and duck-tape (quack quack) in his back pack.  Yet, if they would have done some actual leg work (you know actual reporter investigations) they would have found out that the man was an illegal alien from Canada, not a MAGA man.  But that is the point, they did not want anyone to know the real facts, like the fact that D. D.’s yellow school bus house had a BLM banner and in the front of the bus there is a pride flag waving around. 

Question:  Can a person from a foreign country be an insurrectionist to a country he has no legal citizenship to?

            Of course, because, this man actually broke into the home of a Democratic big wig, he will be charged and held prisoner (no bail of hay for this man), unlike how he has been dismissed by the law over and over again up until this time. Seems hypocritical, doesn’t it?  Rest assured, however, if David Depoppy would have used a hammer on a local San Fran citizen he would be let go.  Depoppy was taken to the hospital when Pelono was. We finally found out it was because his arm was broken, probably when he struggled with the police.  But that is just a guess.

            Dummycratic politicians, besides Joe Biden, are also using the attack for political reasons, like Governor Gravel Nudesome.  Nudesome, who might like Depoppy’s pass time of nudity, was claiming that Jessy Watters’ show was mocking Paul Pelono during the summer.  Jessy was not mocking the man, he was telling the facts about the man’s auto accident, due to his drunken state when he crashed, and then the local law helped cover up the accident, and helped him out in court.  Actually, if Jessy mocked anyone it was the district athorney handling Pelono’s case (The D. A. has family ties to Nudesome and the Pelono’s – did not she have a conflict of interest in Pelono’s case?).

            Another thing which does not make any sense is right after the incident Political reported that there was a third unknown person in the house.  In fact, they reported, this person opened the door for the police when they arrived on the scene. This is not true at all.  After Elong Musk mentioned what Political reported in a Tweet, Political accused him of reporting fake news!  I could hear David Tenant saying, “WHAT?” clear across the pond! 

            After seeing the police footage, of the police’s arrival to the house, it raised questions as to why the police could not get to Depoppy before he bashed the hammer onto Paul’s head. Were they really not sure of what was going on in the house so they hesitated entering the home? Did they think Pelono’s attitude (where he seemed to be trying to deescalate Depoppy) as being confusing? They could have rushed in to grab the intruder but they did not to it. But why not release the police footage sooner? Was it to insure that Depoppy would be able to get a fair trial with a non-bias jury? On the morning of November 4th, NBC’s Today show aired a report, which was quickly taken down from their website. In it the reporter stated the correct facts, that the police arrived at the house and knocked on the door. Paul Pelono answered the door himself. The NBC reporter was hung out to dry near Canada Dry somewhere, as they have him reporting weather in the SNOW. Was it because his report was 100% correct? The real facts is that Pelono answered the door and Depoppy was at his side (on his right side). Depoppy had the hammer in his hand and Pelono had his hand on Depoppy’s hand or the hammer (not sure). The police told Depoppy to drop the hammer, and he said, “No.” And that is when he went after Paul Pelono. Depoppy lost it and swung the hammer on Paul and then the police ran into the house to arrest Depoppy. A lot of speculation and false rumors could have been quelled if the police footage would just have been released, along with the 911 phone call.

A FAME MOOSE QUOTE:

“I have my mother’s eyes. I keep them in my sockets.” — Doctor Frankenstein

CHINA PURCHASES LAND IN FLORIDA – by, Mother Crock

            Will Governor De’Santa Clause allow China to have a lab in Florida on the 1400 acres of land that they purchased?  I want to know how foreign countries are even legally allowed to buy land in our country!  China has also bought up farm land in other areas of the country.  How is this right?  It’s not Right, but for sure it seems to be Left!  

            Butt, and this is a big butt, what China wants to do on the Florida land is even worse!  They want to use the land to do medical experiments on monkeys.  Why would they want to do this?  Do they plan on releasing something worse than coronavirust in the USA so that their own people, hopefully, are not affected by it?  We cannot trust the Chinese; we cannot even trust our own government if this happens.  We, for sure, cannot trust Joe Biden who is compromised by China (via his son’s business deals).

            According to PETA, PETA, PETA – during the coronavirus pots’n’pandemic 100,000 monkeys were pulled out of Asia.  We, here at the Gander, are not sure if all of them were taken from the wild or if they just acted wild as monkeys do, as the woman said the moneys were taken from disease ridden monkey farms, then packed up in cages, put in cargo bins of planes, and flown to the USA.  Upon arrival untold numbers of the monkeys were diseased or dead.  This representative did not say if these were Dr. Faust’s monkeys, but they probably were.  Is Faust (still) working with China?  Is he planning on giving monkeys to China in Florida?  These are questions I have and would like to have answered by somebody.  Retirement for Faust cannot come soon enough for me!  He is a very dangerous person.

CROSSING THE BORDER – by Carnitta Burrito

            The following facts are true about the southern border illegal alien crossings.  As of this fiscal year (October 21, 2022) 227,547 illegals crossed the border in September 2022.  There have been 2,378,944 migrant encounters on the border (and that is without their UFO spaceships).  There have been (calculated, because how could they really even know) 600,000 got-a-ways.  The FBI made 98 border arrests of people on the non-domestic terror watch list; this number has gone way up, because over the previous past five fiscal years only twenty-six FBI terror watch list arrests were made.

            In the Del Rio border section, during the first three weeks of October 2022 over 29,000 illegal crossings were made.  In the Rio Grande Valley drug smugglers load drugs up in waiting cars during broad daylight.

            F.A.I.R. says that since January 20, 2021 (the day Biden was inaugurated) 5.5 million illegal aliens have entered into the USA.

            When is enough, enough?  When will the dummycrats own up to the truth and admit there is a border crisis?  When will DHS Secretary Mayorkass stop lying and stop making things up?

UPDATE:  On November 1^st many illegals were crossing into our country.  They were waving big, huge flags from their own countries (Venezuela being one of them).  They also proceeded to throw rocks at our border patrol agents!  The border patrol protected themselves by shooting pepper balls at the illegal immigrants.  On the video aired on LOX News, the illegals did retreat, but if they came back across the water I cannot say.  THIS IS AN INVASION and if you do not think this is the case then you need to think again.  If you were to enter a foreign nation (illegally) carrying your country’s flag (even though you were going to claim asylum making a false claim that your own country is dangerous), and then you attack that other nation’s soldiers, wouldn’t you be invading that country?  Be honest.  Your reply must be “YES”!  And this is what happened.  Who gives these people the right to do this?  These people do not want or need refuge in our country, they must still love their country to be carrying around its flag (such big ones too)!  Where is their respect for our country?  The answer is, they have none, if they did they would try to come here the legal way.

            Everyday hundreds of people (mostly single adult men) are crossing our border (illegally) and let lose to go mostly anywhere they want to go to do what ever they want to do, even if they commit crimes or not.  On November 2^nd there were 700 illegals that just walked into Texas.  And this is a daily occurrence thanks to Joe Biden and Mayorkass!  Our country cannot sustain these numbers of people.  But Joe Biden knows this and is laughing all the way to the voting booth.  So let the joke be on him, let the yoke fall upon his face, and when you vote on November 8, 2022, do not vote for the demon rat dummycrats!

UPDATE: It seems as if illegals are now crossing the northern border as well, “EY”! What is Canada Dry doing about it? Why are they allowing illegals to enter their country and then cross our northern border? Just what is going on?

ELONG MUSK OWNS TWITTER – by Seata D. Pants

            Billionaire Elong Musk, as of October 27, 2022, owns Twitter.  Right away he began to fire top executives.  No great loss there; as one of them, a woman, is an out-an-out canceler of Conservative viewpoints and is against the First Amendment.  She practiced the art of “shadow banning”.  I do like to see all those hand shadow puppets, they are cool.  The foreign man who got fired is also against the First Amendment and he deserved to be fired.  Too bad Twitter’s original boss was too chicken to do it!  When the new boss walked into the Twitter building he was carrying a sink.  He posted, “Let that sink in!”  What a joker he is, if he ever wants a job with the Gigolo Gander news staff, well, he need not apply, I’ll just hire him on the spot. He also began to fire a lot of other people, this may cause him legal problems, as I hear he did not give them 60 days notice according to California law requires him to do.

            May Elong Musk succeed with the company and may it turn around and really exercise the First Amendment from this day forward!

SUPPORT HOSE RUNNING FOWL AGAINST A.O.C. – by Dance Along

            Recently, in town hall meetings and get-togethers, Congresswoman A. O. C. has been getting yelled at.  The woman’s supporters are put out with her for voting to support the war in Euk-rang.  They should be put out with her on everything!  The woman is a poor sport about it all.  She refused to comment on it to one man because, as she put it, he was being “rude”!  All I can say is that it takes one to know one. 

            In another get together they were saying a negative chant.  She sat up on the stage floor moving her body with their rhythm, like she was oblivious to their negativity against her.  Not long after that, when they were all yelling, she put on a phony Chick-Anno dialect and said, “Listen!  Listen!….”  Well, that did get people’s attention, but was it really effective?  Maybe she was just trying to be a Breakfast Taco?

            Here’s hoping she’ll lose in her next election!

BLIMPIES – by Wish I. Hadone

            The recent times I have gone to a SUBWAYS’ sandwich shop I have not enjoyed their food.  I remember back in the 70’s before SUBWAYS became all the rage that there was a sandwich shop near me that made the best hoagies or subs.  But I could not remember their name.  But then, I watched a very recent episode of The Food That Made America Fat on the History Channel.  And they were talking about BLIMPIES.  That was it; that was the place that I really loved so much.  They made the best sandwiches, way better than any SUBWAYS’ sandwich I have ever had!  It has been decades since I had a BLIMPIES.

            Recently we got three foot longs from a SUBWAYS French fries shop.  It was not a great experience, they over charged me without my knowledge too.  During the TV episode they mentioned how the owners of SUBWAYS wanted people to smell their bread when they walked in the door.  Well, do you know what I smelled the last two times I walked into the same SUBWAYS shop?  CLOROX!  That is what I smelled.  I could not smell any delicious bread rising or baking!  TOO BAD! Is it my imagination or did SUBWAYS’ bread taste better when it had yoga mat chemicals in it?  And why is it they never seem to have any ripe tomatoes?

            Also on the show, the one man talked to a friend who was about to go to college.  If he worked at the sandwich shop he could work the business to make money for college.  Only the dude never did go to college, at least they never said that he did.  Well, they became rich, so he did not really need to go to college.

GREG GUTFELT BECOMES FATHER – by Evil Shannon Beam

            In October LOX News’ Greg Gutfelt became a proud papa of a bouncing baby puppy, a French Bull Dog to be precise.  The puppy has salt and peppered hair just like his dad!  Greg named the puppy Gus.  The way Greg is with bodily fluids, bodily non-fluids and bathroom jokes, I’m surprised he did not name the dog Gas.  Well, I suppose he can afford vet bills, but that is the main reason why I don’t want a pet.  Besides, I do not like all the floating hair, and all the bodily fluids and bodily non-fluids.

THE GIGOLO GANDER SPECIAL

AOC AND HER RAT PACK ARRESTED IN WASHINGATON OF CLOTHES – by D. Fixx Issin

            On July 19, 2022 Sandy Occasionally Cortex and her Rat Pack were blocking traffic while protesting during a PRO-CHOICE Rally.  Sandy, along with her Congress friend (Illham Omar, the woman who married her brother), being es muy intellihante, placed their hands behind their backs as if they had handcuffs on.  However, there were no handcuffs placed upon their hands.  They just did it for show.  The smirk on Sandy’s face was downright disgusting.  Fortunately, the picture below depicts her smirk.

            The video that is so well known, or seen, was shot by Sandy’s own people, this means that she wanted the video to be broadcast over the Internet.  She is such a HAM just like her friend, Illham!  No wonder she was smirking like she was.

            The day after the incident Sandy claimed that she was not pretending to wear fake handcuffs!  Perhaps she was a little embarrassed by the handcuff thing?  Don’t worry folks, her only penalty, at least there was one, is that she had to pay the coppers $50.00 for her instant release, no jail time.

            Last week she was mad at the Capitol police because they did not get all up in the face of a man who was harassing her ass (pointing out its attractiveness).  Sure, what the man was doing happened to be disgusting and not a nice thing for him to do, however, she was not afraid of the dude, because, she actually approached him on the steps.  Evidently her fiancé was not very concerned about the man because he just kept walking on ahead and ignored what was going on.  Hey, AOC, I think I would think twice before I married that worthless dude!  So she was mad at the Capitol police for doing the same thing that her fiancé did.  Go figure.  But she sure cried (crocodile tears) about the whole thing on her Twitter-head account!  After thinking about it, I think he knows his girlfriend pretty well and knew that she would handle the situation in her own way – as she did, she cried about it on Twitter-head.

            Speaking of the company Twittter-head, they now want to sue Elong Musk for backing out of his deal to purchase the company, even though they did not want him to purchase the company in the first place!  Some people are never happy.

            Getting back to AOC, she is complaining that paying for two different apartments is breaking her up in business.  She has to keep her apartment in New York and have one in Washing D. Clothes.  She makes $174,000 dollars a year.  She said, “It’s insanely expensive, there is no stipend [gift] or per diem [daily allowance] for it, and you’re not allowed to write it off [via the I.R.S.] even though your job forces you to have it.  This creates real class dynamics in the House…It’s so so much [money?].  We [she and her fiancé] have to find a new apartment in NYC soon and I’m stressed.”  Hey, AOC, I would think thrice about marrying that dude!  Hey, Dude, I think you should think thrice before marrying that woman!

IRS SUCKS BIG TIME – by Leo Tard

            The IRS, or Internal Revenue Service (which really does not serve anybody at all) places a deadline upon all citizens to file their income taxes by April 15^th, or there about (sometimes they have changed the date).  Yet, they are allowed six months to not send you the refund you may have coming to you.  Is that fair?  I do not think it is fair at all.  They have their excuses.  However, they also make it very difficult for you to get hold of them by phone, letter, and Internet.  I believe their moto is, “Don’t contact us if we haven’t contacted you.”  Or maybe it’s, “If you sent in your taxes then be grateful we even send you a refund, especially with Biden’s recession!”

FACT:  Cory D. Booker is 47 percent African, 45 percent European, 7 percent Native American, and 1 percent Turkey (and I’m not speaking about the country).

MAYOR BOW-WOW BITCHES ABOUT BUSES – by Eve N. Steven

            Governor Hey Abbot of Texas has been busing illegal aliens to Washingaton of Clothes and Mayor Bow-Wow is getting upset about it.  She has all these new people coming into her city and she has no federal money to help them.  She is now a member of the Border States’ Club, and she does not like it one bit!  I say, “Fair is fair, my name.”  Why should not the Dummycrat cities finally be invaded like the rest of our country has been invaded since January 2021?  Maybe, as a Dummycrat, she can put a burr under Joe Biden’s asp and get him to close down the southern border?  I doubt it.  “HEY Abbot!  Send some busloads of immigrants to Joe Biden’s home in Delaware, too!  Drop them off in his driveway; why don’t cha?”

            Bow-Wow believes, however, that the people on the busses are being tricked into coming to her city.  The truth is they were asked if they wanted to go there and they said, “SI!”  So, they were not tricked.  Maybe she is the prejudice one since she thinks they are all stupid enough to be tricked?  Maybe she is the prejudice one since she does not want them to come to her city?

            Mayor Bow-Wow is not alone in her being irked with Governor Hey Abbot.  Mayor Erica Adams is also ticked off at Abbot for flying immigrants into his city.  However, Abbot did not “fly” anyone into NYC.  Nope, that is ALL on Joe Biden and his Mayorkass.  Maybe Mayorkass has flown the immigrants to NYC because his last name has Mayor in it and York in it?  But the important thing in his name is the Ass!  Some people think he may run for president?  Not if Mike O’Bummer is running, he won’t.

            Why do Adams and Bow-Wow think that it is okay for illegal aliens to cross into our country on Border States but it is not okay if these SAME people come to their town?  People do not like it when the shoe is on the other foot, do they?  They should tell the head guy, “Do your job, Joe Biden!”  But they will not, because they are too stupid; or maybe they are just too chicken?  The south has been dealing with the border issue (problem) for decades because Washingaton of Clothes politicians will not do their jobs!  New York and Dot Com are not use to the problem.

            Mayorkass recently said that the border is secure, but it is not.  He lies, that’s the ass part of his name coming out, I guess.  Still, it is no excuse for his bad behavior.  It is too bad that Joe Biden is more concerned about the border of Uke-Rang than he is about our southern border!

TIE A YELLOW UNDY ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE – by Noah Comprendo

            This is no Tony Orlando and Dawn song; the drug cartels actually tie women’s underwear in a tree, perhaps, as a token of fear for all immigrant women, or as a message to the border patrol.  They call it a rape tree.

This is just one horrible thing that the cartels do.  Bringing illegal fentanyl across our border is a huge crime they commit.  This stuff is only possible thanks to commy China – as the Chinese (Hunted and Joe Biden’s pals) provide the chemicals for their specific chemical warfare!

            Drug cartels get $4,000 to $20,000 for each migrant they get into the USA.  They do not treat these people well after stealing money from them.  They are beat and tortured, held hostage (for human trafficking and often become slaves), raped, many are held in stash houses and then their family members are called in order to extort more money out of the families so smuggling turns into human trafficking.  And Joe Biden and his administration seem to be okay with all of this?

ROSITA OF SESAME PLACE IN DEEP DO-DO – by Notta Supremacist

            At the Sesame Place Amusement Park, which I did not even know existed until now, there was a parade.  I assume that the parade was taking place on Sesame Street.  Anyway, the person in the costume for Rosita was high-fiving people along the parade route until she got to two young black girls.  Then it was like she shooed them off with her hand gesture, walking past the two girls.  But is that what really was taking place?

            The girls’ parents were taking moving pictures of the parade and caught the incident on camera or phone.  Then they complained to the park about it.  I am sure that the girl’s feelings were hurt, and it did look like a prejudiced act.  But those costumes are hard to see out of (which is what the park first said). It seemed as if Rosita was actually using hand gestures to tell some parents that they could not pick up their child (which is park policy).  So did their employee just not see them?  I think this is the case, however, the park managers made it worse because the following day the park issued a new statement making it sound like it was an act of prejudice which should not have happened, because, they were now going to have their employees go through some sort of training program.

            Of course, it was not long after the first incident that another incident took place with a different black girl.  I believe it was Elmo that snubbed a girl along with some other people in costumes.  It is recorded, but I really do think it is a visual problem, plus, I think that girl should have pushed herself forward to be in front of other kids, maybe then she would have been seen?  It would be interesting to see some pictures of white children being snubbed by the Sesame Place employees – to see if they really are just blind.  Who knows, maybe they are also color blind?

            The ridiculous part is the parents hired a lawyer so that they can get tons of money from a lawsuit with the park; really?  Let the girl learn a lesson in life; that you just do not always get what you want in life.  Many times I have been in front of celebrities and they tended to ignore me.  Or meeting them did not go according to my plan (what I thought it would be like).  Some celebrities just are not very nice at all, but I would not sue them because of it.  There are just too many people around them.  You know who they are but they have never met you or know who you, the fan, are – so they really just pretend to appreciate you or like you coming to see them.  For some of them, and I hate to say it, I really think they are there just to get a paycheck.  So yeah, you pay special money to actually get those celebrities to talk with you and all that, and then sometimes that does not work either.

            Like when I was at a Meet and Greet at a convention.  Christopher Judge was supposed to sit down at our table and visit with us but he never did.  I tried, with another woman from my table, to talk to him, but it did not work.  So I admit I was upset, I was upset because the celebrities failed to follow the rules of the game (that I paid extra money for).  And so I prayed about it.  I realized that I was too upset over nothing.  And so, the next day and unplanned, there was Christopher Judge on his own without anybody near him and I stopped him and we talked.  So you see, instead of forcing things to happen, we just have to turn to God.  But part of my reasoning was, if I was not meant to meet up with Christopher Judge then I would not meet him, God’s will be done.

NAZIS PROTEST TURNING POINT USA – by Clara Nett

            Around July 22-24 Charlie Church-Dweller held his TURNING POINT USA Conference, but outside the event Liberals showed up to protest.  It was strange that they eventually and silently went away, but then another group of people showed up to protest.  They seemed different, but I have a suspicion they were the same exact crowd, only they showed up in masks and with swastika signs.  They were now pretending to be white supremacists!  Can you spell Cultural Appropriation?  As the words to that CSI: Miami song goes:  “We don’t get fooled again!”

            The women on The VIEW were propagating lies about what these neo-Nazis being connected to ALL the students who attended the symposium over the weekend.  Whoopee Cushion Silverberg, not a Jew, said about the neo-Nazis, “they were outside protestors…they were not in the building but they [those inside the building] embraced them [the neo-Nazis].”  This was an out-and-out lie, a figment of Whoopee Cushion’s imagination.

            One of the women who was a protester said to one of the attendees, “You should kill yourself!”  Who does that to a complete stranger?

            But Charlie Church-Dweller did not take The View cast’s attack lying down; he sent them a “cease and desist” order on July 26th and is thinking of suing them.  So the next day they issued a weak apology having the blond white woman issue it, sorry I do not know her name because I do not watch the horrible show.  She said, “We want to make clear that these demonstrators [protesters] were gathered outside the event and they were not invited or endorsed by Turning Point USA.  Turning Point USA wanted to clarify, wanted us to clarify, that this was a Turning Point USA summit and not a Republican Party event.  So we apologize for anything we have said that may have been unclear on these points.”

            Excuse me?  They were very clear “on these points” – they did it all on purpose to try and make ALL of the young high school students and college students (5,000 students ages sixteen and seventeen) look like racists – they purposely tied the attendees to the neo-Nazis (if they really even were neo-Nazis and not just Liberals dressed up to pretend like they were neo-Nazis).  These women are poisonous, have “talking serpent” tongues.  Remember how they slandered a high school Covington boy a couple years ago?

TWO NEW BOOKS – by Word Smith

            Charlie Church-Dweller has a new book out called The College Scam.  Charlie said that 40% of people who enroll in college will never graduate.  He did not specify what percentage of those people are lifelong students.  He said that out of the people who do graduate only 41% of them get jobs that do not require a college degree.  And he goes into all the ways that the colleges brainwash students (CRT, safe spaces, men being able to get pregnant, Green New Steel agenda stuff, etc.). 

            Another new book, which is due out on Labor Day, is by Senator Ted Cruz.  It is called Justice Corrupted:  How the Left Has Weaponized Our Legal System.  While plugging his book on JESSY WATTERS PRIMETIME, Cruz mentioned that the Democrats blocked his new bill that would stop Joe Biden from selling our oil reserves to communist China (who is putting our oil reserves into their oil reserves).  These oil reserves are meant to be used during times of war, it is meant for military use.  This is how stupid, or maybe he is just evil, Joe Biden really is!

DR. DEBORAH IRX CONFESSES HER SINS – by Father Murphy

            Doctor Deborah Irx has a new book out.  If you do not know who she is, she worked alongside Dr. Anthony Faust when Trumpet was president and the pandemic broke out in a big rash.  She admits to trying to sabotage President Trumpet and make up lies as they gave their demands to the US citizens.  She admits that she and Faust lied to WE THE PEOPLE!!!  She said that the fifteen day shutdown was bull and cow manure (now we know why the shutdown smelled so bad), there was no magic number to the two week shut down.  And afterward, she was trying to see how they (she and Faust) could extend the shutdown.  President Trumpet was stupid to have even listened to these two medical quacks.  These two malpractitioners are responsible for trying to ruin our economy.  She also came up with the bogus six feet distancing number while standing in line or being with people, even the number to control the virus to a group meeting being ten people was made up. 

            She wrote, “I had settled on [ten] then knowing that even that was too many, but I figured that ten would at least be palatable for most Americans — high enough to allow for most gatherings of immediate family but not enough for large dinner parties and critically, large weddings, birthday parties, and other mass social events.”  So she was against people having a good time, she is a real buzz kill.  I’m thinking that she also knew that this would close down all churches (which happened to be a big part of what they were going for).

            She and Faust even altered covid reports.  “After the heavily edited documents were returned to me, I’d reinsert what they objected to, but place it in those [documents in] different locations.  Our report-writing routine soon became:  write, submit, revise, hide, re-submit, nab it, bag it, and tag it.” 

            She knew all about coronavirust being created in the Chinese lab of Woohoo.  On April 19, 2020 she lied to SeeBS about the virust being transferred to man by animals, she knew better.  She even knew that Dr. Faust had given China government funds to work on the gains of function research.  And when the vaccines were going to come out, she lied again, she imagined that the vaccine was not really a vaccine, because a vaccine keeps people from coming down with the disease the vaccine is meant for.  She knew that the people with the vaccines could get infected and spread the coronavirust.

            The numbers on coronavirust deaths were all a lie as well, because the CDC told hospitals to count all deaths as coronavirust if the person had coronavirust when they died, even if they actually died, from say, a car accident!  The CDC is still counting deaths this way today.

            These “advising” doctors sewed division among people.  Remember how people told others, who would not get the vaccine, that they are murderers?  And many people who did not get the vaccines already had natural immunity but these doctors would not even talk about natural immunity, just like they got everybody to ditz hydroxychloroquine.  People who did not want the vaccines lost their jobs, got canceled, and lost friends.  Even the pharmaceutical companies knew the truth about the almost impotent vaccines.  Faust and Irks lied to all of us.  Worst of it is that the vaccines have terrible side effects in many people.  In fact, over 1,000 people died just from taking the vaccines.

            Remember Dr. Scott Atlas (we get the truth) was brought in by President Trumpet?  That’s right, Dr. Scott Atlas (we get the truth) finally told Trumpet the real facts and the president began to side with Atlas (the truth is being told).  So Faust and Irks began to lie to everybody they knew about Atlas (their cover was blown but jerks in the media and Leftist politicians still believed what they told them).

            Dr. Faust has recently said that they were too kind during the shutdown period, that they should have shut us down harder than they did!  He also said that he was going to retire after Biden was out of office, but afterward he announced that what he really meant was that he was going to leave the job he is now working at and relocate himself, or work in some other department.  Does this mean that he would take a cut in pay and not earn more than the president of the United States?  Somehow, I doubt it.  Right now he makes $530,000 per year while his retirement golden parachute is worth $414,000 per year. 

            His arch enemy, Senator Ronald McDonald Paul of Kentucky (home of the werewolfers), said, “Let him stay on the job, this way when we [he and Republicans] get into power we can drag him in front of Congress and make him answer questions.”

            This may be what he thinks Faust would do, but Faust would just answer their questions with more lies.  Why don’t they just arrest him for lying to Congress already and put us all out of our Missouri? 

FAUST PUPPIES SAVED – by Peter Peta PETA

            Thanks to dog lovers everywhere, especially groups like PETA, hundreds of beagles have been saved from medical experiments that Dr. Faust has signed off on, and has been performing for who knows how long.  The saved dogs and puppies will go to animal shelters and will be available to people, for pets, around the end of September.  I am surprised at how many bagels that were bread and buttered, I mean beagles that were bread, for the mad doctor’s medical experiments.

NOT SO FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“Power corrupts but absolute power is a lot more fun.” Stan Lee

“Happiness is something already made.  It comes from Betty Cracker’s recipes.” – the Dolly Lama

“Don’t cry because the movie is over.  Smile because you can now go home!” – Dr. Suezy

“Those who can’t do cancel those who can do.” – Woke Instigator

INTERNET SEARCH ON DUCK DUCK GOOSE – NANCY PILONO ROBOT DOOR

CAMP AUNTIFA – by Uncle Ifa

            My wife is at it again!  Now, if you live in the state of Organ, you can enroll your children into the Wilting Rose Camp for the summer.  Here the counselors will teach your children how to hate each other, for the betterment of their education against racist beings.  Yes, it is here where they will learn all about Critical Race Theory.  There will be classes on how to choose the appropriate baseball bat and other weapons for plundering; build smoke bombs; how to beat up cops; how to break the noses of those nosy reporters, etc.  There will be classes on how to dress up in black and wear black ski masks.  There will be no kiddy stuff like crafts, swimming, or bird watching.  There will be no roasting marshmallows at the campfire unless the marshmallows are fat white people.

            So be warned, do not enroll your children into this camp, or they may come back to you as little fascist pigs instead of your sweet adorable Glen Youngkins!

JOE BIDEN HIS TIME AFTER CORONAVIRUST HITS HIM – by Jack Hammer

            Well, I actually have to give it to Joe Biden if everything that is floating out there in the air, besides coronavirust, is supposed to be true about him.  How is he even able to get up in the morning?  (I guess with nudges from his pooch.)  First there are the two aneurysms, there is asthma, and the day before he was diagnosed with coronavirust, he said to a crowd that he had “oil” cancer.  I heard later on that what Joe meant by “oil” cancer was that it was actually potentially skin cancer, as a mole was removed from him, so I guess he is fine where cancer is concerned.  News people are floating, on the air, that perhaps Biden’s administration will claim that he has ongoing coronavirust in order to give Biden an excuse NOT TO RUN for president in 2024.  I do not know if this is true or not, because I have never heard of this “ongoing coronavirust” before.

            My biggest question is, that nobody else has seemed interested in even asking is this, “Will he change his mind about vaccine mandates?”  After all, he has had four shots and he still caught it (so did his precious Dr. Faust – 2 times).  What is the point of mandating a vaccine that is not really a vaccine at all?  And to mandate that you have them in order to keep your job does not help out our country or our people.  The Left gets all upset over abortion and women (that they deny even exist anymore, or at least they cannot come up with a definition for) keeping their rights.  Yet, they do not have the same viewpoint for people where vaccinations are concerned.  Hypocrites are what they be.

UPDATE:  It seems like the drug that Faust and Biden used when they first came down with coronavirust, which is the same drug that they are pushing all of us to take if we get coronavirust – that perhaps that the drug may be why they both got sick a second time.  I am not a doctor; I am just connecting the dots.

KERRY’S CHIPMUNK DOES NOT EAT NUTS – by N’Vi R. Ment

            Climate Change Czar John Kerry loves to fly around on his privet jet, the Chipmunk, all over the world.  He uses twenty times more fuel than the average citizen does in two years.  What John Kerry, and others like him, do not want you to know is that it takes hundreds to thousands of gallons of oil to run their blasted windmills!  So where are the Dems going to get oil for their wonderful windmills if they stop drilling the oil?  Are windmills really that cost efficient when you find out they need oil to maintain the beasts? 

            In 1971 they predicted a new ice age within 50 years (which would have been 2021).  Gee, it did not happen; I wonder why?  In 1989 the one world order United Nations warned that the seas would rise by 2000 flooding most of the world, or at least California and New York.  Again, it did not happen.  In 2004 the Pentagon told President Bushed that climate change is bigger than terrorism and Britain would feel like Siberia by 2020.  Yet, this summer Britain is sexperiencing (I like this typo so I’m leaving it in) heat waves like at no other time – there is no freezing weather.  Yet, people are concerned over the really hot temperatures there.

            What Dummycrats, like Biden, do not understand is that there is a difference between climate and weather.  Climate issues run in hundred year cycles, like, for example, there has been a one degree increase in temperature since the end of the nineteenth century.  And that is all due to H.A.R.R.P. (probably, I have no proof to back up my statement).  But how come nobody ever talks about the effects of H.A.R.R.P. anymore?  Because it is one of those conspiracy theory tin foil hat topics, that’s why.

            So even if the Dummycrats and One World Order faction were to cancel all oil and gas usage by the average citizen, nothing would happen in five to ten years to change the climate.  They are all smoke and mirrors – or hype, blather, and Blarney Rubble.  So, when it comes to a Green New Steal (again harping back to [not H.A.R.R.P.] the One World Order faction), Joe Biden should have no right to sign any Executive Orders.  He is just doing what old Bernie Sanders talked him into doing in 2020.  And why is he forcing the issue when only one percent of the American population is concerned over climate change?

AL!!! – by Peg Bundy

            Al Bore, another climate change Chicken Little, is trying to get back into the news.  Today he is worthless in my estimation, however, money wise, he is worth three hundred million dollars.  His house, in Bashville, Tennessee, is worth two point five million dollars and comes with a thirty thousand dollars utility bill.  He just bought a nine million dollar villa near the ocean in California; so it does not really sound like he is worried about the oceans flooding coastlines does it?  He made fifty million dollars on his documentary, where he sounds the alarm on the melting ice caps.  He sold his television station to Arab oil sheiks for one hundred million dollars.  According to Bloomberg, “Al Bore’s investment firm unveils one point seven billion dollars sustainable fund.”  So, Al Bore may be the dullest man on earth, but he certainly is rich.

            Al has a bad track record because he does not like to run every day to get his exercise, and he has even a worse track record in his predictions of climate change throughout the years.  This is because Al Bore is full of fertilizer, which he is now against.  So I guess he is against himself!  He is also against air conditioning.  Yet he uses it in his gigantic Bashville house.  No wonder he is worried about making ends meet and is getting back out there to do public speeches on bogus climate change.

            What surprises me is that Al Bore is actually behind the Internet!  Who knew he had such potential?  I guess he is close friends with Billy Goat Gates, the inventor of the Gates computers.  (Are they still in business today?  I don’t think they are.)  Billy Goat Gates is also against fertilizer, because he is against cow and bull caca and gas.  Gates has bought up 268,984 acres of land throughout the USA.   He has 242,000 acres of farmland.  Under a trust he made a new purchase in North Dakota, one state away from Warehouse 13.  He got 2100 acres of ND farmland.  What is his end game?  When asked about the land he said it was about seeds and forestation.  But do Al (who also has interests in green meat products) and Bill really want to just force feed us fungi burgers and yogurt?  Gates has said, “No American should be eating red meat.”  I agree, I hate any uncooked meat that is coughing up blood!  I believe in eating fully cooked meat (especially pork).

            Who is more dangerous:  John Kerry, Al Bore or Billy Goat Gates?  Maybe none of them is as dangerous as…

CHINA! DON’T GET POLITICAL WITH ME! – by Billy Cat

            Remember Eric Swelledhead’s Chinese spy girlfriend Fang Fang?  I doubt she is related to Fu Fang, but you never do know!  The company Fu Fang, of communist China, has bought up land near an Air Force Base.  Is their goal to spy on the Air Force and report back to their government?  The Chinese have bought up a lot of USA farm land.  Their intentions, my friends, are not good.  I have also heard that they have purchased and are now in charge of many slaughter houses.  This really sounds dangerous to me; will they keep our farmers from having their livestock butchered for us to eat?  Or will they use the slaughter houses to make soy-lint green (not a near meat product)?

HUNTED’S BUTT PROBE REACHES “CRITICAL JUNCTION” – by Doctor U. Ranus

            The investigation into Hunted Biden’s illegal activities is coming to a close.  However, the DOJ will probably drag their feet on it until after the midterms because they want to help all the Dummycrat candidates out this fall.  And it will be a big FALL for the Dummycratic Party.  It will be like the following:  “I heard that Joe Biden was on a four day trip.  I wondered how long the staircase was.”  Of course, Hunted’s defense team may use the following ploy to get a Bud Light sentence for their client, they will cry “boo who – our client is a poor drug addict who has been in and out of rehab centers like he’s stuck in a revolving door; he is a porn addict, and he hires expensive women of the evening (and morning) escorts to keep him company, to keep him from being lonely.  Have pity on the pour wretch!”  It will be a mop up job.

            Before and during the 2020 fall election, the FBI downplayed damaging evidence found on Hunted Biden’s laptop, which had information on Hunted’s and Joe’s illegal business deals with foreign governments.  The FBI wanted a plot to begin where Hunted’s laptop would be discredited as “disinformation”, specifically Russian disinformation.  Federal agents allegedly were told to stop any damaging and harmful investigations into Hunted’s laptop.  These orders were put out by Brian Outonthelandscape.  He also meddled in the 2016 election with the whole Russian collusion story and the fake Steel dossier.

            This brings into question if Trumpet’s DOJ and his appointed Athorney General Bill Handlebar were doing their jobs, or if they were in on the laptop cover-up?  The whole laptop cover-up IS and WAS election interference, yet Handlebar claims, in front of the January 6^th Kangaroo Court Dummittee that he told Trumpet that the election was on the up and up, that there was NO proof of election interference.  Maybe he was speaking about election poll interference only?  Which still is not true, there were shenanigans taking place at the polling outlets or polling counting places – there was even video footage of it, but Handlebar wants to down play it and deny it?  WHY?

            The Biden pay for play business dealings are not being seriously looked at by the FBI.  Is head man of the FBI, Christopher Wray, in on these things, or is he just ignorant of what his people are up to?  Apparently he got rid of a man named Tobol when Tobol was exposed as being a bad agent by Congress.

Please don’t blame my doggie, it’s not his fault at all;

Someone left a wet umbrella standing in the hall. — Bunny Hill

THE “CULPRIT 9” CAPITOL BREECH – by Jimmy Felon

            It was June of 2022 when SeeBS night time show host Stephen Colpret sent in nine of his staff employees to purposely instigate an insurrection at the Capitol in Dot Com.  His people were loud and disturbing, even some Dummycrats complained about the noise.  The film unit lied about having staff credentials.  They also had been turned down by whoever makes the decision that they could be at the Capitol.  They could not be at the Capitol, because, they were not actual members of the press.  So Congressman Adamed Schifty and another congressman helped Culprit’s party get into the building.  And then they helped them gain access a second time after they had been thrown out.  The following was said by the Capitol Police about the Prosecutors dropping the charges that were made after the nine arrests.

“It is unfortunate that despite all of the evidence the Department presented, including that the group or its leaders had been told several times that they could not be in the buildings without an escort [I doubt it was one of Hunted’s escorts], that the U.S. Athorney’s office declined to prosecute any members of the group for Unlawful Entry.”

PAPA P. BUYING CHIP AND DIP STOCK – by N. Syde Trader

            Paul Pilono has been buying stock in Chips and Dips.  Over the past five days (July 21, 2022 onward) the stock rose 16%.  Nancy Pilono, the woman in charge of Congress, denies that she gets any profit out of it, this is a lie.  Being that the Pilonos live in sunny California she is, according to the law, recipient of 50% of all the money her husband makes.  Why is it inside trading?  Well, Nancy is heading a bill on Chips and Dips.  This means that all her tortillas, like one huge giant spread sheet in the bedroom, covered her husband’s decision to invest in the company – after all their pillow talk about her bill.  So she gave him “confidential information” which was not available to the public.  This is called “Inside Trading”.  What is, or who is, the real dip in this event?  Anybody who believes Nancy’s lies is a big dip.

            Nancy Pilono made sure that her hubby would be kept safe, as she made sure that her old Senior Advisor was nominated and voted in as the new Commissioner of Securities and Exchange, who will be overlooking inside trading on stocks with Congress.

UPDATE:  Two days before the vote on the bill took place Nan and Paul sold their celery stocks and Nancy’s name was on the legal paperwork!

CONGRESSMAN LEE ZELDA ATTACKED – by Clara Voyance

            Congressman Lee Zelda is running in New York’s Goober-pea race.  While at a rally, a man got on stage and approached Zelda.  He seemed to be drunk or intoxicated.  He held a bronze key chain in his hand.  The key chain had the face of a cat, and the eyes were holes that fingers could go into.  The ears were very pointed.  He pointed this key chain and aimed for Zelda’s throat, while saying, “You’re over.  You’re over.”  Zelda, having had military training, instinctively grabbed the man’s arm with his right hand and held it away from him.  Then others took the attacker down.  He was arrested, but back out on the street (as Zelda predicted) within six hours.

            The current governor of New York, a very stupid woman, came out with an announcement on the attack.  But was she really concerned about it?  After all, she had doxed Zelda’s campaign movements beforehand.  Did she get weak minded people stirred up over Zelda’s campaign?  Was the attack on Zelda her fault?  She still had her people out the next day following his movements.  To be honest, I hope she loses her job like her predecessor Andrew Coma did, even if it is because she loses the upcoming election.  She refuses to come out against “no bail” policies in New York.  She was willing to have people lose their jobs because they did not want a coronavirust vaccination.  She needs to be given the boot; an old stinky man’s hiking boot would work.

LORI “LEADFOOT” IGNORS TRAFFIC TICKETS – by Dots D. Ticket

            Chicago’s mayor, who we named Lori Lighthead, has many speeding tickets and tickets where she ran through red lights.  So far she believes that she is “above the law”.  She has ignored her traffic tickets and not paid her fines.  So from now on, her new nickname is “Leadfoot”, as evidently that is what she has while she is out driving around town.  Maybe she has watched too many Fast and Furious movies?

HUTCHINSON SEES THE LIGHT – by Nostradumbass

            It was six days after Hutchinson was issued a subpoena by the January 6^th Dummittee that she called the panel a “phony committee”…she disparaged…the two Republican’s hand-picked to serve on the committee by Pelono, as a “crop of losers”.  This seems a bit silly because two people hardly make up a crop.  It was after she found out that she would have to pay for a lawyer that she saw the light.  She decided to join the Dark Side and hired a democratic lawyer.  They set her up nicely, and now she does not need to ever pay for another drink in Washing Dishes Clean ever again.  She’ll probably be seen on ZNN for a year and then get a nice book deal where she’ll write about how President Trumpet tried to seize control of the Beast’s steering wheel (which never happened).  Her (for now, non-existent) book would be complete fiction to be sold as historical political propaganda. 

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