THE GIGALO GANDER – July 2022

THE GIGALO GANDER – July 2022

            A.O.C. has made it clear that she is getting back to her Native American roots.  Maybe, she’s not putting on clown makeup (above) after all!  Maybe that is WAR PAINT?  Watch out Elizabeth Warren-warpath.

            On the topic of abortion, both Liz and Sandy want to put up abortion tents, or clinics, on federal land, or the country’s parks.  But the White House correspondent said that they are against it because it is a dangerous thing to do.  But then the HHS Secretary comes out and sort of says that they are “thinking it over” for “every option is on the table.”  What does he mean by this, that all options are on the operation table for the abortions?

FACT: Just because the Grand Jury let Michael Suckman off does not mean he is innocent of all charges.  It just means that the jury folk were bought off or prejudice before joining the jury.

FACT:  Rifles kill less people than fists and knives do.  Okay, it is really a person’s mortal mind (that uses the rifles, knives, octopuses, or raise their fists), and it is the mortal mind that kills other people.  It never is the material object that goes out to seek death, unless the object is haunted by death (just kidding).  However, in God’s reality – nobody ever dies – so there you go.

            Will governments begin to demand that people’s hands are cut off or they must confiscate all knives?  The cooking networks will be devastated if they do; is this why the head chef is called “Chief”?

LETTER FROM PERKIN’S KOI-FISH – by Abe D. Fish (a G. Gutfelt family member)

            Congressmen Matt Opens Gates and Jim D. Jordan River received a letter from the law firm (the DNC’s and Hilariously Rotten Clinton’s law firm) Perkin’s Koi-fish (no relation to Perkin’s Restaurant which may serve koi-fish for dinner.  And that is if any of the restaurants even exist after the coronavirust shutdowns hit.)

            The letter reads (smart letter that it can read itself) in part:  “Perkin’s Koi-fish is responsible to the FBI for maintaining the Secure Work Environment.”  Does anyone actually know what this means?

            A whistleblower says that ever since 2012 the Dummycrat’s law firm has donated $42 million to this secret workspace environment.  For the past twelve months Michael Sussman has been operating the workspace.  So what sort of Leverage (one of my all-time favorite TV shows) does he have on the FBI?  As Clinton’s election lawyer (as well as others) would he have politically motivated dirt (lies) to feed the FBI; like the lies about President Trumpet and a Russian bank?

WORD OF THE MONTH – by Wordy Smith

            The word of the month is “chief”.  Chief means “1 – [head, chief, fr. L caput head – more at HEAD]    1 :  the upper part of a heraldic field   2 :  the head of a body of persons or an organization:  LEADER  3 :  the principal or most valuable part – chief-dom.

2 – 1 :  accords highest rank of office   2 :  of greatest importance, significance, or influence” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary).

            So you will note that the word “chief” is a Latin word, it is not a Native American word.  I heard that the word originated in kitchens with many chefs where the head chef is called “chief”.  But that does not stop the WOKE idiots from trying to cancel the word.  That’s right the loons in San Francisco’s schools bureaucracy (burrow-aucracy) think that they can get rid of the title in all positions with the word chief in them, because, American Indians are getting hurt feelings over the word being used.  I’m thinking that these WOKE people are smoking something funny in their peace pipe! 

            As you may recall, there was Chief Sitting Bull, Chief Crazy Horse, and Chief Running Water.  Yet, did the Native Americans (I dare say it – the Indians) even use the word “chief”?  Remember also, that different tribes had different languages; it seems odd that they would all use the same word “chief”.  Would they not have had their own languages where their word for “chief” would have sounded completely different (and it would not have sounded like “chief” because none of them spoke Latin; I doubt they even spoke pig-Latin)?  Is it not the white settlers or U.S. soldiers who would have called the head Indian man in charge of the tribe – chief?  I think so!  And perhaps it is when pale face called their head leader “chief” is when the Native Americans actually may have felt insulted or hurt!  Or maybe they were more grown up about the issue than today’s namby-pamby wokesters!

            Caput has to do with the word capital, as well as, head.  There are capital letters and “caput” points us to the capstone head of a pyramid.  Remember what the BIBLE tells us about the builders of the pyramid?  They rejected the capstone (its KEYSTONE).  This means that the Christ Chief, as head of our world, was rejected first by the Jews and most of the gentiles, as today the Christ Chief is rejected by most Christian Scientists, too bad, so sad.

            But let us understand also, the importance of the capital letter placement in the Christian Science Textbook – SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES, by Mary Baker Eddy (today’s Christ Chief).  Mary Baker Eddy placed capital letters on certain words, these words stand for God, they define God; they are called the seven synonymous terms for God.  These seven synonymous terms are – Mind, Spirit, Soul, Principle, Life, Truth, and Love.  She also places capital letters in front of four words signifying the action of the seven – they are called – the Word, the Christ, Christianity, and Science.  This is the infinite divine calculus (spiritual reckoning).  In the BIBLE they are known as the four living creatures or the four beasts – the lion, the ox or bull, face of a man, and the flying eagle.  And then Mary Baker Eddy finally gives capital letters (for the most part) to the four Sciences of God – Science itself, divine Science, absolute Christian Science, and Christian Science.  So I ask, is the attempt to erase the word “chief” in job titles just another attempt to cancel the Christ Head, the true Leader of all mankind?

THE PELONO CRASH – by Avon Collins

            On Memorial Day weekend Paul Pelono (senior) was driving drunk in Napa Valley (Maybe he was taking a napa after drinking too much wine?) when he crashed his car into another car and a fence (after all, according to wife Nancy, fences [walls] are prejudice).  Both cars were totaled, in other words, it was no fender bender.  Paul Pelono was hauled off to jail where his mugshot was taken.  Yes, it literally must have been taken out of the police station, because, the picture was missing in action!  Eventually, however, two weeks later it was found.  It seems to be a high classed mug shot, as I have never seen such a nice mug shot in my entire life (P. P.  looks pretty good in it).  Is the police body camera footage missing?  It has not yet been shared.

            Dummycrat Amanda Shooting-Ray, as the chocolate CHIP commissioner (this is not a joke about the color of Amanda’s skin, it is just a food joke), heads the highway patrol.  She is involved in the Pelono cover up, keeping all arrest records silent (there will be no music in her police station, especially songs by the Police)!  Is her boss, Governor Nudesome, also in on the cover up?  After all, Nudesome is related to Paul Pelono.  Paul’s brother was married to Gavin Nudesome’s aunt, and he is the one who appointed Shooting-Ray into office.  Yet, Shooting-Ray may have passed the buck on to the chief, District Athorney, Allison Hailing.  And Allison Hailing works for Nudesome too, so there must be strings being pulled, and that is no Pinocchio.

            It is important that we find out what happened that night with Paul squared, because we cannot have the elites having Liberal privilege, anymore, than they want white individuals to have white privilege.  Should not the law apply to all people equally because lady Justice is blind?

            Nobody on the Left is speaking out about Paul Pelono’s two car pileup, nor has M.M.A.D.D. (not to be confused with the magazine or the TV show) saying much about it.   I guess those Mad Mothers are not so mad anymore about drunk drivers?  Maybe they better change their name?  Perhaps the Pelonos have donated a lot of money to their organization.

            This is not the only time that Pauly Wanna P. has been in a car accident.  Maybe the man had better give up driving?  He is rich enough to hire a chauffeur.  Besides the man being under the influence (breathalyzer test taken two hours after he was in the crash) with a .82, they are trying to make the excuse that his recent cataract surgery is to blame.  If this is so then not only was the man drunk he was blind-drunk.  It seems to me that he should have not been behind the wheel at all, just saying!

BIDEN’S APPROVAL RATING STILL SLIPPING – by Steve Marriott

            Biden’s approval rating is now, in some poles, at 25%.  His disapproval rating is climbing, up to 55% while 10% of the people have no opinion on the topic (or else they are afraid to answer, because, they think they will be hunted down and put into entertainment camps by government agencies buying up all of the bullets in this country).  And who knows what the other 10% are even up to (up to their necks in bills – probably).  On this topic, Greg Gutfelt commented, “Biden’s voters must be turning around in their graves!  His numbers are crashing like Nancy Pelono’s husband.”

            Yes, I wish I had come up with those two jokes.  I am very jealous of Gutfelt!  What wit?  What genius? What’s for dinner?  However, he does have writers, while I have to come up with everything on my own!  He may be the King of Night Time talk show hosts, but I am King of motels!

            In a pole from June 9, 2022, among young adults his approval rating is 22% and among Hispanics it is 24%.  To be sure, this occurrence is not a silk Freudian slip.  The lack of approval has to do with the U.S. economy.  Biden lied when he said that inflation is worse everywhere but here (in the U.S.A.).  The following countries have way better economies with less inflation:  Germany, France, Japan, Canada, India, Italy, and Saudi Arabian Knights.  Don’t just take my word for it, ask Peter Poochie about it.

            Because Joe is slipping, the Dummycrats are looking for a candidate in 2024.  Some want Hilariously Rotten Clinton to run.  Some news reporters say that they think Joe Biden should not run because of his age.  Yet they are willing to have H. R. Clinton run?  She is no spring Tyson chick anymore!

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of July and in the first half (well up to the 23^rd or so) of August, then you are a Leo, the lion.  The lion, or Leo, was used to signify, in the BIBLE, the first living creature or the first beast – the Lion of the Word.  By the way, the first Gospel, Matthew, is written in the tone of the Word.

            Your lucky fortune for this month is:  You will have fun at your Myst Convention, you’ve worked hard to get it up and running, so you deserve to have a great time!  I’m looking forward to those 3D kais and cool t-shirts.

            I had to ask my husband, because I never can remember, “Hey, is Myst Convention spelled with a ‘y’ or an ‘i’?”

            He said, “’Y.’”

            I said, “Because, I thought I would ask.”

A RECIPE FOR DISASTER – By Batty Crackers

            Is nothing sacred anymore?  The Biden Administration, simply put, is a recipe for disaster!  They are all a bunch of bananas, not to mention a bunch of incompetent boobs!  But is this by accident or by design?  They could not have planned their results any better – as everything they do is working to destroy the United States of America, for which they do not stand!  They are trying to turn the good old U. S. of A. into a third world country.  I was watching a TV show from around 2001 where the Cuban people wanted to come to the U.S.A. because they want to have freedom from communism, they want a good life, and they want the American dream!  If only Cuba could become more like the U.S.A., it was suggested.  It came to me that it seems today that the people in charge of the government actually want our country to become like Cuba.  I asked myself, “Why do so many people want to come into our country illegally when the U.S.A. is trying to become more like Cuba?”  Our leaders (chiefs) are trying to turn our TRUE Republic into a communistic run banana republic and they are using fascism to bring about their results. 

            Example of their dyspeptic behavior is when Janet Yelling goes on a Leftist media network and is asked about the BAD economy.  She apologizes for being ignorantly stupid!  She said that she blew it.  Really?  She knew what she was doing last year, people told her not to do what she was doing, but she ran with her recipe for disaster and the feds printed more money, more money, and more money!  And believe me, she does not feel bad about what she did or what the feds did, not a scintilla. 

            Think about who Joe Biden is, as the posing head chief of the Executive Branch, and who Nancy Pelono is, head chief of the House of Congress, or rather, what they are.  They both are not just Dummycrats, both of them are Roman Catholics.  Are they under orders by the socialist Pope in Rome?  Did the Pope demand them to destroy everything good about the U.S.A.?  There was a time when a Roman Catholic could not be president because of their allegiance to the Pope who runs his own country.

            Most people do not understand the fact that the Civil War was not really fought over slavery, but it was fought because the Roman Catholic Church was in charge of the South, they had a lot of business interests running below and along the Mason-Dixon Line!  That’s right; it is because of the Church of Rome that our country had the Civil War where brother turned against brother.

            Today the same thing is happening.  Relatives are on opposite sides, and mostly, well, all of the fighting between families or friends is due to the fact that those on the Left are unreasonable and believe all the lies that the State Media (belonging to the Left) spew out.  I have people in my own family that I cannot talk to about politics because they are simply raving lunatics!  They are the ones who yell and scream during their rants about the Republicans or people on the Right, they especially HATE President Trumpet.  And their hate was festered by the Dummycrats and the Leftist media.  I am registered as an Independent, but I know craziness when I see it.  And the Biden Administration is not only CRAZY; they are a recipe for disaster!

UNJUST PRUDEAU AGAINST GUNS – by Suzie Hogg

            The Primeribminister of Canada wants to ban guns in Canada.  Why he is so against people building up their muscles is beyond me.  Didn’t his old man, decades ago, already do this?  What’s that?  He’s not against muscle guns he’s against using shooting guns as muscle?  Sorry! 

            Anyway, it turns out, after hearing about the Salvador Dolly Ramos shooting Prudeau decided to use the story to ramp up hatred towards guns and dictate to his Canadian bacon folk that they were not going to be allowed to have guns for much longer, and all the fools standing behind the man just nodded in agreement (probably because a bunch of guns were being pointed at them).  He is going to ban buying, selling, and importing hand guns.  “Never let a tragedy go to waste” – right? 

            Prudeau also went to California in June to meet up with Governor Nudesome.  Maybe they had some corn pics taken together?

ZNN SPEAKING OUT ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME – by Notta Supreme-Asist

            Now that the next election is coming ZNN is speaking out about black on black crime in big cities like Chicago.  (Buy the way, Mayor Lori Lighthead just made a law that police are not supposed to chase after criminals if they run away from them, unless the cops know for sure that the running away person is really up to no good.  This leaves the door open for all the criminals caught via foot chase, to have their lawyers sue the cops who ran after them saying that they broke the mayor’s stupid law.)  Why would ZNN finally speak about black on black crime when they denied the black on black problem has existed for years now?  It is simple; they want to confuse the masses about MASS SHOOTINGS.  They are claiming that mass shootings are taking place in the big cities, just like it did at the end of May in Texas in an elementary school.  Mass shootings are defined as four or more people being shot, however, many of the shootings in the big cities are not really classified as mass shootings!  More like drive by shootings.  So ZNN wants its audience to believe that guns are a big problem and they must disappear, or they should agree to turn their guns in to the government.  The only problem is if guns disappear they will be taken away from law abiding citizens and the crooks and gang members will still be able to get illegal guns!  ZNN is inflating their numbers, or statistics, on mass shootings by declaring drive by shootings, and gang shootings, as mass shootings.

            Joe Biden has been speaking up about getting rid of hand guns, or small caliber ammunition, AR 15s and AK 42s!  He is lecturing America on getting rid of their guns, and cancelling the 2^nd Amendment.  What gives him the right to even voice his opinion on this topic of gun control when he left (on purpose) 300,000 guns for the Taliban?  Furthermore, if he would have kept those guns he could have given them to Uke-rang instead of spending more tax payer money to help Uke-rang out.

Chung Lee Confusion

            He who laughs when things go wrong has just thought of someone he can blame it on.  Joe Biden lives by this idealism all day long.

            He who laughs last is slow at getting punch line.

            Never trust doctor who operates in the dark on a rickshaw near the lobby of motel while he is asleep and dreaming about rice field.

ALIEN INVASION – by Noah Comprendo, Jr.

            The numbers are ADDING UP!  We now have over 5,000 aliens, in a 32 mile long caravan (and it is not a Dodge) walking northward to the southern border of the United States of America.  Mexico is doing nothing to stop it either.  Why should they?  They do not fear or even respect Joe Biden and his creepy cabinet at all. 

            Who is helping these aliens from around the world (not just Central or South America) invade the U.S.A.?  Well, it is the ONE WORLD ORDER organization known as the UNITED NATIONS.  We, as a country give ten billion dollars a year to this material organization.  This year they are using this tax payer money to council the illegal migrants on how to lie when they reach our border – to lie about how mistreated they have been in their home country.  The aliens are taught how to lie about how mean their neighbors are, even if those neighbors are in the same caravan that they themselves are in!  They are being told to think back in time, about their life in their country, via FREE (to them anyway) psychiatric counseling sessions.  The United Nations, the one world order material organization, is also giving cash cards to these invaders.  This means that the money we gave to the U.N. is placed on the cash cards given to the people invading the U.S.A. – so WE THE PEOPLE are actually financially helping people who are invading our country!  The mainstream media, if they do comment on the approaching caravan, claim that most of the people are women and children.  Think again.  Look at the pictures below to see if they are telling you the truth!

            On June 27, 2022, there were 50 migrants found dead in a semi-truck.  The cartel put steak seasoning on their bodies in order to cover up the compo smell.  Inside the truck were children (that Nancy P. and Joe B. claim to care so much about) and families.  Joe Biden has said he’s done, “everything possible to end human smuggling”.  This is an out and out lie.  He has done the opposite, he’s done everything he can to help the cartels smuggle people across the border.  He needs to obey the laws of the land instead of breaking them!

HONEY, I THINK I SHRUNK THE ECONOMY – by Albert Ironstein

            “This is not satire!” Senator Chameleon Harris said while holding up a copy of THE GIGALO GANDER. 

            Harris is going to throw tax payer money at the illegal immigration problem as if that will fix it.  She plans on ruining our economy even more by giving tax payer money to Central American governments (who probably will never get their hands on it and if they do get their hands on it they will mishandle the money).  Harris thinks (which is a very difficult task for her) that the foreign country’s poor economy is the root problem of the huge caravans that come to the southern border.  WRONG, HARRIS!!!  You, Joe Biden, and your policies are the root cause of illegal migration!  All you both need to do is to enforce the laws you are totally ignoring and breaking on a daily basis!  Blasphemers Joe Biden and Harris are about as popular as a polecat!

            What gets me is that Biden goes in front of people to talk about how great the American economy is doing, how great a job he is doing, yet all the while he is fibbing about everything.  And if there are any problems that he has to admit exist he just blames it on somebody else, he has even blamed stuff on American citizens.  How dare we need to continue driving our cars to work, to take children to school, go grocery shopping, to the bank, and to the post office?  Hey, Joe, not everybody has tax payer money to pay for gas, along with the chauffeur service, like you do.  Most Americans do not have syndicated criminal activity being practiced by their family members like you do.

            S&P 500 lost all of its gains since January 21, 2021.

S&P ON 1/21/2021 – 3,853.07                       S&P ON 6/13/2022 – 3,749.63

            One of Biden’s note cards was recently photographed.  It had step by step instructions as to what he was to do during the event.  If the man is incapable of thinking for himself, and he is only reading what they put in front of him, then can we really call him the Commander and Chief?  I think not!  Perhaps this is one of the reasons why he does not think he is president (he says Harris, Dr. Jill, or Dr. Faust are president).  He has also acted, when Obummer was around, like Obummer was still his boss (so did all the other people around them at the time).

FAME MOOSE QUOTES:

“I shot an arrow into the air, where it fell I know not where; I lose more arrows that way!” – Tonto (Kimono-sobbing to the Loan Ranger, the Banker)

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start to old habits.” – Hunted Biden

“The price of gas is so high it would be cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.” – Congressman John Kennedy

“Never underestimate Joe Biden’s ability to F*^@ things up!” – Barrack Insane Obummer

“Are you sweating while pumping gas?  Feeling sick when paying for the motor fluid?  You may have the Car-Owner virus.” – James Turnlock, CA

“North is north…Right is right.” – Judge Clarence Thomas D’Train

NEW YORK SUBWAY SWIMMING POOL – by Mark Train

            You have heard of car pools, now there are subway train pools!  That’s right; a black man somehow got a yellow swimming pool onto the train.  The mystery to me was this, how did he fill the thing up with water?  The man was shirtless; however, he was wearing a pair of pants while bathing. 

            Upon further investigation I found out that the man was really a religious fellow there to perform baptisms.  However, the only person he wound up baptizing was himself, because everybody else was just too shocked to get into the pool with him.  I asked the reverend, “How did you manage to get water into your pool?”

            Reverend John Dee Baptist replied, “Remember how Jesus changed the water into wine?  Well, I did the opposite; I changed the wine into water!”

            “But, how did you get all the wine into the train along with the swimming pool?”

            “Remember how Jesus multiplied the fishes and loaves of bread?  Well, I did the same thing; I multiplied my bottle of wine, after I changed it into water, and after I blew up the pool with all my hot air.”

            “Well, at least you did not blow up the train!”

            “I would never do that!”

            “Are you claiming that you can perform miracles like Jesus did?”

            “Why can’t I perform the same miracles?” the reverend asked.  “After all, Jesus told us we can do what he did, and that we can do even more!  Well, I am a true follower of Christ Jesus.”

            I replied, “Well, some people may just think that you have lost your head.”

            Too soon?

CHAMELEON HARRIS IS NOW IN CHARGE OF CYBER BULLYING – by Don Ridiculous

            Can you believe that Senator Harris has been put in charge of cyber bullying?  The woman is one of the biggest bullies in the world; and they put her in charge?  This will do nothing to bring down inflation, or to help heal our nation.  People have wondered why she has been given so many duties when she does not get anything accomplished or do anything.  She can’t even sink a basketball shot.  Well, who gave her the responsibilities, or the hats of duty?  The ultimate man who does absolutely nothing but to pass gas, pass the buck and blame everybody else – Joe Biden!  Is Chameleon just Biden’s scapegoat?

            Remember last month how there was supposed to be a new committee set up to dispel the Right’s right to free speech, the one that was to be headed up by a Mary Poppins wannabe?  Well, because that little board, or committee, did not get off the ground, due to the fact that nobody would wear their masks, Biden decided to put Chameleon Harris in charge of cyber bullying; it is the same idea, just headed by a different buffoon. 

            She has also been given the Czar hat on voting rights.

CHAMELEON HARRIS IS NOW IN CHARGE OF PRO BIRTH BULLYING – by Don Ridiculous

            Can you believe that Senator Harris has been put in charge of pro birth bullying?  Some network news person interviewed her on the topic recently.  All that Harris did was claim that she is a mother of two young adults (they were very hard to squeeze out), claim that she is the daughter of a mother, claim that she is a fairy god mother, and that is okay with the Left?  Wasn’t she supposed to say that she is a birthing person of two young adults (and boy, were they hard to squeeze out), that she became a birthing person after another birthing person birthed her, and that she is a fairy god drag queen along with Nancy Pelono?  She also probably thinks, which is really hard for her to do, that Justice Clarence Thomas is to blame for the SCOTUS decision on abortion; he is such a white supremacist!  Well, she is not alone on that opinion.  Others who are super-duper mad at Clarence Thomas are Hilariously Rotten Clinton, Maximum Waters, Lori Lighthead, and Liz Onda Beaten Warpath.  AOC, or as her friends call her – Sandy, wants to expand the number of Supreme Court Justices, and she believes that certain justices are liars.  She has accused them of “lying under earth”!  She meant, “lying under oath” but was this a Freudian slip she wears at the GALA?  Does her Freudian slip mean that she wants them all to be dead (six feet under the earth)?  She believes that they should be impeached.  How about she is impeached instead?  I would prefer that communist birthing person (I pity the kids having her as their birthing person) to lose her job! Then there are women, sorry, birthing people, on The View who are mad at Thomas. I feel sorry for their stupidity condition.

            The Demonrats are really just using the abortion issue.  They are using the issue to try to get people to vote for the DNC in the fall and they are using it to try and destroy the Supreme Court and to destroy the Senate, along with Philly Buster.  I do not know why the Demonrats are always so mean to Phil for!

”COUGH, COUGH, COUGH, I’M NOT JOKING” BUT HE IS CHOKING – by Doctor Wellby Six P.M.

            The quote above is from Joe Biden while he was making some crazy speech.  He was not wearing a mask nor did he cough into his elbow area – but into the hand he uses to shake hands with everybody after his speech is over.  Whatever you do, never shake this man’s hand, unless you are wearing a protective glove or use hand sanitizer afterwards.

            But my main reason for writing this article is that I have a peeve against the W.H.O. – not the singing group but the World Health Organization one world order group.  Just who does W.H.O. think they are?  Why do they think that they can change the name of monkeypotpie because they say it is prejudiced against Africans?  They seem to fail to realize that monkeys live in South America and Asia too!  So, they are just nuts.  What about chickenpotpie?  Are they going to change the name of it too?  I doubt it, as they like to eat chicken pot pies!  But what about all those chickens out there, like Biden, Harris, Pelono, A. Shifty, M. Watersherself, etc.?  Aren’t they upset about the name of chickenpotpie?  What about all the short people in the world with the name “smallpox”?  Why should they not be upset about that name?

            The whole thing is ridiculous, as Judge J. P. said, “The monkeys are not suing!”  I don’t think monkeys even know how to sew.  But who (?) knows if monkeys around the world will create a monkey rights organization?  The monkeys that should really be upset are the monkeys being used by Dr. Faust and his ilk in their medical experiments!

HOT TIME, SUMMER IN THE CAPITOL – by Back O’Myneck 

            On July 9, 2022, the January 6^th Congress Dummittee, made up by mostly Dummycrats, Demonrats, and two very stupid RHINOs, are getting their revenge on honest, peace-loving citizens who live in the United States of America.  This bogus committee is trying to be judge, jury, and executioner by putting on their SHOW TRIAL.  Their main goal is to try and win the upcoming election (by keeping their seats in Congress) and keep President Trumpet from running for president in 2024.  They are trying to TRUMP up bogus criminal charges against President Trumpet.  They may think that they are reaching everybody in this wonderful country with their lies and fake news messages – but their ratings are lower than Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address a few months back.  It is estimated that Biden’s State of the Union speech had around 38 million viewers.  I only know that I was not about to watch it, nor did I watch State TV’s false propaganda and fake news reports on January 6^th.  They really do think that they are Carl Marx and Adolf Hitler in every move they make.

            On June 9, 2022, the fake January 6, 2021 committee, put together by Nancy Pelono (remember she is the one who caused the riot in the first place by denying extra police and the National Guard to be present that day – is it because she wanted to save face after referring to the National Guard, not long before January 6^th, as Storm Troopers? Which is a really big insult to our National Guard because we all know that Storm Troopers can’t hit the side of a building!).  The Dums aired their dirty laundry to the country.  This is supposed to be only one of six such events.  The Left took over all the main networks (ABC, SEEBS, and NBC) for over two hours in order to present the dog and pony show to the U.S. citizens. 

            As mentioned above, John Sullivan was not placed in prison to face incarceration for over six months without being able to see a lawyer.  No, in fact, he was interviewed on ZNN and claimed to be a journalist!  HA, fat chance of that being true.  He was heard by the crowd, who was there that day at the Capitol, to be egging people on (just as bad as the woman dressed in an ape costume while throwing eggs at Larry Elder who is a black man [accused of being a white supremacist] who ran for governor in California).

            The committee, or the Spanish Inquisition, hired the X president of ABC, to produce their little puppet theater spectacle show.  James Goldstein, when head of ABC, spiked the Jeffrey Epstein punch bowl.  He let the predator off the hook. 

            Congressman Benny Thompson headed the peep show Thursday night.  One could call those of the House a Kangaroo Committee.  They are also doling out illegal and not enforceable subpoenas.  For example, Peter Navarro has Executive Privilege, yet he was expected to show up before the said committee.  So, on the week before their first public spectacle took place on national TV – in prime time – even though he was told by the FBI that he could go to the airport, the following happened. After he arrived at the airport, the FBI kept Peter from boarding his plane (in order to embarrass him).  They handcuffed him and then dragged him to the court house.  Then he was placed in leg irons.  They also made him stay in John Hinckley’s (the man who tried to assassinate President Raygun) old prison cell.  They want Peter to have to spend over one half million dollars in law fees over this whole affair. This is the Left’s trick – to force their enemies to use all their money in court, to bankrupt them, so they cannot spend that money on campaigns.  Peter Navarro says he had nothing to do with the January 6^th thing at all, but they are trying to force him to testify (against President Trumpet).  Joe Biden claims that there is no executive privilege for Trumpet or his people.  Biden claims that he has executive privilege but Trumpet no longer has it because it is all his.  Yet, that is not how executive privilege works.

            So far this committee has handed out more subpoenas than ever in American history.  Because there have been so many subpoenas, the judge signing the subpoenas has come down with hand cramps.

            What is really bad about what this committee is doing is that they are not allowing cross examination on anything, there has been no presentation of opposition to their claims, so the viewers who are watching their little theater puppet show only sees one side – the Kangaroo Committee’s side.  In other words, President Trumpet has no self-defense, just like they kept him from having self-defense during their two bogus impeachment trials.  The Dummycrats have not changed at all.

            The Kangaroo Committee brought out that the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers (reported to be RIGHT white supremacist groups) were at the Capitol that day.  However, they conveniently left out that these two groups went directly to the Capitol building and skipped the Trumpet rally all together; in fact, they were at the Capitol before the rally even ended.  They also conveniently leave out President Trumpet’s own words that day, he asked the people to march up to the Capitol and voice their opinion peaceably.  He did not egg them on like Chuck Shoemer or Maximum Water or other Dummycrats have done with their constituents, or even like the woman in the purple gorilla suit did in California.

            An officer who was at the January 6^th riot (I am willing to admit it was a riot, I am not willing to admit it was an insurrection) gave testimony.  Officer Edwards was being honest, and according to her testimony she was injured that day.  But to see Cori Bush crying crocodile tears over Edward’s testimony is too much.  Cori Bush is the same woman who wants to get rid of all cops!  She so dislikes all cops, except, I guess, the ones she believes are protecting her sorry asp!

            Everybody in Washingaton of Clothes knew about the plan for violence way before January 6, 2021.  President Trumpet even brought in the National Guard, and he had them there ready to be utilized.  So the question is, “Why did Nancy Pelono say NO (reject) the help and support of 20,000 troops (that President Trumpet had brought in to Washingaton of Clothes) that day?”  In fact, Nancy doubled down when she said, “No way!”  The obvious answer to that question is that Nancy P. wanted all the chaos and mayhem to take place on January 6^th so that she could go after the man she hates the most in the world – President Trumpet.  Where is the investigation into her evil deeds?  The Mayor of Washingaton of Clothes, Murial Bow-wow, also refused to call in extra forces to fortify the Capitol.  What about the Captiol’s sergeant in arms and legs?  What was his cinnamon roll on January 6^th?  Even Crying Chuck Shoemurr knew what was going to happen that day and he refused to do anything about it.  Not to mention, but I am, that the FBI was present and accounted for at the Capitol – and they were there to mislead people and to try to get them to enter the Capitol building.  So where is the investigation into Shoemurr and the FBI?

            On May 2, 2021 CSPAN & CSPOT said that President Trumpet did make a request for the National Guard.  There was a meeting on January 4^th, and President Trumpet authorized 22,000 National Guard troops for the Capitol.

            The committee’s second televised show trial was canceled for prime time TV.  Is this because Jesse Waters’s audience and Tuckered Out Carlson’s audience are too big for their liking? Instead the second meeting (show trial) was shown during the daytime on June 16^th.  One of the networks pulled away to show the golf tournament that they had already paid to air (so I do not blame them for doing that).  I saw about two minutes and turned to watch something else.  But what I did see was again, one sided, and I really do not trust anything they say to us.  Sorry, but that is just how I feel about it all.  If they can choose to not believe the Right then don’t others have the right to not believe the Left or even the RINOs?

            There was another session (show trial) during the day of June 21.  I did watch a little more than I had before, as I sort of got suckered in to watching, plus, I thought that maybe I should know some of the things going down.  What they presented seemed to make President Trumpet and his lawyers look like they were trying to do something illegal.  Maybe they were stupid in some of the stuff they did try to do to keep Trumpet in office?  But, I am not sure that their intentions were evil or incorrect.  I really cannot prove it one way or the other, because, I do not have access to all of the information (neither do most Republicans) I am just going by the video evidence I did see (in 2020) after the election took place. I am also remembering how there was election interference by the cancellation of the Hunted Biden Lap-dance-top story.  And it did bother me that the “important” man who was testifying on the 21^st, who is from Arizona, denied that there was any wrong doing.  Yet a Republican woman who is running in the Arizona Gooberpea race says differently.  On June 27, 2022, this woman, Kari Lake, was on LOX New’s show with Brett Bare.  She told Brett that the reason why there was no evidence in any of the court cases is because they were not allowed to present any evidence to the court.  Her words ring true, as I remember hearing the same complaint back in 2020.  She also wants there to be only an election day not an election month and to end all mail-in ballots.  Then she raked Brett over the coals, as he was sort of asking her questions she felt were totally unfair, unlike the interview he did previously with her opponent (which I did not see).  He denied her accusation.  Anyway, what she did say was of most importance, and I have to agree with her, because I remember on election night how  LOX News called the results in Arizona way early in the evening before 10% of the votes were even in.  At that time I asked, “How can they possibly do that?”  Kari asked Brett why LOX News will not send any journalists to Arizona to look at the evidence of cheating that does exist.  And I have to agree – why not LOX News?  Why are you not interested in really reporting on the 2020 election fraud?  Is it your new management that will not allow you to do it?

            A friend of mine, who voted for Joe Biden in 2020, said to me, “I can’t stand Trumpet.  He is always lying.  You can tell when he lies because he snorts when he lies.”  I’m sorry, but I do not recall ever hearing President Trumpet snort, I think she is getting him confused with Hunted Biden.  But she was definitely manifesting hate for the current president of that time.  Where did that hate come from?  It came from the mainstream media (the Left’s propaganda personas).  She actually believed that President Trumpet lied all the time but never thought Joe Biden was fibbing?  He lied constantly while he was on the Champaign trail.  However, when it came to making promises to the far left extremists he did tell the truth.  He told them he was going to get rid of gas and oil and he has held up that promise!  Yet he blames it all on President Putin or whoever else he can blame the high gas prices on.

STEPHEN CULPRIT INSURRECTION AND THE DUM’S DOUBLE STANDARDS – by Standard Rhonda Corner

            If the Dummycrats did not have double standards, they would have no standards at all.

            On June 16, 2022 the following employees from the Stephen Culprit Late Night Talk Show (SEEBS) were arrested for invading the Capitol in Washingaton of Clothes:  comedian Robert Smigel (Hum, does he wear a black rubber suit?); Jake Plunkedit (senior director of the show), Alison Martinez Glass; Ty One On Dean; Stephen Romond Noodles; Chicoletta Green Gumm; Brendan Hurles; Josh Upen Comer; and David Feltmen.  Among the visiting group were a writer and the Ass. Producer of the show.

            How did they get into the “now well guarded” Capitol?  Well, Congressmen Jake Outchenclaus and Adam Schifty let the uninvited crew in.  If you think about it, this all makes sense as to why the crew of the show was there.  Remember during the first impeachment of President Trumpet?  Schifty wrote a little play about the conversation that President Trumpet had with the president of Uke-rang.  Adam said it was “a parody”.  Yet, he read his words in front of everybody and the television audience as if they were what really was said between the two presidents, or could have really happened.  He was trying to change the real events by subliminally submitting a fake dialog between the two presidents.

            With the Kangaroo Committee’s six show trials (being televised) Schifty decided to repeat his offense; after all, he got away with what he did the first time.  This, being a third attempt to impeach President Trumpet – or to keep him from legally being able to run for office in 2024 – Adam decided – why not try his little trick again?  Only this time, it would be on late night TV, on CBS, where the satirical skit would be aired.   And Stephen Culprit was just the dupe to talk into doing the skit.  As Schifty had previously been on Culprit’s two weeks earlier.  Perhaps that is when they ironed out all the details, deskins, and defeet?

            What was the satirical skit about?  It was about the June 9, 2022 televised Kangaroo Court.  The crew went around knocking on Republican’s doors, like Jim D. Jordan River (for one).  But the Republicans were not present at the time.  The crew was thrown out of the Capitol, but they returned and were let in by one of Congressman Schifty’s staff. I suppose that they returned because they had not gotten all their material shot.  Maybe the smoking dog puppet could not remember his lines?  This time they were arrested, but instead of being incarcerated like those who are still being held from January sixth, they were released within six hours.  Then they were probably able to go back to New York, to their boss (S. C.) and edit their material.  But who knows? I heard rumors that the material had disappeared just like H.R.C.’s e-mails.  Maybe they are not able to do anything, perhaps they were stopped before they shot any good scenes?  To be honest, I find the smoking dog puppet to be stupid, disgusting, and not funny.

            Even though June sixteenth was the darkest day in our country’s history, I doubt that anything bad will happen to Culprit’s filming crew, or to Adam Schifty or Jake Outchenclaus.  Why?  Because, they are all on the Left Side of stuff and nobody on the Left Side ever seems to be punished for their crimes.  I doubt that Stephen Culprit will even be punished or investigated.  Was this the actions of insurrection?  I’m not crazy enough to make that claim, but the Dummycrats have no qualms about making such assertions; do they?

            Was AOC’s PTSD triggered again, even though she was nowhere in sight, again, when the filming crew burst into the Capitol unannounced?  Boom, boom, boom!

            One night, in June, Stephen Culprit had a female comedian on as a guest.  Her name is Wanda Sucks.  She was on complaining and bitching about the abortion decision and Middle America (fly by country); she wonders why our country is no longer governed by majority rule?  Boy is she stupid!  This country was set up the way it was so that majority rule could never be in control.  Why?  Because the USA is a Republic, that’s why.  Majority rule is not what a true democracy really is.  She is just another deranged celebrity who does not understand anything about our Constitution, she needs to go to school and be educated. 

            These are just a few of her comments, “Things in the Middle, that red stuff, why do they get to tell us what to do? … Know your position [Does she mean that we are her slaves?]…”  Doesn’t she know that without Middle America that there would be no dinner for her, no gas, no electricity, and no safety?  She also said, “These [Conservative] judges [of the Supreme Court] they basically lied in their confirmation hearings.  How can you be a Supreme Court judge and lie?  [They did not lie.]  What, they [the judges] had their fingers crossed or sumptin’?”  Wanda is incapable of thinking for herself, as she just repeated stuff she heard on The View and by certain Dummycrats. As a comedian, Wanda Sucks really SUCKS!!!  I think that Middle America is giving Wanda the middle finger!

KANGAROO COURT CONTINUES – by Iona Carr

            On June 28, 2022, there was another presentation of January 6, 2020, by the Dummycrats.  I completely forgot about it!  I did not tune in, but I did hear about the false testimony given that day by a woman who worked for President Trumpet in some low profile job.  She was a young woman, in her twenties, she is pretty, but what she did was wrong.  “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor” even if you are getting death threats from the loony Left!  This woman’s name is Hopalong Cassidy Hutchinson (no relation to Ken Hutchinson).  She also changed her Trumpet lawyer to a Dummycrat lawyer, who was with her on the 28^th.  This makes one wonder if she was being coerced into making the insane false statement.  For sure they had coached her in what to say. She said strange things like, “in the vicinity” and over and over she said, “something to the effect of”. Then afterwards Liz Chimney and Hutch hugged it out.

            The story she told was “hearsay” so it means nothing, even if it had been true.  After she told it, the person she claimed told her the story, Tony O’Nadagin, came out and said that he had never said anything like this to her.  The secret service men who were present in the vehicle that day said the story was not true, that the occurrence never took place.  So what whopper (sorry Burger King) did she tell to the TV audience? 

            It was January 6, 2020 right after President Trumpet had finished his rally speech.  He was in the back seat of the Beast. One Secret Service man was in the seat next to POTUS and one was in the front seat, and then there was the driver. The two Secret Service men were Bob N. Apple and Tony D. Tiger. She said that Trumpet insisted that instead of returning to the White House that they drive him to the Capitol.  He was so insistent that he reached into the front seat to try to get the driver to turn the vehicle around. He supposedly grabbed the driver’s arm and the steering wheel.  Both SS men want to testify, as does the Deputy Chief of Staff, who is privy to information, wants to testify (on Trumpet’s behalf).  I doubt that the Kangaroo Court will allow them to testify, because, they only want to present their side, with no Judd for the Defense, and put forth lies – not unlike Hilariously Rotten Clinton’s paid for Steel Dossier that they salivated over from 2016 to 2020.

JUNETEENTH NO MAIL DELIVERY – by I. M. Shocked

            This was the first year that Juneteenth was a holiday on ice.  Even though it fell through the cracks on Father’s Day, severely breaking the back of his neck, it was also honored on Monday (June 20^th).  Being that it is a federal holiday meant that there was no mail delivery on Monday.  This is all well in deed for those people not expecting to get mail, but I was expecting two very important Police records, not to mention my gas-electric bill, but I am mentioning it!

            I would have been clueless about the mail not being delivered if I had not, by chance (because I never do this), turned on my little portable radio and they told me about the holiday.  You know my little RCA radio is around fifty-five years old and it still works!  You see, they use to make things to last, unlike the junk they mass produce today – perhaps it all falls apart because it is made in China and other foreign countries where they do not have the pride to make long lasting stuff!

            It is weird, however, that Juneteenth does not seem to honor President Lincoln who gave black people their freedom but rather a criminal junky named George Floyd, whose death caused many riots resulting in billions of dollars of damage and trying to scrub out all policemen.  The real idea behind Juneteenth is racial division; at least that is the goal of the Leftist-communists.  A strange statue was put up in New Orleans’s Lafayette (named after a pirate) Square.  What did the black Dummycratic politician put up?  It was a two story high Black Power Hair Pick! It would be perfect for combing the desert.  Yet, during the new holiday a fifteen year old boy was shot to death in Washington Dot Com. 

GAS PRICES SOAR MAKING CITIZENS SORE – by Cindy Adding Machine

            The price of gasoline is over $5 per gallon now in many parts of the country.  In some states it is even higher (up to $7 per gallon).  So, people are not taking it lying down, they are PEACEFULLY protesting the price of gas by placing stickers on the pumps.

            The men running the company, Patriots Pledge (which produces the stickers), are modern day hero sandwiches.  However, the Leftists are upset with them and out to get them, because they love to eat Hoagies. 

            Gas prices are higher than Hunted Biden, and Joe Biden has nobody to blame but himself, because it is his signature that killed the Keystone Cop Pipeline and other helpful oil producing projects.  And people of this country know it and understand it, even if Joe himself is incapable of comprehending what he has done.

            The answer to lowering America’s gas price is simple, Joe!  Open up the Keystone Cop Pipeline which can provide 900,000 gallons per day.  Also, ease up on the restrictions placed on the energy companies!  Yes, Joe Biden, WE THE PEOPLE DO BLAME YOU!!!  We know the truth and you cannot hide, nor can you continue to blame other people, or oil companies, for what you have done!!!

            In case people have not already figured it out, the price of gasoline has gone up over 100% since Joe Biden signed that executive order to kill the Keystone Cop Pipeline.  Are you glad you voted for him now – just because you hated President Trump for no good reason?

Idiotor’s note: Since posting this edition it has come forth that our national reserves, which were supposed to be given to WE THE PEOPLE, is actually being sold (given) to places like China and Iran all the way here so I really do not need any gas, thank you! You remember China, the country where Hunted Biden and his pop have business interests in, especially in oil and gas? That’s correct, the company receiving our gas has Hunted (still) listed as owning 10%!

NICHOLAS ROSKE, SELF-APPOINTED ASSASSIN – by Alec Suchin

            Justice Bret Kavanagh’s life was in danger during the first weekend of June.  A would be, self-appointed assassin took it upon himself to go take out Kavanagh at his house.  However, once he arrived at the judge’s residence, which looks like an ordinary middle class house, he saw how well guarded the property was.  Who knows why he decided to turn himself in to the police, but he did.  Perhaps he figured, “If I can’t make a name for myself by doing the deed then I can make a name for myself by saying that I have tried to do the deed.” 

            In his backpack, or trunk (I’ve heard both words being used), he had the following items:  Glockenspiel 17, 12 O’Clock High, 2 magazines (probably not MAD or Rolling Stone), ammunition, a pistol packing mama, tactical knife, a pose-able thumb, pepper spray, salt shaker, zip ties, zip lock baggies, hammer head shark, screw driver (probably not the type you drink), nail punch, nail polish, crow bar, Snickers bar (for the diva he is), pistol light, duct tape, and Duck Soup (he believes that the Marx brothers are related to Carl).

            The irrational reasoning for wanting to kill the judge is that he was furious about Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water being overturned (thanks to people like Chuck Shoemurr).  Perhaps he was worried that someone would drown?  Why was he worried about Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water when he is not a woman?  Or is he?  Maybe he thinks he can get pregnant and so he wants his options open in case he decides he needs to get an abortion?

            DOJ’s head banana, Garlic Maryland, said about Roske, “We will not tolerate acts of violence against our judges.”  Yet the hypocrite that Maryland is allows a federal law – Section 1507 – to be broken by protesters meeting at the judges’ houses!  They all should be arrested according to the law, yet he just lets them do their thing.  The Soreass group – Baby Ruth Sent Us – is involved in these protests.  They are now hanging outside of Justice Amy Coney-Park Barrett’s home, and going to their church and the children’s schools!  Since when is it okay for children’s lives to be endangered by Left-winged lunatics, I guess that is why they all are in love with abortion? 

            Some protesters Tweeted, “We’re protesting peacefully at his [Justice Kavanagh’s] home again tonight.”  These people are breaking the federal law when they go to a justice’s house.  Where is true justice at?  The DOJ is bankrupt of it; that is for sure.  The Department of Justice is more like the Department of Favors, favors given to Left-Winged extremists (protesters and rioters).

            Mob rule, which is what you have when Senator Shoemurr gets up in front of crowds and calls out the justices like he did not long ago.  Mob rule leads to mob violence, as in Nicholas Roske’s case.

            It is hypocrisy that the Athorney General will not arrest any of the protesters outside the justices’ homes, yet one woman with a bull horn in Los Angeles, who was yelling at Joe Biden’s motorcade, was taken down by a cop!  He tackled her to the asphalt, and I bet she was arrested.

            When reporting on this story ZNN denied that Roske had weapons in his backpack (or suit case or trunk – whatever he may have had with him).  ZNN wants you to believe the young man was just playing a game of cops and assassins.  They want people to believe that what was in the backpack were only imaginary weapons, or at least, mostly peaceful weapons.  You know the type that Antifa uses.

            And while all of this took place, a bill to help support the judges and keep them safe, that the Senate approved, is being held hostage by Nancy Pelono (what’s new).  All of this is a communist conspiracy against democracy, and all guilty parties, according to the Left’s own standards, need to be investigated and face the music.  But it will never happen because the Republicans are too soft on Democratic crime.

            In the meantime domestic terrorists of Montezuma Jane’s Revenge are bombing and attacking pro-life buildings and churches and getting away with it.  Garlic Maryland is ignoring them, nothing yet has happened to even take the group down, nor has Biden even mentioned them or called them out.

July 15, 2022 – Recently a very strange and disgusting story was printed in the Indianapolis 500 Star about a nine year old girl who had been raped. She turned 10 and then when she was three months and ten weeks pregnant she was to get an abortion. She lived in Ohio which was a problem, because, according to the report, she had to travel across state lines to get the abortion because of the laws in Ohio. The only problem is that was not true, about the laws of Ohio. There is no problem with someone who has been raped, or in a case of incest, that the abortion cannot take place in Ohio, because of the medical emergency protection clause. Further more, Ohio does not have a week limitation to abortion, instead they have a heartbeat law. The girl would not have needed to leave Ohio in order to get an abortion. The quack doctor who supposedly performed the abortion did not report the child abuse incident to the police; why not? However, she was willing to go on National TV news and use the girl’s story as a tool to use in the war between abortion and pro-life ideals. Needless to say, for political reasons, all the Leftists and politicians soaked up the story like a sponge sucks up moisture from a counter top. And of course, our fearful leader Joe Biden had to comment on it. But if you listen very carefully to his words he makes a very interesting Freudian slip! He said, “She was forced to travel to go out of the state to Indiana to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life.” He should have said, “…the pregnancy” not “…the presidency”. I finally agree with the man, if only the girl getting an abortion would put an end to Biden’s presidency! What is weird about this whole story is that on July 11, 2022, nobody was able to find a police report about this rape incident. Then I guess an illegal alien was accused of the act, however, when Telemanudo TV did an interview with the girl’s mother (who spoke fluent Spanish), she claimed that the charges against the man were nothing but lies. She has not filed chargers against the accused man. So was her daughter ever really pregnant? Did the reporter even ask the mother this question? If the daughter was pregnant why did the mother take her to Indianapolis for the abortion? Are the mother and daughter even citizens of the U.S.A.? None of this even makes any sense.

SCOTUS’ ABORTION DECISION MAKES LEFT GO NUTS FOR RIOTS – by Uncle Ifa

            I must apologize for my brazen wife, you all know her as Auntifa.  She likes to dress up all in black, wear a black ski mask, and go out and riot her full head off while beating up innocent folk!  That’s right, on June 24, 2022, Auntifa was in Arizona at the State Senate Building and she held the judges there hostage that night.  Four people were arrested by the police for their rowdiness:  Kaitlin Auditory Nerve, Hayes Doneit, Alex Pinon Nutt, and Tarrenfeather Schmeekle.  The four were arrested for suspicion of rioting, disorderly conduct and trespassing.  My question is; what part of their rioting was suspicious?  It must be rather obvious or else the people there are pretty stupid!

            In the meantime, yes Auntifa can be in more than one place at the same time, she’s very talented like that, down in Los Angeles a man was arrested for use of a self-made flame thrower. I’m sure he threw it at the police.  And in Hollywood small businesses were vandalized and all smashed in, when the businesses had nothing to do with abortion at all.  People who are on the Left just love to destroy stuff (so long as it is not their stuff).  They do not believe in the Golden Rule at all.  Things were taking place in Portland, Organ as well.  But the Leftist news media stations once again downplayed the violence just like they did in the summer of 2020 – “These are mostly peaceful protests,” they said while fires were blazing in the background of their camera shot.  These are NOT PEACEFUL protests at all! 

            Many pro-life places were vandalized by these non-peaceful protesters.  Blue Ridge, Virginlady; Longmont, Coloradodo; and Eugene, Organ are just some places where damage has taken place.  At one place ten people were arrested but were soon released.  There was an Auntifa man in Seattle who tackled a pro-life woman to the ground and pepper sprayed her in the face.  An American flag was set on fire in a street of Washington Dot Com.  Where is Athorney General Garlic Maryland at?  He is missing in action, yet he takes on hardworking, loyal parents at PTA meetings.

            The Dummycrats are using abortion because they believe that it will help them win the fall election.  But, they are really clueless as to what the American citizens really want, as seen below.

SOFT BALL QUESTIONS ON JIMMY DIMBULB SHOW – by Harvey D. Milkman

            Joe Biden was a guest on Jimmy Dimbulb’s night-time talk show.  He was given soft ball questions.  In other words, Joe was allowed to lie again and again and again and Jimmy let him get by with it, even helping out the “old man” when Joe could not think of what he needed to say.

CHESS BOUDIN PLAYS CHECKERS AFTER LOSING HIS JOB – by Laura Norder

            San Francisco’s District Athorney, Chess Boudin (no relation to Jethro Boudin), was blaming honest working citizens, who own guns, as the reason why crime is so high in San Fran.  Homicide has gone up 32% since 2020.  George Soreass, Marxist that he is, gave Boudin millions of dollars in campaign donations in order to win.  Boudin is just one of seventy-five other Soreass employees scattered around the U.S.A.  After Boudin won the election he began to ruin San Francisco’s law system, just like George Gas-Con in Los Angeles has done (also a Soreass winner employee).  Boudin claims that America is the most violent country in the world, which is a flat out lie.  The U.S.A. is number sixty-four on a list of ninety-seven countries.  That means, help me out here Cindy, there are sixty-three other countries way more violent than ours.

            What is really bad about this man is that he would not put violent people and repeat offenders behind bars.  But hope survives with his recall.  He blames his recall on rich Republican billionaires instead of his Marxist policies.  He seems to forget who got him elected – a rich Democratic-communistic-fascist billionaire named George Soreass!

            Hopefully citizens in other big cities, who voted in Soreass candidates as District Athorneys, will come to their senses and recall them.  People like Alvin Brag of New Yorkso needs to go, as does, Chicago’s Kim Not Foxy (you know the woman – she put the fix in for the actor, Jussy Smelt, who pretended he was lynched by the two men he hired to lynch him).

HOUSE FLIP IN TEXAS – by Décor Gaiter

            There’s a new show on HGTV about flipping houses and it is shot in Texas.  I am so excited to see this new show!  What’s that you say?  There’s no such show?  I’m wrong, that it was a seat in the House that was flipped on June 14, 2022?  Oh, well, that’s even better. ….

            …Okay, I have returned after I went online to look up this whole election thing.  Who was this person who flipped the House seat from Dummycrat to Republican?  It was a woman who broke the glass ceiling.  She is a Hispanic woman, and she was born in Mexico.  This woman, who ran on the Republican ticket, is also married to a border patrol officer, so she knows firsthand how bad things are on the southern border.  Her eyes are open!  Her name is Mayra Flores; she is a regular May Flower!

            A.O.C. was silent when asked to comment on Mayra Flores’s win.  I believe that Sandy is afraid of some honest competition. When she was a guest on Stephen Culprit’s show he asked her if she was going to run for president in 2024. I hope she is too busy planning her up coming wedding to worry about running for president! Can you imagine her as president? She did not really answer his question, and made it just about as vague as Hilariously did when she was asked the same question.

            There is a GOP Virgin Congressional candidate, Yesli Vega (R); that we hope will win in her primary and November elections.  She would be the first woman from El Salvador, to join Congress.  Her brother was almost killed by MS-13 and his best friend died at 15 due to the gang members.  MS-13, yes, Nancy, they are animals, try to recruit young children of elementary school age.  Vega worked for Governor Youngkin’s campaign, and now she hopes to win.  She said that 54% Hispanic votes went to Youngkin.

TEACHERS USE TO TEACH – by Abe Normal

            The following is a prime example of how hard teachers use to try and get their students to think.  Our teacher begins by calling out the roll call, the cinnamon roll, and the dinner roll; and then goes over a previous test.

            “Alright, listen for your names.  Wright, O., Oliver Wright; Potter T.; Potter, P.; Honey, B.; Little Willie; Large Richard; Steel, Helmet; Hugh, F. O.; Smelly, B. O.; Smelly, P. U.; Golly, G.; Former, A.; Worthington, E.; Han, N. X.; North, C.; Gus, Bill; Little, John Thomas; Glass, I; Kara, Ted; Farr, Terence; Farr, Ted; Spelling, B.; Watson, T. V.

            “Now listen to the mess some of you made when the test asked you to define the following words:

            ”relax – a piece of dark chocolate…

            “buffoon – a French idiot, like Gigolo Joe…

            “macadam – the first Scotts man…

            “sausage – hamburger in tights.

            “We’re not finished yet, and you’re not exactly the cream of the crop, now are you?  Name four fruits that begin with the letter ‘N’…napple, norange, nonion, and a nana?  Nonion is not a fruit, you fruits, it’s a vegetable!

            “And now for the religious section:  What is a Hebrew?  A male tea bag.

            “Stanley O. Marvel, what were you thinking, lad, when asked to name the four Gospels and you answered with five?  Matthew, Luke, Olivia, Newton, John.  And you said that you could tell Moses was sick by the size of his tablet.  ‘Who was happy at the return of the prodigal son?’  The fatted calf!  You’re not going to become an atheist are you, boy?  Don’t become an atheist, because they get no holidays.

            “And then there was this question on astrology, ‘Where is the hottest part of the sun?’  And one of you answered, ‘Page three.’

            “Alright, all the boy’s names I’ve called from the roll, what I want you to do when the whistle blows, not before, is to go quietly to the dining hall and see Miss Rameses Bottom.  And when you’ve seen it, get ready for gym.  The remainder, Sweet, William; Sweet, P.; Sweet, F. A.; do nothing.  Is there anyone else?  Oh, yes, Mustafa, P.; you can stay and refill the ink wells.”

NEW BOOK YOU CAN NOW GET – by Wordy Smith

            Taking Back Trumpet’s America is a book by Peter Navarro.  Please go out and buy a copy because he will need the money to help pay for his legal defense, deskin, and defeet against the Kangaroo Committee and their fake charges.

IS HUNTED BIDEN GOD? – by Hagen Das-Key – Wood eye lye two ewe?

            We all have probably heard the quote from Joe Biden where he praises Hunted, “He’s the smartest man I know” he said.  When Joe Biden was Vice President, Hunted said to the Washington Examining Their Heads, on December 3, 2018, “The man I most admire in the world [Joe Biden], that is god to me, thinks I’m a god and my brother did too [Yeah, god awful bad!] …and the three of us, it was literally I had the support to know I can do anything [including his brother’s wife, including any drugs, including any Russian escorts].”  Biden has said that his dad (Joe) will “talk about anything I want him to, that he believes in…My dad respects me more than he respects anyone in the world, and I know that to be certain…I’m better than my dad…because my dad tells me I’m better.”  So I think that Joe and Biden belong to a mutual admiration club.  At least it sounds like it to me!

            This raises the question, is Hunted bending his father’s ear today?  Is he the one giving him rotten advice?  It could explain a lot since Hunted likes to snort Parmesan cheese off carpets (he is not smart enough to even tell the difference between Parmesan cheese and cocaine).

            To be honest, as pointed out by Tireus (the wrestler), Biden enables Hunted;, he takes money and throws it on the problem.  He thinks that all the money will help his son overcome his drug addition problems and sexual promiscuity.  But this only enables Hunted to keep up the old habits.  Biden tries to govern the U.S.A. in the same manner.  He thinks that throwing money at all the country’s problems will make them disappear.  Only, he forgets (an easy thing for him to do, evidently) that it is the tax payer’s money, not his!  And problems arise when money, he had the Federal Reserve print up, gets circulated and when there’s nothing to cover the over printing.  So, his throwing money on the problems does not solve the problems, it just makes inflation worse.

            A good example of how Papa Biden throws money his son’s way in order to take care of Hunted’s problems took place in early 2019.  Where ever Hunted was at he was trying to purchase, via his bank, Russian escorts.  But his bank red flagged him (maybe they knew about his gun problems) because they did not like the money going to the Russians.  So, Hunted texted his Pops for help.  Joe wired $100,000 dollars to Hunted and he spent $30,000 of it on the Russian escorts.  One time he had a sixteen hour tryst.  He texted, “I’ve paid $5,000 for For the first eight hours that ends at noon how much would you charge me for another eight hours which would make sixteen hours all the oftener.”  This sort of sounds like a math problem he would have had in grade school, and if the text sort of does not make any since it is either because Hunted is a bad at texting or else he was high. 

            Hunted also made a video (or digital) recording where he spoke to one of these escorts after she must have inquired about the missing payment. When he spoke he sounded like he was missing teeth (probably from Meth usage). He also seemed to be a cry baby,  “I’m sorry that it took so long to give you ten thousand dollars.  Have I ever touched you in a bad way?  Ever?  Have I asked you every time if I could touch you?  Every time…  Sweetheart, look at me.”  (She continued to look at her cell phone, as I believe she was waiting for his payment to actually go through. Or maybe she was calling for an UBER.)  “You cannot talk to me that way and say things like that, because I’ve always respected you better than anyone you’ve ever met.”  Yeah, Hunted’s bank accounts were frozen, so Joe helped him get laid.

Chung Lee Confusion again

            Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today.  If you do, it may lead to sorrow, because, if you do it today and you like it you can do it again tomorrow.

            A bird in the hand poops on your wrist.

            Do unto others; then RUN!!!

            Ladies are like pianos.  When they are not upright they are grand!  (A SEXIST WOULD SAY!!!)

            People want to hold policemen accountable, whatever happened to holding criminals accountable?

WINDMILLS OF NANCY PELONO’S MIND – by Donkey Hote

            Recently Nancy Pelono was seen as a guest on Rude Paul’s show that is on some PLUS online outlet.  Rude Paul is probably the most famous drag queen in America.  And I do have to be honest, he does look way better as a woman than he does as a man.  It is not so much the fact that Nancy went on his show that bugs people; it is rather, what she said on the show that bugs people.  She went on the show to pander to the 1% of .01% of our civilization.  She has the nerve to say, “How proud we all are of you.  Your freedom to express yourself in drag is what America is all about.”  Just who does she think “we all” are?  WE THE PEOPLE are not proud of drag queens, we are proud of people who go to war, the wars that our politicians get our country into.  We are proud to be Americans, we are proud of people that go to work every day to earn a living (a wage) in order to support their family.  We are proud of policemen and firemen who go to work and rush into danger in order to save lives of innocent people.  Those are the types of people that WE THE PEOPLE are proud of, Nancy.

            Perhaps the reason why Nancy felt so home on stage with Paul and associates is because she too looks like a drag queen?  Nancy should be more concerned about the bear market and our sinking economy (which she has helped create) than she is with men dressed up like women.  Nancy is so full of caca that she feels right at home on the sidewalks of San Francisco.

            However, when there was a photo shoot of Nancy with the family of a new Hispanic woman who was recently voted into Congress, Nancy may have shown her true feelings about “the children” she is always using to get support or money for her causes.  The girl was standing on Nancy’s right side and she elbowed the girl to nudge over.  Nancy said that she was just trying to make sure that the girl was in the photo and not obscured by her.  But how do we know that Nancy was not afraid that the child would obscure Nancy, or maybe she was worried the girl would give her the coronavirust (as nobody was wearing a mask)?

            It is also Nancy’s dream to spend tons of tax payer’s money to refurbish bathrooms at the Capitol – so that there will not only be bathrooms for men and women, but a third bathroom for transgendered people and gay folk.  This means that the bathrooms will remain spotless – due to lack of use by 1% and 3% of society.  Yet, Nancy probably is going to use those bathrooms herself because they will be the cleanest ones on the Hill.  She’s not fooling anyone!  Nancy is so high that she feels right at home on the sidewalks of San Francisco.

            However, there are other Dummycrats following her lead, like Michigan’s Athorney General, Dana Nessel.  She said on June 15, 2022, that she wants “a drag queen for every school.”  It is not part of her job description to supply every school with a man in drag! 

            But, perhaps the reason why the Dummycrats are so PROUD of only 1% and 3% of U.S. civilians is because they cannot be proud of anything they have done since January 2021 (except to try and impeach President Trumpet).  The fact is that they hate most U.S. citizens, and that is why they try to separate us all by putting us into certain classifications of colors, sexes, and political affiliations (a communistic practice).  It seems that they cannot comprehend the fact that U.S. spells US – as in all of us as ONE.  WE THE PEOPLE ARE ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!

MONTEZUMA JANE’S REVENGE – by Sorta DePends

            There is a new domestic terrorist group named Montezuma Jane’s Revenge.  However, this group is not being looked into or even mentioned by the Left, the mainstream media, or the Dummycratic politicians – because – Montezuma Jane’s Revenge is on the Left’s side.  Montezuma Jane’s Revenge is a terrorist group giving grief to pro-life places (which include churches).  They have caused over fifty violent attacks since the Supreme Court leak, so far Athorney General Garlic Merryland has made zero arrests and there are zero suspects.  But like Antifa, how can you arrest something that is just “an idea”?   

            The Left is totally ignoring the violence being committed by people rioting in the streets, about Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water, protesters breaking federal law by going to Supreme Court Justices’ homes (schools and churches) and Montezuma Jane’s Revenge while their entire focus is on what happened on January 6, 2021!  Talk about tunnel vision.  And that tunnel vision is getting really low ratings!

            There is the question as to where the anarchists of Montezuma Jane’s Revenge get their shady money from?  My bet is they get it from George Soreass.  But they also could be getting funds from the DNC.  What Montezuma Jane’s Revenge is doing is against the federal law, but they will not be punished, the Left just turn their heads away from the whole thing pretending the violence did not ever happen.

            The terrorist group wrote letters to their targets of pro-life groups ordering them to “close their doors”.  They gave them thirty days to do so, and when those thirty days expired, like a bad can of tuna fish, they threatened them with up and coming violence.  We shall see if they keep up their promises.  I hope that they do not keep their promises.

UPDATE:  It seems as if the FBI may be involved locally in some of the crime scene investigations.  We will see if anything evolves from it.

PIZZA D. HUTT SUT RALSTON ON THE RIVERA – by Noah Comprendo

            It seems as the Pizza D. Hutt restaurant chain is now woke and is all in on teaching little children about cross dressing, as the Hutts now promote (give out) a book called Big Wig.  Too bad the book is not called Big Whig; the children might actually learn some American history instead of being brainwashed into thinking that most men in the world secretly dress up like women!  Pizza D. Hutt should instead promote Matt Walsh’s new program What Is A Woman?

BIDEN ARMS OUR MILITARY WITH PRONOUNS – by Hershey Himhe Uswee

            It is not important to arm our military cadets with war strategy! No, what is important is to arm them with modernized “pronoun” usage and with critical rage theory.  That’s right, it is more important for Joe Biden and his military general and admiral jerks to weaken our armed forces with CRT then it is to give our military personnel an understanding of being united as one cohesive unit when going out in the world to do battle.  They want to make “whiteness” of importance instead of fascism or communism, or people who just don’t do the right thing (because they are evil).  Why do they want to shame our young folk who want to protect our country?  This is called misplaced loyalties.  They are undermining the strength of our country as they have already forced out 700 people serving in our military.  I wonder how many of the 700 are white?

            Yet, the government is fortifying their own burrowcratic offices.  Why is it that the Internal Revenue Services has purchased $725,000 in bullets?  How come other government departments are doing the same?  There can only be two reasons.  Reason #1 – the government is planning on taking over the U.S.A like Hitler took over Germany – and they do not want regular people to be able to use their guns (because they are unable to purchase any ammunition – none available).  They government be armed, we won’t be armed.  Reason #2 – the government is going to use guns to steal from you and to force you out of your homes.  But the real reason is it is the easiest way to disarm Americans.  Taking your ammo is way easier than doing away with the Second Amendment.  You can own all the guns you want, but you will not be able to get your hands on any ammo!

            A Navy program which talks about “pronouns” was aired on Gutfelt! in June.  The following is word for word what was spoken.  For the man I will use the pronoun of HE and for the woman I will use the pronoun of SHE and hope that I am correct!

HE:  Using the right pronouns is a really simple way to affirm someone’s identity.  It is a signal of acceptance and respect.

SHE:  If it’s a signal of acceptance and respect how do we go about creating a safe space for everybody?

GUTFELT:  I’m sorry, but the only space you should be concerned with being safe is America.   That’s the military’s mission.  It’s not your feelings, it’s our security; but still I bet it was a good question.

HE:  That’s a good question.  A really good way to do that is to use inclusive language.  Instead of using something like, “Hey, you guys” you can say, “Hey, everybody” or “Hey, team”.

SHE:  Yeah, now that you say that, another way that we can show that we’re allies and we can accept everybody is maybe include our pronouns in our e-mails or like we just did, introduce ourselves using our pronouns [this portion of the show was not aired on Gutfelt! so I do not know what pronouns they actually use].

GUTFELT:  Augh, this is a cult. To show that we’re allies?  You mean like England?  I mean, you guys work together, that means you’re already allies, unless you are saying you aren’t allies until you accept my pronoun?  God forbid I misgender someone!

HE:  But what must I do if I misgender someone?  [I do not think misgender is even a real word – at least it does not exist according to my spell check.  Is my spell check in need of CRT?  Should misgender be mrgender instead?]

SHE:  I think the first thing to recognize is that it’s not the end of the world.

GUTFELT:  Few!  Thank God for that!  You know what would be the end of the world?  Triggering a nuclear missile and causing World War III.  Maybe concentrate on that stuff!  So do you correct yourself and move on?

SHE:  You correct yourself and move on, or you accept the correction and move on.  The most important thing I can tell you is do not put the burden of making you feel good about your mistake on the person you just misgendered.  [How in the world would you be able to pull off such a feat in the first place?  I totally do not understand what she said.]

HE:  Oh, thank you for telling me that [even though he does not understand what she said either].

GUTFELT:  So, somewhere there’s a general in China thinking, “This is going to be easier than I thought.”

PLEASE PASS FART-HER DOWN THE BUS – by Angus McSpreading

            “What is the United Nations?” asked a wee young lad.

            “It’s where nations turn in trouble,” said his dad.  “When one nation all alone decides it can do nothing.  So that’s when the United Nations meet and decide that nothing can be done.”

            The lad said, “You see different politicians on TV every night.  Some say this; some say that, they can’t all be right.  Some say this is so, some say that the opposite applies.  Now how is a wee one to know who is telling lies?”

            His dad said, “There’s one sure method, way beyond and proven.  Watch their faces, you’ll see, the one who’s telling lies is the one whose lips are movin’.”

            A soldier sat in the army jail and his mother had brought him a puddin’.

            “You can’t bring that in here,” said the Sargent even though it was a good on’

            And he saw the look in the mother’s eye and he knew she was feeling hot, so he did a thing he thought he would never do…He helped a soldier to dessert.

CONGRESS WOMAN CORY BUSHED – by Crocodile Tears Dundee

            As mentioned earlier on, Cory Bushed was crying fake tears over Officer Edward’s testimony on June 9^th’s show trial.  But I had to mention it again, because that is my area of expertise.  I find it appalling (and Rude Paul too) that she said what she did when she is totally against police.  She is the one who kept saying, “Defund the police and abolish the police”!  Yet, she has her own private cops protecting her at all times, and she thinks it is okay to have police force at the Capitol protecting Congress and personnel.  She really is whack-a-doodle-doo!

BARRACK INSANE OBUMMER HORDING GAS – by Aunt Acid

            President Barrack Insane Obummer has spent $75,000 to put a 2500 gallon propane tank onto his property in Martha’s Vineyard, which is by the sea side.  Why is he going propane instead of using windmills or solar paneling?  HUM….  Does he plan on going off the grid?  Does he believe that Joe Biden will bring about the end times?  Does Obummer have the right to store all that propane when others around the world will be needing help?  Will he share in times of need? 

RACHEL RADON GAS LEAKS – by Patty DePends (Sorta’s sister)

            I was totally surprised and amazed when MTNBC’s Rachel Radon was actually complaining about the price of gasoline.  Wow!  I guess maybe she does not have an electric car, and she is seeing what a lousy job Joe Biden is really doing and how it is affecting her personal life and those she cares about.

SEATTLE PAYS CRIMINALLY INSANE – by Inda Kit Chen

            Tax payers of Seattle, Washingbrains, are paying an insane man $250 per week.  The reason why Alexander Jay gets this money is because a judge judged it this way.  It was all because there were no spots open in any of Seattle’s homes for the mildly insane.  An opening is supposed to open up in August of this year.  When he gets his spot in a home then he will no longer receive any money.  Alexander, the Jay bird, has a rap sheet going back 20 years.  In the meantime, mad man, Alexander, gets to continue stabbing women at the bus station and pushing 62 year old women down concrete stairs at the train station like he did in March 2022.  He was arrested for these two crimes, but, he was only sentenced to receive $250 per day for each day he does not get mental health treatment.  Instead of holding him behind bars, the state of Washingbrains ordered him to be held in a mental health facility.  The total amount that tax payers will shell out, if he does get committed in August, is around $17 thousand dollars.

            Perhaps the people in charge of the government of Washingbrains are the ones who are really crazy, or at least the judges.  A judge appointed by President B. O., Ninny Rosentinkle, has decided that a criminal man in prison, now calling himself Christinas Iglesias, will be able to have tax payers pay the bill for Christinas’ sex change operation.  Christinas, a terrorist, has been in lock up for years.  He mailed fake anthrax powder to the British government, and he sent death threats to federal judges.  He is to be released from prison in 2023, but first he wants his sex change before he is released.  This way, the tab for his medical bill is on the tax payer – he gets it for FREE (Is this right?).  Christinas is a bit nuts, because, he thinks that his genitalia are as malignant as tumors from cancer.  He is wrong, because, cancerous tumors supposedly lead to death but the scrotum and penis supposedly lead to life.  Unless you are willing to concede that material birth is really death.

            Elsewhere in another prison somewhere, there is another male prisoner – in jail for life + 38 years – who wants to become a woman on the tax payer’s dime.  This man is not a nice guy yet he thinks that he has a right to change his sex.  Excuse me, but since when do prisoners have rights?  I say, part of his punishment is to keep him in his male body for the rest of his life + 38 years.

            Yet, there is some good news for female swimmers.  A new rule has been set for female swimming competitions.  In order for a male who has transformed into a female to compete in any female swimming competitions they must undergo treatments before the age of twelve, where they no longer have any male swimmers.  This new ruling is based upon a biological reason – that males after twelve years of age have the male advantage (mussels, mollusks, and starfish) to where they are physically stronger and bigger than females – so they have an advantage over the women to where there is no way that they can win in the competition.  However, this is somewhat worrisome to young boys.  What if a boy thinks he wants to transition but that is only something built up in his imagination by his public school educators?  What if he only THINKS he is a girl in a boy’s body so he undergoes treatment, and then after becoming female he/she wants to go back to being male?  Can the once boy swimmer turned girl swimmer get her boy swimmers back?

LAST MONTH IT WAS BABY FORMULA THIS MONTH IT IS FEMININE PRODUCTS – by Jonathan Togo Bonkers

            Being that I am a man, this is a topic that I really did not want to touch, however, I drew the short straw – so, here I am wearing my CSI gloves!  This is really a bloody mess; that women are having no feminine products to purchase for their special time of the month.  And on top of that, women still are not able to get the baby formula they need to feed their children.  This really does seem to be a war on women.  I suppose that if all those men, who now can menstruate (according to the Libs, Progressives, and Marxists), would stop purchasing the pads and tampons for themselves, that there would be more supply for the women!  What’s that?  Men really do not do such things because they are men and have no eggs in their bodies?  But, they (the government?) do now supply men’s bathrooms with tampons, so men may see women creeping into their area of relief.  The question remains, “Will women have to go back to using rags?”  Maybe they will have to wear DePends!  I guess it all depends upon the supply chain issue.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BORDER PATROL HORSEMEN? – by Emma Skew Lenity

            Remember way back in September 2021 how many Haitians were trying to come into our country illegally so the border patrol had their horsemen at the river’s edge trying to keep the migrants from coming into our country?  The agents were actually doing the job they were hired to do!  But those crazy Leftists saw an opportunity to lie about what was going on, in order to try and change the story from illegal aliens flood into America to Border Patrolmen are worse than slave owners ever were!  That’s right, Harris, Waters, Biden, and Myjerkass (who changed his original take on what happened in order to lie and side with his boss) all lied about what was going on.  They said that the horse reigns were really whips being used to whip the black Haitians.  Biden promised to punish these men, he did not care that they were hardworking, honest men, who were just doing their jobs.

            Well, guess what, Biden still plans on punishing these horsemen, even though they were found innocent, they did no wrong!  The department of Homeland Non-Security (and Myjerkass) is preparing to discipline the agents with administrative violations.  These men can lose their jobs even though they are innocent (some of them are probably Hispanic too).

HENRY PRINCE WINS UNDERTAKER OF THE YEAR AWARD (on Columbo many years ago) – by Regis Mortes

            The following ditties were on an old episode of Columbo, with Peter Flock, where Secret Agent Man (Number Six) portrayed an undertaker.  During the episode the guest star’s character won the man of the year award by all the local mortuary people.  This made me wonder if such an event would take place, then I said, “In California, of course they would do such silly things.”  So the following is what the piano player in the bar sang to Henry Prince, the man of the year.

RED FLAG LAWS MAKES BULL IN CHINA SHOP MAD – by Peter Gunn

            New gun legislation was passed by the Senate in June, right before the Supreme Court canceled Row D. Boat versus Wading Indy Water.  Stupid Republican Senators voted for the legislation on guns.  Who were these traitors to the Second Amendment?  They were Corny Cornyn (TX), Mitchum Deoderant McConnel (KY), Millis Tillis (NC), (female) Susan Jackie Collins (ME), Linseedoil Graham Crackers (SC), Notdavid Cassidy (LA), Notsharpbut Blunt (MO), Burr Itscoldoutside (NC), Mitten Romney (UT), D. Portman (OH), (female) Chief Capito (NV), (female) N. Ernst (IA), (female) Murcowski Downsloap (AK), and Notso Young (IN).  These Senators should be ashamed of themselves for voting with the Dummycrats on this issue, especially when the Bill set forth by Senators Ted Cruising Along and Borassol is way better!

            And speaking of bulls in a China shop on Wall Street and Fifth of Whiskey, on June 23, 2022, the Supreme Court did away with New Yorkso’s gun law which restricted people from wearing concealed fire arms.  What this means is that the people of New York are now able to carry guns, if legally registered to do so.  This means that crime may go down if criminals think that people on the street may have their own guns, and they are able to NOW protect themselves from them, the gangsters, crooks, murderers, etc.  But the new Mayor of New York City is worried about New York being like the wild, Wild West!  To be honest, I like the wild, Wild West, I liked the TV show The Wild, Wild West too (not so much the movie).  I even like Bret Maverick, Bat Masterson, Cheyenne, Rifleman, The Big Valley, Sugarfoot, and all those other cowboy shows.  Give me the morality behind the Lone Ranger over Moo York Mayor Adams Apple any day of the week!

ASHLEY BIDEN’S DIARY – by Devin N. Starr

            The Daily Mail reported on Ashley Biden, Joe’s daughter, and some words she wrote in her diary.  “I remember having sex with friends at a young age and showers with my dad (probably not appropriate).”  She says, “Probably not appropriate”?  I would say most definitely not appropriate.  This whole family seems to have sex issues, probably due to dear old dad!

            Daughter Ashely was financially broke and out of rehab, so she checked herself into a halfway house.  When she left the joint she also left behind her private diary where it was found (not stolen).  Like Hunted’s laptop, Joe wants his daughter’s diary to be Russian propaganda. 

            When I was a child and throughout my whole life, the one thing my dad did not want me to ever see was his private areas.  He made sure that he kept himself covered around his children.  Too bad pedophile Joe did not feel the same, maybe his children would have grown up being more adjusted instead of becoming mallardjusted.

DOJ DROPS ANTIFA CHARGES LIKE FLASHER DROPS TROUSERS – by Sunny Moon

            Joe Biden’s DOJ has dropped 79 federal assault charges for the 2020 Antifa rioters in Portland.  These assaults were made on policemen.  This is just a few of the offenders:

Christian Burpsup – threw a large rock at a federal officer’s head

Skylar Red Ryder (nickname Penguin) – stabbed a cop with an umbrella

Nathan Underdog Yellow Snow – smashed a federal officer in the face with a shield

Sabastian Dobar (him from society) – assaulted a federal officer

Evan Lewis Crackpipe, self-named himself as a Korean anarchist – violently attacked an officer

            These Antifa punks get away with it because they are an idea; they are drenched in Liberal privilege.  Garlic Maryland really needs to leave office, but Biden would probably appoint someone just as corrupt and stinky as Garlic is. 

BIDEN BANS NICOTINE – by Nicky Sigs

            That’s right; the war on cigarettes is not over.  First they put the highest taxes on cigarettes that they possibly can, and now Joe Biden wants to take away a portion of the nicotine in them in order to make them less addictive.  If you ask me he should figure out a way to get rid of the smoke instead of the nicotine!  Oh wait, he doesn’t need to do that, it’s already been done with e-cigs!  It is the tar and smoke that makes cigarettes dangerous.  But the Left (and Biden) also happens to be after the JEWEL vaping e-cig company; they are actually singling JEWEL out and going to war with them.  What about chewing tobacco?  He forgot about that one, how do you reduce the nicotine in chewing tobacco?  Is Biden going to make half the can be mixed up with bubble gum?

            Look, I will be honest, I do not like cigarette smoke so the vaping apparatus system seems to be an answer to all the smoke, but the government (along with the Food on Drugs Administration) does not care about that, they only care that they can control stuff in our lives.  And the real reason why the e-cig companies are in trouble is because they do not have any lobbyists in Washington Dot Com.  I do not smoke; I never will smoke, so all of this really does not affect me.  However, I say fair is fair and Biden is not being fair here.  But he has not been fair to any of us since January 20, 2021.  I also find it hypocritical that he is making it possible for drug addicts to get free crack pipes!  What does Hunted Biden think about all of this?  On one hand, he will not get as big of buzz off his cigarettes yet he can smoke all the crack he wants with Daddy’s free pipes.

            I bet President Obummer is not happy with his old Veep!  Obummer likes to smoke cigarettes; he may not like losing out on the nicotine he is used to having.  Or maybe he can stockpile cigarettes like he is his gas?

CLIMATE CZAR JOHN FERRY – by Jett Trails

            John Ferry, Biden’s climate czar (or communistic comrade), flies all over the world in his own private jet warning (so he pretends to do) people about climate change and how it is effecting the world – so we all must do something.  If the man really cared about air pollution wouldn’t he ZOOM call everybody instead of flying to see them?  We think so!  According to an International Energy Agency press release on March 3, 2022, under Ferry’s watch “Global CO2 emissions rebounded to their highest level in history in 2021”.  So he’s doing a real crack up bang job!  NOT!!! 

            What is John Ferry’s salary?  How much is he getting paid to fly all over the world?  What he is really doing is meeting in secret with government leaders around the world to gain favor, just like how Hunted Biden and Ferry’s stepson (a Heinz) got favor working for a GAS company in Uke-rang!  Remember that, John?  Of course you do. 

            Everything that the globalists tell you about climate change is a big fat lie.  Biden lies constantly, he does not know how to speak the truth, and the people who pull his strings also lie and make him lie.  But the fact that John Ferry does all that he does is enough to make me to never uses Heinz ketchup or other condiments they make ever again.  There are other brands out there.  Ferry’s wife (a Heinz) has ties to China, so yeah; he cannot be objective where China is even concerned.  And China is more of an air polluter than America is.

SUPREME COURT DECISION ON ABORTION – by John Henry

            On June 24, 2022, the Supreme Court made the decision to return abortion rights and abortion decisions to the fifty states, as it should be.  Abortion should never have been in the hands of the Feds, because the Feds have butterfingers.  Of course, all the Dummycrats are against this decision.  Joe Biden spoke after the decision was made crying crocodile tears (sorry Dundee) about how the Supreme Court did us all wrong.  What they did goes against Democracy.  The Court only went against his idea of what Democracy is (his idea of Democracy is actually communism).  He promises to try and get Congress to do something to turn their ruling.  In other words, the Supreme Court is not so supreme after all (at least in his mind).

DOG SHOW WINNER – by Ralph Barker

            This year’s annual dog show was held in June.  And the winner happens to be a bloodhound.  The dog’s name is Trumpet.  I am sure that President Trumpet is most happy with the winner!

CHRIS BUD LIGHT CLEANS HOUSE – by R. U. Kidding

            ZNN’s new head man (or chief), Chris Bud Light is making new changes at ZNN.  He is probably going to fire Brian Seltzer (for sure) and Jimmy De’Accoster.  The question is, will these types of people, knowing that they are about to lose their jobs, move closer to the Center and away from the EXTREME LEFT?

            Don Pucker-Faced Lemon is even beginning to speak out against Biden running for president in 2024.  So are other news people.  Is this because of their new chief’s policies, or is it because the 2022 election is coming up and they want more votes to come their way?

            Chris Bud Light has finally banned coining a phrase.  The reporters are no longer allowed to say, “the big lie”.  What is “the big lie”?  See below, what is on Leakipeedia…

            From this blurb, you can see why Chris Bud Light does not want his employees to continue the use of these three words, they certainly are not the “Three Little Words” (I Love You) from the old song I sang as a child!  I do take offence at the third paragraph in the article.  “In the 21^st century, the term has been applied to attempts to overturn the result of the 2020 U.S. presidential election by Donald Trumpet and his allies, specifically the false claim that the election was stolen through massive voter and electoral fraud.  The scale of the claims resulted in Trumpet supporters attacking the U.S. Capitol.”  First of all, who says that the election being stolen through massive voter and electoral fraud is a false claim?  Who is it that is trying to convince you of this?  Then Leakipeedia tries to convince its readers that it actually was Trumpet supporters who attacked the U.S. Capitol.  Again, there is no proof of this.  The Kangaroo Congress Committee has yet to prove anything of the kind.  They have not probed deeply into what really took place that day, they have not allowed a defense to be presented, they have only show cased lies and distorted the truth.  Why has not Nancy Pelono been investigated on her misdeeds for that day?  Where is the probe into the FBI’s agents egging people on to do harmful deeds?  Why has not a REAL investigation taken place in regards to the murder of Ashley Babette?  How come that cop has not had to face a court proceeding?  HE COMMITTED MURDER!!!  Even the words “the scale of claims” is bogus, as it actually means nothing, the article provides no proof of what this scale of claims actually are!  So this article is actually buying into “the big lie” and wanting you to believe it. 

            The press, by using these three words, is trying to compare President Trumpet, once more, to Adolf Hitler – one of the most evil men to ever walk on earth.

            The last paragraph is true, however (and they know it is true).  So do all the people who repeat the phrase on air (the reporters and bogus journalists).  Constant repetition is important in the methods of brain washing and putting forth their propaganda (State TV).  They learned it from Der Fuhrer (the chief) himself!  The Kangaroo Congress Committee knows this too, and they are really the ones who are pushing for “the big lie” when they say that the 2020 election was on the up and up, and that Joe Biden won – when it has been proven that the Dummycrats cheated with the use of mail-in ballots?  Don’t forget that all the dead people who voted in the 2020 election voted for Joe Biden, not one of the dead people voted for President Trumpet.  Is that not suspicious to anyone?  And remember all those people who actually voted in two different states?  Nope, there were too many suspicious things going on in 2020 not to think that the election was on the up and up.  I do not blame President Trump for thinking that something was going on, nor do I blame his supporters.  You know who I do blame?  I blame the people who cheated in the election!  And more than anything, I blame Joe Biden for everything bad and evil that has taken place since January 20, 2021.  If he can blame us we most definitely can blame him, because he IS the ROOT OF THE PROBLEM.

THIS GIGALO GANDER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY — ZNN, THE MOST BUSTED NAME IN NEWS!!!

            Because ZNN is under new management, and they will no longer sponsor us, this will be the last Gigalo Gander.  It has had a good run, thirteen lucky months.  We will miss you all a lot, but I think that you will miss us too, because we are constantly moving around.  It’s hard to hit a moving target!

            The main reason why I am ending the GG is because I am just so frustrated with everything in the world, that it is hard to even be satirical anymore.  The Left just sucks, because they do suck, all the good will out of people, all the happiness, all the caring about what is going to happen to the greatest country in the world (to God’s country).  Who would have thought that the communists would really win the cold war, they are winning in Uke-rang (after we sent them weapons using millions of tax payer’s money), the communists are winning on Wall Street and Fifth of Whiskey, the communists are taking over Congress, just look at all the traitor Republicans who just voted for the red flag laws (in regards to guns) on June 22 (I think it was), just look at how the law is applied unfairly – if you are not a Leftist you get punished and double down punished!  If you are a Leftist and do wrong you are not punished at all.  What is wrong with Mitchum McConnel, Mitten Romney, two faced Linseedoil Graham Cracker, and the other Republicans who betrayed the U.S.A. and the Second Amendment Rights? 

            Their gun registration laws are okay only because you will not be able to buy any ammunition for the guns you finally do buy, because the U.S. government agencies, like the I.R.S., are purchasing up all the ammunition so you can’t have it.  It is a very smart move on their part, to have these government agencies purchasing all the ammunition up – and you will not be able to get any of it.  This means that their army against WE THE PEOPLE will be armed with ammo – but you won’t be.  You’ll be forced to use knives, your fists, or perhaps Tasers when the second Civil War begins in this country.

            Well, I hope that the House gains more Republican seats in the fall election and that the traitors in the Republican Party are voted out.  I also hope that Nancy Pelono loses her race, but I doubt that she will (because she is a real racist – maybe her husband is also a racist when he drives his car, thus he crashes?).  I really hope that she will lose her position as Speaker of the House, even though I am not sure that I want Kevin McCarthy to have the job.  Maybe it is time that she retires along with Shoemurr and McConnel!

            Well, que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be.  The future’s not ours to see, you see?  So, que sera, sera and hasta Las Vegas (especially to the CSI guys, I mean CSI team)!

– Gigolo Joe

GIGALO GANDER – November 2021

THE GIGALO GANDER

The WORD of the Month – MULTICULTURAL  –  by, Word Play 

            According to Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary “multicultural” means:  “of, relating to, or designed for a combination of several distinct cultures”.  “Multi” means “1:  a: many:  multiple:  much   b:  more than two   c: more than one   2:  many times over” (Ibid).         

            The word cultural comes from culture, which means (in this case):  “1:  the act of developing the intellect and moral faculties, esp. by education” (Ibid).  Actually, culture means a lot of stuff, look it up for yourself – I’m lazy!

BIGOTS AT ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY – by Gettah Dictionary

            In September, at Arizona State University, in the Multicultural Center, two young gentlemen were studying (in the study hall).  One of them had a sticker on his computer which was in support of police.  These two white male students were accosted by two black women telling them that they had to leave because they were not supposed to be there, being that they are white, and that the Multicultural Center was not meant for them.  Since they stood for police lives then they were prejudice and must leave. 

            It turns out, however, that one of the women, named Sarah, had a PHD (I believe she was a graduate student; okay, I agree, this is highly questionable) from ASU going to believe this type of behavior?  Sarah Doctor-Inda-House is also a member of the Marxist Black Lives Mutter group and with the Ford Foundation Fellow charity (which tries to push social justice on college campuses).  FFF (for short) is a cancer on American society and it is tax exempt!  FFF (or Triple F) uses their tax exempt donations, hundreds of billions of dollars, to fund critical race theory (racism) and teaches six year olds to cast off their gender.  Last year she was arrested for assault (n’ pepper) of a police officer.  Hey, Biden, why not tax FFF or seize their money?  You can give it to people who have lost and suffered due to the Ford Foundation Fellow and these types of groups!

            The Multicultural Center is a study hall which has not been designated for the marginalized.  This woman, named Sarah Yew-All-Back, is STUPID, and I will tell you why.  First of all, she must not know, or understand, what multicultural means!  It means “multiple (as in many) cultures”.  So if the Multicultural Center is meant to house multiple cultures then it means that ALL races (and ALL colors of people) are allowed to study in the study hall!

UCLA WHEN THE SMOG LIFTS PROFESSOR SUSPENDED – by Gigolo Joe

            UCLA, when you’re sober, suspended one of its GOOD professors after he quoted Martin Luther King talking on the subject of being color blind.  Really, that’s it?  I remember when Bernard Twitchet got suspended in high school after hanging a poster commenting on a certain teacher’s butt.  I told him not to put the poster up, but he did not want to listen to me.

GOVERNOR-REVEREND KATHY HUCHEW– by Reverend Silly Billy Gramcracker

            After Governor Andrew Coma resigned his position, a crazy woman, Kathy Huchew (God bless you), took over his job (temporarily).  She not only is running the state of New York she is running her mouth off as some religious fanatic for the Church of Coronavirust! 

            In one of her sermons she claimed that Jesus Christ and God wanted people to be vaccinated!  What a quack she is, and a liar.  You being vaccinated with material medicine goes against God (who is incorporeal, has no material body) and it is the total opposite of Christ Jesus’ healing method.

            The same power which heals sin heals also sickness.  This is “the beauty of holiness,” that when [the Christ] Truth [which is God] heals the sick, it casts out evils, and when [the Christ] Truth casts out the evil called disease, it heals the sick.  When Christ [presented to mankind by Jesus] cast out the devil of dumbness, “it came to pass, when the devil was gone out, the dumb spake.”  There is to-day danger of repeating the offence of the Jews by limiting the Holy One of Israel [God] and asking:  “Can God furnish a table in the wilderness?”  What cannot God do?

            It has been said, and truly, that Christianity must be [divine] Science [not physical science], and Science [not physical science] must be Christianity, else one or the other is false and useless; but neither is unimportant or untrue, and they are alike in demonstration.  This proves the one to be identical with the other.  Christianity as Jesus taught it was not a creed, nor a system of ceremonies, nor a special gift from a ritualistic Jehovah; but it was the demonstration of divine Love casting out error and healing the sick, not merely in the name of Christ, or Truth, but in demonstration of Truth, as must be the case in the cycles of divine light.

            These are the words written on page 135 of SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES, by Mary Baker Eddy [my interpolations are given in this type of brackets].  Mary Baker Eddy is the Leader, the Discoverer, and the Founder of Christian Science – God’s Science.  So, nobody has been following God’s Science, unless they practice Christian Science.

            Jesus did not use any type of medicine to heal anyone or anybody.  He demonstrated God’s Truth, which is Christian Science.  Do not be fooled by your material government, their Dr. Faust, or by the media on this point – sin, sickness, disease and death are healed by the Christ-Truth (which is Christian Science) because sin, sickness, disease, and death are error not reality.

D.C. Comics follows Wash Dem Clothes and makes Jonathan Kent’s SUPERMAN Supergay – by Gigolo Joe

            My Gigolo Gander, back in the 1980’s was ahead of the pack.  We ran a story about super hero Geoffrey Man, whose secret identity was Vickie Valley Girl.  Needless to ask, but I am going to anyway, why does the comic company need to go in this direction?  Why can’t they just have Jonathan Kent, son of Clark Kent, be a nice heterosexual?  If they want a character to be gay or transsexual or whatever else there is today to be – then why don’t they just invent a new super hero instead of ruining the old ones?  The CW’s TV series Superman and Lois, or is it Lois and Superman, has Jonathan being interested in a young girl.  Look, I am not against homosexuals, I have family members who prefer same sex mates, however, I do not like the fact that every time you turn around this stuff is happening on TV, the viewers are being forced to watch this type of sexual behavior (people are being desensitized or perhaps being brainwashed into accepting homosexual behavior).  So I don’t watch it, I turn my head away and mute the channel or I fast forward over the sex stuff.  Even the newest series for the Power Rangers has fallen into this trap.  I just do not want to see men kissing men, women kissing women, boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, men kissing women, boys kissing girls.  As far as I am concerned you can cut out all kissing and love making and I would be perfectly happy with that.  I am interested in the plot line or story; I am not interested in seeing sexual displays of affection.

THE 4400 – BLACK CAST – by Vi S. Ett

            The CW Network aired their new show, The 4400,in October.  It is a remake of the USA Network show (with the same title) from 2001 a space odyssey.  Give me the old show over the new show.  I will tell you why – I recognized and liked people in the original show!  I did not see one person on the first episode of the black cast version that I even recognized.  I even met, in person, two of the people in the original show, so give me the old show over the new!

            What was it I really did not like about the new show?  The old rehashed stuff about how black people have been so mistreated in the USA.  Yes, we all have been educated on the issue, so move on! 

            I too am in agreement with our Idiotor, G. G., I did not like, never do like, the heterosexual sex stuff (this was seen at the beginning of the episode) and the lesbian stuff that, fortunately, did not get into the bedroom (but I still do not want to see it).  I also did not like the stereotyped (by today’s WOKE jerks) white policemen who were not nice people (two of them were depicted in the first episode, one incident was a flash back to the past – not sure what year it was supposed to be as they did not say).  HOW PREDICTABLE CAN THE SCRIPT WRITERS BE?

            The 4400 returnees were supposed to be from all over the world, all from different times, and returned back to this year – 2021; yet we were only introduced to U.S.A. returnees.  Maybe in future episodes we will meet some non-American citizens?  What I thought was odd, was that coronavirust was sort of only a backdrop type of thing in the story.  People were seen wearing masks and they put up Plexiglas dividers for their interviews.  Yet nobody from the White House was there to demand that the returnees all get their vaccination shots!  How unrealistic can they be?  Also, none of the returnees even seemed to know about the coronavirust.  None of them mentioned it at all, nor were they told about it, as far as we know.  Just what would their reaction have been to have heard about such stupid things taking place in 2021?  They would all have thought they had died and gone to hell (specifically, hell’s insane asylum).

            It was more important that the script writers having a white police guard make an ass out of himself by making the black woman, who was singing and playing the piano, STOP what she was doing!  (In reality the producers probably did not want to pay for the whole copyright on the song being played.)  This woman had returned with a special power.  Her power is that she is able to heal herself.  Maybe they will use her as a cure for the coronavirust?  No, they would not do that it would be too easy; the medical people would probably make no money from it either.  The whole reason why hydroxychloroquine has been given a bad rep, as has other drugs that work on coronavirust in the early stages of the disease, and why it was pulled from pharmacies is because it is too cheap of a medicine, and the vaccine companies want to make millions, if not billions, of dollars from their not so long lasting vaccinations.  Instead they will just mandate that the woman be vaccinated.  The good thing for the woman is the poison (which is whatever is in the vaccination that causes people to get sick) from the vaccinations would not hurt her in anyway.

            My question is, “Will the 4400 even need to be vaccinated since they are not working and they showed up in the U.S.A. without having any green cards, visa or Master Cards on them?”  One woman had a cell phone but the people in control (DHS or police) took it from her.  They refuse to give it back to her also.  I wonder if her cell phone is 2G or 5G?  If it is 2G it may not work.

            Yet, 4400 new returnees hardly seems like a drop in the bucket when you consider the millions of people from around the world who have come into the country since January 2021; all the Afghanistan people brought in by Biden (who have not even been vetted or ever could be vetted or even Eddy Vetted!  So yeah, what’s all the hub-bub about 4400 disappeared people returning to the year 2021?  All I have to say is that the aliens behind all of this (if they are aliens from outer space) must all be Socialistic-Democrats!  For sure the script writers are!

Disney – along with ABC – Turn Alt-Left – by Amanda Jean Turncoat

            Disney + is getting into the news business.  Why?  Disney is supposed to be for children, not for adults who watch news.  Why do they want to produce news programs especially when they are basically Marxist propaganda?  Take for instance, their special on the life of Doctor Anthony Faust!  The man is evil, yet they present him as a holy man.  Well, Disney is still into fantasy programming I guess.  (There are Faust Saint Candles that you can purchase over the internet.)

            It has been discovered that Dr. Faust’s NIH division shipped part of a $375,800 grant to a lab in Tunisia (home of Luke Skywalker).  The money was used to drug Beagle dogs, then lock their head is mesh cages filled with hungry sand flies so that the insects could eat the dogs alive.  White Coat Waste also cut the dog’s vocal cords so that the animals would not make any noise while being tortured to death.

            NIAID said, “The goal of the research was to determine if the experimental vaccine prevented the dogs from becoming infected in a natural setting.  Developing a vaccine to prevent leishmaniasis is an important research goal…”  The NIAID grant for this research ended in July of 2021.

            Now, with the help of George Stepsonallofus, Disney + is playing a program about the MI 6 agent named Steele, Christopher Steele (he is shaken not stirred).  Christopher is not James Bond, nor is he a man of steel; I have doubts that he is even a Christian.  He is, however, a liar.  The reason for the news program is not to promote Steele or his fictitious (fantasy) Dossier, no, it is to try and hurt President Trumpet again, just in case he may decide to run again in 2024.  Nothing in the report is true it was all made up by Hilarious Rotten Clinton.

The Matrix – by Dan Bungee-Jumper

            People all over the U.S.A. are taking the red pill and waking up.  They are no longer woke (under the influence of a blue pill).  They are now awake to see what the New One World Order of Communists is trying to pull off.  It is strange that in the actual movie – The Matrix – that it is the red pill that wakes Neo (which means “new”) up from believing in the matrix world, because red is for the Republicans, while blue is for the “woke” Democrats.

THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE GOES INTO SPACE – by Jeff Beezos (owner of Wash Po)

            Forget Captain James T. Berserk, forget the name William Shattered, think of the King of the Universe, a.k.a. Phillip Stone and the Big Giant Head (not a bathroom guys)!  Just think of that, the King of the Universe going into space with me, Jeff Beezos!  That’s right!  On October 13^th (lucky for me) I got to ride in my Big Giant Dick with the Big Giant Head up into space!  Even if it was for a short five minutes!

            Why is this so important?  Well, because, in 1996 I had a dream about a Ghost Museum.  I was investigating ghost sightings in the museum with a buddy of mine.  In my hand was an illustrated poem, and there was a drawing of a giant’s body sitting on a wooden chair.  The giant’s head was decapitated by the edge of the drawing.  In front of the giant’s body was the floating head of William Shattered! 

            I went to the information/ticket desk to tell the clerk that I had solved the problem of ghost sightings (being a rear screen projection window).  Well, I had to tell him that I liked the choice of the floating head in the illustration.  The man said, “I thought Shattered would be funny.”  This told me that he was the man behind making the decision to use William Shattered as the giant’s floating head.   The clerk was God!  I knew that would SHATTER your mind!

            Three years later I find out that William Shattered was going to be on Third Rock From the Sun as the Big Giant Head!  WOW!  Then I said to myself, I have to see that show.  However, I was supposed to go on a trip during that time (not on drugs you guys).  So I was at my in-laws home in Michigan when I noticed, on the day the show was to air, a magnet of Captain Berserk on the fridge.  The head was decapitated!  His was the only magnet of the Enterprise crew members who had lost his head.  I said, “Okay, God, I will try and see if I can watch the show tonight!” 

            So now you know why it means so much to me that I went up into space with the King of the Universe!  But I like the Big Giant Head much more because I am such a Big Giant Dick, like my space rocket is!

            After landing we were all outside the capsule tip.  Bill was thankful to me that I provided this opportunity for him.  He said, “I hope I never recover from this [feeling].”  We hugged each other.  I shall remember the day too, Bill!  After all October 13, 2021, is an important date to remember because the King of the Universe ascended to heaven.

Liar-in-Chief Runaway – by, Eye Noticed, did Hugh?

            Joe Crow Biden is at it again.  He lied about the numbers of employment; he tried to make it sound so much better than it is.  Plus, he is the reason why people are going to lose their jobs in the next couple of months, right before Christmas!  (Editor’s note:  It may be that the layoffs may be held off until after the holiday season.)  They are all going to lose their jobs because they know it is wrong for Joe to force the companies they work for into mandating (forcing) vaccination shots.  “No jab, no job!”  Besides being an authoritarian Joe Biden is a real drug pusher!  FOR SHAME!!!  To be honest, there is no federal law for vaccination mandates, but the corporations are following through on it anyway.   Why are they playing ball with Biden?  Why don’t they do what is best and allow medical exemptions?  Why is not natural immunity even being considered?

            Supply ships are backed up in the oceans waiting to dock so that they can be unloaded.  This means that there may be a shortage of toys for the tots (Cary-no-toys-at-all) as well as other supplies – like washing machines, dryers, cars, computers, etc.   His Secretary of Traveling Bobblehead Pete Buttijudge has done nothing about this problem.  In fact, he disappeared for two months to be on paternity leave (like he gave birth, I don’t think so)! 

            Biden is also not lifting one finger to keep drugs from pouring into this country over the southern border.  He seems clueless that more people are dying from drug overdoses than coronavirust!  FOR SHAME!!!

            The weekend before Columbus Day (not Indigestion Day), many people from Southwest-east airlines refused to come to work.  They called in with the flying pig flue!  Many flights were canceled.  Also in Jackass Ville, Florida, the air controlling building was not open for business, again, due to the flying pig flue!  Wow, Joe Crow, do you think maybe that the flying pig flue is way more dangerous to our economy than the coronavirust is?  I think so!  But the real danger to our economy is Joe!  His woman, Jen Psaki-in-the-mouth lied about the airline’s worker shortage being connected to coronavirust.  Other airlines are at least allowing exemptions for their employees, but not Southwest-east.  FOR SHAME!!!  Yet, there may be a change of heart by the man in charge of Southwest-east, maybe he has realized that he actually needs his workers?

            So mean Liar in Chief Runaway Joe Crow Hidein’-Biden is willing to have pilots (and other airline workers, and there are a lot of them), air controllers, nurses, doctors, firemen, policemen, military personnel, and many more important workers in our country be fired because they do not want to get a vaccination because of their own personal reasons.  Why should they be shot, just because Emperor Joepentine Biden says they must?  Biden was quick to claim that President Trumpet was an authoritarian president, or that President Trumpet was like Adolf Hitler, but it is Biden who is being an authoritarian and is more like Adolf Hitler.  EVERYTHING that man does is to hurt the United States of America.  His biggest success so far, since January 20^th, is in ruining the U.S.A.  Again, FOR SHAME!!!

CHUNG LEE CONFUSION

            What the Reft says, “If you all vaccinated you are no ronger in lisk of spleading coronavilust (a rie).  Yet, if you are unvaccinated you all a thleat to vaccinated people.  This is not rogical, but, it is social contlol.

            “Have an open mind but don’t let your brain’s fall out.” – Bazooka Joe

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of the month of November and near the end of December, then you are the Archer, more commonly known as Sagittarius.  Sagittarius is symbolized by a centaur (a horse and man mixture) with a blue bow and blue cross (no mention of a blue shield).  Sagittarius is a fire sign (Sizzlin’!), and is sexually dominated by Jupiter.  Sagittarius represents the perfect man in combination of animal and spiritual power and divine potential.  You have great driving power in a sports car.  You also provide great leadership to those who are living in the stable with you.  Do you like hay?  Do you like to play horse shoes?  Do you hit the bull’s eye each time you take a shot of whiskey?  Yes, I have a lot of questions and I have NO answers what so ever!

            Sagittarius people are generous to a fault; they would rather give presents in risk of going off their budget.  They are loving people, they love to talk!  They are usually very talkative people and are actually unaware of how much they hog the conversation, especially when they are with a Virgo.

            And now for your serious fortune:  This month you will be forced to go hunting with your bow and arrow because the price of meat is just way too high, thanks Biden!  What a maroon!

CHUNG LEE’S CONFUSION (again)

            Peopre on the Reft (the ones who all whack jobs) will tell you that Adolf Hitrer (the fascist Nazi reader) was against aboltion.  They all not telring you the tluth.  Adolf Hitrer was for abortion.

FACT:  One reason why some people are against the coronavirust vaccinations is that baby stem cells, from aborted babies, were used in the making of the vaccination medicine.

FACT:  The abortion motto is:  “My body, my choice.”  However, the DNA is different from a mother and an embryo baby under incubation.  So there is really not just one body but two.  What about the baby’s body and its choice?

“What does Joe Biden not know and when did he not know it?” – The Great Guttfelt

ANOTHER 1-6-21 GREEK TRAGEDY – by Plate-O

            Veteran Thomas Caldwell, and his wife were at the January 6^th rally.  They never entered the Capitol at all.  Yet, the FBI raided their home and treated them like dogs (rough, rough).  They grabbed Sharon Caldwell’s legs and dragged her through the grass.  The Caldwells own a farm, and their finances have been decimated by this unlawful treatment by US authorities.

            After the raid Thomas Caldwell was taken into custody and held for 49 days in solitary confinement.  The FBI claimed that he was an Oath Keepers commander, but he has no ties to this group.  Caldwell had never even heard of the Oath Keepers before, me either! 

            The Caldwells need your help.  Go to SAVEOURFARMVA.COM if you want to help them or give them a donation.

            This is a serious situation, and I do not try to make lite of it, but I do mean to shed some light on it.  I find FBI participation in this type of situation as immoral, disgusting, and downright un-Constitutional.  What is wrong with FBI leader Christopher Wraith?  Does Nancy Pelono have him wrapped around her little crooked finger or something like that?  Wraith should spend 49 days in solitary confinement and see how he enjoys it; also, he should loose most of his financial monies to see what it is like.  Travel a mile in Mr. Caldwell’s shoes, Mr. Wraith.  (Caldwell and wraith, it sounds like Stargate Atlantis doesn’t it?)

REVOLVER NEWS – by Daring Toby Different

            If you think that this news article is about the Alec Baldwin’s movie shooting (not meant as a pun but it is) in New Mexico, think again.  No, this news is about Ray Epps.  “Who is Ray Epps?” I hear you ask.  That’s what we are trying to find out for everybody!  For sure, however, Ray Epps was instigating trouble (not investigating trouble) in Washington Dot Com on the night of January 5th and during the day of January 6^th.  He kept trying to get people to enter the Capitol building.  He went from one person to another trying to get them to do evil deeds.  On one recording you see and hear Epps telling the crowd that they need to enter into the Capitol.  But someone who was recording the scene saw through him and they began to point at him and say, “Fed, Fed, Fed, Fed!”

            Ray Epps was supposedly with the good-ol’ boys Oath Keepers group, yet oddly, he was never arrested!  This has left many people to believe that he was a DOJ plant (not the kind that grows in the ground either). 

            If Epps was a DOJ or FBI plant (an instigator to get President Trumpet in deep water) then we must ask if the person that Authorny General William Barr-none put in charge (after his last day on December 23, 2020) was working for the Democrats?  Again, why would this man’s photo be removed from the FBI’s most wanted list?  Why was Epps record be erased, or scrubbed, from the FBI data base one day after the article in Revolver News about Ray Epps came out, if he was not a plant (again not a fern)?  And why was Epps never arrested?  One must suspect that he was put there at the Capitol in order to sew discontent and to rattle people’s cages.

CHUNG LEE’S CONFUSION (one more time)

            Fol yeals men could not have babies (even Adolf Hitrer, with all the help of his mad scientists, could not have a baby).  So, men were all in on aboltion, especially if they did not want to get stuck mallying a woman they did not want to spend their rife with and laise chirdlen they did not want to be financially saddled with.  But NOW that all men, according to the Reft, can have babies, I guess this means that they can also have aboltions!  Relcome to the crub, gentremen!

ODE TO JASPER – by Dana Purina-Dog-Chow

HOUSE BUDGET CMTE LIST – $4.3T most expensive Bill in US history!

This bill is 8 times the cost of the Interstate Highway System when it was put in; $2 trillion largest tax increase in American history

It calls for $400 billion for government daycare (like Cryin’ Chuck for example)

$50 billion in death taxes (they are going after all the ghosts now, I guess the Democrats believe that you can take it with you)

$80 billion tax hike on small businesses; taxes on energy employees; a cigarette tax

Red Alert!

This Bill doubles the number of IRS Agents to spy on your bank account, if your balance is above $600.00 or you make deposits of $600 and withdrawals of $600 (666?)  As of October 19, 2021 the number went from $600 in your bank account to $10,000.  This is still too low of a number!  But they have to find their tax money someplace to pay off this Bill they claim is costing the USA taxpayers zero dollars!  (Hint:  They lie!)

The Green New Steal hides –

$7 billion for climate police (I wonder what they do, and why they would not sooner or later be defunded by the Democrats?)

$10 billion for a slush fund for colleges for communist indoctrination (Maybe there should be a slash fund with a mad man and power saw?)

$2 billion for job training (already tried by former President B. O. – he could not name one trained person – sounds familiar, like the Afghanistan army)

This Bill blocks energy exploration (which increases our dependency on Arabs and Russians)

$27 billion for a Green Bank (where donners to the Democratic Party go for cheap loans)

The Bill forces us to use wind and solar energy in places where it’s not very windy or sunny.  They want the rest of the country to have California’s rolling blackouts.

Billions of kickbacks for donners (See Tuckered Carlson’s special on Wind Mills, he’s a regular Don Quixote!)

$25 million go to each animal group to study butterflies, desert fish and muscles (the kind you eat, not the kind you bulk up)

$4 billion slush fund (a slushy fund sound nice and tasty) for radical activists to remove racist’s “Racist” Infrastructure (like statue toppling)

Immigration stuff –

$100 billion for amnesty which makes it easier for people to cross the border and harder to deport the illegal aliens (not if they are Hannibal Hayes and Kid Curry)

Free College, free tax credits, free welfare for illegal aliens (not the ones on Roswell, New Mexico)

For Schools –

$500 million for “Culturally Appropriate” school lunches (nobody even knows what this means – maybe it means Fish Fridays)

$7 billion for Ivy League Schools

Miscellaneous stuff –

There is the word “equity” plastered all over the Bill, which means “reverse racism”.

$250 million for Health Insurance Company bail outs (We just gave them a trillion dollars last year)

Free housing for convicted felons (I thought the prisons were free housing, so this one makes no sense at all)

Penalizes people for getting married (so don’t do it.  Jesus told us that God doesn’t want us to get married, so maybe it is time to stop getting married and having children?)

Keeps single mothers stuck on subsidies and includes tax payer funded abortions (if people stop having children via sex then there would be no reason to have the tax payers pay for abortions)

Pays lonely people (like Don Rickles who is now paying death taxes)

Joe Pinocchio Biden – by Gouda Fairy

            “The $3.5 trillion bill (really $5.5 T) costs you zero dollars,” whispers Joe Crow Biden to all you fine American citizens.  Are you going to believe his line of bull?  I wish that Senator Joe Inda Mansion would have said, “I’m not going to pay for this bill even if it costs zero dollars!”  Anyone in Congress who votes for B. S.’s and AOC’s bill is loco in la cabesa!  So do not vote for it Republicans named Mitch Miller McConnell, John Loony-Tunes, John Corn-On-Duh-Cob, Lisa Murkysky, Shelley More Capitol-Inda-Bank, Richard Shelby-Comin-Round-Da-Mountain, Rob Portwoman, Susan Colliedog, John Barnass, Mike Roundsabout, and Roy Blunthead Screwdriver.  They all gave a mighty fine gift to Cryin’ Chuck after they promised they could not help the democrats on the ceiling debt extension-cord.  Why did Mitch Miller McConnell break his promise to the people?  What is Mitch getting from Chuck?  They now (as of the 3^rd week in October) say they have whittled the Bill down to two trillion, which is still two trillion too high!

FACT:  There have been 12,000 deaths and 6,000 cardiac problems arise from coronavirust vaccines.  But you do not have to believe this because it is not God’s Truth, it is only mortal mind’s truth.  There is a difference.  Don’t you wish all media (whether ZNN or FOX) would publish the REAL Truth (God’s Truth) instead of mortal minded truth and mortal minded lies?

FACT:  Again, this fact is not God’s fact…there have been more people who have died from coronavirust under Joe Crow Biden’s watch (Timex) than under President Trump’s watch (Rolex). 

Biden’s time – January 20 – October 7 (so far). 

Trump’s time – fall 2019 – January 19, 2021. 

            You do the math, no really, I don’t want to do it, I hate math!

ATHORNY GENERAL GARLIC MARLAND’S CONFLICT OF INTEREST – by Janet B. Yelling and Nobody B. Listening

            It is well known that Athorny General Garlic Marland, head of the new Department of Unjustice, sent a letter out to the federal law folk to give the official approval for the FBI to go out and arrest parents for domestic terrorism if they go speak at some school boring meeting.  One recent example, which is probably what motivated Marland’s letter in the first place, is about a father, Scott (give him a tissue) Smith, who lives in Ashburn, Virginia.  At the June 2, 2021 Loudoun Public Schools Board meeting in Virginia, Smith made an appearance to tell the board about the rape of his daughter.  Instead, after the school board refused to let Smith speak, he was arrested at the meeting by police (talk about police violence).  They said he could not speak because he had not registered to be at the June 22^nd meeting.  REALLY?  All that this father wanted to do was talk to them about his fifteen year old daughter being raped and sodomized in the girl’s bathroom by an older boy wearing a skirt (pretending that he is really a girl instead of a boy).  The school district actually covered up the rape and sent the boy to another school, where he attacked another girl.  So, for trying to speak up about the crime committed upon his daughter and their complaisance and cover up they had the man arrested before he could even say anything.  FOR SHAME!!!  MSNBC news host Joyless Reid commented on Smith’s assault, “They didn’t beat him hard enough.”  Really, Reid?  Do you have any daughters?  How would you feel if your daughter was raped at school while she was in a bathroom?  I guess she is all in on police violence against men so long as they are white.

            The two rapes were covered up by the school district.  In a meeting to support transgender policy, CRT, and mask wearing, the stuperintendent said to parents, “There are no records of sexual assault (that I know of) in this school.”  But there was one the month before the meeting took place.  He turns to a red herring, debating whether to eat it for dinner, and said, “Time magazine says this is all ridiculous anyway.”  My question to this statement is what would Time magazine know about any of this stuff?  Did they see records of sexual assault that Mr. Stuperintendent claimed he knew nothing about?  George Soros (a Yourapeein, one world order communist-fascist millionaire) funded the prosecutor who tried to cover all of this up.

            Democratic House Bill 257 now makes it possible for rape crimes in schools to not be reported to authorities.  How is that a good thing?

            Parents are finally speaking out and yelling (because that is the only way that they can be heard) to the public school jerks across the country.  Why?  Because, their children are forced to wear masks all day (very unhealthy for them to do this, it literally is child abuse) and soon they will be mandated to be vaccinated.  Also, parents are upset about the communistic propaganda being taught to their children, via CRT – or Critical Race Theory (really Racial Tactics).  The federal government, Joe Biden included, is trying to indoctrinate our children to become communist activists and to become so stupid that they cannot read, do math, spell, or even speak English.  I believe that Joe Biden cannot stand anybody who is smarter than he is; which is 99.9% of the country, so he must dumb down the children.  He also is all in on boys pretending to be girls so that they can win athletic events and shut out the girl’s chances of winning anything.  Is he all in on boys being able to go into girl’s bathrooms and rape the girls?  Perhaps this has been his lifetime dream to go into the girl’s bathroom?  I hope not, but you never know.

            Yet, it turns out that Garlic Marland, you remember the man that President Obumber wanted to be put on the Supreme Court in 2016, has a conflict of interest in relation to the letter he wrote, because of his family ties (I prefer a blue tie over an orange tie, no polka-dots, please).  Anyway, it turns out that his son-in-law, with Paranormal (sorry, that’s Panorama) Education, makes good money putting out CRT material for the public schools (25% of public schools use their curriculum or communist propaganda)!  A joke in and of itself – the name “Panorama” – because, that means having a panorama outlook, yet, CRT is very limited and only sees one color, which is not even a color, and that is black.  You know, you cannot have legible writing without putting it on white paper! 

            Shouldn’t Garlic be pressed and be investigated by Congress and then lose his job?  Maybe he should just resign TODAY!?  He is doing way more harm than Jeff Sessions ever did.

            It turns out, however, that in September the School Board Association (that’s long for Ass) went to the White House and worked on putting the School Board letter together, before sending it to Garlic Marland.  When testifying in front of Congress Marland stated that he did not know anything about any rapes (because he did not see it on the news – he must watch ZNN – the ‘Z’ stands for getting in your Zees or nap time).  So, what does he think now?  Those who wrote the School Board (you know the Ass) letter have recently apologized for it, but it is too late, Dudes!  The harm has already been done – calling all parents (of all colors) domestic terrorists.

            But, former president B. O., mocked all parents at Mcaulouf’s rally in Virginia.  He calls the parent’s protests, over Critical Race Theory and other teachings on racism, “phony culture wars”.  He claims that the phony culture wars were started by parents, but it was not, it was started by the Marxist Left!  He describes the rape of a 15 year old girl as fake outrage by parents!  The only one presenting fake outrage at the rally was B. O.!

BLM really means – Black Lying Marxists.

ILLHAM OHMY AT IT AGAIN – by Blueblood Childe

            Congressman Illham Ohmy was recently campaigning on the topic of the rise of crime in her state.  Remember how she demanded that the police must be defunded?  After they were defunded the crime rose in her state (as well as in other parts of the U.S.A. where democrats are in control).  Even the police station in her district was burned down (by BLM or Antifa).

            What did she claim was the reason for the rise in crime?  Well, of course, the police are to blame!  How could the police be the reason for the rise in crime?  The only way that police could be responsible for the rise in crime is that there are a whole lot less police officers out on patrol and arresting people because they were defunded!  If there is anyone to blame, it should be Illham Ohmy and her socialistic compadres in Congress, all the big city mayors of democrat run cities, all the democrat governors, all the George Soros district athornies, Liar in Chief Biden and Chameleon Harris!

FACT:  While Liar in Chief Runaway Biden stopped all work on the border fence (wall) he has used tax payer money ($500K) to build a wall around his summer home in Delaware.  How about all the illegal aliens that have crossed our border and been secretly flown in or bussed in to Republican states, how about those governors put those illegal aliens on planes and fly directly over Biden’s house and push all those people out of the plane (with their own parachutes of course)?  They can do it during the daytime hours too if they want!  There is no need to hide under the darkness of night.  I know if I were a governor I would do it!

LET’S GO BRANDON!

            A young newswoman was interviewing a man named Brandon at a NASTYCAR track.  The crowd was yelling (quite clearly), “F*** Joe Biden!”  Yet she tells the man something like, “Hear that?  They are yelling, ‘Let’s go, Brandon!’”  I heard that she was wearing ear phones at the time and may not have known what the crowd was really yelling.  It sort of reminds me of what my hard of hearing father use to do with my words – he would always think I said something I did not say.  And often he would get mad at me because he was willing to believe the worst of me.  But I digress.

            Now the phrase “LET’S GO BRANDON” is being used as a joke for what the crowd was really yelling.  Would you like to purchase one of the T-shirts below?

NANCY PELONO AND HER REEL ESTATE MOGEL INSIDE TRADER HUBBY MEET THE POPE

BIDEN TO MEET POPE ON HALLOWEEN WEEKEND – NOW THAT IS FRIGHTENING!

SINKING SHIP ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS:  CHAMELEON HARRIS GOING TO THE MOON!!! – by Ralph Kramden

            Chameleon Harris was so jealous that William Shattered got to go up in space with Jeff Beezos that she made some short films for Ewe Tube on space, the final frontier.  It turned out that the not so little kids were hired actors.  An actress should have been hired to play Chameleon’s role as well, as she is a bad actor!  She talked to the older children as if they were three year olds.  And she used hand movements that were way over exaggerated.

            Our only wish is that the Veep really would be sent up into space to never return.

HAUNTED HUNTED BIDEN NO LONGER A STARVING ARTIST – by Pop Art

            During Red October Hunted Biden held his art show.  After a while it got heavy and he had to set it down on the ground.  During the event he visited with people, even though he said he was not going to ever meet any of his buyers – ever.  He lies as much as his old man.  He sold five art prints for seventy-five thousand dollars each.

            The gallery that displayed Hunted’s artwork, was New York’s Georges Berge’s Gallery, which has received ½ million dollars in pandemic relief funds.  Yet, other businesses in the same neighborhood, who are more worthwhile, are closed because they did not get any part of the ½ million dollars in relief funds.

WHISTLE BLOWER WORKS FOR BILLIONAIRE, NOT FOR FAKEBOOK – by Polly Putin Kettleon

            ZNN whistle blower, blond woman who thinks she’s hot stuff, really works for Pierre Omidyarneeds, who is a billionaire.  Omidyarneeds gives donation money to Marxist-fascist George Soros.

JOKE BIDEN TOWN HALL MEETING ON ZNN – by Don Lime

            Joke Biden went on ZNN for a town hall meeting in October.  Of course, he talked about his vaccine mandates and that people who do not want to get vaccinated should lose their jobs.  The vaccine mandates are not really about the coronavirust at all, instead they are really about our individual liberty and/or freedom.  He does not want “We the People” to have any freedom or individual rights.  That night Joke Biden mocked the non-vaccinated by pretending to be one of the non-vaccinated.  He said, “I have the freedom to kill you.”  Then he distastefully added, “Freedom!”  Yep, we know, Joe Crow, that you do not believe in freedom!  I wonder how he would feel about freedom if he was broke (no money because Hunted cut him off) and he had to spend time in jail for the crimes he has committed against the United States of America?

MESSAGE TO ALL MIGRANT ILLEGAL ALIENS – by Tress Tortillas

            WARNING!!!  All people around the world who are trying to come into the United States of America via the southern border – DON’T COME!!!  Why do I give you this warning?   I give it to you because you are not coming to the country you believe the United States to be.  The U.S.A. is no longer a country of true democracy nor is it run by capitalism; it is being run by China.  This country is no longer a true Republic, because, Democrats keep breaking the law of the country and they go against the Constitution every chance they get!  This country is being run by communists and Marxists.  Liar in Chief Runaway Biden has broken more laws since January 20, 2021, than Al Capone ever did (and that is not counting the many laws he broke before the inauguration).  Beware – if you come here you will not get what you think you were going to get.  Why do you think that Cuban-Americans voted for President Trumpet in 2020 instead of Crow Joe Biden?  It is because they see all too clearly (20-20 vision) what communism is and what it looks like!  The Cuban-Americans understood that the Democrats were offering nothing but promises of communistic programs and totalitarian leadership.

THE GIGALO GANDER – OCTOBER 2021

Idiotor in Chief:  Gigolo Joe                                                   Edition:  October 2021

Ass Idiotor:  Amanda Jean Turncoat

FACT:  Aurora James purchased a house for one point six million dollars.  She wanted the Bionic Man to be included in the closing fees, but he was six million dollars to begin with, not 1.6 million.  Woman, get your math right!

FACT:  Reverend (Is he really a revered leader?) Al Sharptongue, the racist troublemaker, owes loads of back taxes.

FACT:  It looks like Joe Biden owes $500,000 in back taxes; he also uses a shell corporation.  Joe, I only have one thing to say to you, “Pay your FAIR SHARE!!!”

The WORD of the Month – FECKLESS  –  by, Word Play 

            Feckless means:  “[effect, majority]  1:  ineffectual, weak   2:  worthless, irresponsible” (Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary).  This word was used to describe Liar-in-Chief Runaway Biden.  It was used by the wife of one of the military people killed in August by the exploding bomb at the Afghanistan airport.  I have to say that her use of the word is quite appropriate!  Effect means, “to bring about; accomplishment, fulfillment; influence” (Ibid).  So, Biden’s accomplishment to pull out all military from Afghanistan by August 31^st was fulfilled, but he still did it in the wrong way, and that wrong way was the FECKLESS WAY!

            I have also decided to call him Liar instead of Commander because the man lies way better than he commands!  The man is not a leader at all, he is, … what’s the word I’m looking for?  Oh, yes, he is FECKLESS – ineffectual, weak, worthless, and irresponsible, very irresponsible!!!

Thou Shalt Not Throw Eggs at Candidates – by Reverend Silly Billy Gramcracker

            Before the California recall election on September 14^th, Larry Elderberry, who was running for state governor, was walking down a street with a crowd of people.  Behind him was a white woman on a bicycle.  She had a gorilla mask over her face.  I doubt that she was wearing the mask to protect her from coronavirust, but rather to protect her secret identity (I heard she was working for Governor Graven Troublesome, but perhaps she was really working for the CIA?).  This mask had bright pink hair, not that the hair color is important; I just thought it was interesting.  Anyway, one of Elderberry’s people pulled on the back of the woman’s back pack.  He did not hurt her, but she blew up like a hydrogen bomb!  “Don’t touch me!”  She was mean and nasty to the man.  She even threw a left hook to his face.  Of course, she is just mean and nasty, because, she was throwing eggs at Elderberry.  And it is because of her nastiness that she was wearing a black faced gorilla mask.  One may wonder, however, if her wearing a gorilla mask was symbolic in nature.  If so, what did she mean by it?  Was she making the statement that she was a black supremacist because Elderberry, according to Governor Graven Troublesome, is a white supremacist?

            I say this because, if you did not know this, Larry Elderberry is a black man.  He is a famous radio talk show host.  And shame on Principia for the way they treated him when students wanted to hear him come to the college to speak to them!  Principia’s administration was no better than the woman wearing the gorilla mask.

            What is a crying shame is that after the recall election, the old governor is still governor!  AW!!!  What frustration upon the citizens of California.  I smell something rotten in California and it’s not the polluted streets of San Francisco!

Liar-in-Chief Runaway – by, Eye Noticed

            On September 9, 2021, Joe Biden gave a speech, in a brown suit.  It was a dark brown, and almost black, but not quite black.  I was surprised that nobody in the fashion-Nestea press commented on it, like they did the tan suit he wore earlier in the summer.  Joe spoke about the coronavirust problem because he wanted to try and make people forget about his disaster in Afghanistan in August.  All he did was really turn people off and attack 80 billion people because they are not yet vaccinated.  A news person at FOX (Dana Purina-Dog-Chow) believes he gave the speech to try and help Governor Troublesome in California, as the recall was just around the bend.

            Joe Blow Biden lied during his speech (what’s new?).  He can’t do anything but lie to everyone; it’s his nature; just as the scorpion will sting the frog after the frog helps him cross the pond.  But he really is becoming a real Dick-Tater-Tot.  Now he is going to inforce work places, with 100 employees and more to force their employees to get shot (vaccinated).  Well, South Dakota’s governor is going to sue him if he goes through with his little nasty plan.  I hope she wins too!  (Now he is trying to tell everybody that people are infrastructure!)

            In the picture below Biden and Crying Chuck were speaking about climate change.  Biden lied about this too, saying that our country has been hit with more violent hurricanes as of late than ever before in our history.  You will see that he lied, as shown in the information given below the picture.

CHUNG LEE CONFUSION

            It is better to have loved and lost than to keep what does not belong to you in the first place, the second place, or even the third place – especially if it is an Olympic Medal.

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of this month (and near the beginning of November) then you are a Scorpio.  Scorpio is symbolized by the scorpion – duh!  Does this mean that your sting is worse than your bite?  Scorpio is a water sign, so sometimes one might mistake the scorpion for a lobster and take a big chunky bite from it!  Do you eat out at a lot of seafood restaurants?  Do you like to listen to music by Sting?  Yes, I have a lot of questions and I have NO answers what so ever!

            Scorpios deal with emotions unless they are closed off to their own emotions.  Scorpio has to do with death and regeneration.   So, does this mean that death is only the regeneration of a new life?  I believe that if you are a Scorpio, that you picked the right time to fall under that sign, because, it means when Armageddon takes place (as we see what is now taking place in the Middle East, the Middle West, and the Malcolm in the Middle) you will be saved!  Some Scorpios seem to be the strong, silent type.  Some of them have a tendency to ghost their friends – so watch out for them (which is hard to do if they really are ghosts) – even if they do look like Patrick Swayze.

            And now for your serious fortune:  This month you will experience a lot of fun and excitement wherever you go, as long as you are allowed to go wherever you want to even if you haven’t been vaccinated!  But to get around that nonsense all you have to do to people who ask to see your vaccination card is say, “No comprendo, no hablo Julio Englaa-say!”  Or if you speak Afghanistan use that language.  Then you will not need to prove a single thing to anybody!  Or just whip out that stinger of yours.

ARE YOU UNDER QUARANTEEN BECAUSE OF COVID 19?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY BUT YOUR BEING HELD HOSTAGE AT GUN POINT BY THE AUSTRALIAN POLICE?

            Then you need to learn how to Astral Plane your body to where you are free to go everywhere you want to go!  Think of it, you can go to the moon, to Mars, to other galaxies if you want to!  You can go to your favorite restaurant and not be carded; the only problem is you probably will not be able to taste any of the food.  This is okay because you probably have no money to pay for your meal; in fact, I have to wonder if you even have any clothes on (?).  You can go visit your grandparents with no worries, even though they will not be able to see you, unless they meet you on the astral plane as well.  And you do not want to see your naked grandparents!

            Yes, in the astral world you can go anywhere and do anything – except eat food, speak to other people in material bodies, or pick up material objects.  It is even a mystery how you can stand on the ground or floor without passing through it!  But hey, who can question the principles behind astral projection and how it works?

            While you are there you will not be bothered by any democrat loons demanding you place a mask over your face!  You will not be harassed by police wanting you to keep out of the football stadium or hear your favorite band play music.  You are un-harassed by any covid restrictions!

            Here is how you can leave your material body.  First you must eat all food before 6 p.m. (1800 hours).  Then go to bed around 9 or 10 p.m. (2100 or 2200 hours).  Then you must set your alarm clock (before you go to sleep, of course) to go off around 1 a.m. (or 0100 hours).  Then you get up for a couple of hours and then return to bed.  Lay flat on your back, with your head on a nice My Pillow.  (I’m willing to do a commercial or two.)  Consciously tell each part of your body to totally relax.  Then when you fall asleep, make sure you do not take a left turn in the road, because that leads to communism.  Make sure you go right on the road and that leads you to being able to go where no man has gone before, except people who have astral projected their bodies before you.

                                                                        –Story by Captain James T. Berserk

CHUNG LEE’S CONFUSION (again)

            OSHA was recording, up until June 2021, bad side effects from the coronavirust vaccinations.  Since June 2021 OSHA has not reported any side effects.  And this is the same organization that Joke Biden is using to back up his dictator move to force companies with more than 100 employees to vaccinate their employees.  I guess teachers in New York are not very happy with the man either, as on the September 11^th weekend they were protesting him in the streets, saying over and over (like the people in sports stadiums have been doing), “F*** Joe Biden!”

FOX News reporter, Peter Poochee asked Jen Psaki about Biden’s new “mandate” (new word for it is “requirement”) on coronavirus vaccinations, “Why is it that you’re trying to require anybody with a job or anybody who goes to school to get the covid 19 vaccine but you are not requiring that of migrants that continue to walk across the southern border into the country?”

            Jen replies, “Well, look, our objective is to get as many people vaccinated across the country as humanly possible.”

            “It’s a requirement [really a mandate] for people at a business with more than 100 people but it’s not a requirement [mandate] for migrants at the border.  Why?” Peter asked.

            “That’s right.”  Then she pointed at another reporter and said, “Go ahead.”   (Well, she did not answer his question at all, while at the same time she was really RUDE!!!  I think the woman is related to Alfred E. Newman?  Actually, he’s cuter.)

            The following conversation between Jen and Pete took place on September 20, 2021.

            Peter asked her, “If someone walked into the country across the river does somebody ask to see their vaccination card?”

            Accomplished liar Jen replied, “Individuals [illegal aliens] come across the border and ah, they are both assessed for it [whatever this means?], if they have any symptoms, the intention is for them [the illegal aliens] to be quarantined [but most are not].  They [the illegal aliens] are not intending to stay here for a long period of time.  It’s not the same thing.”  But it is the same thing!

            If she believes what she said, I think she’s been drinking the Cool Aid!  The immigrants (illegal aliens) are planning to stay in the USA forever, they were invited by her boss, Joe Biden – remember Jen?  But perhaps she really meant that the illegal aliens were not intending to stay underneath the bridge in Del Rio for a long period of time?  Yet, my take away from her statement is that she and Biden see all immigrants – or illegal aliens – who just walk into our country, as vacationers, or as people who want to work for a period of time and then go home; they do not see them as permanent residents (but they really do, they just pretend to think that these people will eventually all leave the country).  The illegal aliens sure see themselves as citizens (it’s what they were promised after all).  None of the people who were camping out at Bidenville made the trek from Haiti.  Nope, they had legal residence in other South American countries after they got asylum in those countries years ago.  They only came here because Biden put out the welcome wagon to the whole world while on the debate stage! 

            If you allow the illegal aliens to not be vaccinated, even for a short visit or stay, should they still not be quarantined for fourteen days, or at least given a shot in the arm?  But many, like the Haitians, are not even being examined before our government lets them go free inside the USA (all 48 states – I say 48 because Hawaii and Alaska are not really attached to the main body of the country – however, this does not mean the Haitians could be given free airplane fare (that American tax payers are paying for) to Hawaii or Alaska).

FACT:  Since 1990 over 100 million people have entered our country illegally.  (That we know of.)  It is way more than that since the beginning of this year began – THANKS JOE!

FACT:  People from 198 countries around the world have come across the southern border since January 20, 2012.

The Real Reason Why… — by Dr. Phil God (I went to the same school as Dr. Jill Biden – we were known as Phil and Jill)

            What is the real reason behind the government wanting children to wear masks and to be vaccinated for the coronavirust?  It is because of one reason – natural immunity.  It is the only plausible explanation there is, that the reason why the government wants your children to be vaccinated (even when, materially speaking, it is safer for them to get coronavirust than to be vaccinated for it) is because they do not want children to become naturally immune to coronavirust.  If the children do not build up natural immunities to the disease then one variant after another variant will come year after year.  This means that people will continue to have to be dictated to, they will need to continue wearing masks the rest of their lives, and they will need to continue to get booster shots or this shot or that shot.  The government will not have the money to give the vaccinations to the public for free anymore (thanks to communism), so people will be forced to pay for their immunization shots year after year.  This means money for the pharmaceutical companies and mad scientists like Dr. Faust and his ilk.  (They get paid anyway, because the government pays them if we don’t.  But, of course, we are really paying them because we pay taxes.)

            The children are also supposed to wear masks in order to keep from getting the disease, so that they cannot become immune to it.  Yes, they have their dastardly mean ways of keeping herd immunity from taking place!  It is material SCIENTIFIC fact that people who are immune, because they caught coronavirust and survived, that their immunity is way better (27% higher than the vaccines) than any immunities you are supposed to get from the vaccination shots.  Instead of giving you a booster shot the people in charge need to be working on vaccination shots for the different variants that are coming into existence.  Of course, the FDA has put an end on Biden’s booster shots (after he paid for the medicine).  However, his appointed CDC woman (non-doctor?) has overruled the FDA on this point.  Dick-Tater-Tot Biden is also against Ivermectin going to Republican states, because he knows that it is an early safe and effective treatment for coronavirust and he hates the red governed states (that’s why he is flooding them with Haitians and other illegal aliens).

            There is a recent recording of a pre-school woman attempting to place a mask over a young child.  He was crying and taking the mask off as fast as she could get it on.  This is child abuse!

            What we really all need to do is give up the belief that there is life, truth, intelligence, and substance in matter and begin to REALLY – TRUST IN GOD’S SCIENCE!!!  Not that Scientology junk but real Science, Christian Science.  If you really want the cure for all diseases then read SCIENCE AND HEALTH WITH KEY TO THE SCRIPTURES, by Mary Baker Eddy.  The “little book open” (Revelation 10) is the answer to the pandemic; it is also the answer to communism taking over the world as a one world order.

FACT:  Joe Biden is the greatest super-spreader of the coronavirust.  How?  Well, he allows ill illegal aliens to come into our country.  He has allowing non-vetted Afghanistan refugees to come into the USA, these people have not been vaccinated, nor does he care if they are.  He only cares that he may be able to get them to vote in the 2024 election for his party!  (I also heard, not sure it is correct, the Chinese vaccine is being offered to the immigrants.  If true, this would explain why they are turning down being vaccinated.  Who would trust a vaccine made by the same country that released the pandemic?)

CHUNG LEE’S CONFUSION (one more time)

            Did the August drone airstrike really take out an ISIS-K man?  No, it took out a humanitarian aid worker (along with seven innocent children and two other people).  This man was loading containers of WATER into his vehicle (not bombs or explosives like the DOD claimed).

FACT:  There were 570 riots during 2020 that the Left (BLM and Antifa) is responsible for.  Yet, they are not being investigated or looked into by Congress.

Justice for J6 Rally – What a Dud – by Stacks N. Figures

The following chart is more up to date.

            On September 18, 2021, there was a Justice for J6 rally held in Washington Dot Com.  Nancy Pelono, once again, put up more fencing.  (Too bad they cannot take down that fencing and place it on the southern border!) 

            The Left kept saying that the white supremacists were coming to take them away, ha, ha.  Maybe it is really the men in the white coats with the nets coming to get Nancy?  Because, absolutely nothing happened to excite anyone on September 18^th’s Justice for J6 rally.  There were more news people there then there were protesters!  There were more policemen and National Guard there than protesters too.  Also, within the crowd of protesters were undercover agents (probably FBI) posing as rally goers.  I guess they failed to excite the very small crowd of real protesters!  I wonder if the FBI undercover agents were all dressed in black clothes.

            What were the protesters actually protesting?  Well – they were protesting the unconstitutional way that people, who have been arrested for the January 6^th rally/protest (what the Dems call an insurrection), have been unjustly treated by the FBI, the court system, and how they have been mistreated while inside prison and held there without bail for months.  The whole thing is unfair and unconstitutional.  Perhaps to get out of prison they need to claim that they are really with BLM or Antifa?  Yeah, that would probably work!  I do not believe that John Sullivan (a Leftist protest-riot-mob organizer) is still in jail, and he was there on January 6^th egging people on to do bad stuff (even though while on CNN he pretended that he was there as only a reporter).

            Pictures and videos that were taken on January 6th have recently been released to the public.  Joe Biden did not want these pictures to be released to the public but a federal judge rejected his administration’s strenuous attempts to hide the video footage from January 6 (2:25-2:40 p.m. eastern time).  What did they show?  They showed peaceful people just coming in the door and climbing through a window in to the Capitol.  However, they were not rioting or causing trouble, they were just walking around; they were not causing any trouble at all.  They were taking selfies and doing sight-seeing stuff.  So, no one, in those particular videos, is rioting, all of them ARE peaceful!  Another video showed breaking and entering by men in black outfits with hoods over their heads and masks to hide their identities.  Who were these men?  Were they undercover FBI agents?  Were they Antifa or Left-wing extremists?  We may never know – but where is Congress’s investigation into the ‘MEN IN BLACK’?

            Another video, that has been seen, showed the man with patriotic paint on his face and who wore a hat with horns on it.  He is actually a shaman and is one of the people arrested, mistreated, and probably is still in jail.  He did nothing wrong except probably go up behind the area where Congress sits to conduct business.  There was a guard in the room.  Also, on the floor in front of the desk, was a man talking to somebody on his phone.  He told his friend, “I got shot in the face” with a plastic bullet.  The guard asked him if he needed help and he told the guard that he was okay.  In the meantime Nancy is just mad that her meals might be interrupted, maybe she will miss out on her ice cream, no wonder she gets along so well with Biden.  Has she thought about getting rid of cows and the ice cream factor, or is she like Joe and AOC?

RINOS HIDING IN THE BUSH FAMILY TREE – or – IS DANA PURINA DOG-CHOW STILL IN LOVE WITH G.W.?) – by Ima Shrub

            On September 11, 2021 President George Washing-a-ton-of-clothes Bush gave a speech.  Present, in the audience, were presidents Clinton and Obumber.  Also present was Vice President Joe Biden (who was not allowed to give a speech). 

            In his speech G. W. Bush compared the tragedy of September 11, 2001 to January 6, 2021!  He actually compared, in his pea-brain, January 6^th to September 11^th saying that the second incident was just AS BAD as the first!  Really?  Over 3,000 people died and many were injured on September 11^th while only four people died on January 6^th.  Then G.W. compared the people at the Capitol building this year to the Taliban terrorists from twenty years ago!!  What happened twenty years ago?  Four USA airplanes were high jacked and crashed.  Two airplanes were aimed at NYC’s Twin Towers (they were destroyed and many US citizens died), one airplane crashed into the Pentagon, and one airplane heading for the White House went down before it reached its destination because of the BRAVE US of A citizens on the plane!!!  They sacrificed their lives.  What happened this year?  Three people died from heart failure, one policeman died the following day from a stroke, one unarmed female vet was shot to death by a black Capitol policeman, and 30 policemen were injured (and some people were injured with rubber biscuits, I mean bullets.  Which event was worse?  Um, any idiot would have to say, the one under Bush’s watch (and I’m not speaking about his TIMEX)!!!!

            President Bush proved, during his speech, that he is not a Republican; he is just a Republican In Name Only – a RINO!!!!!  He is one of the One World Order Globalists at heart and a rotten painter.  (One thing for sure, Hunted Biden is a way better artist.)

Quote by Joe Pinocchio and Other Fairy Tells – by Gouda Fairy

            What did Joe Biden really say on September 11, 2021?  Your guess is as good as mine!  Yet, for once, he did not actually lie.  To be honest, it is hard to figure out what he actually did say!

            “This idea that, you know…what do you want to do with Biden?  ‘I want to box him!’  I should be so lucky.  But the kinds of things, or you know…stuff that’s coming out of, you know…if Robert E. Lee had been in Afghanistan we’d have won.”

            Now, I am not sure that this news clip was not edited to make him look worse than he really is, but if he did say this rambling on quote, then we must ask ourselves if he should remain in charge of our country.  Shouldn’t Nancy be asking her pal General Mills to take the football away from Joe like she did with President Trumpet on January 8, 2021?  Of course, she should not, because it is not her job to do so!  Yet, she was ranting and raving about how Trumpet is crazy!  But she is the one who is crazy; or is she just coup-coup for Coco Puffs?

            On January 4, 2021, President Trumpet’s people went to Nancy Pelono to have her agree with them to have the National Guard present at the Capitol building on January 6^th because she had to sign off on it being that she is the Speaker “ruff-ruff” of the House.  She out and out refused!  Because she is Pelono, and she said “no” to everything President Trumpet wanted and asked for – yes, she hates him that much.  When Nancy contacted Peddle Cash at the White House, not long after Ashlie Babbitt had been shot by a Capitol police lieutenant, her main concern, or question, was about how fast, or when, the congressional food services would be up and running!  Yes, the non-insurrection outside really was not bothering her at all!  She and General Mills are the real insurrectionists.

TWEET BY ZNN – “House Speaker Nancy Pelono told House Democrats that she has gotten assurances there are safeguards in place in the event that President Trumpet wants to launch a nuclear weapon or even goes out to lunch, according to multiple sources.”

            Biden’s quote about General Lee makes me think that he is an official KKK member when he thinks that a Confederate general would have won the Afghanistan war.  He could have easily have said General Grant, okay, maybe in his brain it is easier to say General Lee instead of General Grant, but he did not.  Well, he could be correct about General Lee, because Head Hunter of Jointed Chiefs General Mills (my joke name for him because there is also a General Kellogg) really botched the job.  General Mills is only good at producing Fruit Loops, or is that General Kellogg?  (I checked into it, General Kellogg does Fruit Loops and General Mills does Coco Puffs.)  Also, stay tuned to General Mills’ future – if Bob Wouldlie’s book Peril is correct (co-author is Robert It’ll Costa).  Did General Mills betray our country and President Trumpet?  What is going to happen to him?  Will he be forced to resign?  Tune in tomorrow, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel!

            Mills should go to jail for treason if he did go behind President Trumpet’s back and promise to warn the Chinese government if and when our country was going to bomb them.  We know for sure that he spoke to Nancy about the football.

FACT:  Joe Biden’s family owned black slaves.

FACT:  Henn Peck, radio talk show host, brought out the last FACT in October of 2020 (before the election).  News media lied and said that Peck was wrong, that there was no proof that Biden’s ancestors had been slave owners.

FACT:  In September 2021 news media have brought out the story, pretending the topic had never even been touched upon before, that Joe Biden’s family once owned black slaves.

HORSE REINS BECOME WHIPS? – by Red Rider

            An investigation is being performed after pictures and videos are seen and misconstrued on purpose.  The Border Patrol horsemen were only trying to keep Haitians from entering Texas.  The reins on the horses are super long because the horsemen use the reins to direct their horses.  People saw the use of the reins as whips being used on the Haitians and called fowl.  Yes, the Leftists are indeed chickens, turkeys, and all other types of water fowl when they tell lies, because, they just do not want to talk about the real facts!  Like one fact being that there were over 5,000 Haitians camped out under a Texas bridge near Del Rio (which means – “the river”).  It was nicknamed “Bidenville,” after 46.  It is now Hidin’ville as the illegal alien Haitians have all disappeared (most of them inside the continent of the USA).

            Early on Senator Camel La-La Harris said that there should be an investigation into the incident; even though she has said nothing about the thousands of Haitians camping out underneath the Texas traffic bridge.  Weird words coming from her, since she is the one who is supposed to be in charge of the southern border and it is her fault that the border patrolmen were out there on horseback in the first place.  It is especially Joe Biden’s fault that the Haitians and everybody else in the world are coming here!  But this is by design – they see the invaders as future Democratic voters (especially if he can get no limit on Green Cards, Purple Cards, and Yellow Cards).

            Dan Bon-bon-jean-o said that this was “the first whipping incident in history with no whip and no incident.”

            There is a difference between what happened in this instance and what happened on the plantations – the slaves did not come to the U.S.A. in a voluntary manner, but the Haitians were coming to the U.S.A. voluntarily – THEY WANT IN!!!  They are trying to BREAK our laws.  There is nothing wrong with them coming so long as they try to come in the correct way, via the laws of this country.  How can we expect them to obey all our other laws if they break our immigration laws from the very beginning?  The answer is, you cannot trust them, but that is exactly what the Biden Administration is doing!  They trust all illegal aliens coming into our country to show up to their court appointment (most of them three years down the line).  Most of them do not bother to show up at court, they prefer to live in the “shadows”.

            Others making something out of nothing were MSNBC’s Joyless Reid, Congressman Illham Omar (who married her own brother), ZNN’s Chris Coma, Maxine Water-on-da-brain, DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkass (who at first was on the right side of the looking glass but then turned all political and now dons a mad hat), Al Sharptongue, and Congressman Ananna Pressley (no relation to Elvis).  (It was wonderful to see the Texan citizens yelling at Sharptongue and telling him to leave their county because they did not want a racist like him being there causing trouble!  It ruined his speech – about time!)

            So these border patrol horsemen are now suspended, or stuck on desk duty, pending a full investigation.  Too bad nobody is investigating Joe Biden.  The company horses are not to be used anymore either.  Really, you are going to cut down on the horses’ getting exercise – call PETA, PETA, PETA!  Since Biden and his administration are continuously breaking the law then why can’t border patrol disregard BAD orders and continue riding the horses?  I think they can.  Why has nobody arrested Biden after he breaks laws over and over?  Where is the justice at in this country?  And do not forget who really has rein-ties to black slave owners – that’s right – Liar and Chief Runaway Joe Crow Biden does!!!

VOTE FOR CHIEF JAMES CRAIG FOR GOVERNOR IN MICHIGAN!

            In September Chief James Craig was trying to hold a rally when people, from outside the state of Michigan, showed up to protest and make so much noise that he had to leave.  Lucky for him, the woman with the gorilla mask did not show up.  Craig, a black man, was a policeman and he kept these people (the same loud, obnoxious protesting outsiders) from destroying the city of Detroit.  He kept them from destroying his city.  He believes these “protestors” were brought in by Governor Witless and that it was strictly political.

THIS IS THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!! – by Jack O. Lantern

            What with all the disasters coming out of the Biden Administration – I am really afraid!  There is the fiasco in Afghanistan where tons of people were left behind, where ten people (seven of them children) were bombed by a US droning on and on about Isis K, when they were not even in the neighborhood.  Poor white Toyota Corolla…does the Biden administration hate white people that much?  Blasted C.R.T.!  Oh!  Toyota Corolla is the name of a car!  Got it!

            With the stoppage of the building of the border fence (wall), with all the Haitians at the southern border in September, with all the other people flooding the border since January 20^th, with the destruction of USA’s energy independence, with our economy beginning to tank, and with all the dictates from Emperor Sidious Biden coming forth, especially about coronavirust vaccinations – all is scary.  The list goes on and on – heck yes, I am deeply afraid; aren’t you?  B. S.’s and AOC’s $3.5 trillion (really it will be closer to $5.5 trillion) Reconciliation-socialist Bill, the fake $5 trillion infrastructure bill on top of it, plus the continuing resolution on top of that with the aid they want to provide for the Taliban terrorists, taxpayer funding for abortions, and all their hot-ticket items – be afraid, BE VERY AFRAID!!!  And do not believe their ghoulish lies that the bill will cost zero dollars!  Okay, if they plan to BORROW the money from China, then it may cost us zero dollars but plenty of yen!

            These bills will change the good old USA forever – heading it into communism – while putting our children and grandchildren into debt like nobody has ever seen before!

The Darn Durham Report!!! – by Patience B. Waiting

            The public has been patiently waiting to read John Durham’s report.  After two years something has finally taken place, someone has been indicted by a Grand Jury.  His name is Michael Suckmann, and he is a lawyer (no surprise) who worked for Hilarious Rotten Clinton.  Suckmann lied to the General Council of the FBI, at the time it was run by James D. Baker.  He told the Council that he had a short bread story about the Trumpet organization communicating with Russians on a secret server, particularly communicating with the Alfalfa Bank (not affiliated with Spanky Manhattan and Buckwheat First Bank).  Suckmann did have a story for them, even if it was a fish tail he gave them.  However, he pretended he was presenting this information to the FBI as a private citizen, all the while he was working with the DNC and the Clinton Campaign and lawyer firm Perkins Coyfish LLP.  The stretch is that the FBI believed Suckmann’s fish tail as truth, not that the bad guys were hiding out at Girdle Creek.  (Think about it!)  By the way, James D. Baker now works at Twitter making lots of Twinkies and cupcakes, and we wonder why they suspended President Trumpet’s account?

            But the Russian bank was smart; they knew something was up when they began receiving a bunch of ping-pongs, way back at the beginning of this saga, so they put a tracer in their system to see where the mysterious ping-pongs were coming from.  They traced it back inside the US (it was a set up).  Somebody was working hard to make it look like Trumpet had a connection to the Alfalfa Bank.  Crowd Strike (former FBI agents) leaked information to the press.  If you ask me, something smells fishy, and I believe it is H. R. C., her lawyer, and the FBI along with some Baker.

            Where is the outrage over all of this?  It was Hilarious Rotten Clinton who was cheating to win the 2016 election and continued to be involved in all of this sewage in order to ruin President Trumpet’s four years in office.  Why is this woman not in prison?

            What is even worse is that Joe Biden now has ties to all of this mischief, through his National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan (no relation to John Sullivan but of the same mindset).  He is alleged to Clinton’s 2016 scheme to co-opt the CIA and FBI to tar and feather Trumpet.  Is there any doubt that Biden did not also cheat to beat President Trumpet in 2020?  Just one example of his cheating follows in the next article.

HAUNTED HUNTED BIDEN – by Emma Skew Lenity

FACT:  Hunted Biden’s laptop IS REAL; there was no Russian disinformation about it.

FACT:  Hunter’s emails reveal that he asked for $2,000,000 per year and ‘success fees’ to help unfreeze Libyan assets.  The Libyans were smart and turned him down.

            It is now verified that the laptop left at a computer store for repair really belonged to Hunted Biden, and that it was not Russian propaganda – as promoted by the left-winged media and Vice President Biden before the 2020 election.  Now that Biden’s approval ratings are tanking the press is willing to tell the truth about the laptop.  There is also a book out on the topic.  Where are their apologies to the New York Post Toasties and to President Trumpet?  It turns out that Tony Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bob-Bobulinski was correct the whole time too (so he deserves an apology as well).

            So, once more, in the fall of 2020 (before the election took place), the Left complained about those who disagreed with them, and referred to them as conspiracy cooks.  But it turns out that they are the real conspiracy coups!  And as G. G.’s wrestling friend would say, “‘NOUGH SAID!”

THE DISTORTED VIEW – by Tele Moon-doe

            Camel La-La Harris was to be the solo guest on September 24^th’s episode of The Distorted View.  At the beginning of the episode the four co-hosts were a-bitchin’ about people who have not as yet been vaccinated for coronavirust.  They were saying horrible things about these people.  It does not matter that perhaps these people have legitimate reasons not to be vaccinated.  The best one being, they are immune because they have had coronavirust.

            All of a sudden, the announcer, maybe a producer or director, asked two of the four women (the two on the viewer’s RIGHT side – HA!!!) to leave the stage.  Afterward it was announced that their tests came back positive for the coronavirust (yet they have been fully vaccinated)!   Talk about the irony of the situation!  Also, Joyless Blowhard was coughing during the show. 

            After that, Camel La-La did not come onto the stage (was she chicken?); instead she was seen via remote camera.  Her time with the two remaining hosts was cut down, lucky for Camel La-La, because this means she did not have to answer very many questions.  When she did speak about the southern border, it was not to take blame for her horrible actions and Biden’s terrible policies; no, it was to blame the men on horseback – our good, hardworking border patrolmen, who are innocent!  SHAME on her!!!

TRUE INDEPENDENCE

            A man has no right to do wrong.   His right is to do and think right.  Independence consists in his liberty and right to do right.  The misconstruction of the word independence is the offspring of malicious animal magnetism [evil suggestions or motives].  Beware of defending yourself against the right to do evil.  Man’s right is his power and privilege to act independently of evil suggestions or motives and he has neither right nor liberty to do wrong.  Neither divine law nor human law recognize the right of man to sin, to steal, to commit adultery, to murder; and to do these things no more means independence than no means yes, or good means evil.  So long as he exercises the mistaken sense of right, he will wrong himself and others, heap up wrath against the day of wrath, and bring upon himself punishment according to his deeds. (Divinity Course and General Collectanea, p. 161-162)

THE GIGALO GANDER – September 2021

Idiotor in Chief:  Gigolo Joe                                                   Edition:  September 2021

Ass Idiotor:  Amanda Jean Turncoat

            On January 6, 2021, at the Capitol building in Washington Dot Com, Ashli Babbitt was shot by Lieutenant Michael Byrd, a Capitol Police officer.  Previously, in 2019, this same man had left a loaded Glock 22 in the Capitol building’s men’s room.   The gun had no safety on it.  He claimed he would not get in trouble over it because he is an officer.  Evidently, he was correct.

            I believe that it was on August 26, 2021 that he was NBC’s Nightly News and was interviewed about the killing (some would call it murder) of Ashli Babbitt.  The interviewer commented that he (Byrd) was standing there for a long time before shooting.  Byrd’s reply, “I was taking a tactical stance. Hoping your commands will be approved [by other policemen?], unfortunately they were not [so he went ahead and took the shot].”  I have no idea what he meant by this!  Was he commanding that he be able to take the shot?  If he was waiting to get permission from somebody does this not mean that he should not take a shot until he hears back?

            He was asked, “When you fired, what could you see?  Where did you aim?”

            He replied, “You’re taught to aim for center mass.  Now, the subject was sideways and I could not see her full motion of her hands or anything. [To me this means that he should have not shot at her at all.]  So against her movement, you know, caused the discharge to fall where it did.”

            “And what did you think that this individual was doing at that moment?”

            “She was posing a threat to the United States House of Representatives.”

            Really?  How did this armed woman pose a threat?  She was 5’2” and weighed 125 pounds, she had no weapon on her, and there were armed police in tactical gear standing right next to her on the other side of the door and within the chamber where Michael Byrd was at.  The recording of the incident shows that she was just executed.

            He would have shot her whether she had been armed or unarmed, as he said, “It did not alter the fact that she was unarmed.” 

            Then in the interview it seems that poor Lt. Byrd is the real victim in all of this, because, he has been receiving death threats!  Pardon me?  From whom has he been receiving death threats from? Because, his identity has been kept a secret up until his interview with NBC!  It was not the United States Congress who revealed his identity; it was he himself who decided to do so.  So who knew who he was to send any death threats to? Maybe he was receiving death threats from his fellow officers because they knew he committed a crime?  You want to know who was receiving death threats ever since January seventh?  Ashli’s husband Aaron, that’s who!

            I just find it most interesting that when a white police officer is accused of killing a black man named George, that all hell breaks out across this country, yet when a white woman, who served her country and is a veteran, is murdered, yes – flat out murdered – by a black cop and nobody yells FOWL (no pun intended because his name is Byrd [sounds like bird])!!!  Nobody says he is prejudice against white people either!  Why is that?  Personally, I do not think that racism should inter into what happened, but I just have to raise the question about it – why the double standard in our country?  Is it just because Babbitt was a supporter of President Trump that her murder is not an important matter?  Is that why nobody has made a big fuss or stink about her being murdered by a black policeman?  Defund the Capitol police?  Heck no!  They are making sure there are branches of the Capitol police in other states now! Which is probably unconstitutional.  That’s right, Congress wants to increase their police control while decreasing the police who protect regular citizens. But you can read more about this point further on.

Story by, Gigolo Joe

The WORD of the Month – Sophisticated – by, Word Play 

            The word sophisticated is rooted to sophistry – which means the sophisticated elites (who went to President O’Bummer’s 60^th birthday party) are of the serpent’s forked tongue that lies.  Sophistry is a philosophy started up by some Greek dude who believed it is a great thing to deceive and to lie to other people.  Believe me, I know, as I knew a sophist.  Yes, he was sophist in the head!  Ha!  A joke.  According to Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary, sophisticated means “1: not a natural, pure, or original state:  adulterated   2: deprived of native or original simplicity:  as a:  highly complicated or developed:  complex   b:  worldly, wise [as in serpents], knowing [as in the tree of knowledge of good and evil, where the red serpent hung out]   3 b:  intellectually appealing”.

            So, to me, it sounds like the news reporter who called all the people who went to President O’Bummer’s birthday bash “sophisticated” appropriately named the guests (this does not apply to the 200 servers)!  These guests are all a bunch of deceivers and liars (if they are on the Left anyway).  How scaled down was the actual party?  We may never know.  I have a feeling it was not scaled down very much, because, sophisticated serpents are covered with scales!  Ha!  Another joke!

Security For Me, No Police For Thee – by Reverend Silly Billy Gramcracker

            Cori Bush, who’s IN DA HOUSE, says that she has to pay for security (armed guards) in order to protect her oh so valuable life!  After all, she has received death threats; don’t you know?  Then in her next breath she says that we must defund the police!  In other words, she is protected by people with guns but she does not want you to be protected by people with guns.  She has a right to live but you don’t.  What hypocrisy on her part!  Her past is not pretty – she marched with Black Lives Matter, so she is, in her belief system, a Marxist at heart.  She should be ousted out of DA HOUSE!

            (The above picture was provided by Will Cain Beonfoxnews?)

Commander-in-Chief Runaway – by, Eye Noticed

            I believe that I am the only person who has noticed that when confronted with news reporters Joe Crow Biden seems to be overcome with worry and doubt.  Then, all of a sudden he stops talking, turns around from the crowd and walks away.  Then he stops walking and begins to run.  He literally is running away from the press!  He is by himself; there are no secret service agents around him (or at least they are not in view of the camera).  His action is puzzling.  I have seen him do this at least two times now.  Nobody in the press seems to comment on it.  Why?  (After writing this I did notice that Sean Hamnity’s show had a still picture of Biden running away and they noted he was running away, I think they said he was running away from Afghanistan.  I am not 100% sure I am right about that.)

            If you are a Doctor Who fan and have seen the episode “When a Good Man Goes to War” you may remember that the Doctor insisted that the Colonel begin calling himself Colonel Runaway.  Well, I have adopted this idea to Joe Crow Biden and I think he should be called Commander-in-Chief Runaway!  After all, he has constantly run away from the southern border crisis (which is really a national crisis). But the way he runs away from responsibility on the Afghanistan situation – well, he says he is to blame on all counts but then says it was all because of his predecessor that he had no choice but to follow through on getting out of Afghanistan no matter what. That is a flat out lie. Why? Because, he has gone against every thing President Trump set up since he got into the White House (like the southern border stuff and the Keystone Pipeline), but also because what President Trump set up with the Taliban was CONDITIONAL upon the Taliban’s actions (on how well they behaved themselves)!

Chung Lee Confusion

            According to Doctor Faust, it is okay for President O’Bummer to have hundreds of people over to his Ma’tha’s Vineya’ds’ house for his 60^th birthday party but it is not okay for a motorcycle rally to take place because of coronavirust.  Those sophisticated elites know how to place themselves into human sized condoms (protect themselves) but the motorcyclists are stupid dumb-dumbs so they do not know what they are doing!  They must stay separated at all times.  This is hypocrisy by the liars (the ones who appropriately call themselves sophisticated).  After the PARTY it seems that Ma’tha’s Vineya’ds has broken out with the c19 virust.  Yet, where the motorcycle rally was held – NO BREAKOUT, Anthony Faust!

            Since then there was a huge concert in New York, where people have to prove they have been fully vaccinated in order to go places.  After the concert was taking place they had to cancel it due to ornery Hurricane Henri.  This concert was being broadcast on ZNN while on FOX News they were covering the trouble in Afghanistan. 

            Hypocrisy also broke out in a nasty rash at Nancy Pilono’s fund raiser.  The people there were not social-distancing, nor were they wearing masks.  But the servers all had to wear masks.  It took place in Napa Valley where raisins are raised, but many are picked before their time. At that time Napa Valley was under mask mandates.

Today’s Zodiac – by Astral Projection

            If you were born in the last portion of September (and near the end of October) you are a Libra.  Libra is symbolized by the scales of justice.  Does this mean that you are a policeman, a judge, or a lawyer?  Libra is an air sign.  Does this mean that you are up in the clouds with all your computer information?    Yes, I have a lot of questions and I have NO answers what so ever!

            Libras are usually well balanced, have poise, and are peaceful, unless they join up with BLM or Antifa, then look out, because then they go off the scales!  Some Libras, if on the short side, have a tendency to have a Napoleon complex – which means that they really like their French pastries!  They want others around them to believe everything they say, even if they are fibbing (they think they are SO sophisticated), but those around them do not like them at all so they basically ignore them the best that they can.  Libras are also very bossy because they think they know what the best thing is for everybody around them.  Remember, Adolf Hitler was a short Libra, so, the Libra can be a tyrant and a dick-tator-tot.

            And now for your serious fortune:  You are going to walk into a Walgreens where shoplifting is taking place.  You will try to stop the crime in process by telling the crooks your life history.  Under your spell of bewilderment, they will put back all the items they took and walk peacefully out of the store just to get away from you.  So, good work!

Chung Lee’s Confusion (again)

            DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkass keeps saying, “The southern border is closed.”  Yet 212,672 people from over 100 different countries around the world have crossed that “closed” border in July 2021 (and this only counts the ones who got caught or turned themselves in, it does not count the “got aways” – not to be confused with Commander-in- Chief Runaway).  By the way, DHS stands for Department of Homeland Security.  It sounds to me like Mayorkass needs to be fired because he has done everything but keep this homeland secure!  However, rest assured that he is sophisticated!

            So far, during Commander-in-Chief Runaway’s term in office, he has released 167,000 illegal aliens into the U.S.A.  The borders are also being drenched with fentanyl (thanks to the drug cartels).  Overdoses in the States are up thirty percent.

Haunted Hunted Biden – by Emma Skew Lenity

            One day in 2019 Hunted was with three men (I bet you thought I was going to tell you he was with three bears and that his nickname is Goldilocks).  These three “unwise” men were drug pushers.  I done hear told that they were Russians.  Hunter became unconscious for some time, and as Biden tells his own story, these men thought that he might be dead, even though he wasn’t.  Because if he was dead there’s no way that he could have been telling this story.  When he woke up he found out that his laptop had been stolen by one of the Russians.  Wait, is this why he believes the different lap top he took to a repair shop was nothing more than Russian propaganda?  Or does it mean that he made up this story about the Russians in order to throw suspicion onto the lap top that wound up in the hands of the FBI?  Maybe the man is smarter than we have given him credit?  Maybe he is a devious masterminded guy, maybe he is sophisticated?  Maybe the drug addict routine is all a show?  Maybe Haunted Hunted Biden is just a really smart guy and maybe his old man is also?  Maybe Commander-in-Chief Runaway’s speech problems, and him falling up steps or getting lost on the White House lawn, are all just an act?  Well, for one thing Joe Crow is really sophisticated!

            As the story went on, however, Hunted told his sexual partner that the Russians would probably try to black mail him and then try and black male him after that!  And what’s up with that Finger Lakes tattoo on his upper back?

Chung Lee’s Confusion (one more time)

            The CDC stated recently (on one day) that in one day (whether it was on the CDC’s one day, or the day before the CDC’s one day) the state of Florida had 28,000 cases of coronavirust.  However, Florida saw the “MISINFORMATION” posted on the CDC’s website and called the CDC to tell them the number was incorrect.  Their posted number was incorrect by 30%!  The CDC did not apologize for their blatant (on purpose) mistake.  It was really all political – trying to strike down Governor Ron DeSantisclause.

            As you can see below, Florida is not in the top three, but is number 25 (in the middle).

            The CDC wants everybody to wear a mask, yet they have no physical science to back up their reasoning on the topic.  It has been said that you can smell smoke while wearing a cloth mask – so if you can smell smoke through the mask then the coronavirust can also breach your mask and get into your big schnozzle! But all the big tech companies will claim that what I am telling you about masks is “misinformation” even though it is really factual information.  The next thing the CDC will want to do is shut down your schola cantorum!

Commander-in-Chief Runaway’s Motto:  “BUILD BACK BETTER – GO BROKE!”

These Senators should be ashamed of themselves for selling out our country!  What is wrong with them?  Don’t they know that the Infrastructure bill was a big scam on all of us?  Should any of us ever vote for any of these Senators again?  NO!!!  AOC is happy about it all, because this bill covers her Green New Steel agenda.

            Lindsey Grahamcracker is on my BAD LIST because he has been voting “in” radical leftist judges for Joe Crow!  What’s up Lindsay?  He is not even putting up a pretense of a fuss about any of Joe’s candidates!  We thought you were on the conservative’s side!  I guess not.  I guess you are just a no account RHINO after all!  Remember how, in the fall of 2020, he begged people for campaign funds so that he could be elected again?  And he betrays all those people who may have given him money to win and he betrays the people of his state!  How can he even look himself in the mirror without retching all over the place?  It was Tuckered Out Carlson who exposed him on August 24^th.  He is too chicken to even make an appearance on Tuckered Out Carlson Tonight!  And how come Sean Hamnity, friend of Lindsey, won’t have him on his show to ask him why he voted for the omnibus bill and why he is the only Republican Senator continually voting for all of Biden’s rotten to the core LEFTIST judges?

Doctor Fact

            A Texan doctor has made it known that out of the coronavirust patients that she treats eighty percent of them are illegal aliens or illegal migrants (which ever you choose to call them).  Hey, do you hear the scientific facts Commander-in-Chief Runaway Joe Crow Hidin’ Biden? 

Afghanistan is Afghonistan! – by Afro Afghan

            Once more illustrious Commander and Chief Runaway screwed things up!  Instead of pulling out all U.S. citizens first and then maybe (not sure I am okay with all of this) letting those who helped us in the war come over here, and then pulling out the embassy people and finally the military  – Joke Biden does the opposite!  Why?  Because it was the opposite of President Donald Trump’s plan (at least that is what I heard).  Does Biden hate the man (he really lost to) that much that he is willing to ruin everything no matter how bad it hurts this country and Afghanistan?  Not only that he has p****d off our allies around the world and given (quite literally) ammunition to the Taliban, Chinese, and Russians (United States ammunition, rifles, drones, tanks, etc).  We paid billions of dollars for that stuff and now it is in our enemies’ hands.

            And once more, this fake leader is willing to bring over Afghanistans to our country without even Eddie Vetting them!  What is wrong with this man?  Does he really hate our country that much, or is he a puppet, or is he just mentally not all there?  I am thinking it is all three reasons.

            The Taliban’s deadline for Joe Crow and crew is August 31^st.  Since when does the good old U.S. of A. take orders from terrorists?  Something smells rotten in the White House, something besides Joe’s dirty socks.

            The communist Chinese are trying to finance the Taliban.  This process is called the Tali-Bank Savings Account.   At least there is only .01% interest being offered.  It would also not surprise me that the Chinese are trying to get mineral rights in Afghanistan so they can make all the lithium batteries in the world.  So, Joe Crow, how can we all have electric cars if China is in control of the electric batteries?